The Real Bling Ring on Netflix

Probably the only time Audrina will ever be referred to as an a-list celebrity 😆 And i want to watch this but Perez is involved. His voice is so grating.

The most vapid, useless individuals ever caught on tape. And shame on Netflix for giving them a platform (which is clearly exactly what they're after). Disgusting. Zap them all in the electric chair including that sickening mother.

Nick needs to leave those porkpie hats and infinity scarves back in the mid-aughts where they belong.

I think Alexis is the only one who got her shit together. Aside from the whole lesbian thing.

R2- Jesus Christ, I always loved docs about Hollywood/entertainment but are folks in LA really THIS shallow?

I am shocked at how much I hate all of these vapid motherfuckers. They are all so utterly one dimensional that the documentary has no weight.

I especially despise the 2 sisters and her idiot new age mother. What a bunch of brain dead dolts.

That 2005-2007 era really set the entire trend that we are living now (Social Media)

The Kardashians really took it to another level.

Human garbage.

What a bunch of horrible people.

Yes… it was pretty unsatisfying I have to say. Everyone was a bunch of assholes. It says something when the only somewhat likable people in the whole series are the 2 district attorneys.

Agree, the mother was horrible. Question if any of you know. This all started when these kids were 16 or so. Where were the parents (except awful mom) when their kids would be out partying until 2 or 3 AM? Also, did they sell the stuff they stole or just wear it at inopportune times?

Wasn't it a red flag for any of the kids' parents when they suddenly had Porches??

Ick Pruvo is such a huge POS.

Total sociopath who most likely posts here regularly.

I love how described that robbing a home for the first time was not a very good feeling.

Really?

How do you think the owner of the home you robbed, felt like , when that got home, only to realize you pilfered all of their shit???

Also, LA is NOTHING like these people in this documentary make it out to be.

These are all non celebs who are all Z listers, due to shitty reality series they filmed, or because they committed crimes that made them Z listers.

What a disgusting crew of human beings.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d think this was all based on a huge, organized crime insurance fraud situation.

Think about it…

That "mother" needs a full on, open arm slap. She is repugnant.

They didn't suddenly gets porches. The parents were probably lulled into complacency by the gradual nature of construction.

Am I the only one that tired of seeing rich spoiled hollywood brats? And who really cares that Paris Hilton or Orlando Bloom was robbed? I’ll pass.

How do you figure they didn't suddenly get Porches? These were high school kids who one day didn't have shit and the next day were rolling up at school in brand new stolen Porches. That's pretty sudden.

Why didn’t they ask that queen Prugo about this case in the link? And she’s married, if I were her husband I would sleep with one eye open.

Prugo was zero remorse over what happened and takes zero responsibility for any of it. What an asshole.

As bad as he was, cool mom was the absolute worst.

Porches are stationary, dear. They weren't rolling up to school in them, or anywhere else.

Huh?

Oh I just got it :D I'm slow.

Prugo has zero remorse period. He also has no hair and in fact started balding in high school. I assume he gave his parents a cut and they turned a blind eye to things as a result. Those things being his obvious nose job he financed as a schoolboy, his car(s) with perennial dealership drive out tags, the stolen goods he wore and sold, and the drugs he stole and dealt. Fuck him and his family as well.

The mother who pimped her daughters and her daughter's friend out is shit. She was a "pinup model" so she really thought that was the best line of work for her underage daughters and their friend to get into?! Really?! Walking the yacht track instead of studying for the SAT and what have you? Jesus!

Paris Hilton is stupid. She didn't notice anything missing? Nothing? Poor thing. I hope she has a minder.

Lindsay Lohan of all people broke the ring up. Good for her. She's from Long Island after all!

R18- Go watch that last episode- In court he had a MASSIVE wig on at one point- Tons of hair and very dark. I died laughing. It was a short clip but it was so obvious- I don't know what he was thinking! What a shallow tool.

I also loved how he picked is attoney because he was hot. And then proceeds to despise him.

The only person in that entire thing who I liked and who made me laugh was that old attorney at the end . He was funny as shit- and brutally honest.

Again, that mother! That fucking mother. What a vile cunt. And her law of attraction shit almost turned me off to Law of Attraction completely. (I feel there is some small scientific/quantum physics realm of truth to it all) but my god, she is everything that is wrong with it. Utterly despicable. And her daughters..

Good god. Is Calabasas insufferable? Is Beverly Hills worse?

Nobody in this documentary came off well. I would’ve been interested in hearing the ringleader Rachel’s perspective.

Sorry it’s just hard for me to care about rich people having designer clothes stolen from them, but obviously these kids needed to be punished.

The most hilarious part was when he chose the crappy but slick looking lawyer who got him into even worse trouble, passing over the one who was actually good because he wasn't "cool enough".

I re-watched The Bling Ring today. Think i enjoyed it more than when it came out.

This doc iwas probably the most publicity Audrina Patridge has gotten in two decades.

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I can't believe anyone would watch this shit

R23 I rewatched The Bling Ring too. It’s not perfect but I quite liked it. It feels very ahead of its time. Say what you want about Sofia Coppola but she knows how to direct a movie.

R24 aside from the Hills reboot.

R27 I liked Bling Ring the first time around but also remember thinking it was very repetitive.

Here I am, relaxing watching this garbage fest… when suddenly I see footage from my own neighborhood! That Alexis Neirs creature and her family apparently lived in my neighborhood.

She talks about being ostracized in her “small town.” I can see why. The whole town revolves around the schools. You have people paying $600 /square foot for shitty tract houses just to have access to the schools.

Little drug-addled 16-year-old stripper would NOT have fit in. I don’t see how that cretin mother didn’t get run out of town. She needs to move to someplace like Camarillo (where all the petty criminals live.)

Whatever happened to that Tess Taylor person? And why was she living with the Neirs family in the first place? I was never too clear on that.

R30 I think their moms were friends and they took Tess in because her mom had issues.