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Meet Christina Pushaw - Rhonda Santis' Racist, Hag-faced Spokesperson and Fixer

Yes, I know what you're thinking. She looks so wholesome and normal. But behind this boiled-and-Botoxed face lies a razor-sharp political mind with some very devious friendships.

Growing up in Malibu prosperity, Pushaw dove into international relations in college. And after graduating, she relocated to sunny Tbilisi, Georgia, for two years. She speaks passable Russian and Georgian. She lobbied to and for the Georgian government, and served as a sort of backchannel between American Republicans and Georgia's rocky, semi-democratic system. She was paid handsomely for these lobbying efforts, per the Washington Post.

But she is most famous today for her work as Ron DeSantis' chief hatchet-person. She's as black-hearted as she is blonde, frequently roasting journalists and activists on Twitter for daring to ask questions or help Brown people out of poverty. Her mocking tone has gotten so personal that Twitter has locked her out of her own account on previous occasions. She's known for protecting her boss and savaging anyone who criticizes him or asks him details about his policies. She loves to answer a reporter's phone call with laughter, childish insults, and some colorful profanity. She delights in the LACK of information she provides to reporters, despite working as press secretary to a major state's governor. In fact, she seems to delight in simply being a difficult maniac all around, and loves her little Twitter feuds.

If and when DeSantis makes his move for national office, expect Pushaw to be right behind him as his chief spokesperson and strategist. She's like Karen Hughes or James Carville, only with a boiled-off face and a heart as black as coal.

Journalists believe she was the now-famous "Perla" (the unknown woman who showed up at the San Antonio detention center to round up Venezuelan migrants and put them on a plane to Martha's Vineyard. She matches the physical description of that woman, and certainly has the background and attitude to fly halfway across the country to victimize dozens of total strangers for being Brown-skinned in HER country.

*In Venezuelan slang, a "Perla" is a trampy woman who tries to be things she is not. A woman with knock-off jewelry, bad plastic surgery, a phony sense of entitlement, etc. Basically, a Karen with cheap Botox. Make of that what you will.

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by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2023 3:12 AM

I would've thought chickie-pie would be natural DL catnip!

by Anonymousreply 1September 21, 2022 6:40 PM

Bobblebeaded blonde bitch. Another GOP cunt with a vagina full of teeth and razor blades.

by Anonymousreply 2September 21, 2022 6:42 PM

I see a resemblance....

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by Anonymousreply 3September 21, 2022 7:30 PM

Flashing a gang sign. Kkklassy bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 21, 2022 7:34 PM

Bump. Good god, how much plastic surgery has this hideous, bigoted cunt had? Freak.

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by Anonymousreply 5February 11, 2023 12:24 AM

That can’t be a woman.

by Anonymousreply 6February 11, 2023 12:35 AM

Didn't she have to register as a foreign agent?

by Anonymousreply 7February 11, 2023 12:35 AM

R5 Gross. Is it natural for a post-surgery forehead to stick out farther than the chin? They should've shaved off another half-pound of skull.

by Anonymousreply 8February 11, 2023 12:39 AM

She looks creepy and should sue her plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 9February 11, 2023 2:07 AM

She shares that crazy-eyes look with Santos and Luna.

by Anonymousreply 10February 11, 2023 3:05 AM

She looks like the AI generation of a Simpson's character into a real person.

by Anonymousreply 11February 11, 2023 3:12 AM
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