Mila Kunis’ LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD is like NYC Upper Class Perfect Life Aspirational Porn

Lord, that actress from Cruel Summer who played the fat, ugly girl plays Mila as a fat, ugly scholarship girl at prep school. Hollywood is going to give this girl a huge complex and an eating disorder and she’ll end up like Brittany Murphy.

Kunis' face looks different in that OP photo. Is it cosmetic, or just age? Obviously the eyebrows are not as she normally wears them.

The reason she doesn’t bathe is she is fucking hideous out of makeup.

It’s hard to watch Mila and her affected speech, but I guess that’s like literally true to life now and how these girls like talk.

Connie Britton plays her boozy, blousey mom and Jennifer Beaks her boss who doesn’t seem to be aging.

She needs a lot of smoke and mirrors to look attractive. She's actually quite ordinary. If you need proof then check out that Glenn Close movie where she played a junkie. I don't feel bad pointing this out because she comes off as an asshole.

The book was a bestseller but I thought it was trite crap. It should translate better as a film.

Link to the trailer

The Hollywood Reporter panned the movie and her performance.

Google her without makeup. Dumpy

It looks like trashy fun, not remotely aspirational.

Finn Wittrock now has a little gut. I don't mind I guess. Very straight look.

Ok I take it back at R12. He took off his shirt and he's FIT and gorgeous.

No wonder I saw this yesterday. Likely unbearable in real life, but she gives fun interview.

Mila is 39 and way too old for this part.

Why can't lesbians post on a lesbian site? It's getting so fucking ridiculous on DL.

Age snuck upon her quickly.

Russian women age poorly

[quote]and he's FIT and gorgeous.

FIT?! HAH!

OK finished it. What a Frau slog!

R20 I didn’t know it was going to be a “message” story based on the author’s actual experiences, I thought it was going to be more about trashy fun.

I figured out it wasn't trashy fun when she got raped.

I thought it has a very odd tone. Or at least it was doing work on me as a man. Because I empathized with the character but I didn't like the grown up. As a girl the character was more moving.

It was the message - that rape turned her into a disagreeable, insincere person. It was grim. The heroic ending seemed tacked on and self-congratulatory in an icky way.

I can never see Mila without hearing her as the Family Guy girl.

NYT - Her performance carries the film — a fortunate break for the director Mike Barker, who has the near-impossible challenge of shepherding the tone from snark to painful sincerity.

Just started watching, pretty good so far. Bookmarking so I can read after in case of spoilers.

R6 I don't care for Mila or her talent free husband..but her eyes are very beautiful. R24 oh is this another " there's no other explanation for a mentally fucked up person but sex abuse" plots? If so, ick. I was drawn in by the trailer but that trope has gotten old.

R15 That's absurd. The character is mid 30s and Kunis is 39

I read the synopsis of the books plot and it's just....meh. Just the same cliche shit done so many times in fiction/ TV. Nothing new or interesting.

It's stupid fun film, better than the rest of the movies released this week.

And excuse me, while I, the sexiest woman alive 2012-2013, give my handsome husband a crackling blow job and you old fat homos can just bat your eyelashes and spank your monkey alone.

Well I typed the "Kunis is too old for the part" mid-watch before it was revealed how many years she was working in New York. I assume it was 5. The character then mentions 9. Which still puts her at early 30s. But Ok, I take back my comment. Still, if these characters are mid thirties I don't buy it really. Finn's finance character would have the first wife in mid to late 20s, latest. Minor points. Kunis looks good except in a few shots where the lighting sees through the makeup a bit.

Do educated people still get married in their twenties?

For those of you who see departed pets, is there any special trick to being able to communicate with them? My brother says my orange boy will come to me in my dreams when he’s ready.

Wrong thread obviously

According to 2021 statistics, the average age at which women get married is age 28.6 years. For men, the average age of marriage is 30.4 years.

The stats are going to be different for HS grads and College grads.

(OK I am old but I nailed the age for women)

I saw one set about "Elite College" marriage statistics but it is over 10 years old and not about the age at first marriage but about the likelihood of marriage and divorce at each of 50 elite colleges. (Lower likelihood of being married in 30s, than hoi polloi, but higher in the 50s. Lower divorce rates.)

R1 question of taste. To me Chiara Aurelia is a pretty girl in this TV movie and not so "fat" in it, rather quite plump but (as the plots shows) rape-worthy by handsome smug prepsters.

I think the character was supposed to be 32, Mila was a hard 32.

I was surprised to discover Finn Wittrock is 37. I figured 30ish now, 20s in American Horror.

(#nosausage!)

How did the mother end up living in such an upper-middle class home at the end? She's pictured in her huge bougie kitchen. Also I didn't believe for a SECOND a mother would say such awful things to her just raped daughter. That was some boilerplate scripting.

r40 I thought the same thing about the kitchen of the mother. But I can believe a mother would say something like that, my mother was always the type who was more worried about what people would think and of keeping up appearances.

I’m gonna watch it.

I like her.

And yeah. She’s an example of an average girl becoming a knockout after hair & makeup.

So what?

This is the same for 95% or more of Hollywood, and let’s not forget the plastic surgery, constant fillers and minimal procedures, to boot!

I read the book a while ago and it was entertaining, but I barely remember it. I agree that Kunis was too old for the role. She’s pushing 40 and looks it and given that Kunis’s character was desperate to establish a veneer of respectability, she would have wanted to get married early thirties, latest.

I thought it was pretty good, but in the end I was confused and a little disturbed by the focus on the rape vs the massacre. I realize the horror of the massacre doesn’t diminish the rape, but I found it odd. Like I said, I don’t remember the book well, but I don’t think the book did this. The book was about the whole series of events and untangling what really happened. Not rape is really bad and oh, this other thing happened, too.

She is a heavy smoker.

[quote]I thought it was pretty good, but in the end I was confused and a little disturbed by the focus on the rape vs the massacre. I realize the horror of the massacre doesn’t diminish the rape, but I found it odd.

She stabbed her friend to death (the one who was sympathetic and trying to stand up for her, and her rape was probably partly why they staged the shooting in the first place) and that's barely a blip in her brain.

I was kind of bummed they didn’t have this blasting through out the school during the massacre..

R46 I knew that song from Big Love on HBO

That Chiara girl needs to mix it up with the genres of shows and movies or she’s going get typecast.

Honestly, if I read about the author beforehand I don’t think I would have watched, she sounds exhausting.

I think a bob would suit her face better… or a hair style that isn’t so long and flat.

R50 I think a bob would make Mila look older.

r50 maybe her husband likes women with hair like that (Demi)

Boy, those EE gals who were gorgeous in their 20s/30s, start to sour real quick in their 40s

The dialogue is so coarse. Blech.

I don’t know why I’m watching this frau show. Maybe it’s because the character is how I’ve always pictured Mila as being: tough, bitchy, sour, sexy. One might say the role was made for her?

The nicest thing you can say about this is thank god it’s not a series and it’s over in an hour and a half.

Saw Ashton's dick when he was a 19 year old model. Long but a bit thin. Not hard.

Mila's voice reminds me so much of Meg from Family Guy.

R55 that's her bread and butter.

R57 In person or in a photo?

r56 One of the writers on Pajiba said it should have been a series. That site is something else.

Fuck you, R58

r57 HOW? WHERE?

Preppy asshole’s in a wheelchair but poor Mila-character. Boo hoo.

…and Mila-character’s dream come true is getting published in the New York Times? Good grief.

Just finished. That sucked.

R65 the author of the book sounds a bit insufferable. She's a journalist herself so I guess NYT is the be all end all.

I would have chosen Finn Wittrock's hot cock and family money.

This my story, no? Except have fat husband with small cuktion.

when you stumble on the mail order bride catalogue, pre-photo shop

"We have this service that delivers smoothies to the house."

That food video actually made me like her. I can’t believe she domesticated Ashton Kutcher.

R72 I don't think he’s actually been domesticated (like most actors) but it's good for his image. There's something really off about Ashton and his friendship with Danny doesn't help either.

Mila is gorgeous to me but man she sucked in this. Very inconsistent. The younger version actress ran circles around her. She can’t pull off playing a very intelligent person.

Mila is a terrible actress.

R75 she's fine in comedies.

I’ve only seen her in this, Date Night and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She’s predictable.

[quote] Also I didn't believe for a SECOND a mother would say such awful things to her just raped daughter. That was some boilerplate scripting.

See, that seemed genuine. “After the sacrifices we have made and all your hard work, you threw your future away by sneaking out and getting drunk and putting yourself in the way of those boys” is the nice version of what I feared my own mother would have said to me if I was assaulted as a teenager.

Yes, she’s support me and help and blame the rapists, but I would be very aware that part of her instant, natural response that she would smother down would be anger at me for being a teenager pushing boundaries and not obeying her.

I agree it felt realistic the mom would blame the daughter. Take as old as time.

She's good, but the film was extremely forgettable.