I pulled into a gas station today and there was a U-Haul parked at one of the gas pumps. Next thing you know one of those big old dykes with the giant manly hips got out. Another woman was in the passenger seat. I wanted to ask her if it was their second date but I didn’t want to get beaten up.
I actually saw a lesbian driving a U-Haul
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 8, 2022 2:33 AM |
Pix, or it didn't happen!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 7, 2022 4:53 AM |
Maybe they were haulin' a load of nutloafs to Flarda?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 7, 2022 4:56 AM |
What was playing on the U-Haul stereo?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 7, 2022 5:06 AM |
R3 I didn’t hear it, but probably “I’m The Only One.”
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 7, 2022 5:12 AM |
A 250-lb dyke and one 200-lb can't beat up a 400-lb homo, if you must know, unless you're very effy and suffering from diabetes chronic heart failure.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 7, 2022 5:26 AM |
R5 Must be one of those bitter over the top effeminate queens with the dangly earrings.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 7, 2022 5:33 AM |
While pumping gas—did they tell you that they met one month ago, lived together for 3 weeks and are using the U-Haul to pack up the tomboy one’s flannels, nose piercings, 5 cats and butch IKEA furniture?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 7, 2022 5:53 AM |
I saw something nasty in the woodshed. It was a U-Haul filled with lesbians.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 7, 2022 6:09 AM |
The legendary creature of Ye Olde Data Lounge Lore, in the flesh!
Pinch yourself, OP!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 7, 2022 6:12 AM |
Every other woman is manly and butch, according to DL
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 7, 2022 8:16 AM |
Did one of them have a cane?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 7, 2022 8:26 AM |
You should send them a card, Op...
"Nothing says lesbian love like U-Haul"💕
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 7, 2022 9:25 AM |
Maybe they're hauling dead bodies of people who tell bad Lesbian jokes and stories. They're coming for ya,OP! ( you know what's in an authentic nutoaf dont ya?)
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 7, 2022 9:32 AM |
A gentleman would have offered them a 6-pack of Natural Light as a housewarming gift.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 7, 2022 1:16 PM |
You expected her to have a chauffeur?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 7, 2022 1:18 PM |
OP, I will come to your house and blow you if she had on a softball jersey and some sort of knee brace.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 7, 2022 1:18 PM |
Or a cane.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 7, 2022 3:18 PM |
Maybe they were lay nuns?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 7, 2022 11:30 PM |
Really weird troll thread. Not even stealth. Just...there.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 8, 2022 12:13 AM |
-1,000,000/100
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 8, 2022 12:17 AM |
The thread title sounds like one of the "If You Give a Moose a Cookie" books
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 8, 2022 12:19 AM |
Christmas Moose, R21?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 8, 2022 12:26 AM |
It’s so exciting when a cliche appears right in front of you. Last year, an elder antique mall gay asked me if I had found any treasures and I looked around gleefully at the other patrons of the Front Royal Mart, but they all looked stonily ahead. I guess most Appalachians don’t read DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 8, 2022 12:47 AM |
Lmao, R23, probably not.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 8, 2022 1:15 AM |
Ohhh, OP, that driver was just Brad Pitt!! How funny you are.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 8, 2022 2:33 AM |