Sarah Jessica Parker endures devastating family event

Glue factory increased production.

She failed to qualify for the Kentucky Derby.

Matthew Broderick's hair

Matthew had a heart attack while riding his Peloton and SJP collapsed in shock, failing to call 911 to save him.

Matthew was probably diagonsed with a terminal disease. Sarah will probably milk the situation.

R6, was he put down?

Makeup, hair and face on point. Did she have a MAJOR refresh for HOCUS POCUS?

Her face is just fine, you nasty cunts.

Her beef curtains required an urgent mending and hydration.

Again.

Matthew’s horse cock got stuck in her vagina.

Losing your parent can be devastating. That said, I bitchelly thought the news would be about her favorite maid/assistant/slave taking a header. How can you do fashion with that face? Wouldn't a clothing designer demand she at least wear large sunglasses.

"Your son'll come out, tomorrow. Bet your bottom's holler that tomorrow, there'll be fun."

"When I'm stuck on a gay who's gray and lonely, I just stick out my chin and grin and bray."

Her latest work looks good.

They both resemble pin heads or cone heads in that press photo.

young MB

*swoon*

16, OMG. I'm rolling over. So damned funny.

OMG, and she's got a squeeze box.

I can't look at it, I keep laughing.

....

Will Kim Cattral condole her via social media?

The accordian should be the world's smallest violin.

Her stepdad died.

Which one?

I figured the emergency had to do with one of her parents.

They're making Che the lead on S2 of "And Just Like That..." Or Aidan just won't be that into her?

The only father that stuck around. That's a real loss.

A rentboy's horse cock got stuck in Matthew’s bussy

Okay, DL mavens, what's the story with Matthew Broderick? He always looks so lost. Was it the car accident in Ireland? Is he closeted? Is it being married to the exhausting SJP? He just looks like he's lost his soul. Especially when you see how alive he was years ago. Even in Election he seemed more present and focused, if perhaps channeling someone hiding big nasty secrets.

I’ve thought the same thing for many years, [R31]. Perhaps the topic deserves its own thread. I hope he has been able to forgive himself for the accident and move on.

She discovered she sucks in the City.

Had to rush to the blacksmith for a quick trim and re-shoeing.

R31 he looks like many middle aged men like my brothers. Dead inside. I guess it’s getting older and realizing your dreams will never come true and you’re completely stuck, plus the tiredness and general malaise that comes with age.

He's emasculated. SJP gave him stability and meaning after the manslaughter. He's lucky to have that. They are MEGA rich and SJP made the most of that fortune. I'd say his appearance shows the testosterone and mojo drained from his body quite some years ago.

Kim C was found dead in her apartment of an apparent suicide………and SJP suddenly remembered she had dropped her cell phone beside of Kim’s sofa as she was leaving.

Her farrier died.

Step farrier, R38. She trotted over to him.

He daddy was a test tube.

Her husband didn't kill more people, did he?