Do any of you DIY, DL Witches Have Halloween/Fall Craft Ideas Brewing?

use as as a guide for concept:

My dead body in a hefty bag is always a hit.

most of these include step by step guides and videos:

I'll go thru a few highlights

I want some inflatables and some moving spotlights. Not actually crafts, but spooky fun.

^The mom who thinks opening a box of donuts is breakfast.

Jack-o'-lanterns!

The milk jug luminaries look good. Cute, cheap and easy. Cut back out, decorate multiple jugs with different faces. Weight them with soil or sand, and string lights or tea lights. Voile.

My neighbor is afraid of bugs, so she faced her fears this year, buying a large faux spider for her window. Her place already has real spider webs on the outside, but I didn't want to ruin her fun.

I love paper mache JOLS. That one looks neat.

Corpse From Scratch

Material list:

About 3 feet of 1-1/4" PVC pipe

1-1/4" PVC Tee

2 - 10' lengths of 3/4" PVC pipe

About a dozen wire coat hangers

Old newspapers

Electrical romex cable

A roll of 5/16" plastic tubing

An ice cream bucket or milk jug

4 - 1" hose clamps

screws

hot glue sticks

Aluminum foil

Several rolls of cheap duct tape

Here's one of the Sandersons

I heart Halloween

Will bad Sandy costumes be popular this year? Even cute in munchkin size. They want a hundred bucks for this toddler costume. Frightful.

Those apple heads would make great tealight holders.

Nutmeg's handmade tissue ghosts are a real crowd-pleaser.

OMG some terrifying OCD troll is going to post every damned Instructables Halloween how-to on this thread. Give it a rest, hun. Step away from the computer.

r37

Oh, R17, that's too much work. I have an easier method.

Just put out a bucket of candy unless you have negro teenagers coming by because they'll take the whole thing.

r37 I could plague other threads but people are so obtuse, so better to attempt to recharge the synapses of dottering elders here..

Anyone happen to remember an ancient couple from WeHo & Palm Springs tht always made elaborate costumes purely out of cellophane? I doubt any of these elders could pull off anything near... even surrounded by tech, they're as useless as the younger generations are.

r41 Well, there is skulls unlimited among a few other shops... any casting would have needed to be done months ago as unfortunately most of the large prop makers are often quite far from where one lives. I Suppose there's etsy but that's hit or miss.

But in this day and age, I suppose people don't really need to bother as they have filters... just as the film industry relies far too much on shitty cgi. Just the signs of the end of times and the decay of society.. like the low effort bigoted troll at r42

I don’t have a picture but I made some femurs for a zombie party out of pie crust dough with chocolate chips rolled up inside for the marrow. You bake them at 350 just until they’re crusty but not brown.

Sigh…just when I’d run out of f&fs. You do the honors, babe.