Armie Hammer's insane monster-wife orchestrated the whole cannibal scandal to get her hands on the Hammer fortune!

The promise of all that money from baking soda was too much for her to resist!

Rumors are floating that she hijacked his social media accounts and messaged the women all the cannibal stuff. He’s got a twisted sense of humor and is allegedly a big forgetful alcoholic and BDSM rough in the bedroom, so she thought it would be believable.

A woman scorned knows no bounds

Holy fuck!

Already a thread that's been going for a few days now.

Did she also make him an uninteresting and wooden actor, or was that his own choice?

R1 She probably actually thinks that's where his family fortune comes from.

In most states, this sort of chicanery would count against her in the divorce settlement. But it's California, where the divorce laws seem to accept a wider variety of spousal bullshit amongst rich weirdos. She'll still get a hefty settlement.

R6👍

Elizabeth is truly crazy if she thought none of this would ever get out. Armie played the long game of keeping his mouth shut and letting all of this implode on its own with all these unhinged bitches.

[quote]Armie Hammer's insane monster-wife orchestrated the whole cannibal scandal to get her hands on the Hammer fortune!

Except the article doesn't say that at all

[quote]Armie played the long game of keeping his mouth shut and letting all of this implode on its own with all these unhinged bitches.

And now he can sue for damages.

Weren’t job opportunities with measurable payouts lost because of the wife’s stunts?

Armie's publicist is all over DL today!

Stop trying to resurrect this mediocre actor's mediocre career.

Skank No. 1 Whoretney submitted a picture of a bite mark to Discovery and it made it into the series. Oops, turned out it was from Pinterest. Now she’s like “well, I thought it was my body????!!???!” These whores have no shame, but the thing is he’ll be notorious forever for this. It’ll always be an interesting story, his rise and fall and potential resurgence, but what will these skanks be known for? They won’t be and no one will remember their names. This is the last few of their 15 minutes of fame, then within a year they’ll be plunged back to obscurity.

R5 Hm, thanks, That never showed up in my feed. I'll do a search before starting a thread in the future.

I wonder if Armie has any legal case he can pursue against Chambers and Effie for ruining his career?

I think there are some gray areas here as well though. Elizabeth was a money hungry dumbass, no doubt, but unless there is evidence that she conspired with any or all of these women to actually make up the allegations against him, then right now she is just the typical jilted ex-wife who tried to ruin her husband. But as far as we know, Effie accused him of rape all on her own, and *then* Liz jumped in to get her to press charges. And we don’t know the extent, if any, of her involvement with Courtney and Paige. So far we know she leaked some shit to the press and pressured Effie to come forward legally. This looks bad for her but I think it stills falls short off being able to sue her or charge her with anything.

This thread reads like propaganda. The article doesn't say any of that sort.

Redeemed!! I always knew my Armmie Hammer was basically a decent guy, I'm not saying he's a boy scout, he's a flawed human being like the rest of us, but he is no monster. He was set up and smeared... I still love you Armmie Hammer, you remain my Tall goodlooking beautiful man, the star of all my fantasies, there is No equal. :-)

Women are truly evil cunts. I feel sorry for Harry and Armie.

R16 Oracle what is in the cards for AH?

Suck it, bitches!

Ah, DLers sticking up for the homophobe who thought it'd be hilarious to send his assistant to the airport to pick up his friend, holding up a sign saying "faggot"

R21 that’s what he calls his male cum dumps…

Release Armand from the Château d’Ilf!

Whether these accusations are real or fabricated, his behavior and activities SINCE then mark him as unstable and almost as twisted as the original cannibal scandal make him seem.

R24 these cunts are unstable too. A bunch of Lexapro loons with deranged visions of uber wealth and perfect Christmas cards, by any means necessary. They’re a bunch of Annie Wilkes who do anal.

Armie Whores: YOU! YOU DIRTY BIRD, HOW COULD YOU!

Reality: What?

Armie Whores: He can't be un-persecuted, ARMIE HAMMER CANNOT BE NOT A PREDATOR!

Reality: Armie Whore, sometimes after relationships, women don't tell the truth. But Armie’s SPIRIT is still alive, we shouldn't forget that.

Armie Whores: I DON'T WANT HIS SPIRIT! I WANT HIM DESTROYED, AND YOU DID NOT PERSECUTE HIM!

Reality: No I didn't.

Armie Whores: WHO DID?

Reality: He just came back, slipped back!

Armie Whores: SLIPPED BACK! NO, YOU DID NOT PERSECUTE MY ARMIE!

R24 You're nuts. What are you talking about? He's kept his head low, went to rehab, kicked the drugs, booze and whores habit, and worked at a resort like a responsible father.

He's been quiet and humble. I can't imagine any other celebrity of his previous status who would actually go work at a regular job after his career got tanked by bad actors.

He’s a Succubus magnet. It happens to some men.

[quote][R24] You're nuts. What are you talking about? He's kept his head low, went to rehab, kicked the drugs, booze and whores habit, and worked at a resort like a responsible father...He's been quiet and humble. I can't imagine any other celebrity of his previous status who would actually go work at a regular job after his career got tanked by bad actors.

Well, I guess we've found a nutty Hammer stan...

I can believe all of this.

ALL.

R24, yes, I'm a fan of Armie and I think it's awful what was done to him. This whole story is crazy, so I've followed it with interest since the beginning. His accusers have proven themselves to be sketchy liars and he has handled himself with dignity during this whole ordeal, which has made me even more of a fan of the man.

It’s a Hammer eat Hammer world.

Who is this guy, and haven’t I fucked him?

He's a guy who took money to promote Saudi Arabia

Who needs the Hammer fortune when you've got the Hammer dick?

#metoo CUNTS strike again.

This is why the movement is dead.

These rancid cunts can't be taken seriously.

Always out to get men. And when they have no proof, they conspire and make things up.

Then they cry, and they cry, and they say "But I'm a woman! I'm a victim." And everyone feels sorry for them.

Not me. I see right through these evil CUNTS.

I hope she dies.

Armie, my man, my mouth has itself set on your feet and cock. Plus I eat ass like it’s food and I’m starving to death.

Good Lord. We’re going to need a docuseries sequel - Hammer vs. Hammer.

I hope that Armie sues her into oblivion.

Then he needs to sue everyone involved in "House of Hammer" for ruining his reputation.

Armie can make millions by destroying these CUNTS who tried to destroy him.

Men need to take back our power, and fight the SJW/WOKE/#metoo cunts who are fucking EVIL.

Finally, we can lust after Armie out in the open again.

Truth always prevails.

I'm going to celebrate by watching CMBYN.

Nothing like completely ruining someone's entire life, and the world believing at all. Wow.

Women are fucking evil.

Just... evil.

Thank god I'm gay.

I have nothing to do with them. EVER.

And it feels so good.

R42 grow up.

Women are evil. I’d much rather a punch, than the decades of slow mental abuse that women dish out. Never satisfied, inferior creatures.

R39 Absolutely.

[quote]these cunts are unstable too.

Unstable women are attracted to unstable men? SHOCKING!

[quote] he has handled himself with dignity during this whole ordeal

Makes one wonder what happens when he doesn't handle himself with dignity

Who among us would not accuse a man of abuse and cannibalism in order to sink our hooks into a great fortune?

She's INNOCENT. Just another practical joke.

He's still a pervy douchebag.

^^ #metoo frau alert.

R47 Oh no, he cut his hair! He makes funny faces! Mommy!

R50 No he's not. He's a hot piece, a creative lover, and he has really poor taste in women.

His wife, on the other hand, is a true monster. Those poor kids.

Lock this bitch up.

She committed a fucking crime.

r54

Her behavior does NOT justify that hideous chest tattoo he recently got.