I Played Twink On TV - But I'm Scared Of Being Jail-Bait Now I'm In Prison

Maybe he should have thought about that before he killed his mother.

Every time he is fucked up the ass he can think about the hours of labor his poor mother went through birthing this demon seed! Oh he will have a gaping hole by the time he gets out of prison. He is 5'2" 100 lbs? I don't even know why he is worried about this. He should just go ahead and accept it.

He seems to be drawing attention to himself more than anything. He might as well say he’s worried because he knows his tight little rosebud is just irresistible! Oh, and he’s worried that fellow prisoners might take advantage of his outstanding fellatio skills too!

He'll learn to like it just as have so many who preceded him. Next!

There must be some measures to protect the more vulnerable inmates even in such cruel society as US.

Rape doesn't serve as a punishment for any kind of crime in the US justice system, r1.

That’s not what “jail bait” means

R6👍

"BlackBalled 13: Ryan Grantham." Un film de Chichi Larue.

"you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes"

Relax. You'll adapt.

I hope he gets gang-banged by multiple BBC his first day. No lube.

[quote]There must be some measures to protect the more vulnerable inmates even in such cruel society as US.

Except he's in Canada.

[quote]There must be some measures to protect the more vulnerable inmates even in such cruel society as US.

Yes, there are. Both in Canada and the US. Probably in the UK as well.

Of course he could claim to be a woman and then he can go to a women's prison where the women are much more sympathetic toward those who kill their MOTHERS.

Oh, or maybe we should let just him have house arrest. The poor baby.

That’s what passes for a twink these days? He’s utterly unattractive in every way and abhorrent as a person. What is this bullshit? Trying to make people feel sorry for him?

Did he think pleading guilty as a 5’2”, 100 pound twink would get him out of serving time for murder?

And, the lawyer is pleading his case on Fox, that advocates death for crimes less egregious than matricide…just say you fear the coloreds raping your client and taking the ”virtue” of a killer.

R12 we are not discussing your sexual fantasies here.

Claim trans and he’ll be in a woman’s prison.

R18 you tedious, obsessive bitch. Someone already made that "joke". DL is being ruined by freaks like you who make literally everything about trans people. Accept that trans people are a thing in 2022 or check yourself into a mental hospital so we don't have you deal with you anymore. No one likes you or thinks you're funny.

[quote]he is terrified his twink physical qualities will make him a target for jailhouse rapists

I'm praying that will happen.

Muscle-up, buttercup!

Why did this little cry baby kill his mother?

Rape is just part of the punishment. Anyone who doesn't understand that is just delusional. The threat of rape and insemination by hot poz seed is one of the few things actually controlling the crime rate in Amerikwa.

I am also way too hot to go to the big house, so I let my mother live.

Maybe his mom can appeal to the judge for leniency on his behalf - oh wait...

But I’m too pretty to go to prison!

Why did he kill his mom?

Sympathy is just a word next to syphilis in my dictionary…

[quote]"We don’t send people to prison so they can be punished by other prisoners.”

Solitary confinement, then?

He shouldn't be worried--even Canadian prisoners are nice.

Spit roast the little ingrate.

Obviously I'm upset by this. It's dogs and cats living together. It's end of days!

This will definitely end in tears!!

I didn't really follow this. Why did he go crazy and kill his mother?

[quote] Why did this little cry baby kill his mother?

She had him mutilated after he was born.

Don't write checks that your ass can't cash.

Child actor since age 7. Maybe horrible stage mothers need murdering….

His mother was just collateral damage. He killed her to spare her the distress that would ensue after he murdered Justin Trudeau, which was his original plan (I'm not making this up). Now why he wanted to do *that* I have no idea.

She had it coming.

R33, is that tears as in ears or tears as in airs. I mean, I can see both, to be honest.

Wishful thinking?

Just say your trans. Problem solved.

[quote]He shouldn't be worried--even Canadian prisoners are nice.

So in other words the prisoners cuddle after raping them.

No, they say 'hope that didn't hurt too much, eh?'

R37 that is a supremely shitty thing to say.

R39 = Jennette McCurdy

Shower time!

His ass will be as red as.Dorothy's ruby slippers- and he'll love every minute of it!

He wanted to murder Trudeau, too. What the hell is wrong with this kid? Too bad little boy. Get used to it.