Ezra Miller here!

He's only THIRTY and he's this fucked up?

I better see that gift table piled high! My gun don't click!

Thorazine, dear. And restraints.

near cameltoe alert

There will be a polycule gathering in the sweatlodge! Under 18 non binary only!

How about an MLM party? You can recruit us into your LuLaRoe leggings and tankini cult.

October’s just around the corner:

My neighbors donated all the refreshments! They will find this out soon so if a cop knocks on the door don't answer!

Geez, the pronoun insanity

[quote] At the age of six, they started to train as an opera singer in order to overcome a speech impediment.[15] They have sung with the Metropolitan Opera,[16]

I have asked my Native American spider goddess partner to summon thunder and lightening! Those people know how to do that, right?

Will there be a sweat lodge?

That bitch Sarandon is not invited!

Here’s a rundown of the day: Magician showed up drunk, potato salad was tainted with staph, and a fat clown wielding a machete sent everyone running. Also, the bounce house collapsed. 10/10.

he will always be Ezra Killer to me.

Nice cockhead!

"Warner Brothers now has a 200 million dollar movie resting on this mental defects shoulders...Hilarious...".-------Marvel Studios.

He’s uncut.

He's Jewish and clearly circumcised.

Suicide would be the best present he can give everyone.

I'm sure Ezra has special "party favors" for the kids!😉

He’s clearly uncut in that pic.

How is he uncut when you can see his cock ridge?

Who drew the little teepee around his navel?

Hypochlorite dips, PReP and valaciclovir

Crime spree!

Already on it bro!

[quote]Who drew the little teepee around his navel?

Also, the tiny teardrops below it, directing the eye to his pubic zone. Treasure Trail of Tears?

18 months in the booby hatch?

He'll just demand to be sent to a women's prison.

I imagined Ezra with a 8 inch torpedo shaped dick - narrow head. Not that big knob pictured.

I pictured him with a Prince Albert

You know what's a great brithday gift? Pedicures!

Prince Albert yes. Esoteric tattoo at the cock root, as well.

His native bride probably did his body art.

I think the body art may be a tattoo. It's also in this pic. What's he holding?

[quote]Ezra Miller here!

Kindly be Ezra Miller over there.

You've seen his feet so imagine what his dick smells like!

Hi Ezra! Google Crispin Glover, and do better or your time is up!

Crispin only dreamed of being this weird.

What kind of cake is Ezra getting? Do I even want to know?