Is Romeo Beckham morphing into Chris Brown?

So, he wants to be a black man. At least he doesn't want to be a girl

what a creepy creepette.....he's no Rocco Richie

You can bet he speaks with a Jafaican accent just like all the coooul kids fram Eaas Lahhndauun innit!

[quote] You can bet he speaks with a Jafaican accent

I bet.

Classic closet overcompensation!

Will he be-at the Super Bowl halftime show?

Beck how?

He looks nothing like the siblings.

I would suck every drop out of Romeo's cock, and then eat his skinny ass for good measure.

Is that so wrong?

No, Harvey, it isn’t.

Victoria hopped the fence.

First Michael Jackson wanting to be a white woman, now this...

R13, does that mean that he has a touch of the tar brush?

Wait a minute. He IS black. But he looks just like both of them.

He looks like Victoria and someone else.

You people are insane.

He is quite white.

Goldenballs ain't worried if that spare one's his, anyhow, as he's got two other slightly more strapping boys that clearly are of his seed (especially the youngest one who looks the spit of him) plus a daughter who's the apple of his eye over all the lads.

Looks like his mom.

But his looks are definitely changing as he gets older.

I think the father is a model.

He definitely looks mixed to me.

Hiz Dad's still reallay fit yennow, even if he is getting on a bit. Om havin' a bit of that.

I thought OP was making a sassy joke, but he's right. That's Chris Brown.

[quote]Is Romeo Beckham morphing into Chris Brown?

Not unless he has a disgusting pencil dick like Brown has.

Will he too beat his girlfriend?

[quote] Will he too beat his girlfriend?

Or his boyfriend?

I don't think Romeo has a girlfriend.

He just has a tan and his mother's original nose.

So when is he going to be canceled like Rachel Dolezal?

R29, you know most DLers don't understand the concept of tanning.

Oh no, he’s got the tattoo disease like his dad and older brother.

Stop the madness, Romeo!

May we sell young Romes to an Emir? Perhaps with the incentive of a cheeky knighthood for Dad?

Our national Treasury is rather poorly at the mo, chappers...

He does kinda sorta look like he could be part black and so did pre-nose job Victoria. I would not be shocked if Victoria had some Jamaican or Antiguan in her. Plenty of West Indians in The UK even back then. I think he looks better than Chris Brown who's looks were always overrated to me. That said, he's white and having a wide nose and big lips doesn't make him nonwhite but I don't think those are stereotypical English features. David Beckham has a stereotypical English face (sharp nose, thin lips, deep set eyes and long head).

He does. Look like Chris Brown. If I'd saw the photo without the context, I would have said its Chris Brown.

Some white guys have big lips like Marlon Brando, Farley Granger and Ryan Phillippe. That or Victoria is really white-passing and fooled us all along.

Victoria had a thick curvy body, a wide nose and big lips which anorexia and rhinoplasty got rid of it. She looks like a light-skinned black girl or Puerto Rican/Dominican in these pics. Romeo simply inherited her original face.

R1 def Chris Brown

DL needs a new series, DogFace Threads

If he's gay, I am jealous of those guys who get to kiss him and have blowjobs from those beautiful lips.

He looks like a chav.

Young Victoria looks very Nuyorican

David and Victoria and Jay-Z and Beyonce are the two celebrity couples with the biggest attractiveness gaps. Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain were another and Frances Bean even got surgery to look more like her father.

R41 true dat. Don’t forget Kylie and that OG. Whereas Kourtney and that corpse are perfectly matched in the looks department, both startlingly unattractive.

Looking a bit like a DeBarge brother here.

He looks good in this photoshoot

The little moustache must GO.

I think Victoria has a secret.

Now how does a sibling get so tall and so thin when the other siblings (including the parents) are short and stout?

To the posters above racebaiting—have you considered that there could be significant ‘Black’ Irish or Welsh in Victoria & Romeo? I.e. the genes from native Iberians mixed with Spanish/Moorish settlers & pirates of old that make some of the more Celtic Brits look dark and voluptuous and tanned.

There’s two obvious phenotypes of ‘Celtic’ left, and that’s a major one. The other of course is the ruddy-faced, red /gold haired and hirsute, paper-skinned freckly type, the ‘Viking’ or ‘Leprechaun’.

Both are distinct from the stereotypical Anglo-Saxon look (or ‘WASPy’ as Americans would probably see it), with the pinched thin and fair features as you find on someone like the late David Bowie.

@r47, Genetics are an interesting lot, my ex was 6' tall, his mother was 5'1" and his dad was 5'6". It happens

He has a very long neck.

It doesn’t “happen”.

Romeo look nothing like any of them, except Victoria in the face.

@r51, Yes, it does "happen"

[QUOTE] He has a very long neck.

And I wanna kiss all over it.

The pudgy little Beckham girl looks like her aunts. Genetics are tricky

[quote]@[R51], Yes, it does "happen"

Not like that.

The girl has Victoria’s body. David is also a pudge.

Victoria has an extreme eating disorder.

Dad looks like the Guy Fawkes V for Vendetta mask and the rest of them are fucking uggos.

The Beckham kids are all useless. Hope none of them happen.

@r56, What is wrong with you? Are you some kind of fake geneticist?

No need for “@“. Learn to quote, troll.

Genetics are weird. My daughter has dark olive skin, dark hair & dark grey eyes. Her sister is white blonde, blue eyed & very fair skinned. They don’t look remotely like sisters. But I assure they are! Their great-grandad was half Spanish, that’s the only place we can assume the dark olive skin has come from!

Brooklyn has always looked different to his siblings. He got the good genes. The others got an unfortunate combination of mum & dad.

R48 lol. No Celtic people ever look naturally tanned. Yes some have very dark hair but that is paired with very pale skin and blue or green eyes.

And just like that the asshole @ r61 disappeared forever... *POOF*

R62, Brooklyn looks like both parents and both siblings. Not Romeo. None of them look even remotely close Romeo.

R48 Why is bad if they are possibly part black or Asian or Middle Easterner? It's not "racebaiting." Many people probably have admixture running in their veins that they don't know about. And there are African-Americans, Hispanics and West Indians who are heavily admixed very much can look like Victoria and Romeo and still identify as black.

Romeo’s father is black, or Hispanic, R66. That’s it.

R44 that photo shoot is terrible. I got to the third photo and legit laughed out loud. He looks like a little deer or something. Bad haircut, terrible mustache, same face in every shot.

The face and body aren’t bad, but if he wasn’t a Beckham, he wouldn’t be a model. Well, maybe for Kohls.

I don't think any of them are strong model material but Victoria will keep pushing her sons in fashion just out of vanity. Romeo should be an R&B singer or try to bring back new jack swing. He seems to want to look like one from the early 90s with that pencil mustache and short cut and sleeveless shirt in that GQ photoshoot. He looks like a bootleg Al B Sure

R55 as a woman, I closely resemble two of my paternal uncles (my dad has several siblings, long hillbilly story). My sister however looks like my maternal grandmother. Neither of us look much like each other, and are often mistaken for unrelated friends or for cousins rather than siblings.

Idk whence came the odd idea in this thread that siblings must favour one another at all times. Rarely do siblings who aren't twins look all that alike.

Victoria is not skinny by genes. She is skinny by disorder.

David wasn't much a model either. He was just a sex object that got nude a lot and gay photographers and fashion designers loved his ass. Unfortunately he is a traitor due to his support of Qatar and their anti-gay regime. Being a footballer, he can get all the dick he wants there, no problem but normal gays are arrested, deported and possibly killed.

Gaybaiters are never pro-gay. Ever.

Romeo Beckham is white. He just seems to be doing a Jessy from Little Mix. Slapping on the fake tan & dressing like he’s a black rapper.

I love how Ariana Grande gets flack for "blackfishing" yet nobody cares about Romeo Beckham (which says how famous he is). I think Victoria tries to manufacture controversies too to get her sons attention. She had 16-year-old Cruz pose in slutty and provocative clothing and it got him attention and she was okay being accused of being sexually exploiting her son as long as it got in the tabloids. I'm sure Victoria was fine with Nicola Peltz shading her because Brooklyn is such a bland personality that any type of drama would get them attention. No such thing as negative publicity with this family. They are just like the Smith clan.

^everything the Beckhams do is straight out of the Manufacturing Engagement handbook. They wrote the foreword, in fact.

David & Victoria aren't intelligent in a learned sense, but they certainly are smart and savvy and cunning.

Remember back when Romeo was a Burberry model? He also played tennis. Cruz was a singer at one point. I am guessing when he voiced changed it all went to hell. They even signed him up with Scooter Braun. Brooklyn was just a boy with a girl's name.

The children of Hollywood actors and athletes are usually failures because they have no motivation. Their parents often come from working-class or middle-class homes and have the hunger for fame and success and work hard to achieve it and maintain what they earned. The children inherit wealth and their parents simply try to hand over a career to them. But the children didn't earn anything and have no sense of hard work or discipline to succeed in those careers. Acting, sports, singing and modeling all require single-minded focus and discipline. And since these celebrity kids are addicted to social media and fame, they lack the work ethic to actually improve and the wealth they inherited takes away any motivation.

Nepotism can't get you ahead in competitive sports at all, you genuinely need talent for that. And in Hollywood, music and modeling, you need to have some appeal to get contracts and sponsors. The audience has to be receptive to you or else it's dead-on-arrival. Nepotism and casting couch only opens doors but don't guaranteed any long-term success in any field. You still need to bring something to the table.

More importantly—SpiceWorld is 25!

Horrible comparison from OP. Romeo would know better than to step to Ri.

Chris Brown had talent which Romeo never did.

It's funny people blame Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears for "ruining" pop music in the late 90s but it was really the Spice Girl that helped usher in the revival of manufactured bubblegum pop. Spice Girls were like New Kids on the Block with their heavy cross-promotion, branding and merchandise and the public got sick of them.

Recent pictures.

R84 I love the comments, they're ripping him apart. Also he needs to stop with the tattoos.

Chris Brown certainly has a (3rd) leg up on him

He's cute as hell and looks just like his mom. Statistically, at least one of their sons should be gay; unfortunately Romeo is not and he has an average looking girlfriend. We wont be seeing his bussy anytime soon 😑

The daughter's giving major butch dyke vibes, so I think she's going to end up as the gay one.

[quote] Romeo’s father is black, or Hispanic, [R66]. That’s it.

No. He would look distinctively MORE Black if he were mixed race. His mother very obviously has some admixture other than Anglo-saxon. Every child is a different genetic expression of their parents. This one got some of the African/Indigneous/Mediterranean genes in the ancestry of one or both parents.

Wigga please.

These European young men with these big pouty lips. Every time I see one I want to cum all over their face right after I’ve turned their mouth ruby red from a good face fucking. Anyone else?

I live in Rome and I swear to god every fourth boy is at least this cute. They have thick curly hair that falls in their face, big eyes with full brows, perfect skin, full lips. They make me feel very old and very rapey. And for young men in this day and age, they are sweet - which means the humanity hasn’t left their eyes like so many American boys lost in video games.

R92 In the Northeast like New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, New Hampshire and Eastern Massachusetts you will find many young guys with Mediterranean and Levantine ancestry who are just as you described. Many born abroad or have parents who are fresh off the boat. The Americanized ones aren't the same though.

And how many of these young men are gay/bi, R92/R93?

R94 Honestly hard to say because they aren't that heavily Americanized. A lot of their mannerisms and fashion can be read as gay. Also they may have very Catholic or Muslim families that could vary on acceptance. I would say most of them are straight because most men are. But I noticed many have faceless or blank profiles on gay apps.