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The Snappy One-Liners of Cop Dramas

Don't you just love the little witticisms and comebacks from cop/legal dramas?

Law and Order SVU: "This kid plays 40+ hours of video games each week. It's amazing he found time to commit murder."

Murder, She Wrote: “These last few days I have been insulted, browbeaten and patronized and I say no thank you! Back in Cabot Cove, the only thing with claws are the lobsters and we eat them.”

CSI Miami: “You know what they say 'You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell.'"

by Anonymousreply 1October 10, 2022 5:42 PM

And I'll bet your mother had a loud bark.

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