George Clooney has the last laugh ahead of 8 year marriage anniversary with Amal: 'They said it wouldn't last'

Oh, dear.

Now I know for sure that he's gay.

Yep, Fag Town.

How much is Anal's bearding contract worth?

I honestly hadn't realized how old Clooney is. If they are the genetic parents to their kids, the kids probably already have, or will in the future have issues. Old sperm and eggs are connected to schizophrenia.

[quote] Old sperm and eggs are connected to schizophrenia.

Rofl.

Their combined age is 105!!!

Don't tempt fate.

Fake!

He Gay

See?

I'm straight, bitches!!!

I had wondered whatever became of Clooney. The highpoint of Clooney's career came when he was on Sisters as Detective Falconer competing with sophisticated English Billionaire Simon for the hand of Sela Ward.. I cheered for the Brit because Clooney was always so smug.

"Help! I'm being held captive in George Clooney's dungeon!"

Who’s had him? Top? Bottom? Verse? Is he a good kisser? Cocksucking skills?

[quote] Who’s had him? Top? Bottom? Verse? Is he a good kisser? Cocksucking skills?

You'll have to ask Marky Mark.

Top with the teens, bottom forBrad P. and other grown-ups.

That's a rough-looking 61.

Falconer was so hot. My god. As a gayling, I watched Sisters with my mother slack-jawed and waiting for him to appear.

[quote] The 61-year-old Academy-Award winner is now giving a glimpse into their partnership and the key to a successful marriage.

I get my boyfriends, and she gets her girlfriends. Then we meet on the red carpet for photo ops.

It's a match made in heaven!

I m confident his hill-side estate has a dungeon.

It’s easy to envision his ass in a sling.

R14, 61 is a rough looking 61.

I would love to make love to Amal... Now that's my idea of a truly beautiful woman.

[quote] I would love to make love to Amal... Now that's my idea of a truly beautiful woman.

Does Amal do Anal?

Why is he doing a stupid movie with Julia Roberts? We all know about the beard arrangement.

Money, r21. He hasn’t done much at all lately…

This homo's blatant bearding arrangement is actually very in-keeping with his boner for Old Hollywood stars.

Eight years? That means nine years since that poor Italian twink waiter was accidentally maimed by drunk dumbass George.

Drunks behave badly. Drunks do dumb things. Drunks cause terrible accidents.

This Amal person whose face I find severe and off-putting is the beneficiary of the fallout from dumbass George's drunken debauchery.

This thread reeks of smelly shoes.

Where does Waldo Sanchez figure into all of this spin George has going on? They've been together since ER. Handsome guy Waldo. He's in the bearding ceremony photos that were in People magazine. Imagine having to pose for your lover's bearding ceremony photos in addition to turning a blind eye to all his dalliances, fuck buddies and rent boys.

What a shit thread, started by someone who has shitty shoes.

It's hilarious how George Clooney thinks that EIGHT YEARS is some big fucking deal.

Eight years is nothing in the world of marriage.

You can tell that he must be really tired of the bearding relationship, or he wouldn't be trumpeting this hard.

His choice of t-shirts: impeccable!

It doesn't have to be happy to last. I know couples who have celebrated silver and golden wedding anniversaries and loathe each other.

People say our love affair will never last

But we know a love like ours will never pass! 🎵

Smarmy and cocky. Never liked him.

[quote]Eight years is nothing in the world of marriage.

This is true; Clooney has a couple of movies coming out so I guess it's an opportunity to remind everyone he's still alive, but the choice to trumpet the success of an 8 year marriage seems odd. I guess he made it past the 7 year itch, so I guess there's that.

It seems like a rule that whenever typically private celebs tell you how in *love* they are (or go out of their way to brag about something), they're trying to head off bad PR

I remember a lot of speculation that he married Amal to shore up his interest in going into politics. I guess he'll never go that route now.

Amal has male features for a face. That’s a cross dresser.

This old queen thinks we aren't laughing! Of course we are Georgie. In fact, even more so. 😂😂😂

[quote]"Everything about my wife is sort of magical..."

...said no straight guy ever. Maybe after 8 weeks of marriage, but not 8 years.

Both are gay so of course this marriage works. I used to think he was so hot when I was young but papi looks older than his years now.

[Quote]George Clooney has the last laugh

Well, I guess he would. He knows the length of the contract.

Let's see as the 10 year anniversary approaches.

Maybe they both have taken conversion therapy and turned things around. When he killed that kid in Italy it knocked some sense into him.

Has he been lying about his age all these years and now it has caught up with him. He looks older than 61.

I think he's crowing about "eight years," so that he can go ahead and get divorced.

Then for the rest of his closeted life, he can say "I'm not gay! I was married for eight years!"

*rolling my eyes*

He hasn't aged well. He has the look of a heavy smoker.

Again- who cares about heterosexual relationship news on this site? We get enough coverage of that as it is. Take that trash elsewhere!

By "they" do you mean the #DataLoungeLizards ?

This thread isn't about a heterosexual r44.

There's still someone on datalounge that thinks this queen is het?

R47 99.99 of actors,singers,and dancers are gay.

R12 Marky Mark is wearing a wig or hairpiece in that picture. Wow! All these years and I never even thought about him possibly wearing a wig. I usually spot a wig immediately. Maybe I was distracted by his body! LOL But when you consider his brother's lack of hairline and how Mark's hair has gotten better and thicker over time, it is obvious.

George and Amal's marriage works because she doesn't mind that he sucks dick.

Did she beat the prenup?

R41 I don't believe he is only 61 either. He looks good for his age which I predict is actually closer to 70.

He can't ever divorce her. She has him over a barrel. She and her mother know what he did to that Italian twink. There's a reason he looks like shit, he's trapped. I hope she makes his life miserable until the day he dies.

[quote] She and her mother know what he did to that Italian twink

I've seen "Italian twink" mentioned here numerous times.

What's the story???

This place is the first I'm hearing about it, and I'm damned curious!!

Wasn’t he formerly entangled romantically with DL’s own Da vida Ro chelle? I seem to recall some long anecdote about him giving out back rubs on the set of Up in the Air?

r54,

check out the link at r10.

But what's the "behind-the-scenes" scoop?

Is there any "dirt" there?

Do they live in LA?

Fuck, I hate this pompous windbag closet case douche canoe.

R10 BTW, Rande Gerber (AKA Mr. Cindy Crawford) is pretty cute and way better looking than Clooney. He also has a better beard. Having been linked to another closet queen, she's gotta be a pro by now.

Married for 8 years? Congratulations! What an achievement!

He is one of the few men in the business today who actually has real movie star looks. The man is simply exquisite.

They are both equally embarrassing. George has earned the face he deserves with all of his hypocrisy.

His new movie will bomb too. What a surprise!

Eight years is a long time to pretend you like cunt when you'd rather be sucking a dick! George is used to doing movies which is usually only a few months of role play. He has never had to play a role this long. So give him the applause he deserves! 🙌

She has cane face, he has cookie smelling face. A match made in heaven.

I can’t tell you how many people think Amal is a genius global humanitarian. “She helps people! She’s a brilliant human rights lawyer!” What has she done? No one can ever say.

She’s had a few great outfits (the majority are total stinkers), but is lauded as a fashion icon.

She’s got good PR people and she follows their advice. People just regurgitate what they read in People Magazine.

She was on the set of an Oceans movie I believe, r55, and got fired for being a weirdo, and invented a whole story about how it was because Julia Roberts was so jealous of her talent and looks. She told us for years that Clooney was going to help her get her teeth fixed and kick start her career, and that all his girlfriends were beards to hide his relationship with her, then Amal came along and the crazy just JUMPED OUT.

Amal is a brilliant, magical lawyer in the same way Clooney is a brilliant, magical filmmaker.

Amal is as talented as Clooney is heterosexual.

Those jokes from the time of their wedding - like "Renowned human rights lawyer marries actor" - were a feat of public relations.

😬 Nobody hates like DataLounge

Hi George, at R71!

R14 agreed, he’s rounded down a bit too far. And if this is legit, she has some sort of gramps fetish.

No R73, she has some sort of contract clause.

Amal really has a male face, imagine her with short hair, an Arab guy.

R19 Senior lesbian, you are latent heterosexual, Amal looks like a guy in wig.

@r71, " Nobody hates like DataLounge "

No, we just can spot a phony a mile away and these two set off every alarm

Mark Wahlberg was sure trying to get Clooney's attention in Me Time. Several references to how hot the supposed Clooney was and a role model. I'm sure it was no accident.

This is a lavender marriage; hope Cindy and Amal are truly in love.

He has balls of steel…of all people to make a movie about Gym Jordan and his college sexual abuse scandal.

Clooney certainly knows how to hide in plain sight.

He better hope that a deplorable doesn’t spill the beans on what happened in Lake Cuomo…

Wait R79, is this a gossip or did he really got away with murder?

Poo shoes

[quote] Mark Wahlberg was sure trying to get Clooney's attention in Me Time. Several references to how hot the supposed Clooney was and a role model. I'm sure it was no accident.

Aww, that's...actually kinda sad. All these years, and Mark still isn't totally over George. It must have been real love, or something like it.

Never thought I'd feel anything close to sympathy for Marky Eyegouge, but here we are. We all of us come feel the stings and pains of lost love, I guess. And Mark being who he is in the public eye doesn't really have much hope of ever 'living his truth' as they say.

I would love for Clooney to be gay, but where is the proof...or even semi-proof...or even a semi-credible rumor?

I just read on DL that Clooney is a closet case, but to the best of my recollection, there have never been any paparazzi photos of him having lunch with an unknown guy, sneaking around...or even kissing a guy like Travolta has done. Yes, he was a 'confirmed bachelor' for many years, but even during those single years, was he secretly dating a guy...flirting with a guy...dancing with a guy in a night club...seen coming out of another man's apartment?

George Clooney is welcome on our team, but where is even a smidge of evidence that he's gay?

"They said it wouldn't last" is what Michael Jackson said about his "marriage" to Lisa Marie. They divorced not long after that

[quote] George Clooney is welcome on our team.

So we just let casual murderers in now? Because they have money and they get on the -A List? This place is going to the dogs.

While I say good for him if he's found a situation that works for him, eight years is nothing.

I literally have socks, underwear, and an electric toothbrush with which I've had longer relationships than eight years.

Holy shit r67! For real? I knew she claimed to be under Clooney's patronage and he was "looking out for her career" but Julia was jealous of her looks and talent?🤣

R85, Entertainment Lawyer blind items are fiction, dear. He never killed anyone

I don't buy the Clooney killed someone either.

No one ever said he killed anyone. A teenage boy was running away from Clooney's house and fell off a cliff and is now permanently crippled. Clooney supposedly paid off his family and everyone in town. No murder

R90 - why would a teenage boy be running away from Clooney's house?

"There's just not a downside to her" is an... odd thing to say about someone you're supposedly in love with.

R89/R90 ok, manslaughter, then. Recklessness as to whether someone on your property or in your purview dies in a preventable accident (no barriers around a literal cliff edge at the end of your garden? Seriously?), and not owning up to it or facing penalties someone does die. It's still fucking shitty behaviour.

@r91, He was being held against his will in Clooney's basement, he escaped. Clooney and Randy Gerber chased after him. The boy either fell or jumped off a cliff

@r93, "ok, manslaughter, then. "

The kid isn't dead. You can't charge someone with manslaughter if no one is dead 🤦‍♂️

This stupid rumor has been repeated so many times that it's taken on a life of its own. It originated with Entertainment Lawyer so it has no credibility.

Show one credible source for it.

Entertainment Lawyer is just fanfic for QAnon/MAGA types

^ At the time there were many stories about the incident the only thing left that I could find was the thing @r10. His people did a good scrubbing job on the internet.

I don't know if the story is true or not, but there was sure a lot of speculation at the time. Even the Daily Fail's numerous stories seemed to have disappeared

DL has dozens of threads on the subject

There was nothing to scrub since those "stories" didn't exist

That teen boy stuff is all Qanonsense. There are different versions of it including one that's completely Dahmeresque. All from the sick minds of CDAN and fat hausfraus everywhere who miss their 5 hours of soap opera programming.

R4 and r5 two dumbasses with no medical degree.

Maybe all the whispered stories--the cliff, the Wahlberg--come about because the real man himself is so fake and boring, that people feel a need to justify his celebrity status via interesting fabulations. You aren't really a big fleshy A-list deal without a scandal, or a love-story, or something. People need to care enough to read about a star, negative or positive, and with Jorge there's just not a lot to go on.

@r99, They did exist whether you want them to or not

He needed a woman to make a man out of him, and I was the just dame to do it.

Here's one of the DL threads on the subject

He's very smug.

They're both smug..^^

Here's another...

I know a guy who not only did him but DATED him.

The regular references to Clooney as a ‘bachelor’ are weird. His first marriage seems to be written out of history.

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^ Story about the suspicious million dollar payouts to all his friends

Those guys in the picture are not the type who need an extra million.

Another blind...

R114, under the headline it says: source crazydaysandnights

When he married Anal Alimony, people were like...

^ I thought they were like....

I believe that Clooney and Gerber harmed the boy…I just do. And comparing those of us who do believe it to QAnon Stan’s are just trolls trying to deflect and gaslight people. Clooney is a rapist and a creep. I hope that one day he and Gerber get whatever is coming to them.

R118, you're calling him a rapist based on...nothing.

Pure pizzagate

Here's why I don't like Clooney: he's a proselytizing cunt who has the power and medium to "show not tell" his political message, but refuses to. He has deluded himself into thinking he is a politician and not an entertainer and has hurt the Democratic Party 100%, whether you choose to believe it or not.

He could have spent this time making movies that changed hillbilly minds (the people he comes from) to see the light. Instead, he sold Nespresso.

Clooney can’t change any hillbilly minds. He’s one of the ‘elite’ that they despise. Besides, Dinesh D’Souza already has them brainwashed. And I agree, this is the only place I see gay rumors about Clooney. I would love to see something concrete.

Something concrete...

" this is the only place I see gay rumors about Clooney"

Idle gossip and pointless bitchery is in our charter. It's who we are

I googled "George Clooney gay" and I got 7,430,000 returns... It's not just us

I honestly don’t recall anyone saying their marriage wouldn’t last. People were so shocked he got married after declaring he never would so people took it seriously when he ended up getting married and having kids at 50. What he’s saying is a reflection of what he thought, not the public opinion.

The only thing I’ll say is they flopped as an It Couple, maybe that’s what he’s subconsciously getting at. He’s apart of Hollywood no one gives a shit about anymore, that’s why he’s making movies with Julia Roberts, another has been.

It’s not 2001 anymore.

I remember they tried to make his wife into a fashion icon and she wore gloves to some award show and she looked so stupid and they tried to get it in fashion and it failed.

I never realized how ugly opera gloves look. She looked silly.

Yeah, no.

Speaking of pathetic closet cases like DiNasty the Queen of Hanover

Lol, 8 years isn't shit. I guess for Hollywood it is though. He's fake as hell,especially when he was doing all of that Rat Pack bullshit, with Brad Pitt and the others. He's a jerk.

R23 Are you referring to me?

I think the most tiresome thing about these threads is that Davida always posts about how Clooney "threw a twink off a cliff and almost killed him and everyone in Italy knows this" and then someone always immediately comes along to say "wait, is this true?"

The original version of the teen boy rumor had elements that sounded a lot like that old "American Dad" episode with Clooney living in a big house near a cliff that Stan almost falls off of. The rumor was started by Davida in 2014, and some parts of it were already in her weird little mind back when she posted this thread on DL.

A few days later, Blind Gossip had an entry called "Engaged Actor Has A Boyfriend" which is linked in the below thread, and which almost certainly came from DL and/or Davida.

Isn’t the magic number 10 years for these types if relationships? Don’t you reach next past- prenup level at that point? So we are seeing their climax now. Prepare for the denouement over the next two years - cracks in the marriage, wanting different things from respective futures, leading public separate lives, the distance is too much, they are at different stages in their lives, etc….

If Amal plays her cards right, as she has so far, she’ll get a favorable edit that will propel her into the next more public stage of her career. Clooney will get ti retire into dotage in Italy with a male companion. He’ll just be the Cad who gave marriage the old college try. “We’re still friends, but marriage is just not for me.”

The oldest reference to the cliff rumor I could find was Enty in 2016, but I think it was around earlier than that. You can also see a photo of Clooney's villa in the thread and there is no cliff nearby.

How does he have any money left for all their grand estates? Does tequila bring that much profit? Does being an international human rights superstar global humanitarian… barrister bring in millions? Good for them, if they still have any money.

These two are so 2000s, with their buddies Elton John and Cindy Crawford. They’re old.

@r133, "You can also see a photo of Clooney's villa in the thread and there is no cliff nearby. "

😂 Yep, no one could possible get hurt going off the edge here

R113..Right?! Give a million to people who really need it. This is a NDA to cover something up?

There's no cliff by his house. The blind says a teen escaped after one of Clooney's friends decided to "take a turn with him" and things got bad, then fell down a cliff and was found at the bottom, naked and near death. If someone tumbled off the wall or down those stairs, they'd be in the water.

^ After bouncing off the rocks at the base of that 30' stone wall

You don't understand the more you push to make people believe there's "no cliff" the more their eyes tell them that YOU are gaslighting US for reasons only known to you

I know human rights lawyers. They are extremely cautious about what they buy, what they drive, and especially- what they wear. Because fashion production can involve a lot of human rights abuses.

I've never heard of a human rights lawyer fashionista. It's almost an oxymoron. They are charlatans.

@r136, This is the thing about George Clooney, there are so many little mysteries and dead ends of unexplained WTFs that you start to think, "What's going on with this guy?"

#1 is how did the world's most eligible bachelor end up with Flicka the Arabian Mare?

The picture you posted is of a boat ramp behind the house. If there was a teenager who fell naked off a boat ramp and almost died, and if it's been reported in Italy as you guys claim, then prove it. Post something besides the old Enty item or the Foxella website that just repeats CDAN, who was just repeating Enty.

^ That's the thing, there are a lot of mysteries surrounding George Clooney that can't be proven or understood. Why is his life shrouded in controversy? But, don't try to convince us there's no cliff by George Clooney's villa when there is a shear 30 foot drop to the rocky shore below 50 feet from his house

Someone making up a story about Clooney isn't a "mystery that can't be proven." It's a story that someone made up.

The area you're talking about is covered in pretty dense shrubbery and has two fences to prevent falling off, and it's a boat ramp, and if someone fell off of it, they would be in the water, not the bottom of a cliff.

^ That's a good picture... A naked teenage boy runs out the back of the house, looks for cover in those bushes, hears Clooney and Gerber approaching, panics, jumps the fence and bounces all the way down that wall hitting the rocky shore below...

He's now a very wealthy cripple and George gives all his guests a million dollars each to take his secret to the grave

Clooney is an ephebophile. So is his fuck buddy Gerber.

There's an old saying in Hollywood that I'm sure Clooney knows well, "Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy" 😏

You ever notice these gross Qanon stories are all about beloved "leftist" actors who could easily become the next Ronald Reagan if they wanted to?

^ These stories about Clooney were around long before Q-Nuts, but otherwise I would agree with you

Something is off with this guy. Don't know if he really is sadistic maniac, which is in fact common in these sexually confused self loathing freaks.

Don't know if he is gay, but I remember when he said jokingly that he was not "boob man". If there is one thing that tells that there is something wrong with straight guy sexually it is not liking boobs. As with a gay man not liking cock.

[quote] If there is one thing that tells that there is something wrong with straight guy sexually it is not liking boobs.

Ah, discourse.

Somehow I don't picture either one of them being either gay or straight. I picture them both staring lovingly into mirrors, marveling at what they see

Kiddy diddler…short eyes.

[quote]Isn’t the magic number 10 years for these types if relationships?

R132 After a long history of serial beards that fooled no one. Did Canalis not get a big enough payout?

When you are rich enough to live separate lives from your spouse time together doesn’t really matter.

Pederast. Masher. Molester of youth.

He's never once given any hint of molestyness. Unless you're a crazy rightwing douchebag.

A Gayle King update on the status of their relationship

Diddler. George Diddler.

I love 💕 that he got Anal in the end

Are people from his PR team lurking here and attempting to throw red herrings about? It wouldn’t surprise me. They won’t be changing my mind anytime soon. Clooney is a straight up creep.

@r157, "George And Amal Clooney Say They Never Argue "

People who are indifferent toward each other rarely do

R150 Lough all you want, but there is something wrong with straight men who says he is not into tits.

The creepy stalker Clooney hater(s) are the same people who hate stalk Harry and Meghan and accuse them of shit that's not true. They also have some very weird belief that pr interns are spread across continents toiling away on the web. They watch too much tv.

Because of Anal's vanity and age there was doubt that she actually gave birth to their rugrats. Clooney would have required a vasectomy reversal or sperm aspiration if they did IVF. This puff piece makes it look like the pregnancy was a huge surprise.

[quote]Clooney, at age 56, says of his reaction to the birth: “It was wild. You know, everything is conceptual until it’s real.

"Conceptual?" Seriously? haha

Sorry buddy at r163, I’m a progressive liberal and am definitely team Harry and Meghan. I just don’t believe that Clooney is innocent. He’s a smug arrogant limousine liberal that we don’t need.

And a kiddie diddler.

Did i mention politics R165? You have zero proof for any of your beliefs.

Diddler of kiddies r166.

Pedo, meet phile.

Perv, meet ert.

Has, meet light.

@r164, That's another one of those Clooney mysteries I just don't get. Why the fake pregnancy? Couples go the IVF route all the time. Why lie about it?

Amal is 6 months pregnant with twins here.... Yeah right 🙄

Regardless of whether he's gay or not (he is) she's such a fucking rich bitch and media whore which totally explains why she'd agree to the fake marriage. She reminds me of Melania.

R165 claims to be a liar but believes pizzagate/Qanon lies. Sure, Jan!

The ladies of DL are very cra cra…

HISS!!!

He is GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!

I just know he is!! You can tell!!

She is a beard!!!

HISSSS!!!!

^ Now you're getting the hang of how things work around here 👍

Whether you think he's gay or not or in a showmance or not....

It's fucking evil to go on and on about how someone is a "pedo" with zero evidence aside from Q-loon blind items

They have The Best PR in the biz. Anytime the 'G' word shows up about Georgie Porgie, Bots show up with full receipts for this Fabulous Hetero couple..As if.

Lavender Marriage is as old as time itself.

George had to meet the love of his life, the woman he waited all those years for, to marry. Especially after that hottie Italian beard said he was like a father to her. And WAY too many ??s about dead boy in Italy.

You thought Mama Kardashian is the ultimate Momager? She is small spuds compared to Anal's mommy & family. George is in way over his head with them. He will be so poor if he doesn't play along. Couldn't happen to a nicer pedophile, twink killer.

Again, there are some characters posting on Quora. The rumor there is that the twins are actually the birth children of Amal's sister and brother-in-law. They are not Clooney's family at all. I'm sure he would have adopted them all with intentions of permanently being around for them though.

R157, and an attorney who never argues!?! With their blowhard proselytizing uneducated spouse?!

This is a farce.

Gourmand of young male flesh.

Lover of laddies.

Boffer of boys.

Torturer of teens.

Emperor of Ephebophilia.

R157 this tells me they are not in a real relationship. Real couples argue and those two have no concept of what makes a real marriage. Definitely bearding.

Do you believe that Anal sucks old and dry Clooney's dick?

Amal is the kind of ugly rich girl who never sucks dick. Hence being single at 36.

[quote]there are some characters posting on Quora. The rumor there is that the twins are actually the birth children of Amal's sister and brother-in-law.

Fucking Quora?! People are quoting anonymous posts on QUORA and passing it off as real gossip? Unbefuckinglievable.

Clooney may also have ED and not fuck as much anymore.

^ I'm older than Clooney and I'm still pretty horny. If I had the looks, money and access he does I'd be fucking my brains out 😜

R181 amal is probably a lezzy

These two are DL’s least favourite Clooneys😔

^ Since when don't we like Rosemary Clooney? The woman stuck a diamond brooch to her fat ass and made it work... She should be canonized

Remember when Miley of all people serenaded Jorge at his AFI tribute?

She did ‘Man Of Constant Sorrow’ and was actually really good. High-concept Hellbilly Lesbiancore.

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So he thinks he can claim his marriage has lasted a long time, when he's only been married eight years? That's pretty funny.

There are in fact cliffs around his place, see above. Rande captioned the photo "have each other's back's, next time no cliffs". Quite brazen and hiding in plain sight.

The story has nothing to do with Qanon. The drunken accident happened in 2013 and Q didn't even come into existence until 2017. His PR uses Q as a deflection. Happened in 2013 and his Crisis Management Team immediately hired him the beard in 2013 and started splashing her all over the media as damage control. The very public 2014 wedding paraded through the streets of Venice to reinforce the notion he is straight, also damage control.

The beard come from an arms dealing family. Big Hamas supporters. Her uncle is Ziad Takieddine and I believe is not allowed back in the UK. The beard was just a junior entertainment lawyer. Her human rights lawyer BRAND was created by his PR. His PR touts her as a world-renowned human rights lawyer and the media just parrots it without any fact checking. Her UN speaking engagements and Time magazine award are paid for by his PR just like Harry and Meghan's. No expertise or accomplishments required.

The very public 1M payoff to his buddies was also a dog whistle to anyone thinking of ratting him out to the tabloids for a big payday. George had a big suitcase full of money for them too if they kept quiet.

The power imbalance between a wealthy, famous 52 year old and a 16 year old working class kid is staggering. No one should be defending this creep.

In the words of William Shakespeare: "One may smile, and smile, and be a villain."

^^^^old poo shoes herself. 🤣

The word in Italy is that something untoward happened involving Clooney in 2013.

Don’t have the details, but would not easily dismiss the story that posters are discussing here.

The “quick” publicized marriage with Amal (who comes from a shady background herself), the $$$$$$$$$ handouts, the bizarre Gerber-Clooney connection and the MASSIVE Clooney PR machine all lead to concerns.

Even before the 2013 event, Clooney’s gaydar wasn’t all that great, and he hit upon some men (one I know of in particular) who was/were offended by his advances.... make of that what you will.

Poo, honey, you were spouting off this same bullshit back when they started dating. If I recall you were kicked off of several sites for it too.

You totally just outed yourself as one of the Meghan hating lunatics too. Not everyone you encounter online telling you you're crazy is a pr firm employee.

Is The Clooney Foundation a money laundering front for Amal's arms dealing family? He owes her since she provides him a cover.

Is the "Sachs" guy they honored at the awards extravaganza related to the "Sachs" from Sunshine Sachs? Supposedly George used Sunshine Sachs ruthless Fixers to clean up his mess in Italy.

What happened between George, Rande and Harry Styles? Supposedly George and Rande were fighting over Harry a few years ago and even didn't speak to each other for a while over it. Who won?

^^^^😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

They said the same thing about the Lunts! And Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester! Guess who had the last laugh there!

[quote]The drunken accident happened in 2013 and Q didn't even come into existence until 2017.

QAnon is an extension of the far-right conspiracy theories that were already popping up regularly, first in the 1990s with the "New World Order" conspiracies and alt-right talk radio, then in the 2000s with the Tea Party. Many of the Q conspiracies are actually WWI-era antisemitic tales that have been lightly repackaged.

Clooney was one of the celebrities regularly targeted by these attacks back in the 2000s, along with Oprah and others, because they were openly Democrats and liberals. There were some conspiracies about Clooney and his trip to Sudan and his visit with Obama afterwards, for example, and you can still see mentions of it in Q groups today, even though Q wasn't technically around back then.

Protesting that none of this has anything to do with QAnon because it happened before 2017 just won't fly, I'm afraid.

So cringe on Colbert.

I don't believe the rumor because of its source and those who propagate it, BUT I will admit that 1 million $ gift to friends is very weird. Who does something like that publicly? A true, humble friend would do it privately.

The more that his defenders try to deflect and dismiss, the more I believe that he’s what people are accusing him of…and as I’ve said, I’m to the left. There’s plenty of people on the left who are shady. Not as much as the right, but they exist, particularly amongst the 1%.

Fuck George Clooney and his defenders.

@r191 From the Daily Fail...

"Rande wrote: 'Happy Birthday to my friend George who always has my back and I can count on if I fall. Maybe next time we don’t choose a cliff off the coast of Italy.'"

Takes guts, Rande, even if it weren't true these guys are well aware of the rumors and to troll the world like that takes chutzpah

There sure is a lot of bitter unhappy losers on this thread. I guess if I was old balding single & isolated as a gay man I'd be unhappy too. Which as a young man, I've made sure I don't end up that way.

George & Amal are successful they have two young children & are Billionaire adjacent. I fairly sure they give zero fucks what bunch of abscure souls on a trashy site like this think about the two if them.

Good day Queens!

^ Please don't come back. I don't know why you would even come to a site where "Gossip and pointless bitchery" is the brand, but here you are thinking you have the right to admonish the rest of us for not worshiping at the alter of George Clooney

Go and take that big stick up your ass with you

R198 Don't know if the story about Cloonry is real, but almost all Hollywood stars are Democrat supporters, yet I have never heard silly conspiracy thoeries involving Qanon, lizard people etc being after them.

Barbra Straisend collected big donations for Dems, yet nobody accused her of being sadistic maniac.

Are there any actors or singers there are persistent gay rumors about who turn out to be 100% straight? It seems like they all either come out eventually or are outed, somehow.

R194 the only crazy one here is you, I have not read a word of hate for Meghan in the post of person posting about the rumours about 16 yo boy fallen from cliff near Cloonry's house. Some of you fraus get too emotional about royals or celebrities you have never met in your life.

Again, I have no idea what is the truth about Clooney, it could all be vicious gossip, but can't put my hand in fire to defend him, cause I don't know the guy. You naive shallow fraus think you know someone because you've seen him on TV.

^ Don't you know Fraus have a 6th sense about people? All they have to do is look at someone to know every little detail about their life. Yep, if it's a handsome leading man it's all good, if it's a biracial lady "straight out of Compton" it's all bad 🙄

George is 61 years old. I doubt he is laughing. Because there's nothing funny about that.

^ 😂 What's wrong with being 61? He could still get just about any man or women he wanted. Do they start taking away his $500 million now that he's over 60?

Just leave the teenage boys alone and find yourself a young looking rentboy to fulfill your dungeon fantasies 😠

If Rande (Jesus, that name) posted that in jest as happy birthday wishes, they clearly care quite a lot about ridiculous internet gossip. Millions be damned.

Pathetic charlatan hillbillies.

R14 He looks better than 99.9% of 61 year olds Where the fuck do you live?

Honestly, I liked George better when we went out there & sold whatever he was selling, but kept his private life private. I personally think his marriage is fake, fake, fake, but at the heart of it, I really don't care about his marriage and the fact that they hang off each other in public instead of showing that comfort that long time married couples have (think Wills & Kate), reinforces that perception. And, if there's anyone to go to when peddling bullshit, it's DL non-favorite Gayle King!

The courts consider eight years a short marriage.

[quote]The rumor there is that the twins are actually the birth children of Amal's sister and brother-in-law.

R176 Hmm, I wonder what it costs to buy a pair of twins off your in-laws, in addition to their silence? What happens when the kids grow up and start asking questions like, "Are you my mother or my aunt?" or "Are you my father or my bartender?"

Wonder how often they even speak to each other? Or are even in the same room? She's his cover. He's the washing machine for her family's filthy lucre. Georgie better stick to the script.

At one time Clooney proclaimed that he would never get married again then he married Amal.

Guess I'm the only one who thinks it's a real marriage.

^ Your paycheck is in the mail.

^ Thanks?

Amal's sister Tala had extra eggs frozen. Hence the Clooney twins. Compare pictures of Alexander Clooney with Tala's 2nd husband. Everything was Amal's mothers' decision.

[quote]Barbra Straisend collected big donations for Dems, yet nobody accused her of being sadistic maniac.

Straisend?

If you're saying there are no QAnon rumors about Streisand, you're wrong. She's mentioned regularly because of her friendship with the Clintons and the fundraisers she's had, and gets brought up with Epstein a lot, mainly because she's also Jewish and that's how the QAnon stuff goes.

You are not very bright R222? Cause it is not the same if someone says that you are in a bad company like they did with Barbra or if someone accuses you of being a rapist and murderer of underage kids.

^ I'm still confused, who was murdered?

[Quote]There sure is a lot of bitter unhappy losers on this thread. I guess if I was old balding single & isolated as a gay man I'd be unhappy too. Which as a young man, I've made sure I don't end up that way.

You sound like an old scold

Blinds usually aren't as long and detailed as the one about GC. Obviously, someone called in a tip and got some cash. Likely one of the kid's close friends. If your friend never came back to school or work, you would go looking for them. Imagine your shock at what you find especially if the victim had bragged beforehand about who they were spending time with.

Has Clooney hired bots to infect this thread?

^ He does have his rabid fans 🙄

Or, you know, these stories are fucking stupid and DL's resident shit shoes is Libby to George Clooney's Russel Crowe. It's all just nutty.

That Lebanese gangsta bitch has so much shit on him

That Lebanese gangsta bitch sure has some shit on him

I didn't know she was Lesbanese?

^ Why do you think she looks like Danny Thomas?

Amal obviously does the pot scrubbing n that relationship

R234, What do you mean by "pot scrubbing" in a relationship? She's very distracting on camera, constantly playing with her hair rather than listening intently to "her husband."

^ The gloves 🙄

She's hiding track marks.

Go ahead. Hate me. I think they are a happy couple. Not perfect at all but I respect that they don't pimp out their kids on social media like the Baldwins. Hope they have a nice life.

R238 tabloid reading frau.

If she is a lesbian, I wish she'd stop by my place!

I usually poke fun at Amal but she certainly brings the glamour here.

she looks very manly in OP's picture

She fucking lives for glamour. That's probably why she accepted the deal with Georgie Girl.