Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Which "Are You Being Served" Character Are You?

And which would you like to be?

by Anonymousreply 46October 25, 2022 3:08 PM

Mrs. Slocombe, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1September 23, 2022 3:29 PM

I'm her pussy.

by Anonymousreply 2September 23, 2022 3:45 PM

This should’ve been a poll.

by Anonymousreply 3September 23, 2022 4:08 PM

I'm Jug Ears, except I have hair and no jug ears

by Anonymousreply 4September 23, 2022 4:29 PM

All of youse am Mrs Slocombe

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2022 6:46 PM

Mr. Humphries, I adore his cheekiness.

by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2022 7:09 PM

I'm FREEEEE!

by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2022 11:18 PM

Are You Being Served reminds me so much of Bewitched and The Andy Griffith Show....wonderful in its first years, and then plagued with the worst replacement characters ever.

by Anonymousreply 8September 24, 2022 11:22 PM

Definitely Mrs. Slocombe

by Anonymousreply 9September 26, 2022 11:23 PM

True R8.once Mr Granger was give it went downhill. Mr Spooner was absurdly bad.

by Anonymousreply 10September 26, 2022 11:31 PM

True [R8]. Once Mr Granger was gone it went downhill. Mr Spooner terrible.

by Anonymousreply 11September 26, 2022 11:31 PM

I'm Miss Shirley Brahms, ya right buncha twats!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12September 26, 2022 11:36 PM

I’m Mr. Harmon. Full of goofy jokes and cheekiness.

by Anonymousreply 13September 26, 2022 11:43 PM

I am Young Mr. Grace, but with Brazilian rent boys as nurses and secretaries.

by Anonymousreply 14September 27, 2022 12:31 AM

Hyacinth, always

by Anonymousreply 15September 27, 2022 12:33 AM

Mrs. Slocombe was way better than Hyacinth.

by Anonymousreply 16September 27, 2022 12:37 AM

No matter who Dataloungers think they are, they are all Mr. Grace.

by Anonymousreply 17September 27, 2022 12:38 AM

fuck - wrong show

by Anonymousreply 18September 27, 2022 12:39 AM

YOUNG Mr. Grace, R17

by Anonymousreply 19September 27, 2022 12:39 AM

Mr Mash. Join the working class!

by Anonymousreply 20September 27, 2022 5:58 AM

Diana Yardswick, canteen manageress, and union memnber of NACERD.

by Anonymousreply 21September 27, 2022 6:22 AM

I'm Captain Peacock.

by Anonymousreply 22September 27, 2022 6:24 AM

We’re all the gay one.

by Anonymousreply 23September 27, 2022 6:26 AM

Mr. Humphries...duh

by Anonymousreply 24September 27, 2022 6:38 AM

Dataloungers are far more likely to be Mrs. Slocombe or Mr. Grainger than Mr. Humphries. As far as I can tell, Mr. Humphries was always cheerful and never bitter.

by Anonymousreply 25September 27, 2022 12:10 PM

We no none of youse gays are Tiddles

by Anonymousreply 26October 24, 2022 3:14 PM

Mrs. Slocombe's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 27October 24, 2022 3:16 PM

I'm Mrs. Axelby picking up sailors at the local.

by Anonymousreply 28October 24, 2022 3:33 PM

r27 = r26

by Anonymousreply 29October 24, 2022 3:36 PM

Mr. Spooner was ugly hot, with a nice trim, lean body and BDF for days.

by Anonymousreply 30October 24, 2022 3:39 PM

I'm Joanna Lumley guest starring as Miss French in the episode His and Hers — if you want to keep your chappie happy...

by Anonymousreply 31October 24, 2022 4:05 PM

I'm the bitter vinegary spinster Miss Featherstone, who is basically every DL poster.

by Anonymousreply 32October 24, 2022 4:18 PM

Truthfully I am the golf pro

by Anonymousreply 33October 24, 2022 4:54 PM

That's weird. I'm not R26.

by Anonymousreply 34October 24, 2022 5:04 PM

Mr Spooner could not ACT.

by Anonymousreply 35October 24, 2022 8:57 PM

I'm CORPORAL Peacock.

by Anonymousreply 36October 25, 2022 12:32 AM

R8: I was rather partial to Mr. Tebbs, I felt he was a good replacement for Granger. But yes, once the biscuit company the actor James Hayter did ads for paid him to get off the show because it clashed with their "high class" image of fancy biscuits, every replacement on the men's counter got worse and worse.

by Anonymousreply 37October 25, 2022 12:40 AM

I'm Mr Harmon, cheerful yet truculent, passive-aggressively using the power of the dread Union to lord it over Captain Peacock.

I stroll in, singing "Runnin' round the world, lookin' for the sunshine," and set up a mechanical demonstration model that will shortly break down in some unimaginably perverted way.

by Anonymousreply 38October 25, 2022 12:45 AM

I am Zombie Mr. Grainger.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 39October 25, 2022 12:56 AM

Or I am the sleeves that will ride up with wear.

by Anonymousreply 40October 25, 2022 1:01 AM

I am the ever changing rainbow of color in Mrs. Slocombe's hair.

by Anonymousreply 41October 25, 2022 1:04 AM

I was the custodian before Mr. Harmon. Much funnier and weirdly hot. (Mr. Mash, I think?)

by Anonymousreply 42October 25, 2022 1:11 AM

I am the lame, sexists, and misogynist jokes of Mr Lucas.

by Anonymousreply 43October 25, 2022 1:30 AM

I'm Joanna Lumley, aka Mrs. Jeremy Lloyd, co-creator of AYBS.

by Anonymousreply 44October 25, 2022 1:31 AM

I am the real Parkinson tremble of Young Mr Grace.

by Anonymousreply 45October 25, 2022 1:34 AM

I'm Captain Peacock chasing Rommel through the desert.

by Anonymousreply 46October 25, 2022 3:08 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!