New Poll Shows Lauren Boebert Effectively Tied With Challenger, Suddenly at Risk of Losing Seat

That's a shame.

Go Adam!!!

American Muckrackers is suing her for defamation. Does this mean they have pretty good receipts about her alleged escorting and abortions?

The scandal is her opponent isn't up by thirty points. Come on, Colorado's 3rd, show a little self-respect.

R4, from what I'm hearing from friends in Denver, her district is mostly made of people just like her and her sleazy pedophile husband. In fact, they would be considered the A listers in that crowd.

Well it obviously isn't home to the Carringtons and the Colbys.

The district does contain Aspen.

Oh, dear:

[quote]Two Words: Let’s Go Brandon!

It's really sad that this bitch is at a tie though. SMH. Should be worse for her.

I do suspect she'll lose and we'll never hear the end of sheriff's calls from her house as her drunk oil rig consultant husband tears their kitchen cabinetry from their hinges screaming "You're still a useless fucking cunt of a pretend wife, bitch" at whatever her name is.

I never thought the GOP of aging frat boy golfers and country club racists would look good, but it would be nice to have it back....

Calling it now: she will win.

I don't care what else happens tonight, I want this cunt to lose. Only for the bitchy comments here tomorrow. That will bring me great joy!

Oh please please please please PUHLEASE!

What this guy said

Even if she manages to pull off a win and keep her job, she'll always have had Ted Cruz nut inside of her.

There is no worse punishment.

^ And a HS drop out hubby who flashes the teens at the local bowling alley! #Klassy!

Oh, please please please

Hmmm...NYT has similar numbers, but is saying only 78% of the vote is in. Boebert down by 3 points.

Boebert is going down!

God, please let Lauren Boba Tea lose. PLEASE.

Please let this clown lose.

R19’s link predicts she’ll win. A pity.

r23, they've changed it though. Before it said "likely" Boebert. Now it's "leaning toward" her. Hopefully they'll switch it over to tossup or all the way to Frisch soon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not my bestie!!

YOU'RE FIRED!!

This is as of now (11:13 pm, 11/8)

House results by district

From The Associated Press

Districts

Front-runners/Vote count/Vote %

Colorado · District 381% reporting

Adam Frisch Democratic Party 51.2% 140,275 votes

Lauren Boebert Republican Party 48.8% 133,563 vote

Look at this before and after photo. How the night started. How it’s going.

At least she has another profession to fall back on.

R28, it looks like they're praying in that second pic. BWHAHAHAHA!

God replied “Sorry, you LOSE, skank whore.”

Guess it's back to the eating out biz for her.

4am update:

Colorado · District 3 89% reporting

Adam Frisch Democratic Party 50.9% 147,263 votes

Lauren Boebert Republican Party 49.1% 142,328 votes

LMAO….maybe one of her future school shooter children will remember charity begins at home.

I don't know how any sane woman would vote Republican but yet, here we are.

@r33, Poor, Bobo... 😢

....

R35, perhaps because Democrats want men in women’s spaces and can’t define what a woman is and call expected mothers birthing people who chest feed.

^ Oh, honey, you are so yesterday with that "woke" crap

Dear R38,

Read the room and ...

^ Love it! 👍

R38 Cry for me.

Now, she and her pedo hubby can go into porn full time.

R38 and the rest of her Trans Hating freakshow pals GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED TODAY.

I put them all on ignore recently and haven't let them out so she must have an extra sockpuppet she dug out of her dusty snatch.

YOU ARE LOSERS AND YOU LOST JUST AS I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT YOU WOULD, BITCH.

You can try to turn your personal toilet fetish into a winning election issue but at the end of the day you'll still only be talking about 0.6% of the population. We don't care. It's never mattered on the DL and it didn't matter to American voters. You shrieked and made common cause with scum-sucking MAGATs. You were willing and even eager to sell out Abortion rights, Gay Marriage, Social Security, Medicare, and the environment (among other things) all to endlessly obsess on your personal fee-fees and your Trans Hate fetish. You fucking loser. YOU LOSE, SHIT FOR BRAINS.

You were never right, you were always wrong and that's why you got cunt-punted today.

This has made me very happy. Don't try to defend it, you stupid cow, just accept that you were totally wrong and just sit there and be wrong in your wrongness.

@r43, "Now, she and her pedo hubby can go into porn full time. "

I'll watch Jayson hate fuck someone

[quote]Now, she and her pedo hubby can go into porn full time.

All kidding aside, you know there life is one big grift and even before this loss, things were going south for them. It actually wouldn't surprise me if she did some kind of Onlyfans for MAGAs. I'm really shocked by this - there were stories that this was a possibility, but I figured she'd prevail in the end.

^ That's not how it works, Bobo and her husband went into the House broke, they're now worth close to $40 million 🤔 Funny how that works

^^ nah

Tell Lolo that I'm ready to nut again. It only happens once every three years...

Oh my God, R49, Bobo and Rafael - together - I'LL NEVER UNSEE THAT, YOU RAT BASTARD.

@r48, Yeah, she's crying all the way to the bank

"Lauren Boebert Net Worth is $41 Million (Forbes 2022) Salary Assets Wealth "

Standing O for R44!

If the Bobos do porn, I hope it's scat play ONLY and he shits in her mouth and vag. I'll buy copies and send them to their family members and neighbors.

@r44, Love your spunk 👍 😂

Don't forget to send one to Donald and every fucking MAGAt in the House and Senate, along with everyone at the RNC. Ronna Romney MAGAt will need several copies suitable for framing.

If she has $41 million, why is she walking around with that face? Chinless people everywhere have a hard time believing it.

this race is still too close to call. I find it so hard to believe that there are enough people to even vote for this bimbo. Why? what do they possibly think she is going to do for them. Do we really have that many very angry people in this country??

It's not too close to call.

I'm calling and Bobo is GONE.

NYT is still calling for Boebert at 90% of votes reported.

Bobo lost.

Don't know if she lost yet, but "Boebert's mascara waterfall" is trending on Twitter.

@r55, "why is she walking around with that face? Chinless people everywhere have a hard time believing it. "

That's not a chin, that's her snake mouth built to swallow really big Republicans 😜

" Snakes have no chin, no chin bone, so their jaws aren't connected the way ours are. There's nothing to dislocate. Instead there are really stretchy ligaments that determine how wide the mouth can open"

Science is cool

It's not called an articulating jaw (or maybe it is) but yes, I've heard of that 'thing' where they can open wide and eat a possum, or whatever.

If you painted her green and gave her a pointy hat, she'd be a ringer for The Wicked Witch of the West, in The Wizard of Oz.

Fuck YOU, R63!

^ Margaret, honey, you should have gotten that chin implant like I told you

Billie, you were always a WHORE and everyone knew it. Banging munchkins four and five at a time!

How nice for us. Bye, bitch!

Does Boebert's pussy stink this morning?

According still to NYT, Boebert is still reported to win. Looks like Mesa County will pull for her in the last minute. Sigh.

The NYT has just never updated their website. Everyone else says Frisch is going to take it.

I see headlines from NYT and WSJ stating it was unexpected that the race would be close. Didn’t they look at the pre-election poll linked by OP that predicted that?

R44 Somebody forgot to take their medication this morning.

Update 5 hours ago. If she, Oz, Mastriano, Kari Lake and- hopefully- Walker have lost, MAGA is dead:

Colorado · District 3 93% reporting

Adam Frisch Democratic Party 50.6% 149,421 votes

Lauren Boebert Republican Party 49.4% 145,946 votes

^ I love good news 🤗

Ha ha!

Why do people on twitter keep acting like Boebert is a slaughtered lamb? Every time I look at the figures, it's pretty much neck and neck. What's going on?

I’m sure she’ll concede with dignity and grace.

Before and after pics.

Hide the guns, she's going to be a mass shooter when she loses.

bye, cunt

And now that she's out of Congress, will we find out if she was the RNC and DNC bomb planter? It was either her or that other cunt MTG.

^ If anything it will be a lot easier to arrest her for her participation and planning of J6.

Frisch only 60 votes up Boebert.

Hate her

Boebert coming up fast on the inside.

Behind by only 62 votes.

She's not out yet.

If Boebert and/or Herschel Walker wins, Trump will have an orgasm over how he manipulated his feeble-minded fanbase into electing these idiots.

97% counted

Boebert behind by only 73 votes.

She's looking for ballots under the sofa cushions.

Or inside her vagina.

^^ I mean, it seems to be the busiest place in that trashy little district.

R88, she's in a district that's r+6 or something. The fact that this is a horse race shows that Trumpism isn't that strong. She should have easily won.

Herschel's in red state and finished with fewer points than a Dem.

Unfortunately, the bitch is gonna win. She's closing in FAST.

Colorado's 9 News is saying Frisch will win.

Per a tweet at 7pm tonight: "UPDATE: Democrat Adam Frisch is poised to upset Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert in CO-3, based on a 9NEWS analysis of remaining ballots, which are largely in counties where Frisch holds strong leads."

Where votes are left:

If it is within 70 votes, NO ONE has the slightest idea who is going to win. It's a pure crapshoot.

Lauren, were all those Ted Cruz bjs worth it?

He's up by 73 and he's ahead in the 2 counties with outstanding votes.

The real question is what does Jayson have tattooed on his dick?

--Salon has obtained a witness statement written at the time by Erica Anne Coombs, one of the two young women involved in the bowling alley incident, who still lives in Lauren Boebert's congressional district. Coombs wrote that after harassing a third person identified as Nora, Jayson Boebert told Coombs and another young woman, identified as Trisha Walies, that he had a tattoo on his penis.

Will the stress cause Jayson to act out again?

Presuming Frisch wins, unless his margin of victory increases substantially there will be an automatic recount as mandated by statute.

^I'm SURE Lauren will make certain those votes are counted at least FOUR times, like we had to do in GA the last time.

Her loss is a gain for OnlyFans.

Frisch currently leading by 64 votes.

99% polls reporting

Garfield and Pitkin counties at about 80% count . Those counties so far favor Frisch but Boebert is not out - not by a long shot.

Holy shit!

I feel sorry for this cunt's children....even though they're destined to be MAGA assholes. Maybe one of them will be a homo and disavow the loser parents.

^Or SHOOT them.

R107, as this board has shown you can still be gay and MAGA.

What's the final count?

Adam Frisch Democratic Party 50% 156,746 votes

Lauren Boebert Republican Party 50% 156,682 votes

^ So, a recount for sure

^This is final??

THAT MANY abject morons in that one Congressional District...It's scary as hell.

This is a great example to use to show how really important it is to vote and that every vote really does matter

Close enough that it’s possible, if not likely, that a recount could succeed.

^ Recounts can go either way

^ Yeah, but the difference has to be very slim. No recount has been successful where the difference has been, say, 1000 votes.

^ Ok, we'll see

that is 99% of the votes. there hasn't been anything officially announced yet.

As a Brit I had never heard of this bitch until yesterday, but now I'm suddenly obsessed with seeing her lose. What a cunt. Fingers crossed from across the pond!

Somebody call this fucking race already.

[quote] Pueblo County Clerk Gilbert Ortiz confirmed to The Denver Post that his office has yet to count about 1,800 in-person votes, 5,200 mail-in votes and is in the process of verifying the signatures of another 500 more ballots. Ortiz’s office is expected to filter updated vote counts to state election officials throughout the day.

How do voters put up with this? Is there any rational person on DL who doesn’t think this is ludicrous and a disgrace that this small number of votes is still outstanding and couldn’t be finished within minutes or at least within an hour? People and the media keep trying to convince us that counting this small number and taking all day to do it is normal and acceptable. This is not normal and many places around the country completed their counting within 24 hours of polls closing.

We had a 12 vote difference in the constituency where I live one election. There were about 3 recounts but it only moved one or two votes either way after the recounts. Not sure how things work there but as long as the people counting are honest they are generally amazingly accurate. Machine counting shouldn’t require a recount surely.

Boebert ahead by around 400 votes.

Waiting on Pueblo....

I didn't know CO was filled with so many deplorables or is it just her area?

If this mega-cunt manages to eke out a win, her challenger should refuse to concede for weeks, just like Trump did, then start initiating all kinds of bogus bullshit legal maneuvering to tie this up for weeks on end.

What's good for the goose is good for the MAGAt.

It's just her area, R126. It's the West Virginia of Colorado. Trailer park trash like her and her old man don't come of areas like Aspen, Vail or Telluride.

Boebert has broken her 24 hours of silence and has announced Jesus is lord or something.

@r127 Aspen is in her district... Just Sayin'

Unreal

What a horrid reflection on Aspen if she is their rep.

[quote]^I'm SURE Lauren will make certain those votes are counted at least FOUR times, like we had to do in GA the last time.

More maybe. She's only got two hands.

Don't forget her two feet, r132.

R127 obviously (OBVIOUSLY) doesn't know Aspen from Branson.

The voters, as opposed to the second-house/third-house/fourth-house occasional residents who don't vote there.

The old laissez faire Western soft-Republican/pro-reason-and-good-policy Coloradans outside Denver have been disappearing.

She's in the lead now.

We can always throw her off of all her committees if she manages to win, but I don't think she will manage to win. It's just not the year for Fascist Cunts.

R136 I hope she doesn't win

The Cunt Grifter* incumbent, Gilead 160,432 +50.19%50.19%

Adam Frisch Democrat 159,203 +49.81%49.81

Total reported 319,635

There's still 5% out there waiting to be counted.

The formatting started out looking okay, now it's kind of fucked up. Sorry

Regardless of who's currently in the lead this will go to a recount, yes?

No, R140, it will not.

Is she dead yet?

r141 how come?

r140, depends on the margin, but most likely.

[quote] Does state law require automatic recounts? [quote] Yes, when a margin of victory in an election is less than or equal to 0.5% of the winner's vote.

This fucking cunt....

Hoe! I hope she loses.

If you voted in Colorado’s third district and your ballot was rejected you have a week to fix it. Get it done folks. It’s only 1100 votes.

She's still unfortunately gonna win. But maybe she's learned her lesson...?

R148, no. People like this do not learn lessons. Has Trumptardo learned any lessons? What about Margarine Taylor Green? They will never change so we need to get rid of them by voting them out.

[quote]But maybe she's learned her lesson...?

Please. The last lesson this cretin learned was how to operate a zipper.

Margarine Taylor "Potatohead" Green is even more vile than this rancid cunt. Be gone with all of them!

Honestly, if the Repugs are going to end up with the House by more than this one seat, then let her go be a pain in their ass for the next two years. The criminal investigations have already started. Maybe she'll have to resign in disgrace in a couple of months.

If it weren’t for Democrats constantly promoting her and giving her a platform, I wouldn’t know anything about her. The political Streisand Effect.

^Yes, just like Adolf Hitler. If everyone had just IGNORED him, WWII would never have happened. It's so simple, why didn't everyone else figure this out?

If only the world and media had ignored Pol Pot........

If only the world and media had ignored Mao.......

If only the world and media had ignored Stalin.........

Saying that Boebert will someday be dictator over America and will be able to set up concentration camps like Hitler proves you are a troll and a lunatic.

"Maybe she'll have to resign in disgrace in a couple of months."

In 1972, Nixon defeated McGovern in one of the most lopsided elections in history. Less than two years later, he was boarding a helicopter on the White House lawn, leaving forever in total disgrace.

Shit happens.

Fooling around with Lyin’ Cancun Rafael Cruz doesn’t make her more joyful.

Can’t wait to show her udders off in DC again.

Frisch interviewed yesterday afternoon (Saturday), saying there may be no final announcement on this race until NEXT Thursday or Friday...

R157 seems to have difficulty with the concept of analogy.

^In that interview above, Frisch is very interesting, smart and reasonable. Really makes Boebert seems like a raving lunatic by comparison.

"Saying that Boebert will someday be dictator over America and will be able to set up concentration camps like Hitler proves you are a troll and a lunatic."

Neither Boebert or anybody in her entire orbit can tie their own shoes much less set up an extensive penal system, so let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

R154, you mean like Fox News does with AOC?

A candidate for Congress who didn’t even finish high school, deserves immediate disqualification . Perhaps she obtained a GED later. Still, Boebert is extremely weak educationally.

R166 the thing is she went for her GED not because she had personal standards and wanted to improve on herself and achieve some academic success, it was because she was running for office. She probably hired someone to do the work for her dumb ass anyway.

Like herpes, we'll never get rid of her.