Conservative MP Chris Philp is a hot piece of Tory ass

Yum. I'd fuck that hard.

Fattie neck-folds, asymmetrical facial features, small dick face, and a doughy body. No thank you. Hard pass on this one!

Jesus fucking Christ get some higher standards! Basic pasty white guy with too-close-together eyes. Even if he wasn't a Tory he's not exactly a catch.

I think she's fabulous!

He may not be my first choice but an ass is an ass.

OP, you are deranged. He has British face 2.H. Those tiny squinty eyes gave me a chill. Ugly man.

Nope.

He is pleassant looking and not ugly but wouldn't push it beyond that. DL has beceom even older and blinder than is accused.

All the bitches here would happily fuck him if he put out.

He's only 5'5.

R10, are you a height queen?

Okay, he has a hot ass if you say so, but that face!

Nope.

Such a proboscis.

Why do all these photos look like they’re from 20 years ago.

He’s pretty ordinary. The bar must be low for some of you.

[quote]Who's had her?

God, you’re a tard. And blind. Don’t forget blind.

"Why do all these photos look like they’re from 20 years ago."

Well,they're not, R14. Tell me, whom do you fuck? Guys who look like Brad Pitt?

Hilarious all you queens pretending that you're too good for this guy.

He's 46 years old, so I'll give him credit for not aging as rapidly as many others.

So basic, and not worth my time. He could stop me on the sidewalk, and beg me to have sex, and I would just keep on walking. I have taste.

Sure you do, Mary R19! 😂

Literally one of the ugliest men in an island littered with them.

AWG

His face looks like he has low testosterone, which usually equals micro-peen. Not attractive to me in the least.

British “hot”.

Looks like an EastEnders casting reject.

I would, if I'm honest, but my number one is still Dominic Raab. I would never admit to liking either of them publicly.

Don't like - looks like a rat. And you weren't kidding about him being short - I just googled some images to guesstimate his height. I'm tall so I prefer someone about my height.

Fugly. I'd block him on grindr if we were to ping me. Wouldn't waste my time.

R16 You must be old to use Brad Pitt as a hot reference, he’s almost 60!

R25, I was thinking DELIVERANCE.

Tory cunt

I think he might be a BEADY-EYED HOMOSEXUAL

He looks like the evil brother for Glee's Will.

[Quote][R16] You must be old to use Brad Pitt as a hot reference, he’s almost 60!

I'm not r16, but Grandpa Brad Pitt can still get it. Chris Philp? NO.

His appearance at R7 makes him look like

Al Bundy's son more than David Faustino.

First, R29, you wouldn't turn Brad down. Second, he wouldn't touch you. So cut the attitude.

Not remotely hot, even in an everyday AWG type of way. I see better looking guys just strolling down the street.

He's such a smug dickhead, though.

He's nothing special. Apparently some people are so desperate.

"Apparently some people are so desperate."

Oh, my Cunty R39--do tell.