Videos of men farting

Not-so-stealth scat thread.

Please post them!

Uh, OP, a fart is a fart…. really no need to give us directions in your comment. Your thread title is sufficient, and gross. Seek help, frat boy

I think Lucas Entertainment did one about 10 years ago.

Gross.

Please

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Do you mean videos like that but as a male version?

Can you video air?

I don't like fart porn. I really dislike other people's farts and my biggest fear is entering a public washroom after someone had taken a very pungent dump. Of course every time that I have to use a public washroom I encounter someone leaving and brace myself for their lingering poop smell. I've only seen one fart porn and you don't really know if they are farting it could be sound effects. I do wish the internet could transmit scent though, I think it would add so much to porn and cooking shows.

This is not done in polite company.

Ewww is that the girl's rectum at R8?🙈 At first glance I thought those were her pussy lips, but apparently it's the worst case of PROLAPSE I've ever seen. A nice clean INTACT asshole is hot to look at, but who wants to literally see someone's insides falling out? 🤢🤮

F&F R8.

Oh my stars!

STINKY

From the desk of DL Pariah Brooklyn Seacow. Eww,dwin, you are unfathomably vile. Is it any wonder you’re unfuckable, untouchable? #KYSeacow

I wanna see gay guys farting

Where is my thread?

I personally think it's hot when men fart.

It is truly disgusting when women do it though.

Who agrees?

Stench

Farts!

What are some videos of men burping also?

Mueff

Male queef

Yuck

Recently I woke up with stomach pains. I always poop in the morning after my double espresso but I had been off my schedule from travel. I sat on the pot and relaxed. After a minute a really loud and long fart erupted. I actually started to get a sweat on my upper forehead. My guts churned and a somewhat silent but deadly skunk fart slid like fire out of my ass-guts. I bent over, Trrying not to gag and this squatty potty position forced whatever demon that was hiding in my guts to emerge. Like lava. I will never trust a shart again and hummus is off my menu for life

I once had confidence in a fart....and shat myself.

I know of a guy that pooped in a girl's cunt

^ Well that’s one way to cover the odor!

[quote] I know of a guy that pooped in a girl's cunt

He was just helping to fertilize her flower and make it grow into her own secret garden.

If someone wants to come to my midtown hotel you can film me. I’m lactose intolerant and ate the cheese plate after getting upgraded on my flight. I took lactaid but they don’t work for shit, apparently. I just death gassed my bathroom and it was so loud and the vibrations so hard the shower door almost fell off it’s track.

I have several female co-workers who have male partners who don't work and have never worked. They stay home with the kids and sometimes cook dinner.

Gross

[quote] I personally think it's hot when men fart. It is truly disgusting when women do it though. Who agrees?

r17 I think women are biologically incapable of farting. Farting is controlled by the male prostate gland.

R33 Women do fart.

Read an article on the issue of farting years ago and it turns out that men fart way more often than women, but that women's farts are more smelly.

[quote] Women do fart ... women's farts are more smelly.

r34 Ewww. Now I know why I'm gay.

Can a penis fart?

Any gay porn with farting in it?

Bump

Nope

Here

[quote] I have several female co-workers who have male partners who don't work and have never worked. They stay home with the kids and sometimes cook dinner.

r31 Okay. So are you implying these men just stay home and fart all day?

In the early-mid 2000s I saw a Euro twink golden shower video where one of the guys accidentally rips a fart while trying to piss. The other guys in the scene try not to laugh but I’m surprised they didn’t edit it out or at least mute the sound. Sorry, OP, I don’t recall the title though it was probably from director Vlado Iresch who was prolific at the time.