Leonardo DiCaprio And Gigi Hadid Are Allegedly Still A Thing

And what "thing" would that be?

From LSA:

"One of the most notable men I have a story about is mr. d!capriiiiiiioooooooooo.

Me and a friend of mine (tall, skinny, redheaded girl) were invited to a promoter organized function and were told we would be paid for our attendance with the promoters clients at his club. Naturally we went because we wanted the money but not expecting to see him of all people. We were mingling and doing our thing when someone from his entourage invited us up to their section. When he attends the club, in his section anything goes. He was with two other members of his “posse”. He bought us tons of alcohol and let us use up his cocaine. He’s an avid user of pills and PCP/Fairy dust even at his age which I’m not into. But I’ll get into how it effected how he acted the rest of the night.

whilst we were in his section he would try to make small talk with me, touch me, etc. but I was being very cold with him which made him want to talk to my friend instead. One of the people in his entourage scolded me about how I shouldn’t be rude because It’s so rare to party with a celeb of his caliber as a non famous women. He eventually invited us to leave and go back to where he was staying with him. On the way he tried to talk to me again but I wasn’t having it.

When we got to his house we did more coke, he snorted some pills and we drank more. He wasted no time trying to have sex with my friend and before I knew it they started making out and fondling eachother in front of me (which was fucking gross because I find him incredibly hideous). They went upstairs to have sex and she came back down with crazy eyes, asking me if I could go up there because he wanted to have sex with me. I said no and she left and texted me on her phone from his room, stating how he said if I was “more comfortable” with it that we could have a threesome. She seemed really determined to get me to like him but I couldn’t do it. When he came back he was pissed. Not only because he had not been able to sweep me up but also because I made comments about his looks and age which sorely pissed him off and lead to us being kicked out. He did pay her but she proceeded to tell me how in bed he’s a lazy blob who lays there the whole time while he smokes and expects you to ride him the entire portion of sex with headphones on (which I’m sure you have all heard about). I strongly dislike him due to this encounter because his whole “serious actor” persona is a fraud. He acts like a 50 year old frat boy in a mid life crisis in real life. Also has (apparently) an incredibly small dick."

0/10, r2.

R3 I just copy/pasted it from there.

meh, anyone can make anything up online. DL has trolls who claim to have had intimate encounters with celebs. Would need to see some real receipts.

[Quote] I just copy/pasted it from there.

I know. Please pass my rating along.

Why does that woman have mollusks coming out of her ears?

Is Lukas Haas related to former tennis player Tommy Haas? I saw pics of Lukas and Leo watching Tommy's match years ago.

Leo is so not my type. Boy/man with no body.

Disagree. He has quite a midsection.

The person telling the story in R2 sounds like an insufferable cunt. After being invited to Leo's table he tried to talk to me, but I wasn't having it because I am a rancid twat who doesn't mind using someone for alcohol and drugs, but I draw the line at polite conversation.

That's just a typical LSA poster. The main part of their made up story hinges on "I am not actually a whore, I just spend men's money" in order to please that site's readership.

So it's just lies and gossips when it doesn't suit your narrative? Got it

This sounds very made up. She even mentioned that we all heard about the headphones. Bad fanfic.

It's not hard to understand with Leo, he's living the exact life that many many many straight men would choose. Casual relationships with ONLY the hottest and youngest women while mostly keeping to himself. If he was in the closet why wouldn't he just have a steady beard?

He is not keeping to himself. He is not even living alone, which would be a socially acceptable way of keeping to oneself.

And no, most straight men would not choose this live. We can tell by comparing him to other celebrities who can do whatever they want. Most have long term partners, wives, children, step children, messy break ups etc.

This is probably about DiCaprio.

R16 I promise that many straight men would absolutely choose to spend the rest of their life walking down the line of 22 year old models.

But only people who would if they could. The people who can, don't. Funny that.

Men who can get young woman don't pursue that avenue? Are you on crack?

R19 good point. Many men in Hollywood could do this but don't. Why? In Leo's case I think he's covering for his homosexuality.

You don't know what most other people are getting up to... The Frau is strong in this thread.

You’d think the leader of the “Pussy Posse” would have 10 kids.

It's not a secret that men prefer young partners but Leo's notorious for it... why? Why not every other famous hot Hollywood guy? He sticks out because it comes across as fake.

R19 yeah i can't think of a single male celeb who was a pussyhound . leo is the only one

What the fuck is she wearing on her ears?

And I can't even with the "Leo is straight and just hasn't found the right girl yet" frau. He's a raging fag, probably a bottom, but one who won't even come out when he's 50. He probably needs to wait for his parents to die first, like Tim Tebow

This desperate arguing for Leo's straightness is hilarious.

If you are sincere "straight man's dream" troll... People don't only wanna bang (though their drive to bang is strong), they want to OWN a person they are attracted to and tell the world "That s MINE". This is true for every sex and sexuality but especially straight men, People also want to be and feel loved. They want to be connected and face the world as a team. People want to procreate, none too few want to live their mental picture of a perfect family.

Perfect embodiment of most of that is Ben Affleck, who has an insane need to be part of a power couple (first eve platonically with Matt Damon, but then very much romantically as we all know). He is still also a whore, but that's not all there is to a human being, not even a straight man.

Brad Pitt displayed almost the same near pathological need to be part of a power couple and always wanted a stable full of kids. Sure paying the price now... Do you think he was not famous or rich enough to go for the 22 year old model route instead?

Johnny Depp betrays the deep need to feel loved to the point of dysfunctionality. Got married with like 20 for the first time, no? Got infamous for the "Winona Forever" tattoo. No question he left his long term partner for MARRYING the hussy Amber Heard hunting for love. He sure didn't have to marry her just to bang her. Or maybe he wanted to be part of a power couple with a young starlet again, pretending he is still young too? Who knows. But he sure would have been better off just serial dating random models, why didn't he?

Who else should I compare Leo to? Matt Damon, Marky Mark? No straight man chooses Leo's deal for the long run. Even crazy Jack Nicholson had serious long term relationships. Even mega womanizer Jeff Goldblum had serious relationships and marriages. Get real.

George Clooney chose it til his 50s. Hugh Grant, too, pretty much.

George Clooney, another suspected homo

Leo does have long term relationships, whether they are bearding arrangements remains to be proven.

How many rich and powerful straight men have never been married or had a few long-term relationships and have no kids at nearly 50 years old? That's not really the norm for a straight guy, no matter how rich and successful he is.

If Leo lived up to his “pussy posse” allure, he would have quite a few kids, with different women, already. At least teenagers, or 20 years old by now.

Maybe Leo is shooting blanks.

R34 I thought the same. But he has other weird things about him that makes me think he's just gay

Jude Law is a good example of the kind of love life a wealthy straight male often has. Fucking the nanny, bastard kids, etc.

Maybe, he does have a teen look to him, and he’s 50.

Which could signify a hormonal problem^.

Now we are acting as if Leo has normal relationships that are comparable to Hugh Grant's and Elisabeth Hurley's (and I had to google this) THIRTEEN YEAR LONG relationship? As if we didn't know he is ordering girlfriends from the catalogue? Sure, Jan.

He minces down the street. That's enough for me.

r40 WTF are you talking about?

r30 But at least he's been in a LTR for years and has 2 daughters. At least that's believable. Di Crapio doesn't even have that. He's stuck in a different era in which he thinks, in order to be perceived as straight, you have to be seen with a different bimbo half your age every year

Lots of good points made here. Even though straight men want to sleep around they do it on the downlow and almost all of them cultivate marriages and families. DiCaprio tries to flaunt it rather than hide it and the various model gfs look implausible and like arrangements.

r43 Bingo! They're underhanded about it. What DiCrapio does is the way a guy tries to be perceived as straight while in his 20s (I've just moved out to LA from Ostrelia, I'm the newest best thing in the biz, everyone wants a piece of me, I'm dating a different model every week... like Giacobbe Elordi, who's also gay). Keeping this up when you're pushing 50 is PATHETIC and, paradoxically, it's gonna make people think you're NOT straight. Not to mention, why was his "GF" Luigi Hadid not at his bday party, but Lukas Haas was? And who brings his MALE best friend to all his dates with them wimmin? Come on! He might as well go around with a sign plastered on his forehead that says "I'm a big olì fag!"

Lukas Haas actually seems to be his longest and most stable relationship.

I have wondered about that and concluded that most straight men want a wife for emotional and social support (as well as to bring up kids). So that's why they almost always want to have one of those even if they're sleeping around.

Leo used to be cute when young, but he's getting older and kinda fat, now a bull dog face, and it shows, but we're all going to get old, it's a fact of life, especially if we live long enough, I guess he enjoys his chosen lifestyle, he lives his life freely, and everyone else can go fuck themselves, good for you Leo! :-)

R46 Mr Haas chiming in. You know Leo's never going to introduce yourself to the world as his boyfriend... You'll always be a shameful secret to him.

R23 Vasectomy and condoms exist

r48 Why would he get a vasectomy, idiot? Who does that in the world? Do you see every straight male celebrity not getting married or having kids because they all got a vasectomy? RETARD!

r48 Not to mention, why would he be wearing condoms with his GF of 4+ years? Again, who does that? The excuses you fraus make for this fat pig are PREPOSTEROUS!

R49 Why wouldn't he get a vasectomy, you fucking moron?...if he is fucking young chicks left and right.

"Do you see every straight male celebrity not getting married or having kids because they all got a vasectomy" No, I don't see EVERY straight male celebrity not getting married or having kids, but there is plenty of them. And I know a lot of straight men and women in my life that aren't married or have children. What century are you from?

Who wears condoms with their girlfriends? Men who don't want to impregnate their girlfriends? You really are dumb. Also, there are these things called contraceptive pills, so he wouldn't even need to wear a condom. It's like you are from Mars.

And you said you will block me about five times by now. What happened with that, you nimrod?

OP- Leonardo DiCaprio and COCK 🍆 are allegedly still a thing.

Nice try. Lukas is in no way a shameful secret. He's always there, dead centre, in the pap pics.

r51 OMG it's still you, you motherfucking troll. Go take a bath in sulfuric acid instead of pestering every thread of this forum

R54 Then block me, you delusional moron.

R43 it's only "flaunted" to a bunch of MARYS who read celebrity gossip nonstop, as far as mainstream media goes Leo is a ghost and does not parade his women around he is very lowkey. "if he was straight he'd get a wife to cheat on!". When was that written down as a law of psychology

[quote] George Clooney chose it til his 50s. Hugh Grant, too, pretty much.

Clooney was married and divorced in his younger years. Besides Elizabeth Hurley, Hugh Grant was embarrassingly caught with a prostitute. So both are unfair comparisons. I haven’t a clue about DiCaprio. He could be a player who will marry when he’s ready, could be gay or bi or asexual. The only thing I notice is that the gfs seem like props.

r57 He will never marry when he's ready. He's pushing 50, for fuck's sake. When is he gonna be ready? At 84? He's gay as a goose, it's an open secret in Hollyweird!

Hollyweird?

[quote]Leonardo DiCaprio And Gigi Hadid Are Allegedly Still A Thing

If by "thing", you mean "bearding contract", then yes!

[quote]Nice try. Lukas is in no way a shameful secret. He's always there, dead centre, in the pap pics.

He needs to hide until he loses weight. He's in Damien Chazelle's BABYLON and he's portly now.

I just have to laaaaugh and laaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh at the vasectomy theory from that retarded cunt XD If every rich (thus trappable) man in the world got one so that no flooziez would trap him, no one would ever become a father anymore!

R62 I see a delusional nimrod still didn't blocked me.

r63 Didn't blocked me, wrote the retarded fag

R64 Uses fag as an insult on a gay forum.

Sorry, but I just don’t get her appeal. I mean that for any buddy not just Leonardo.

How long have you and Leo been buddies?