Johnny Depp is Dating One of His Lawyers

A lawyer in the case that he lost? Also, why are all of his lawyers extremely hot women?

R1, his lawyers are all women because it helps him to dispel the notion that he is an abuser, and also there is an element of fandom. I guess that for him, it's easier to establish a positive relationship with his lawyers if they are females who admire him... Which doesn't say anything good about their level of professionalism.

Anyway, this is yet another embarassment for him. Apparently, he won't ever learn from his mistakes, so good luck to him in the future.

An embarrassment for *him*? An educated professional woman. God, what do they talk about? Does she think she can rescue him?

Perhaps it'll be a RDJ situation where the wife is the minder.

She's a stupid whore; the husband is much better looking.

Let’s hope he’s over the whole marriage thing.

Johnny Depp must have some serious oral skills. She’s probably screaming for Jesus.

Just what I expected from this white trash. He will soon be caught using drugs and possibly rehab or new accusation.

'till he slips a wine bottle up her hoo-hoo!

The husband's cute. If you dare defy Muriel and click on the DM link, you'll see full length pictures. She's carrying a briefcase so this is a professional outing. Get a load of her skirt. It's almost a foot above her knee. Early onset middle-aged crisis?

Some of Depp's lawyers are male, R2. Ben Chew is one. Adam Waldman is another one. His female lawyers are married or have boyfriends. It's quite a generalisation to accuse his female lawyers of unprofessionalism when only one of them, who no longer represents him, is dating him.

I vow to love and to cherish and never to shit in your bed!

She fancies a broke drunk who doesn’t wash his ass?

Somebody for everybody.

What makes you think he doesn't, R13? Admittedly, he looked rough for a couple of years after Amber went public about their train wreck of a marriage, but he's been looking a lot better and healthier recently. I'm on neither side in the Heard Vs Depp debacle. They're both as bad as each other AFAIC.

To be fair to Depp, he was fucking beautiful right up until 2018.

What can possibly go wrong.....?

I thought it came out after this last trial that he couldn't get it up.

His *own* fans made that public, R16, lol. They crowdfunded to get Depp and Heard's sealed documents released thinking it would reveal more dirt about Amber Heard. Talk about a backfire. I bet he was fuming. As for his impotence issue, I should imagine he's on Viagra or something.

Well this will end in more than tears.

I haven't thought Depp was the least bit attractive since 21 Jump Street in fact he gives me the skeevies now. Completely revolting.

R18 Or with some more shit in the bed.

For r14:

You're suggesting he wasn't attractive in the 90s or early 2000s, R19? He was only attractive in the 80s? I disagree. He was attractive in Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, The Libertine, Donnie Brasco, Finding Neverland, Secret Window, Don Juan, Chocolat, Public Enemy, the POTC franchise, to name a few. He only looked a mess from around 2017/18.

He looks a mess *now*.

Go bro.

Depp is hideous inside and out

Lucky her! He's such a catch!

R10 "Get a load of her skirt. It's almost a foot above her knee." What a pearl-clutcher. We don't live in the 1950s anymore.

R4, the difference between minding RDJ and minding Depp is the difference between having a talking pet cat that likes fire safety and baking cakes and a talking pet chimp that never wears its diaper and deals weed out of your garage.

What happened to his catty slam-piece Camille? They seemed to be quite cozy during his US trial. She got a lot of "YASSS KWEEN!" praise from his defenders, but I thought the way she conducted herself in court was extremely immature. She seemed like a raging cunt.

Good for him

R28 You are high as fuck, aren't you?

R29 She has a boyfriend.

What did she do in court that was "extremely immature," R29? Do tell. I watched the whole thing and saw no evidence of your accusation.

[quote] Johnny Depp must have some serious oral skills. She’s probably screaming for Jesus.

Johnny Depp must have some serious money-making skills. She's probably planning how to detach him from said money and spend it.

Men are such idiots. Er, I mean straight men are such idiots. Gay men would nevah fall for gold diggers or be bamboozled by superficial things.

I hope she has a few poop bags!

She seems lovely. /s

There's no way Depp would draw these women without his money. He's hideous these days. In every way.

Johnny Depp is a scheming opportunist. He may have won the trial but a lot of people, including me, still don't like him. I haven't seen one of his awful films in years and nor do I intend to!

A “slam piece”, R29?

JFC, you sound vile.

She’s reminiscent of Winona and Amber, all rolled into one, looks wise, that is.

I thought he was broke, R37. No more big POTC checks. It's probably the fame that's attracting the women. His looks and money are gone.

I thought he looked handsome in Minamata, tbh. Older, stockier Depp complete with shorter grey hair and stubble suited him. Better than that blond mop he wears now. You can't get away with the older rockstar look unless you are rail thin and he's not.

Johnny’s problem isn’t that he’s aging or not a handsome 20 yo.

His problem, if he has one, is that he has a rep for self destruction.

Emotionally healthy women don’t want that.

Even women who understand what he’s going through don’t want that.

Not because he’s unworthy of love, but because he hasn’t shown he even loves himself.

At least not as far as we know, right?

That said, we know nothing, & all I wrote is pure speculation and has no basis in a reality that I can 100% verify, as I am not Johnny Depp.

LOL.

I was never into him and now he’s downright repulsive. The soon to be ex-husband is very good looking.

Depp was once a talented actor with a pretty face.

But he purposefully cultivated a dark side which is now all that anyone can see.

Pulling diamonds out of his asshole for Kate Moss?

Yeah.

Ugh.

R31, sober as a judge and possessed of 20/20 vision is all.

A bloated and greasy man is dating his lawyer. How romantic.

R44, my gaydar suggests the ex isn’t into women.

What say you?

He pulled it out of his crack, not his asshole, R45. Though, admittedly, that's not much better. Kate Moss is a strange one. She periodically makes jibes at Depp, but still came to his rescue to deny in court that he had once pushed her downstairs.

R49 Kate is a "different person" now. She has a skincare line and is all about being healthy. Bringing up her toxic relationship with Depp would ruin her new image.

Maybe. I couldn't tell if it's because she still has feelings for him or because he paid her off. I'm inclined to believe that he did push her down a flight of stairs and she lied. She said in an interview, a couple of years ago, that she was so distraught when they they split up that she couldn't get out of bed for a week.

R48?

Yep.

What does an attractive accomplished woman see in this bloated greasy mess? Surely she has her own $$. Ugh, he’s just so nasty.

Many women have a martyr complex especially if they're heavy consumers of romance fiction and think they can "fix" a guy. A lot of times it's due to a need to feel superior. Even wealthy, pretty and educated women may fall in that state of thinking they can use their power and feminine wiles to help a pathetic man.

Why do so many former hunky male sex symbols later become big fat slobs?

Johnny Depp, Russell Crowe, Brendan Fraser, Marlon Brando...

Johnny Depp is dating one of his lawyers?

Is HE well hung?

Lots of young women like to date rich men who can't get it up.

"Joelle"? They're well matched.

I think fame is a huge factor. Some other story was implying that its been going in for a while and that she left her husband for him.

Kate and Johnny were both coked out of their minds while they dated. But the difference is she grew out of the party phase and he didnt.

I’m surprised a woman who has graduated high school would date him.

Johnny 's fans did nothing to get the records "unsealed". They paid for the printing of already released documents.

Ben Roth was his lead attorney in this latest case, who is used frequently by Cher.

Amber is a lying, used up whore.

[quote] Lots of young women like to date rich men who can't get it up.

You don't say!

Jeez, he's ballooning into Brando...

I call dibs on the handsome ex-husband. He is going to need our support now....

The difference between Johnny and Amber is that he admitted to his transgressions- drinking, drugs and the rest. Amber tried to present herself as an angel and humanitarian.

She lied about donating to dying children. You can't get lower than that.

[Quote] The difference between Johnny and Amber is that he admitted to his transgressions- drinking, drugs and the rest.

No he didn't.

Yes he did. Johnny won against a lesbian, floppy fish market WHORE.

Well, I wish it had been Camille he ended up with.

Camilla? Maybe the Queen Consort!

R68 You are an idiot.

R31, what makes you say that?

He’s bi…I wonder who is hitting his ass.