Is anyone else upset the Golden Girls didn’t have a Halloween episode?

did you see them? Everyday was Halloween.

besides it would just be Blanche as a slutty version of some kind.. or haunted by the ghost of her husband.

Their house would be tagged because Rose would hand out Norwegian crap on a cracker

Sophia would be arrested for tagging tp'ing Harry's house, hiding razorblades in apples and drugs in the brownies.

The entire episode would center around Dorothy scaring people without a mask... or falling in love with someone behind a mask and then horrors upon horrors, the mystery figure behind the mask would be Stan.

I love you r1.

Halloween is for children. GG are stories about four real old women

Well, FUCK NO!

R1 nailed it.

There are enough costume dressup episodes anyway...

Roseanne made Halloween happen. They were the first to give the finger to the religious right. Golden girls predates Halloween fever.

r3 While Halloween really wasn't commercialized when they were children.. they did have children and grandchildren that experienced it. And it could have left them open to more fantasy tales, flashbacks, wars with the neighborhood children, competitive decorations / pranks (leading to Blanche and Dorothy finally murdering Rose and Sophia, forced to live on the run and inevitably becoming lesbian lovers because there's no one else they can trust), superstitions (no rock under the bed required), being haunted by the ghosts of their pasts (or is that more a giftmas episode), collecting more lingerie for sexy needy people.

Yeah, you can just use any of the costume episodes:

- Blanche and Rose doing Cats - Sophia working in the pirate restaurant - Sophia working in the cowboy restaurant - Dorothy and Sophia as Sonny and Cher - Blanche and Rose as nuns - Blanche as cowgirl (Yippie-ay-oh-K-Y) etc.

And lets not forget Dorothy as the horses ass after she finally saw through Barbara Thorndike

Lets not forget the iconic Jazzercize costumes...

It keeps me up at night OP

I cannot sleep the entire month of October because I am so upset about it.

I don’t care Halloween is a cheap holiday anyway.

I like the facts of life Halloween episode during the first season at Edna’s Edibles.