Has anyone here met Simon & Garfunkel

... the fuck! Did you read my "The Graduate" thread?

I am obsessed with S&G. In high school, kids should have mocked me for being an obvious gay.

They mocked me because a dumb fucking cheerleader at a used CD/record store saw me at checkout buying the vinyl original "Wednesday Morning, 3 a.m.".

I saw it right after I posted this. Super weird! I love S&G too.

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

... and tenement halls, r3.

Paul Simon always seemed depressed.

A close friend is Simon’s arborist here in TX. He said he was friendly and that Edie was very concerned about protecting their trees.

^good!^

I used to live in Rochester, MN, home to Mayo Clinic. Garfunkel apparently has been a regular there over the years, I think he has some obscure skin condition. Anyway, you'd hear stories that he would be seen walking around downtown Rochester in just a hospital robe.

My old boss used to do publicity for him or them, can’t remember exactly, but he said Art Garfunkel was the biggest bastard of anyone he’s ever worked with. He used to do publicity for Solid Gold and Sony, so he’s dealt with a lot of egos.

fuck all the way off

I saw them at Dodgers Stadium in the early 80's, it was thrilling...huge fan.

Let's have a photo of them!

Paul Simon's first wife was Carrie Fisher but she proved to be too much for him, they were frequently fighting, and finally got divorced.

one and one-half wandering jews

Years ago, I was a student in a class taught by Simon’s father. He mentioned his famous son and I said your Neil Simon’s father? It was an honest mistake but boy was he pissed. He was a real jerk so I’m assuming Paul Simon is also.