What do you wear and do when you’re seducing a straight married man

Wear a simple yet elegant little black dress and dribble some oil from a can of fish on your junk.

Make sure to wear fake tits and tuck your dick (if you have one). Turn the lights out when giving them a blowie and don't let them touch you or they'll knock off the falsies.

If you're not careful. You may be wearing a hospital gown after receiving an ass beating.

Wearing a loose fitting garment is recommended. Then:

1. Make eye contact 2. Smile 3. Present hole

Getting serious, I've seduced many straight married guys. The trick is to not act femme. There's nothing that turns off a straight guy more than a sissy/femme type. Be masc and do lots of bro speak. Talk about sports while you're drinking brews. Then make your move.

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Straights love softer feminine guys. And make sure you are smooth shaven.

Coat yourself in pumpkin spice scented body lotion. You'll fool them into thinking you're a frau.

Joost wear toight see-froo clowthes when you're arownd him, and when he gives yow an order alwhys say 'yes, Skipper' in a baby voice. Worked for mey.

A little Jungle Gardenia on my taint.

A football costume. Or some other sports regalia. Likely a jock strap, maybe eye black.

Caftan

Earrings

[quote] I hear they like the smell of vanilla, should I go to bath and body works?

Idk OP are you a Scene Queen? If so then by all means grab some BBW Confetti Cake Pop

His wife’s panties.

Oh lord. The “D” in DL must stand for delusional.

You should sit your bare ass on an open can of tuna for 3 hours before your "date".

He will be all over your ass like bees on honey.

Oh my dears,its not complicated at all. A 12 pack of beer,a couple of joints and a private place to entertain him and I promise you (if your cute) that you will be gobbling that dick in no time. Im an old slut,and I lost count of how many straight guys I did. Starting with all my brothers friends when we were kids up to a couple of uncles (married into the family) . It was so easy,like shooting fish in a barrel. Of course I was hella femme and quite flirtatious.

Dress like a straight man but one you think this guy would aspire to look like. Clothes a little more fitted and stylish. Then just ACT straight but BE proudly gay. Then get him drunk and in the dark. I fucked a straight guy in HS but his gf was involved as well so different. Good luck. Let us know how it goes.

R6, Please tell me that photo's not really DeSantis. Trump claims he has dirt on the FL man that would destroy him politically.

R5 and R18 advice is right. Bring masc top energy but speak about dates, sex, friends, whatever proudly. The understanding that you’re cool and into sex will free him to be the same. I’ve hooked up with straight guys all my life from my sisters friends to adulthood.

R19, yes, Rose, that’s a real photo of DeSatnis.

[quote] 3. Present hole

Front hole or back hole?

Try your best not to laugh when he tells you he has never been with a man before.

I wear a colorful top like a turquoise or lime, my salmon belt and my periwinkle chinos. Makes me super relatable.

Remember when it was enough to just say "married man", OP?

As others have said, act straight and bring beer. Also reassure him that you will be discreet (but don't say that word, because it's gay).

"Butch it up ?" Are you bitches for real ? Like some straight guy is going to try gay sex for the 1st time with some Bro. Get the fuck outta here with that noise . They want femme sissy bottoms ,preferably small hairless ones. Ive told the story on here a few times about the time some friends and I were going to Orlando and got lost (pre cells) and ended up at some trucker diner in the middle of nowhere. We decide to eat as it was very late and we all had been drinking. I was wearing a skin tight pair of pink corduroy jeans,a white satin collarless shirt with a big rhinestone brooch and pink feather roachclips in my hair. As we are walking across the floor,somebody yells out "Aint no better joy than a fat butt boy!" and the place erupts into wolf whistles and catcalls. I being the brazen hussy I was played it right off,bowing and blowing kisses . It was a riot, lots of laughing. As we were leaving a guy standing by his truck asked me why I was rushing off,and I told my friends I might be a few minutes. We have a little fun,and as Im walking away from his rig ANOTHER guy asks me where Im going! Long story short,I was gone about an hour,my friends were livid and I left 2 very satisfied truckers behind and I bet more than one who jerked off to me that night. Now that didnt happen because I was butch,now did it ?

A vagina.

Workout gear. Weed. It's not hard.

Thank you for your suggestions, Mr. Dahmer.

R27 You are crazy. They get feminine sexual partners all the time with women. Their dirty dark desires are to be with a man's man. I have been with more straight presenting married to women men than I can even count. Easy. Hotel bars and gyms when traveling for work. They don't even want to be seen talking to a sissy guy. Talk sports, be normal and you can be spinning sloppy 69s with them in no time. You likely won't get to fuck them but they'll stick it in you every damn time.

R27 no one is jealous of bagging a trucker as most are hideous whales.

R32 Not all of them Dear. Certainly not those two that night. But you see I am an old school queen. Im all about that dick. They pry out a juicy fat cock and Im laser focused on that solely.Its not too important what its attached to. Ive gotten plenty of great dick off less than gorgeous men. I know whats really important.

I am not some flagrant hussy!

Sad cartoon gay villain, Dear. You suck at story time.

Carry lotsa $20 bills, that should be sufficient.

Story time whore is a Phlegm Fatale. Sad.

This outfit always seems to work for Paul Ryan and Adam Kinzinger 🤔

Straight men don't fuck other men, you dumb twat.

^ Yeah, they do 😜

This is all rather embarrassing.

I've had a lot of luck with this outfit on a certain gentleman caller from Palm Beach...

I never set out to seduce married men, specifically.

But speaking as a drag queen, “straight” men responded strongly to fantasy pin-up girl looks. Fishnet stockings with visible garters, short leather skirts, HIGH heels, long hair, red red lipstick, halter tops, chunky jewelry… the stuff regular women don’t pour themselves into very often because it’s a lot of uncomfortable work.

I guess in retrospect, basically dress like a whore.

Pretend you are not interested but at the same time, describe the straight hookups you have been in.

It's not what you wear but it's what you have. If you have a straight friend you think you can turn the two main ingredients are alcohol and porn. Go out, get drunk, have a few drinks back at one of your places and start turning the conversation to sex and porn. Once porn is playing, straight men really can't resist if you've gotten this far.

I love romance.

Stop stealing my ideas.

[quote] Yeah, they do

No, only gay or bi men fuck other men. Get that, you silly twat?