You know real bros.
Mark Wahlberg could have played one of the main parts. Of course we would be casting slightly older.
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You know real bros.
Mark Wahlberg could have played one of the main parts. Of course we would be casting slightly older.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 19, 2023 12:15 AM |
Slightly older? He’s decrepit.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 9, 2022 5:40 PM |
Bros should have been an edgy romcom starring Chris and Liam Hemsworth. A couple of flashes of full frontal and controversy would have gotten people into the movie theatres.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 9, 2022 5:54 PM |
Chris and Scott Evans should be the male leads. People would want to see if they are incest on screen.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 9, 2022 5:56 PM |
Incest does seem to be the most common gay porn scenario today, so it would be a fair, if not ideal, reflection of gay interests.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 9, 2022 5:58 PM |
The ending would be tragic:
The one bi guy who was reluctant the whole movie to admit it and come out, finally makes the decision to move in with his "bro". Then he thinks: "OK, one last time having sex with a vagina-owner before I will live with my future husband becoming monogamous". But then his one night stand gets pregnant and his bro commits suicde because he couldn't handle the love of his life having a child with someone else.
This would be the end credits song:
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 9, 2022 6:17 PM |
Mark Wahlberg is a fucking asshole.
I wouldn't go see him if he were 10 feet away at the grocery store.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 9, 2022 6:19 PM |
OP is correct. The title connotes Bros4Bros who are not part of gay culture or stereotypes. Homiesexuals are all the cultural rage right now, it’s trending. As long as it’s not immersed in gay culture, it can be a mainstream hit
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 9, 2022 6:26 PM |
R6 I wonder of Mark Wahlberg buys soy sauce at the grocery store or if he just sees it and beats it up.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 9, 2022 6:33 PM |
Facts
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 12, 2023 1:09 PM |
About two bisexuals, not straight.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 12, 2023 1:40 PM |
Bisexuals are boner-killers.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 12, 2023 1:47 PM |
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 12, 2023 1:49 PM |
bros: the midlife crisis
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 12, 2023 2:13 PM |
Haven't dated a gay guy for over 10 years. Bisexual men are way easier to deal with and are drama free.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 12, 2023 8:34 PM |
How many bisexuals have you dated in these 10 years? ^
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 12, 2023 8:45 PM |
I don’t date dudes, but I prefer messing around with bi and mostly straight bros
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 12, 2023 9:55 PM |
[quote] How many bisexuals have you dated in these 10 years? ^
As potential LTR?? 6 guys. For sex, maybe 4, I was going to say 5, but one I'm sure is actually gay pretending to be bisexual.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 12, 2023 10:38 PM |
Facts
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 18, 2023 9:15 PM |
Mark Wahlberg is a piece of shit who should die in a grease fire.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 18, 2023 9:17 PM |
I like Mark
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 18, 2023 9:47 PM |
The bisexual superiority troll who magically only wants to fuck his partnered straight male friends must be back in town.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 18, 2023 9:53 PM |
[quote]I like Mark
Of course you do, Donni.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 18, 2023 9:55 PM |
Bros should have been about a straight teacher who falls in love with Tom Selleck after one of his students out him mistakenly on national TV
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 18, 2023 9:55 PM |
I agree, R23. If straight people can have an 80 year old leading man in action movies, we can certainly have them in romcoms.
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