James Denton is husband material

I remember the glory days of DH. My female friends were just wild for Denton, whereas I found the other men more interesting/attractive (eg, Doug Savant or Ricardo Chavira).

He's undeniably handsome. But there's something sexless about him to me.

What does he look like in 2022, though.

Deana Carter's song, "Strawberry Wine" was written about Denton

Who gives a shit, R2? Can we live in the fantasy for a minute?

It would cost to much to clone him.

Oh, yes! I did like him during my years as a gayling watching DH with my sister. Mehcad Brooks was another hottie though he was on the show for far too short a time.

He certainly came and went..

James Denton is a hottie on DH. I watched it as a gayling and got erections every time he was nude. However, the biggest hottie on DH is big dick fat ass Doug Savant. He is the ultimate DILF.

Oh, Duggers.

who can forget when DH put Doug Savant in a thong?

R2 He's hotter now than he was then!

He looks his age, R11.

HOW VERY DARE HE.

I don't know when the picture at R11 was taken but, if it's relatively recent, he looks great for someone who turns 60 in January. A man with a handsome face and no great weight gain can (in my eyes) remain attractive even as he ages.

His body looks like that of Meghan Markle, short torso and too long legs.

He’s handsome. Then & now

I wouldn’t mind getting a spanking from him

Meh. He's no Jesse Metcalfe, that's for sure.

r11...not with that hairpiece he isnt.

I always thought he was a bad actor with no personality whatsoever. Doug Savant was more beautiful and talented.

Must agree that the gray/graying facial hair is a disturbing disconnect from that almost black hair on his head. If that's not a hairpiece, Denton should stop coloring his hair then, because it makes it look like a bad toupee.

I’d lick his shitter.

R21 uses an ugly expression.

I like to lick his stinky armpit😍

He was also very gorgeous in the feel good comedy Good Witch. Produced by Hallmark so no shirtless or ass showing but a total DILF in it.

James Denton was boring to me. I never found him hot. He was just ok. I couldn't believe he replaced the beautiful Chris Potter on The Good Witch!

On DH: Ricardo Antonio Chavira Jesse Metcalf Doug Savant Mehcad Brooks Tuc Watkins

They were all way hotter!

His body wasn't anything impressive though. Even Doug Savant had the better body.

Why would you write "Even Doug Savant" as if Doug wasn't known for having a good body.

I bet exposing Jesse Metcalfe to the world caused a brief surge in male breast implant surgeries.

Great actor.

He convinced millions of people he cared about Teri Hatcher.

R6 hottest Jimmy Olsen to ever grace the small screen.

R28 that first photo....can't believe i ever thought Jesse was straight.

He was good looking and has nice enough body but seemed to have bland personality and is a limited actor. Supposedly a very nice guy though.

I agree with Savant and Chavira being more appealing and sexy.

I assumed his character was meant to be bland. That seems to be what a lot of women actually go for and consider ideal once they reach the marryin'-and-breedin' phase of their lives.

Almost every single straight women I know dated assholes who treated them poorly when they were young and then in their mid-20s married similar-looking schlubby boring guys who are considerate and caring. Same 'personality' as Denton, which is to say that they fix things and watch sports and seem to have few other intetests, and Denton always seemed to me to be that guy in a soap-opera 'DILF' package.

To add to R32, consider Doug Savant's character. He was depicted as a problem husband and a manchild because he was dissatisfied with his job (He had actual interests beyond being a fix-it drone.) and had a dream of running a restaurant. Lynnet gave in and it ruined their life, and he had to admit defeat and agree to become a passionless drone for their marriage to work out.

Denton's Mike, being passionless and practical, is the dream guy for straight women. They want colorful, exuberant gay friends, drunk girlfriends, and Stepford hubby clones.

I see a lot of Doug Savant appreciation here. The gays seem to really love him and he certainly is attractive, but he was never a GREAT actor! His claim to fame is the soap type shit of DH and MP. He is married with children though, which makes me wonder how many casting couches he had to lay on to get even those roles. I would imagine quite a few. He gives me a bi-vibe.

R34 If he got on casting couch, he would get few more roles other than supporting role in soap

What's not to love when you got a sexy body like this.

I love a slightly beefy, mature blond dude.

Why are you even here, OP ? what's next, a SJP thread ? seriously woman, why are you here ?

J'adore, Monsieur Denton.

Doug Savant has THE DILF BODY

R35 You missed my point. I already acknowledged that he is attractive. I said his acting sucks so bad that even with the casting couch (which we know was pretty standard at that time - especially if you were mediocre), supporting soap roles was the best he could get.

I never watched DH, but I was always struck by how good-looking Denton was when I did occasionally see him.

R39 Probably 'had,' since that picture is about 20 years old now.

R42 he looks rough now

R40 James Denton couldn't show off any of his acting skills in DH is just a plain white dude who is dull most of his time.

R43 I totally agree. I don't see the hoopla surrounding either of these men. Both are your standard mayonnaise White guys... now more than ever.

I enjoyed DH & MP, always liked Doug Savant, and James Denton, but for different reasons. I'm perfectly fine with a delicious slice of white Wonder Bread, you can always spice it up with peanut butter, make French toast or bread pudding, etc. The so-called boring looking guys have all that pent up sexual energy ready to be released and explode, I've never had a problem with them. And on matters of ethics and values and treating people well, they're just pleasant and awesome. That doesn't mean they can't be sexual dynamite in the sack. ;-)

Ooh baby.

R46 James Denton once kiss Ricardo on the cheek on TV. But no, he is not gay

Remember James’ fake fraternal twin?

:P:P:P:P

For R46

R48, funny. I instantly thought "Colonel Sheppard!"

Compare Doug to James in modern day. I think James is even HOTTER than he was on DH. Doug has aged like milk.

Both James Denton and Doug Savant gives off the vibe of insensitive nipples.

Not only is he thicc, he also has a fat cock. Doug is just so sexy.

I want James to keep me warm on cold winter nights.

Oh, yes, R55! And he'd better bring the Stetson!

Since we're revisiting Wisteria Lane, here's your PSA that one of our gay-character pioneers Shawn Pyfrom is still showing off his boobies on social media!

He's 36 now, just a few years younger than the ages Doug Savant and James Denton were on Desperate Housewives.

[Quote] He's 36 now, just a few years younger than the ages Doug Savant and James Denton were on Desperate Housewives.

And now I feel old 😕

No way Doug Savant is hotter than Denton. Savant looks like some white bread guy from Boise. James Denton looks like he's done some carousing, some drinkin', some lovin', in other words he looks like he's had a life. As they would say in Britain, he looks like a lad. Every line on his face shows a life lived hard. That's a real man. Savant looks like he has spent his entire life waking up and staring at himself in the mirror for an hour to see if he has any blemishes and whether or not he'll have to stay inside that day.

Hi, R58, you are. Have a nice day.

[Quote] Hi, [R58], you are. Have a nice day.

Would Denton enjoy a man's tongue between his ass cheeks?

DL = Crypt dwelling ghouls rubbing one out over decades old images of ex-hunks.

R63 = asshole.

R63, I was R6 and I'm 29. I can't speak for others (though R8 may well be around the same age) but some of us have a thing for Denton because he was a hottie on a (rather camp) TV show that we watched as gay teens.

r60 = Teri Hatcher

Denton now lives in Minnesota. He does Hallmark movies and is looking for his next role. His son is acting in a movie with him.

Oh i wish i could find the story about James that was posted on Reddit. It was about him cheating and it involved a peloton.

R68 can you tell us what you remember? Did he put a dildo on the peloton and then sit on it and rode it till he cum?

Found it

[Quote] Super random, but James Denton (Mike from Desperate Housewives) is going through/recently went through a divorce because his wife found out he was cheating on her with an actress in LA. Apparently she gave him a peloton as a gift, and he synced his phone to it. Well she started seeing text messages from the actress pop up, and figured it out pretty quickly! No clue who the actress is, but apparently he moved out of the house and into an apartment.

Forget Denton, Richard Burgi was so much more hotter than he. And a hell of a lot less bland. I would be willing to bet that Burgi would be so enthusiastic in bed.

R71 Karl has a douchebag looking vibe of someone who would be sweet to you at first. But once he got you in his bed, he will fuck you like a toy in however way he want while calling you degrading name such as Faggot, Slut, Cumdump. Then, completely discard you afterwards.

But, Doug Savant, on the other hand, seems like someone who enjoy sex but also care deeply about his partner and would willingly fulfilled his partner fantasy. He was also way more passionate in bed and would call you sexy afterwards. I prefer Doug Savant.

James Denton is like Doug who is also passionate in bed. However, James is a big sweater, sex with him will guarantee a room full of the smell of sweat and loud moaning.

R72 I don't see the problem with a man like Burgi fucking me like a toy, calling me faggot, then ghosting me.

It's sorta my thing.

Here is what I would describe the dilf on DH in the sack.

James Denton has a perfectly normal 6 inch cock who love fucking but only into vanilla stuff (i.e. Sucking Anal in missionary position etc). However, he would say no to a more wild sexual request at first, such as licking his armpit and asshole. But after asking for several times, he would agree and let you do it. Also, he is a huge sweater in the bed and he has a strong musky scent. He is also a huge grunter and would keep saying, "fuck, yes, ohhhh" while he was fucking your hole. His fucking is quite steady and neither too hardly or softly.

R75, I also get the impression that he'd sweat a lot. YUM!

It is all imagination for fun only. Nothing I said is in anyway represent the real character of any person

I also get the impression that English is not R75's native tongue.

R78 No I am not. I am from Asia. I came to this website to learn English and learn many unique phrases such as,

presenting hole, meaning: making an attractive offer to another person. Example: This candidate is perfect for this job yet our current offer is not up to par to his expectation. So I have to present hole.

Doug Savant has a huge 7 inch cock. He is passionate in bed and would do things to turn you on such as sucking your nipple and licking your ass. His cock constantly drip precum and he would let you suck on it. He is quite verbal in bed and would complement your look and body. However, once he entered your body. The feeling on his cock is too strong that he wouldn't make any sound but would instead focusing on fucking. The sound of his cock pounding your ass and your moaning would fill the room. He would focus on fucking so much that he rolled his eyes back and wouldn't hardly look at you. But he would mumble things such as, "so good", "this ass is so tight" here and there. Overall he is an amazing fuck.