Let's go down to the pub, lift a few pints, and have a few words about the Old Girl's funeral today, eh?

No one gives a shit here.

A lifetime of endless ceremonies - how exciting can that be?

[Quote] ...maybe driving too fast through a tunnel in Paris.

But, who will be her Prince Philip?

Really, R1 have you considered death in a car crash versus the mind-numbing existence as a working Royal?

Their life was more fun before this.

Camilla's fine. Seen it all before, and is completely fine with it all. She's a trooper. Trouper? Truther? Oh who cares, have another one Camilla, you'll be fine.

Now, that was the life...being married to the heir.

Diana has her son all lined up to be the next King,

and she never has to attend another grocery store opening or shake another unwashed hand...

It were one of the simpler funerals I've seen...the old gal didn't like long church services, and I respect her for that.

Hmmmm, r7. And you bitches are trying to rush us into the top job? Well, fuck you!

[quote]Now, that was the life...being married to the heir.

Even better, those days of rumpled sheets when she was cheating with the much younger heir to the throne.

Doesn’t Camilla have adult children and grandchildren? How do they factor into any of this? Do they keep a low profile or seem like they want to be in the limelight?

Yeah, I think we've seen a glimpse of the Machiavellian side of Kate...

Not so naive as she first appeared

Let's all fuck the Queen's rotting pussy.

I really felt bad for Charles today, burying his beloved Mother, while the weight of a great portion of the world was placed upon his shoulders. At Charles current age, most people will already have retired. But for Charles, the job has just begun. It was very apparent that he was devastated by the loss of his Mum, and touched by the outpouring of love from all over the world. Is it any wonder he's been distracted and a bit short tempered. Show a little kindness, please.

R14, you sound kinky...

you should go buy ol' Sarah Ferguson over there a drink before she gets too pissed to walk

I admit I'm glad she brought the corgis r16.

Let's all raise a glass to the last thousand years of institutionalized racism.

Camilla’s a whore. She’s got what she’s always wanted. Chuck is basically a caretaker monarch.

As predicted, Eugenie looked most unfortunate looking today - frumpy and wearing that silly Mary Poppins hat.

She should make friends with the gay who has worked miracles with Beatrice.

Kate's not a delicate flowers by any means. She said she would eventually marry William, and wait patiently until he came to his senses. And indeed she did. In the meantime, she was frequently out and about clubbing with her friends.

^ But with that long hair...tsk, tsk

Oh I don't think Kate is delicate at all. I do think she and William could use a couple of years to get used to the full reality of it all, but eventually yes, I have no worries about Queen Kate.

The picture of the corgis was a heartbreaker, R17 - I'll admit it.

I admit, it's dorky, but I admit I have thought about the corgis a lot more in the past week than I thought I would. Honestly, I think they are fine, I think Fergie actually loves them and will care for them, and everything's totally fine. But I still feel for them.

R18 = Sunny Hostin of The View, getting sloshed in the host lounge.

Sandy and Muick have been good doggos today.

I like Camilla, but she looks like she took a bottle of Norcos first thing this morning. And I wouldn’t blame her if she did.

[quote]Doesn’t Camilla have adult children and grandchildren? How do they factor into any of this? Do they keep a low profile or seem like they want to be in the limelight?

Her hideous children were at the funeral.

The fucking Brits have been carrying on for over a week about this old lady's funeral. They brought that coffin all over the place. It's morbid

^ You look like you could do with a pint, luv.

What’s so mind numbing about being a royal? You get driven everywhere, your work day consists of looking at a cake or some child’s drawing in a school somewhere, you’re filthy rich, you get to travel the world….what am I missing here?

Honestly, r31, that does sound just a little mind numbing after awhile? It's not that it's hard, it's not that you are really suffering like actual poverty, it's not even that anyone really needs to feel sorry for you, but it doesn't seem just a little boring to you? Especially if everyone is terrified that you might, dear god, have an actual conversation with somebody and get OMG "political"!!!!

oops, should be "that DOESN'T sound just a little mind numbing after awhile?"

I’d take a mind numbing, 3 hour meet and greet in designer clothes any day over the 9-5 grind we all know.

And I think that is completely reasonable r34. I don't feel sorry for them, I just recognize that a lot of it is really mind numbingly boring.

Does William have to give up his side piece since he is under increased scrutiny?

The old gal had a lot of grace, which is a quality you don't find in public figures very often these days.

Cheers.

She was at the funeral today, R36.

If you're going down the pub, hurry up: there won't be any soon.

^ Energy prices...bloody hell, we made it through the Blitz didn't we?

R40, you barely made it through the Blitz.

Well I'm gonna make it through Getting Blitzed r41. See what I did there?