Brad Pitt Can’t Stop Banging His New 31 Year Old Girlfriend

That's convenient for him because she's usually naked anyway.

Maybe they haven't had sex yet.

He's 58. She's 31. Big age diff.

Emily O'Hara Ratajkowski (rætəˈkaʊski/, Polish: [ratajˈkɔfskʲi]; born June 7, 1991)[5] is an American model, actress and author. Born in London to American parents and raised in Encinitas, California.

Some people are so gullible...have you learned nothing over the past few years ?

She looks like she could be a Kardashian sister. A Kylie/Kendall mix.

Jfc she's only a couple of years my senior. Brad was almost our age when we were born, in the 1990s.

Why. Thank you.

Hahahahahaha....

Nothing to see here. I feel sorry for her, but he most likely will provide the level of cash that blinds her from making her own security. Hopefully she can earn more money than him before he dumps her and save herself.

I hope he’s smart enough not marry her. She’s like Lisa Marie 2.0 ( the Tim Burton Lisa Marie.)

I don't really care but I do think it's creepy he's 'dating' someone 10 years older than his daughter. Men really are pretty gross and many really don't seem to be able to grasp how creepy it is that they are old men fucking teens and young adults. It's unsurprising and typical but still icky.

Young adults? She’s 31 years old.

His daughter is 16, so not a 10 year age difference.

A 31 year old is old enough to decide who she wants to sleep with. It’s not like she’s being forced, or needs him for money.

Agree that girlfriend is quite legal and within her rights to chase old rich cock if she fancies, and that her age isn't really a cause for concern.

That said..

[quote] I do think it's creepy he's 'dating' someone 10 years older than his daughter. Men really are pretty gross and many really don't seem to be able to grasp how creepy it is that they are old men fucking teens and young adults. It's unsurprising and typical but still.

Ever heard the old saying, 'men want to fuck either their daughters or their mothers'? This applies to more straight men than you'd care to imagine, even the ones married to similar-age women. Check the most popular categories of straight p0rn if you don't believe it.

I'm not sure why I should care about this.

I'm happy for anyone who gets some - with a consenting mature adult (hopefully older than younger twenties) without being a creep about it or wrecking their family over it. Has he done one or both? I dunno, but I'm not curious enough to find out. If he has, that sucks.

Oh, I didn't read the article; the quote in the OP message says "Emily is only 10 years older than his eldest child, Maddox Jolie-Pitt."

And sure, 31 years old is old enough for anyone to make their own life decisions and no, she's not a victim. Did anyone say she is? It's still creepy vibes to see old people date young people. But 31 isn't that young.

She's like a FAS Penelope Cruz. Hard pass.

Are they even a real couple or is the media just spinning this for publicity?

She was almost naked and posing for selfies on her honeymoon. Run Brad.

Btw, she has great tits.

This is her ex-husband. He looks like he was supposed to be gorgeous like Ryan Philippe but an extra chromosome got in the way at the last minute.

His eye bags look like a prolapsed anus. Hard pass

R20 is hilarious 😂

Good for them.

It was in the Daily Beast, the NY Post, etc. that her husband was a “serial cheater” and it was suggested that she could or would have have stuck by the marriage if it was one indiscretion, but the guy apparently wouldn’t stop cheating on her over and over again, so she finally had enough.

She has a small child (a little boy) with her former husband—kind of like how Angie had a kid (Maddox) when he first hooked up with her. Maybe this will be a more serious relationship than we think....

She could do so much better and when will he grow up.

He must have a thing for big lips.

[quote] her husband was a “serial cheater” and it was suggested that she could or would have have stuck by the marriage if it was one indiscretion, but the guy apparently wouldn’t stop cheating on her over and over again, so she finally had enough.

Proof that straight men can have a hot body-beautiful actress 8 at home on lock and still waste it to play around looking for a pig 4 waitress. And for what. These men don't ever want what they say they want. The logic is baffling to me.

I had heard she was a yacht girl who got lucky.. the pass around party favor of the 0.000001%

R27 Gay men do the same thing. They want to scatter their seeds everywhere they can. It's not mysterious to me. Men are like dogs. A blanket moves and they want to fuck it.

Brad looks like a homeless junkie. Would it kill him to shave and get a makeover?

I realize that a lot of Hollywood stars over do the plastic surgery but in this case he is under doing it.

No he's not. He looks his age and that is better than puffy faced with a bad eye job and makeup. I think he'd look better if he were less shaggy but he has always been a blue collar type, and is now pursuing arts. He looks fine. He had his pretty young period and now he looks his age and pretty normal.

How old is he?

It’s not really a matter of age really but he looks hungover and on drugs and unhealthy.

I think taking a shower, cutting his hair, shaving and getting some rest at a spa for a eeek is what he needs. He’s too busy trying to drag Angelina through the mud and out here chasing tail that’s really inappropriate giving his families struggles. This is the last thing the kids need.

Brad is an immature overgrown teen who has always gotten what he wants and then moves on to the next thing.

family’s

Brad Pitt turned out to be bunk. These nothing there. That’s why he did so well in Joe Black. He played his vacant, empty self.

Love Brad, I've always had a thing or him. I hope they make each other happy.

At least she's over 30.

Hot couple

Really?

We don’t come to DL to read news about heterosexual guys fucking heterosexual women. Take that trash elsewhere.

Lucky thot. Take your pic of the lucky one.

🙉 I can hear that ex husband pinging all the way to the east coast.

Good for him. What has his child to do with it? We all like youth and beauty. Shocking!

She is absolutely stunning. Honestly she is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet. Men have been chasing young ass since the beginning of time. This is nothing new.

I bet haggard old Jolie is pissed.

Now I’m convinced he’s gay.

Emily is the biggest fame whore out there and would agree to anything to be famous

Have you seen Brad recently. He's hardly a decrepit old grandpa.

R18, I think it’s pure spin. The last few people he was linked to all read the same. Only for it to come out that they never met him. This story is very vague and short on details. Like DiCaprio, they read like planted stories. I wonder if they share a publicist. ER always in NY (non stop pics in DM) he’s never there. When and where are these meet ups? I think it’s Brad’s people planting the stories. Unfortunately, he seems much more into publicity than I used to think. Then again, look who all his exes are. It’s sad he’s still chasing that, whether it’s real or manufactured.

This is completely made up by HER.

"Someone" sent in a photo of her to Deuxmoi to "prove" they've been together. It shows just her - no Brad - at some bar sitting down and the "source" claims the photo was taken that night and posted immediately by a "friend of Brad's."

EXCEPT . . . wait for it . . . the photo was taken in 2018. LMAO!!

People, you are embarrassing. Even DL has gossip standards. Don't let us down.

[quote] for a eeek

Precisely.

I hope it's true. She's young enough they could have a couple more kids. That might make his other children have to play nice for fear of being disinherited. If they don't care, then he can just concentrate on the new family. Win-win.

[quote] but he has always been a blue collar type, and is now pursuing arts

What? Married to AJ, flying in private planes around the world, buying a vineyard. Blue collar?

He’s always relied on really high profile relationships. He’s been famous for a long time and I think he’s only had one non celeb gf. The minute he peaked he dumped her for Paltrow.

Is she the chick who was naked in Blurred Lines and wouldn’t stop whining about it?

R52, yes. She’s kind of a joke to me, but i was surprised to see that she seems sort of like the Kardashians and is well respected by Gen Z I guess. I think she’s the top of the food chain in the influencer world or whatever they call those people who are famous for nothing.

She does look a lot like Kendall Jenner.

R54, look, I can only work with what I have and what they demand to look like on Instagram.

Brad Pitt - who does he date (publicly), now? I think he'd be embarrassed to do what Leo DiCaprio is doing (a series of early-20s women), but I don't see him doing what George Clooney did (marry a somewhat age-appropriate women with an education).

His age has caught up to him.

Without makeup she looks like an ostrich.

[quote] Dr. Art Les, Plastic Surgeon to the... Known

Brad Pitt is a plastic surgery.

She looks like a cypher. Or a mannequin.

A match made in Hollywood PR heaven.

Hmmm his last relationship (Nico) also has a son .. he must miss Maddox and wants to repair it..

I wouldn’t trust that plastic whore.

[quote]Men really are pretty gross and many really don't seem to be able to grasp how creepy it is that they are old men fucking teens and young adults. It's unsurprising and typical but still icky.

Pitt himself has an history of dating underage girls, most notably Juliette Lewis when she was 16 and he was 26. Before Lewis, he also dated 14-year-old Shalane McCall. Sooner or later he's gonna get caught with a teenager again. Wasn't he fucking a 20-year-old married escort awhile ago?

She's much more attractive than a lot of current models. A natural beauty. But she is so so SO whiny, always carrying on about how she is or was being exploited or something. Why would you pursue modelling as a career if you find it so distasteful?

There are many AARP members who are bright, witty, artistic, philosophical, altruistic, selfless, trustworthy and someone you can learn from just by being in their company. So older, millionaire actors are not someone they would ever want to be associated with. Wish is why Brad, Goldblum, Sean Penn, etc. will just have to settle for the superficial arm candy set.

I meant to make a thread about watching Brad Pitt (BRAD PITT)!! do a commercial for an espresso machine. On American TV.

Also Drew Barrymore dancing thru an online tacky game commercial. And singing.

Why didn't you make the threads, R65/R66?

I doubt it.

I forgot. There’s usually such an array on here to reply to I get sidetracked.

[quote]Emily is only 10 years older than his eldest child, Maddox Jolie-Pitt.

You're fine until you're dating someone who is ten years younger than your youngest child...

R62, no Brad never dated shalane mccall she was in a relationship with Trent Valladares who she married in 89 . In this clip it talked about how shalane’s mom/manager was the mastermind for the PR to promote the show Dallas and to put their name out there in the tabloids

[quote] I forgot. There’s usually such an array on here to reply to I get sidetracked. —Okay?

Well make them. Make them now!

Back in my days, men had children at the proper age, 20. So it was VERY common for very successful and wealthy men to have a trophy wife of, say 27 yet kids well into their 30s. What's the big deal? Nobody bat an eyelash back the. You people create new rules just to have something to say.

She's a gorgeous lady so he's lucky if they're together.

I remember seeing an interview with him and Oprah at the very height of his career. I watched with my mom and my sister, who thought he was the most beautiful being on Earth after Jon Bon Jovi.

We all thought he was surprisingly boring. Or they thought he was boring and he lost some of his luster for my sister. I thought his personality was boring but I ended up thinking he was more interesting than I might have imagined. I remember him talking about how much he loves architecture and building things. It seemed to be his primary interest. He seemed down to Earth and not like an attention-hungry celebrity, and it colored how I see him from that point onward. I'm not surprised that he has grown out of being a pretty man and is embracing a rugged or even haggard look, and I'm both surprised and not surprised about the sculpting thing. It seems in keeping with the guy from that interview all those years ago. Sculpting seems to me to be sort of the meeting of architecture and building in some ways.

I'm always disappointed when an old man or an old woman parades around a young trophy beauty, and especially when they have kids who are not very far off in age. I find it icky. But it doesn't affect my life and I don't really care. I do look on with judgment, though. My dad is 28 years older than my sister, and if he ever hooked up with someone her age, I would be disturbed by it for the rest of my life. Such ick.

She also used to bang Affleck. She doesn't seem the brightest bulb.

Have you seen Billy Ray Cyrus' "new love" she doesn't look much older than 18.

Katie Holmes was unavailable, I take it?

Katie Holmes ain't for rent. She paid her dues, she cashed out, she's set for life.

I'm still confused by Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx

If they were really dating why would she like a tweet roasting Blonde which Brad produced and shared it on her insta?

I don’t understand why people would say the relationship is fake. Is she not his type? Is he not hers? Why wouldn’t he want to fuck this girl?

No idea if this rumor is true or not, but the people implying that it's inappropriate because she's only 31 are hilarious to me. She's well into adulthood and she has kids. Let's not pretend like this adult woman can't consent to an adult relationship.

[quote]He’s too busy trying to drag Angelina through the mud and out here chasing tail that’s really inappropriate giving his families struggles. This is the last thing the kids need.

Er, Angelina is the one leaking all sorts of stories, and I didn't realize I was on some conservative frau group where adult men were not allowed to date once they were divorced, "because of the children."

OP- In other news Brad Pitt can’t stop sucking COCK 🍆

R82- Because Brad Pitt is a connoisseur of COCK.

She has a blank expression. Maybe it’s an affectation that worked for her one claim to fame, the Robin Thick video, but it’s not gonna age well.

You guys may mock Amal Clooney but if I were a straight guy I think I’d find her much more appealing overall than this one.

Dear OP, Brad Pitt is never going to fuck you. Get over it.

Does his penis even move up anymore? Not talking about the age but it was said he used to have an alcohol problem and this can cause permanent alcohol-penis. So why date this tight young vagina when he can only use his finger or tongue?

Nothing screams FRAU like the OP bitch on here.

[QUOTE] Nothing screams FRAU like the OP bitch on here.

I’m a man. And a top, for that matter.

She’s past her sell-by date in Hollywood, so she’s got to find a better second husband. I don’t think Brad is the one, but it helps her profile.

She’s beautiful and has an incredible body, even after having a baby. She’ll be arm candy for decades.

I had to laugh that she’s an “author”, though.

She’s some faux hardcore feminist. Just last week she was bashing Sarah Foster for calling out the girl Adam Levine was cheating with. She thought blame should be totally on him, not the woman. I think she came out and slammed the Blurred Lines video as well. It would be hypocritical and off ‘brand’ given the Jolie situation if she were dating him.

We're asked to believe a lot of things on DL, but I don't believe a top would breathlessly inform us that a man's 31-year-old girlfriend is "only 10 years older" than his adult son.

I doubt he can get anybody better than a D List starlet or actress. Who wants to be part of this mess with all those kids and a crazy ex.

R93 " hypocritical and off brand". Not necessarily. These types will spin anything they do into feminism. All while shrieking like herpes at other women for not being sufficiently supportive of them.

Edit : harpies.

R93, she will deff accused Brad of abuse once he breaks off with her.

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^So beautiful

He’s probably gone before the sun comes up, so what she looks like at that time doesn’t matter.

What Kylie Jenner looks like at night vs morning:

R95, there aren’t many options. He really does have a history of pairing up with the most famous actresses of the time. However, two things have changed since the Jolie days. 1- there aren’t a ton of young, single famous actresses these days 2- He’s pushing 60 years old with tons of baggage, even if he’s Brad Pitt, some 25-30 yr old up and coming actress isn’t going to go running. I would’ve put my money on de Armas being the next gf, but she has a hot BF. He should go the Keanu route and just go for someone normal, but it’s never been his MO.

[quote] I don’t understand why people would say the relationship is fake.

Primarily because this is the MO for this attention seeking D lister. Oh and the fact that when this is supposed to be happening they haven't even been on the same continent let alone same city.

You can always tell the gossip is fake when the gossip has no details about places, dates, times.

I forgot, this D lister is in the Daily Mail celebrity section every single day. That only happens when you're super famous or you pay them for that PR.

Also, there have been MULTIPLE reports of him dating various individuals over the past few years...only to have all of them to be proven pr manipulation. Why would this be any different ?

She and her ex husband haven’t paid rent for their NYC apartment for 2 years.

I think this just frau and elder gays scared of aging who are upset about this. As weird as it sounds, age differences don’t mean as much as they used to. I’m not talking about the difference between children and adults, but how much is Emily doing that Brad couldn’t do? Or vice versa? It’s not like she’s hitting the clubs every weekend while he’s in bed by 9:30. They’re both parents.

And people who love to fixate on age blithely ignore the attractiveness of the parties involved. Brad Pitt is still a very handsome man and even though I don’t get much personality from him, he manages not to ruin it by talking too much or doing weird things with his hair or getting bad plastic surgery. And it goes without saying that Emily Ratakowski is gorgeous. If it was just about age you would see more older men with dumpy young chicks.

He's still very handsome, but all else being equal, most 20/30 year old women would choose a younger guy. (All else equal between Pitt & younger guy, except for age.) At this point, a much-younger woman would be dating him for the wealth and opportunities.

The wording of ‘inside sources’ is another reason I don’t believe these stories. Like, they are spending a lot of time together, yet he’s dating around and they’re not really dating. Stay tuned... yet. There’s zero facts.

You know when Cosmo throws subtle shade, it’s not working.

Have the 20something-year-old women-children of Twitter decided that she's a child being groomed yet?

Angelina's going to be pissed, especially if he has kids with someone new. She loves controlling him with the kids.

I'm not sure I believe this. Emily is a HUGE attention whore who is constantly getting her tits out for the DM - she's featured at least twice a week in some capacity. He strikes me as someone who wouldn't want to court that much attention, nor want his partner to either. Maybe they hooked up at some point (and may again), but I just don't see them in an actual "relationship" going forward. Probably her PR team trying to make her happen beyond just the stupid semi-nude pics you constantly see in the DM.

R102 aww I think makeup free Kylie is adorable. Then, I am lesbian, so.

Still would never date her, though, as her parents & siblings are all so colossally creepy. Too much baggage. It's why I feel quite sorry for her & Kendall, in a way, as even with all that money and privilege and clout they still will be on quite a few 'Hard Pass/Avoid' lists.

Emily and Gigi are good PR for Leo and Brad.

Gigi is older than 25 and Emily has a kid which will help get ride of “kids hate Brad” allegations on him if they are ever pap together. It will make Brad as a “family man” again.

Some of you are so fucking gullible that it makes sense that our world is in the state its in.

Well, it's certainly an upgrade for him (from Heroina) if it's true. Hope ER isn't batshit also.

OP's title is making me HORNY af!

R117 do we think Brad's even a good fuck, though? I bet he's mediocre, relying on his looks and fame for so many years. Plus isn't he a stoner as well a former alkie? They tend to be lazy and struggle to get hard.

That's ok R118, because she can't stop taking selfies long enough to enjoy it anyway.

No wealthy men should “struggle to get hard” with all the medical assistance they have access to today.

r118 I wonder that too. Did he sexually satisfy Angie? I guess most people imagine that he fucks like those scenes in Fight Club.

[quote] all else being equal, most 20/30 year old women would choose a younger guy.

Nope, no they wouldn't.

Analysis of dating surveys & websites tell us that a majority of straight women tend to seek same-age or older partners, whereas straight men almost uniformly desire women aged 20-24 for most of their virile sexual life.

The chart below was compiled from data correlated in the book DATACLYSM, about age preferences of users of the site OkCupid over a period of a decade.

She actually kind of resembles Angelina Jolie.

^^^ And there it is. Emily Ratface's dream headline.

The Green Monster known as Angie will attack in 3,2,1. Em is way hotter than Slagalina was even at her best.

See you in court Brad!!, signed Jealous ugly ex-wife.

Good thing they make Viagra - right Brad? She is really hot. And she’ll be pissed.

Brad Pitt can still get it, he's Brad Pitt. I'm sure they're both having an erotic good time, life's too short, do what makes you happy, fuck your brains out till your heart's content. :-)

I get her mixed up with Gal Gadot. I've never seen either in anything, just pap shots and gossip.

[QUOTE] I'm sure they're both having an erotic good time

R127 you’re getting my glasses all steamed up. 🤓

So exotic!

R108 The only reason many of them would is control. A young guy would be terrified of losing a woman that looks like Emily Ratakowski. An older man would too but older men tend to be more confident and secure in themselves, so he’s not going to let her boss him around and control him the way a younger guy would.

That’s what women mean when they talk about power dynamics and age. Younger women hold all the chips until they hit about thirty. Then they start encountering men who are desirable by women younger and better looking than them.

So many forget that Brad is 12 years older than Angelina and she boss and control him until he broke free.

She has the opposite of horse face. Yes, she's very good-looking, but she could use some length in the mid-face area. She's also wearing a wig at OP.

Why someone would judge the relationship of two consenting adults is beyond me. Pretty people date other people. Rich people date other rich people. Age ain't nothing but a number. One must find happiness in their own life.

This chick is pretty but not prettier than Angie at her age. Angie might have some type of eating disorder which took her toll on her looks as she aged. She just is too dam frail; not healthy looking.

Angelina has been dating The Weeknd, and he is 32. Same fucking thing. They are all (emotionally stifled) adults.

r136 The Weeknd, hm? That tracks that she would be interested in someone behind the song "I can't feel my face when I'm with you."

R137, nah she chasing clout. She hasn't had a hit in ages and is very polarizing amongst the general public now. The public always sides with the hot guy unless he is a wifebeater.

[quote]He strikes me as someone who wouldn't want to court that much attention,

Oh really, his relationship with Jolie was All ABOUT THAT MUCH ATTENTION. They both deliberately milked this for decades.

I agree with R139, that relationship thrived off the attention. It probably would’ve ended way sooner if they weren’t getting all the press. When things started to sour, they totally disappeared. I guess Jolie stopped calling the paps. I think she was more into it than he was, but he wasn’t totally innocent.

I feel once things start to fade and they stop being followed, they want the attention back, despite always complaining about it. Madonna is a great example.

Angelina realize their relationship weren’t beneficial after By The Sea flopped in the box office and a year later it was over.

Emily Ratzvaj is yacht girl supremo. She describes all her sluttiness as feminism.

She heralded her appearance in the Blurred Lines video as some sort of feminist defining moment, until Robin Thicke was revealed as a sleazebag (surprise surprise), then she too became a victim.

I don't believe this relationship with Pitt for a second. She's thirsty and single

Doesn’t Brad have a team of people who can warned him about Emily’s history? It looks like she’ll pull an Angelina and accuse Brad of something horrible once it is over.

I guarantee you that Brad Pitt has never met this bitch.

Who wants to take me up on a bet?

We’ll see they are both in Paris..

I don’t think they met, but I also wouldn’t be shocked if they do eventually meet up. These stories might be testing the waters. Remember, Brad asked his manager to fix him up with Aniston. He dates with purpose.

"I’m a man. And a top, for that matter."

Of all the ridiculous things posted on this thread, yours is the funniest.

I would WW you, but I don't feel like scrolling up.

We have top men working on it right now.

Who?

Top ... Men.

[Quote] Angelina has been dating The Weeknd,

No....he's fucking Simi Haze.

Angie was seen with The Weeknd last year and there was some talk that one of his singles was about her, but there's been nothing since then. I think the last we heard about it was in January.

If Angelina was smart, she’d try to get with Pete Davidson.

What man nowadays wants Angelina in bed? She's emaciate, likely an addict, has eating disorders, and has removed all her lady parts and replaced the tits at least with silicone.

But she has celebrity clout, R152. If you want to make headlines, banging Angelina is a sure fire way to get them.

If you wanted to BANG Saint Angie you would have been well served with this version.

I just want to say circa 2001-2003 Angie was absolutely beautiful. Iconic sex symbol.

Wow, she was beautiful. I’m a good star gay, but I would try to fuck her. She kind of has a masculine energy.

I don't know why people is acting so shocked, men always likes the younger girls, she's pretty but kinda airhead.

R157 ESL?

Also, Sagittarius and Gemini are attracted to each other.

[quote]No....he's fucking Simi Haze.

This is a topic for another thread but what is it with Simi and her sister? Why are they friends with every famous person on the planet? They were hanging out with Korean pop group Blackpink not too long ago.

r160 I had never heard of Simi and Haze and Googled for pics.

Yeesh. These 2 could be siblings to the Haim sisters.

[quote]Yeesh. These 2 could be siblings to the Haim sisters.

So fucking what? That wasn’t the point.

R19 no, she doesnt. Mot of the time they are photoshopped.

r162 sounds really uptight and constipated.

Maybe go have some bran flakes to loosen yourself up.

All I know about Simi Haze is that her brother, Fai, is best friends and always photographed with the Kardashians. And apparently they all got a shit ton of plastic surgery.

As for Angelina, she was beautiful for a time. I don’t know why I remember this but when all the rumors started about her and Brad, she showed up to the M&MS premiere in a tight leather dress and just was sexy as hell. Felt bad for Aniston because it was definitely sending a mean girl message. This was when people were bashing calling Aniston and her looks. After AJ got with Brad, she started with the school marm look. She aged herself with the clothes, but facially she’s been looking haggard for at least a decade. Emily isn’t that attractive to me, weird crooked lips, nose. She’s kind of a dime a dozen look wise for an influencer.

Jennifer Aniston for sure moved on, an I’m sure she doesn’t give a fuck anymore, but I wonder if deep down she felt some type of a satisfaction and poetic revenge when Brad and Angelina marriage went straight to hell.

pretty much what R44 said, you queens are so naive WOW

Well we all can’t land younger, international human rights lawyers, can we?

Amal and I look forward to double dating with the happy couple.

R131, rich people do not care about losing their hot partner unless they really lobe the person. None of that shit applies.

I look forward to Emily's upcoming New York Times/ NY magazines op ed in about 2 months. " Age Gap Exploitation....And Me: What I Learned About Abuse and Uneven Power Dynamics After Dating A Famous Older Man." It will be amusing seeing all of the media and twitter nitwits frantically rushing to praise her courage and bravery and status as a SURVIVOR.

R170, haha. Good one. You could be right.

I don't care if he's 58, he's still hot.

What is repugnant about him is the fame-seeking and only dating other famous people. Plus if all the rumours about his lovelife post Skeletina came from his camp, then well...

Plus anyone who could put up with Skeletina for as long as he did must have issues, although the drugs and alcohol could have been his escape from reality. If he really is sober and not just California Sober, it would be interesting to know his actual personality.

As to his sexuality, if he's gay or bi and lying about it, he's now doing a bad job lying about it and might as well come out.

R160 I had no idea who they were until i saw Simi in a photo with Selena Gomez. Both look bland as hell even with the surgery. But i don't get the hype over Emily either.

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I still think he looks hot. Emily wouldn’t lose and opportunity to be with an A list star who still is looks good. Although she has a feminist woke persona that she uses. I wonder if that image of hers would go well with the Angelina claims of abuse.

[R166]I’m sure she celebrated with a few margaritas and Courtney cox . I def would enjoy and celebrate that after the shit they made her go through.

She’s on tik tok talking about Brad’s production company movie Blonde and how bad it is…

I’m probably in the minority, but I never felt any heat between Jennifer and Brad. I don’t feel like she would’ve been that torn up about that marriage ending. What was bad was the tabloids and comment s on gossip boards making her out to be pathetic. People even accused her of fueling the narrative, which was insane.

I got it: He absolutely told her she was the hottest thing in the world to bang her a few times, dropped her, and now she's using the press to get it all out there for relevance.

Good for the him.

Are theaters really coming back? Is it mostly young people?

Brad looks like Jay Kaye at R180.

Has Brad ever played a dad, besides in Moneyball?

R179, hmm you might be on to something..

She can’t legally talk about brad because she probably signed an NDA contract but she keeps trashing Blonde which Brad/his studio produce on all her social media accounts. She’s passive-aggressive and bitter..

R183, World War Z.

I can't believe Jennifer still gives a shit, nearly 20 years later. She went on to have a great life, while Brad, despite his ongoing success, is tied to that psychotic hag Angie forever.

I do not believe any of the stories thus far. I honestly think their publicists collaborate together and craft these stories/pairing together. Hence all the rumors, but no official denials from either publicist. Same with DiCaprio and Hadid. The publications don’t even attempt to get a rep’s comment because they’re the ones planting them and obviously it’s counter intuitive. Notice how the Italian actor shut down that Khloe Kardashian rumor real quick. That’s how you know it wasn’t pre planned.

I don’t know if celebrities were always like this or I just became wiser. But it’s unreal how they are behind their own press, either real or crafted. Gisele is another one who is leaking stories left and right about her relationship. Chris Evans does pap walks with B-level actresses every few years. I think the way publicity works is actually more interesting than the celebs themselves.

I'd be surprised if Brad ever marries again. If he does, it won't be to an actress. Probably a smart industry-adjacent woman nearer to his age who already has grown kids or doesn't want them.

He should marry a producer. That might be interesting as they could collaborate on making interesting movies and such.

Or, could be that he quietly marries me....

Brad Pitt is gay? Since when?

It’s amazing he’s come this far with only playing a dad twice and on peripheral level. He could play a 30 yr old’s dad at this point. Kind of sucks that women don’t have have the same luxury. I remember Marisa Tomei complaining about it.

Realistically, he should be playing grandfather roles...to young teenagers.

Lobe.

What is with these 90s hunks like Brad and Johnny Depp?The older they get, the more they pursue, younger, hotter and crazier women.

R155 I watched The Bone Collecter recently for the first time in many years and indeed she was beautiful. She wasn't glammed up and wore a police uniform most of the time but man, oh man, that face.

R160, they’re probably on the pimp circuit, as many of these young ladies and women are.

It’s feels odd to me that so many people here pretend this isn’t what it is:

A pimps & hoes circuit.

I’m not necessarily offended by this, in and of itself. I just find it amusing that the entertainment media attempts to frame this in a different way.

These folks, Emily included, are most likely involved in high end prostitution.

Again, I’m not judging, but I also am not stupid.

[Quote] Notice how the Italian actor shut down that Khloe Kardashian rumor real quick. That’s how you know it wasn’t pre planned.

Nothing is a coincidence where the Karda$hians are concerned

[Quote] What is with these 90s hunks like Brad and Johnny Depp?The older they get, the more they pursue, younger, hotter and crazier women.

Johnny hasn't been a hunk in years and is also an abusive piece of shit.

Depp is a dumb alkie hillbilly who was blessed with perfect bone structure and fell ass-backward into an acting career. Of course he makes dumber and dumber decisions the older he gets. He's only got three brain cells left; all of them are drunk.

Brad Pitt is smarter than that, but he's always dated/married strategically. Divorcing Aniston and partnering up with Jolie was a smart career move at the time: They became Hollywood's It Couple for the next decade. Of course, it all went to shit in the long run because Jolie is psychopathic, but it helped cement his A-list status in the first decade of the 21st century.

Brad grew up middle class and has self-awareness. He purposely tried to avoid becoming like his conservative environment. He admits it was a religious, racist and homophobic upbringing. I like he was ambitious to improve himself and get out as soon as he was old enough. He went to a university and ran off to LA despite being a few credits short of graduating.

Unlike Johnny Depp who is a pseudo-intellectual who is overcompensating for his inferiority and lacking in self-awareness and humility. And Matt Damon who is the epitome of Ivy League mediocrity (he didn't graduate) and thinks he's an expert at everything and thus proceeds to embarrass himself. Brad seems more down to earth and willing to learn and evolve as a person.

As for the age gap. It's really odd people here think it's gross. A 31 year old is a grown adult and has lived as an adult for a little over a decade. If she was 21, I'd completely understand the ick factor because that is too postadolescent and most people don't really become emotionally adults until their mid 20s. Overall it's pearl clutching to be disgusted at a 30something with a 60 year old. The age gap maturity wise at that point is minimal.

It wouldn’t be so gross if her and his kid didn’t listen to the same music.

Brad likes Frank Ocean. He probably listens to a lot of modern music. Is he supposed to only like The Police or Pearl Jam? I think being rich and looking and feeling healthy shouldn't mean you need to act like an old boring person. He can still enjoy his life. And people on this thread are so pretentious, if they looked like Brad and had the money that Brad had. They'd extend their youth too.

Why would someone like Brad Pitt need to extend their youth? A person can’t possibly have more fun than him from his teens through his 30s. Youth was certainly not wasted on the young when it comes to Brad Pitt.

Oh yeah, this wasn’t worded in order to ruffle his ex’s feathers at all. Nope.

R199 Yes, Im sure it was all Jolie. Brad being an alcoholic, druggie himbo had nothing to do with things.

Emily is repulsive. I can’t get on board with the “beauty” of these frankenstein surgeon creations. They are dead-eyed, seem joyless and all go to the same surgeon. Wheres the cachet? Plus, this one fancies herself an intellectual since writing a book about her …you guessed it…body, and sexuality. A poor attempt at “intellectualizing” the oldest profession known to man. Darlin’ you’re a whore; you don’t get to do whore things to get where you want to go and then move goalposts once it makes you who you are.

Actresses are whores, because DL is still stuck in the Victorian Era.

She got her break shimmying in the Robin Thicke music video with a song about ambiguously consensual sex. She can unclutch her pearls now.

Brad won't go public with another relationship until the twins are 18. I'm sure he's getting plenty of sex privately, but he's got enough problems with the ex without bringing a hot young girlfriend into the mix. Of course, by then he'll be 62, and IDK how much the public will care about who he's banging.

Who are you people saying men only desire young women?

I know several straight men who prefer older women. One said he didn't like people younger than him.

Not every man wants to feel like he's dating his daughter.

Shocker! There's men who like gray hair and chubby bodies and find infantile women and plastic surgery gross!

Not every man is some sexist pig frat boy borderline pedo!!!

R206 She has a nicely toned body.

If you saw her on the streets you would think she looks nice.

[quote] Actresses are whores, because DL is still stuck in the Victorian Era.

No because everything she uses to sell herself is sexual. She's not an actress, she was a D list level model and now she is a D list level movie performer.

I remember she was in some awful ersatz Thomas Crown Affair copy with Theo James some years back. Two people who cannot act and incapable of creating chemistry.

The miserable look on the faces of the jealous women behind her.

Jealous? Who would be jealous of that idiot?

The TikTok she made bashing the film was odd. Not only for obvious reasons, but she didn’t even watch it and only used keyboards in her criticism. I can’t believe anyone buys into the faux feminist crap she peddles or thinks she has any intelligence. Although, she was smart enough to know what type of shtick would attract a dumb enough audience to buy it.

*keywords*^

Most men like women in their 20s to 40s. Postadolescent and pre-menopausal. Fraus on here think women in their 20s and early 30s are still children though. So they're not allowed to date men over 50.

If she's publicly bashing a film he produced and his close friend directed, then obviously this wasn't true. She wasn't going to deny it though because it's free publicity.

So im guessing Blonde is the new Joker? Everyone rants and raves about how immoral the film is before they've even seen it?

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.

I bet they are both clients of the same PR Firm.....

r218 there are no fraus here

r122, that poster likely meant 'younger' as in 'younger than Brad' not 'younger than themself'.

All of the folks saying Angelina would get pissed and lash out were right.

Can she put up with the stink?

R225, 💀💀💀!

She's lying. You can't keep coming up with new allegations and expect to be believed. If this doesn't do the trick she's looking for, wait for the sexual abuse allegations. Wonder which child she has alienated sufficiently that they'll lie about their father.

[QUOTE] Wonder which child she has alienated sufficiently that they'll lie about their father.

She’s working on it.

Bitch don't get that she has now officially been entered into Guinness & the Oxford English Dictionary as the Poster Frau for ,"Hell hath no fury like a Woman Scorned."

Every time he gets a new, pretty, young gal, Bittcch goes Ballistic.

Heroina(my fav. Moniker) EVERYONE is laughing behind their hands & your back. Pathetic, old, bitter ex-wife look. Your hot, steamy, cool girl looks from the past now we all know that was B.S PR. Always knew you were just a Basic Bitch..

Angelina and Halle Berry have become such disappointments as women and as human beings. Both are vindictive lunatics.

Both Angie and Halle were abused when young. It's not odd they have unstable personalities and act like children evading personal responsibility. They are beautiful and attract men naturally. People just get blinded by beauty and ignore the red flags.

[quote] Emily is only 10 years older than his eldest child, Maddox Jolie-Pitt.

And? His eldest is in his 20s. What is it with the puritanical left these days?

Angela is the poster child for BPD. She’s another Mia Farrow.

I never found him hot when he was young. Older Brad I’d do in a heartbeat.

R233 doesn't make it any less pathetic.

R235 Same. He looks way more masculine and fuckable. In his 20s and early 30s, he looked like a bit like a chick.

A bit, R237?

But he always smelled like a man. A stinky ass man.

r234 Who is Angela?

There is only one.

Wtf, Brad couldn’t get it up for her?

Good for him~ I hope he bangs his fucking dick off - he deserves some happiness like anyone else does