Barbara Walters is (not quite) DEAD TO ME!

Well, she's 93 so your sources must be very reliable.

A 93 year old woman with dementia close to death?

I wonder where they'll have the funewal.

So young.

No one cares.

I saw her at Funny Girl last week.

If you were a gravestone, what gravestone would you be?

Her daughter couldn't wait for the inheritance...

Is she dead-dead, though?

Has Rosie commented on TikTok?

The queen of inane journalism.

You're a ghoul, OP.

Another white bitch who could take a 9in black cock and not even flinch gone too soon…….

Gurl, bye.

Damn. I am going to miss that old whore. Me, Hugh Downs and Roone Arledge used to head to her home after every show. We would all get so drunk we would lose count and how many times we boinked her. I also woke up many times with a dildo up my wazoo. Wait, I think those were nights I spent with Irving R. Levine.

Will Barbara die of "old age" as well?

BaWa will live 4evah!

Well the old gal only has a couple more weeks to go to make it through another one.

RIP, Baba Wawa. She was a good girl.

She’s a relic from the past. She did women no favors

OP if you were a tree what tree would you be?

[quote] Another white bitch who could take a 9in black cock and not even flinch gone too soon…….

Nicole Simpson and Doris Day gone. Babs on her way out. Madonna's cavernous cooch closing for renovation. Only the Kardashians are left...

[quote] I saw her at Funny Girl last week.

I did, too. She's fine.

AM I GAY? YES, YOU FUCKIN' CUNT! I'M GAY!

( In a perfect world )

...what?

So you see B Walters at Funny Girl last week, even though she has dementia and doesn't know people she worked with for years?

I'm so confused.

Why is this thread bumped if she's not dead? Why are people saying she's going out to shows if she's ill?

They should wheel out her corpse on The View. She'd still be more intelligent and interesting than Whoopster.

Go toward the light, Barb!

tick tock

Elizabeth Vargas is jumping for joy.

R23, What is Funny Girl now, Lourdes?

Where's very recent pic of her?

R31, Brace yourself.

Who can forget the times she shared her fondness for exotic men with closeted-Anderson Cooper????

So what, who cares!

For years she lied about her age and shaved at least 4 years off. Sarah Lawrence alumni employees were threatened to not ever reveal anything about her that would give away her age. It was the number one taboo to try and suss out the old cunt's real age.

Then in Feb 2010 the 1930 census was released and little Baba is listed as a little baby. Busted! I bet she was furious.

Feb 2012...

She was a whore, darlin'.

Will Wawas go out of business now?

Are we still hoping for a Christmas miracle of the announcement of her passing?

@r27, "Go toward the light, Barb! "

I know they look like flames, Barb, but that's the only light you're going to see

She's been reportedly "near death" since she left 'The View' 8 years ago. She may pull a Betty White and kick the bucket on New Year's Eve.

Soon she'll be reunited with her true love, Roy Cohn.

[quote]She may pull a Betty White and kick the bucket on New Year's Eve.

I'll buy the bucket!

Cancel her!

Not a cozy lady, and anyone who would beard for Roy Cohn is not going to get much of a break from me. She was an ambitious woman and succeeded in a male dominated business. That does not mean she was good. She and Mike Wallace were very over rated.

Mike Wallace was NOT overrated.

He made his subjects angry - that’s all. And he was a colossal egomaniac.

[quote]He made his subjects angry

That's a true sign he was doing his job. He was a GIANT in jouralism for decades. As was Barbara.

Barbara was a whore, fucking married men to get ahead.

^ She fucked Castro, that's pretty cool

R49, Dorothy Kilgallen gave Jack Ruby a handjob in his cell.

She had the nerve to notice on Interview Day 2 that I’d subtly changed my entire living room’s decor completely! Nosy bitch.

The last weeks of any year seem to bring an especially large number of (celebrity) deaths.

Nice try R35/R36 but the 1930 census was released in 2002, not 2012.

So young.

OP, why are you being so cross? Are you constipated?

Walters was the first in a long line of inappropriately placed celebrities who presumed upon journalism.

The result is that there are about ten responsible journalists working on TV today, and maybe three of them are well-known names.

The field of journalism pretty much dead, like so many others, because of the all-in-one greed machines that have sucked everything into the vortex of tech/fantasy/consumerist/opinion/"sm"/celebrities-for-no-reason/grievance-queen international business.

Fuck Barbara Walter with Cohn's dripping, pus-riddled, wart-fragmented penis. Preferably in a frozen state out of the hospital and the freezer that keeps it for special uses.

Witches live forever

And lied by denying it, r49.

Ok, Ok, I fucked Castwo

One thing I will give Walters a pass on, though, is that I never shared in the criticism she got for telling Elizabeth Vargas she knew about her drinking.

yup, even though she did that on the air.

If Vargas, or any alcoholic, thinks they're "hiding" their drinking, they're full of shit.

People know. Vargas should've owned it when Walters did that by saying something like, "Yeah, we think we're fooling people but we're not."

So is she dead or not? I am confused why this thread got bumped.

R59 Technically, she's still alive. Advanced dementia is no way to live though.

Some DLers have been calling for her death for years now because they hate her. Dementia sufferers can linger on for a number of years. Walters has lots of money so she can be watched very closely by her caregivers around the clock, unlike many others in low end nursing homes.

Decades ago there was a story in, I think Esquire, about the woman who lost out to Barbwa in her key early news role. This woman was apparently 10 times the journalist Barbwa was. But Barbwa sucked dick or was friendly with the producer or something to score the position. I forget the details. Maybe someone can haul up the original article. Anyway, they went with the softball option rather than the woman who would have asked hard probing questions.

Ugly women go into journalism because they want to be famous and can't sing or act

[quote]That's a true sign he was doing his job

"He made them mad" may have been what passed for good journalism a few decades ago, but I think we should have all learned by now that simply making someone mad isn't much of an accomplishment at all. Asking a bunch of inappropriate questions and then gloating about it is just trolling.

@r62, "Ugly women go into journalism because they want to be famous and can't sing or act "

This bitch can't even journal 😏

She was a whore, darlin'.

I don't think she was great or even nice, but holy moley the comments on here.....!

Even her (adopted) daughter hates her.

Was Barb barren, or her ladyparts wrecked by a bad abortion?

Poor thing was wheeled into Funny Girl, and afterwards she asked to go backstage and congratulate Barbra.

Barbara treated her daughter Jackie as bad as she treated her retarded sister Jackie.

To R24.That Comment made me bust out laughing.

Miss Martin had her shot at making Gay History& blew it!! You could see Miss Martin was "Gay from space"- he lied.

Can you imagine the funeral? Judge Judy, Cindy Adams, Joy Behar, and Whoopi all in the same room. The cranky old broad alarm will break the sound barrier.

R71 Only in NY, kids.

Damn, how is Cindy Adams these days? She's getting up there, too.

[quote] RIP, Baba Wawa. She was a good girl.

Why would you post this, R18? She hasn’t been upgraded to dead yet, and whoever bumped this thread is a ding-dong.

Her dad's connections helped too. Lou Walters, who ran the old Latin Quarter. Whenever Barbara would pretend to be "shocked" about something or take a high moral tone, especially about someone having sex or wearing a revealing outfit, one only had to remember that she grew up backstage in a nightclub around chorus girls, whores/sex for pay, and probably more than a bit of drug or Mafia activity.

R71, Someone had better be prepared to open a window.

R74, Lou Walters was known to sample the chorus girls whenever he got the itch.

It's a shame that Gilda Radner died back in 89. She could have made the death into a great sketch on Saturday Night Live. Of course, it would have been hysterically funny but respectful in tone with a heart.

Can I say the N word on my death bed, Sherry? Will it sound better then? I don't understand why I can't say that word?!

Put a mirror up to her mouth.

Hell awaits. Turn up those flames, baby.

This is going to be like that thread on the A-level actor who was supposed to die weeks ago.

Bump

Don't forget their fat asses and closet-case shameless pride, Oprah at R62.

Barbra's Coprse here. Any Questions?

Is it twue you didn’t have a speech impediment until you interviewed Cleavon Little?

I've heard on the Pot Psychology podcast that they've heard rumors she has dementia and that's why she's never seen...where did those rumors come from?

R86, the women paid to wipe her ass.

Barbra Walter was always an annoying cunt. Not as much as farting Whoopman but how can someone with such a horrid speech impediment do interviews. Get fucking real. Walter cannot die soon enough

[R86] I believe that started with Rosie O'Donnell, when she did an interview in 2016 (I think it was Howard Stern Show). She was asked if she ever saw Walters any more, and she said she hadn't seen her because of her dementia and that even when Behar and Whoopi had visited her in her apartment, she didn't recall who they were. She then said Walters gets very few visitors to her apartment, as she has trouble remembering people. The press ran with that ever since.

R89, Does anyone doubt any of that?

[quote]Barbra Walter

Two words, and you got them both wrong. Brava!

r85 What speech impediment?

When the demented hag dies I have no doubt the View will milk it, expect a week full off montages devoted to Barbara and her cock sucking ways. I'm sure Sunny will still find a way to jam in some racial bullshit "no cock was better for Barbara than a black one! She was a trailblazer in race relations!".

I'm surprised they're not forced to call The View, "Barbara Walters' The View" or something.

"what is this VIEW everyone is blabbering about? Poppa? Poppa? Someone left a tampon in my toilet Poppa."

Well, Sunny is correct!! The fucking whore did FUCK the black Senator from Mass., Edmund Brooks.

Seriously, anything for a story. What a WHORE!!

"Poppa? Why did the brown lady say I touched the colored man's dingaling? Poppa? Dance with me Poppa."

Barbara Walters The View featuring Whoopi (it wasn't rape rape) Goldberg and Friends!

SAD LAST DAYS!

[quote]I'm surprised they're not forced to call The View, "Barbara Walters' The View" or something.

Maybe they'll name the studio after her. Although there's no need to wait until she kicks off.

Walters gets a credit at the end of every show when the credits roll. I believe it says "Created by Barbara Walters".

R96 . . . Major Oh, dear!

“Edward William Brooke III (October 26, 1919 – January 3, 2015)“

I think Barbara Waltersch is fabuloush!

Barbara Walters really can't help you now, Star!

Barbra Walter was the worst part of the View before Whoopman joined. Yuck.

Babawa waltar is mean lady, very nasty.

Yes she is, R106. It's always the rotten, awful people that live to 100. My friends and I have bets on which cranky old cunt will kick it first: Barker or Walters.

The gay majordomo that wrote the book about Marlo, mentions Barbara in his book. When Babs came for dinner, he greeted her, and she threw her fur coat in his face and said nothing

I would have thrown the fur back at her. What's wrong with him ?

Poppa? Who is that colored man hosting my show? Where is the fat lesbian I bought? Poppa? Poppa kiss me like you used to Poppa

Papa can you hear me? Papa can you see me?

Where’s Cha Cha?

Who'sthatfatblackbitchonmyshow?

R109, well poor thing died of the AIDS- but he had his ways of revenge. He dealt with worse bitches than Barbara.

Pretty sure Enty is just using random shit from this site to come up with his Blind Items:

[quote] Apparently friends and family got the notification this long time A list news anchor host, died last night. She didn't, but it is only a matter of hours or days.

Why even bother with CDAN? I guess we’ll have to keep a death vigil over the next several hours and days to see if it pants out.

[quote]Pretty sure Enty is just using random shit

Almost nothing from that site is accurate. If you go back looking at his previous blind items etc from a few years ago it's hilarious how most are madly wrong.

Poppa? Poppa take me to the Jazz Club so I can see the negros one last time Poppa. Poppa, I soiled myself..

Seriously, I have no doubt Walters fucked Fidel Castro.

I would've, too.

But, I'm just trying to remember how that's known and I'm settling on Kitty Kelly being the source.

Aside from that, when I saw the TV interview she had with Castro, on his boat, it had to have crossed everyone's mind that those two communed, Get it? "communed"?

Poppa. Poppa I like that dirty cuban man put his cigar in my most precious of places. Poppa? Wake up Poppa.

THERE IS A USED TAMPON IN MY TOILET!

No, Barbara, that's Joy Behar. And it's not a toilet it's a TV show called the View, I understand the confusion though.

Poppa? Why does the loud Jew lady have red hair? Gingers are evil! She must have brought her colored nanny.

Is she dead now?

She's fine. She sends her love for black cock.

She will be sucking Bea Arthur's huge fat black cock in hell.

Too bad her pact with the devil made her immortal but didn't cover dementia

Her caregiver changed her diaper and exclaimed corn - when the fuck did Baba Wawa eat corn?????

It’s Christmas Eve and Matt-fatso seems especially desperate

Poppa...it's Hanukkah Poppa, Did you get me a pony? Can I fuck the pony, Poppa?

What's with the tampon jokes? And the Poppa jokes?

Not getting it....

I Love the Poppa jokes, so mean!! BABA was a horrible human and a woman.

tampon jokes - when Jenny McCarthy was a co-host on the view she tells the story of Barbara Walters screaming about a used tampon floating in the toilet and dragged Jenny in there saying it must have been hers because none of the other hosts have periods and forced her to Flush it while Barbara watched.

The poppa jokes are referring to her father who owned a Jazz night club where Barbara would interact with the negro performers....

Those poor performers, knowing the only way to keep their jobs was by slinging it up that ugly hag.

I guess this wasn't so outlandish after all.

^ Nope!

And she's not only merely dead, she’s really most sincerely dead

Is this like the Pope Benedict is not quite dead to me?

R138 It's a wrap for Babs. She lived a long and eventful life. RIP

She’s back with her one true love—Roy Cohn

Will there be a Viewing?

r147 yes but only four people at a time can sit around her casket and discuss topics of the day. "I wanted to create a funeral with different points of view..I call it...THE VIEWING"

r142 That's hilarious :) LOLOLOLOLOL

I wish MadTV were around to parody this.

Or just around in general.