What's your sign? Have you, um, killed anybody?

I’m a Libra & I’m sure we’re the least likely to be serial killers as we’re balanced & even-tempered & all about justice.

Years ago there was a serial killer in the Bay Area who only killed people with double initials. Weird! I could’ve been one of his victims…

Oh great. The Post believes in astrology. Hilarious.

R1 Libra is one of the four i regret to tell you

I always really like Libra men, which is bizarre because my abusive dad is a Libra, and a Jerk.

I don’t understand Pisces men. They can brush up quick, be romantic but they can’t take care of themselves. Both my Pisces dad and my Pisces ex had the same nasty traits. Lazy people. But have a hell of a work ethic when it’s forced upon them.

I’m Sagittarius. Well hung and somewhat attractive, gifted with musical talents, with an endless desire to travel.

According to that article, quiet, meticulous Virgo is the deadliest sign. Who knew?!

I'm a Virgo. Watch out, world.

I’m Sagittarius. I am nonviolent, but I can and will cut you down with my words.

Gary Ridgway (Green River Killer), who killed over 41 people (suspected to have killed between 71-90 ppl) in WA, is an Aquarius, so doesn't fit into one of the four signs.

Ronald Dominique (Bayou Strangler), who killed at least 23 people in Louisiana, is a Capricorn - doesn't fit.

Patrick Kearney (Freeway killer), who killed at least 21 people in CA, is a Capricorn - also doesn't fit.

Paul John Knowles (Interstate Killer), who killed at least 18 across several states, is a Taurus - not one of the signs.

But so many U.S. based killers DO fall under the 4 signs.

Virgo...not yet

P.S. - i'm a Capricorn

Somebody better keep an eye on her with thise glasses.

Taurus the Cow here.

R3? You better show your work, because Libra isn't one of the signs in the article.

You'd think Aries would be one of them!

That was a fun read.

R4

I'm a Virgo. I've never killed anyone. But I admit I've hoped for the deaths of a few others in my time.

♋️ not yet

I'm a Pisces.

Gemini and feeling a little on edge.

Gemini, and I have all the details worked out for my suicide, just in case.

Virgos are the sexist sign

The level of stupid in this is mindboggling. This is the sort of laughable "science" that the anti-vaccine and maga-idiots use to support their derangement.

This is the worst kind of stupid masquerading as scientific proof of an idiotic claim. I don't have time or patience to describe the myriad of methodology and analytic flaws. There are entire entry level college courses designed to demonstrate everything wrong with this analysis.

Hint: you can ALWAYS make statistics say whatever you want if you do not use data correctly.

Case in point: on average, human beings have fewer than two arms, two legs, and two eyes. This is 100% stastically accurate and wholly false in any conclusions a rational person would draw from it.

We all have bad days.

I read somewhere that the most mentally unstable astrological signs are Gemini, Libra, Capricorn and Sagittarius. I tend to believe that.

As a Scorpio, I, too, am shocked we’re not represented! Our scary reputation is well-deserved, I think.

I know it's trash, but The NY Post is really basing articles on played out material regurgitated by Tik Tok? Oh, dear.

I'm interested in the archetypes behind astrology. But sometimes, people are just fucked up. Period. That said, while I am a Pisces, I think the most serial-killer-esque bit in my chart, is my Scorpio moon.

R6 I wanna meet you ASAP!

r9 Robert Berdella was also an Aquarius

I did my own research and had the same results. These 4 signs are what astrology classifies as mutable, a condition of changeability that is considered less fortunate than the other cardinal or fixed signs. The sun in these signs is "falling down" (cadency) from its previous condition. In gemini the sun is going from spring to summer, virgo summer to fall, sag fall to winter, pisces winter to spring. This makes the sun weaker and more vulnerable, it's not "shining" as much as it does in Leo or Aries for example.

The advantage is we are flexible escape artists which is why we're successful serial killers.

I knew Gemini would be there but I'm insulted that Pisces is. We're far too sensitive to kill anyone.

Any Leos on the list?

Billy Eichner is a Virgo. He just killed his career.

Israel Keyes, 21st century serial killer, was a Capricorn.

I’m Virgo and I’m totally peace-loving. Just don’t fuck with me, ok?

R36. Virgo John List was so peace-loving he murdered his wife, children and mother because he didn't want them to suffer as a result of finding out he lost his job.

He mowed the lawn in a suit and tie.

[quote] Any Leos on the list?

Cary Staynor a vile piece of shit who murdered women and girls in California. He said he was pissed that his brother got more attention than he did so he thought he'd make some headlines himself. How Leo of him.

R37 he had the right idea.

The other signs are probably just smarter better skilled serial murderers and don't get caught.

I’m a diehard Virgo. Let’s fuck!

[quote] As a Scorpio, I, too, am shocked we’re not represented! Our scary reputation is well-deserved, I think.

Charles Manson was a Scorpio.

The other Manson killers were:

Tex Watson: Sagittarius

Susan Atkins: Taurus

Patricia Krenwinkle Sagittarius

Leslie Van Houten Virgo

Bruce Davis Libra

Steve Grogan Cancer

Bobby Beausoleil Scorpio

Bruce

Tex

I’m Cancer. Oohhhh I’ll give you such a pinch!

I'm a Gemini. We kill twice as many people.

One more addition to the Manson killers list. Steve "Clem" Grogan was a Cancer.

[quote] knew Gemini would be there but I'm insulted that Pisces is. We're far too sensitive to kill anyone.

Oh no you're not. Pisces has 2 of the biggest demonic stars in the homicidal firmament--John Wayne Gacy and Dennis Rader aka BTK bondage torture kill.

Gemini/Sag combinations are fucking psychos. I avoid them.

Hitler was a Taurus, Pol Pot and Mao were also Taurus otoh so was Queen Elizabeth II.

Pisces is on that Savior/Martyr trip and on an axis with Virgo (directly opposite on the wheel) - they can get pretty obsessive and crazy.

Op’s link is nothing but pure shit.

As usual, us Capricorns just busy making money and keeping to ourselves.

The rest of you all are crazy.

R24 Fucking Scorpios are all the same.

Hmmm...the Capricorn killers are more representative than I originally thought. Along with what I listed at r9 (Ronald Dominique/Bayou Strangler and Paul John Knowles/Interstate Killer), there is also (notably):

Randall Woodfield (I5 Killer, at least 3 proven victims, upward of 18 believed)

Dorothea Puente (the cunt that ran the boarding house and had 9 confirmed, 6 unconfirmed that she generally buried in her yard)

Joel Rifkin (Joel the Ripper, killed at least 17 ppl in NYC)

John Edward Robinson, who was convicted of 3 murders in Kansas City, KS but also confessed to 5 others in Kansas City, MO in the early 2000s via chatrooms/internet

There are more, but i chose US based killers that had multiple victims.

I think R24 is my soulmate - or I would if I believed in such things.

Astrology is nonsense. Superstitious twaddle.

I cannot believe Pisces are on the list! I didn't even click the article because I was certain we would come in dead last, no pun intended!

Murder seems like too goddamn much work for us.

I think that Scorpios are under represented as well as we work THROUGH other people with more of a revenge basis. We are the ones who deny your children transplants.

Ranker has a list of FORTY serial killers who were/are Scorpios. Scorpios must be a dangerous lot.

I thought it would Aries, Scorpio, Gemini, Capricorn.

Maybe the Pisces killers are Pisces-Aries cusp. Those ones are batshit crazy.

I’m a Cancer. I’ve read before that, though not applicable to serial killing, it is the number-one sign of people incarcerated for violent crimes, which is purportedly corroborated by the FBI. Astrologers chalk this up to the fact that Cancers are know to be extremely emotional and, of all the others, most capable of (and likely to) committing crimes of passion. I am not really into astrology, but as someone who fits the “highly emotional but keeps it under wraps” stereotype of the sign, I can sort of see why people believe this.

Maybe a look at astrological signs representation among musicians, writers, Karens, drag queens, banksters, neoNazis etc would be interesting too . I bet such a compilation will be a bestseller.

We don’t care whatever it might be!

[quote]I think that Scorpios are under represented as well as we work THROUGH other people with more of a revenge basis.[/quote]

So true, R54! We tend to prefer having power behind the scenes… like Iago in Othello or, indeed, that nutjob Charlie Manson.