I Am Now Sitting At My Computer Passing Copious Amounts Of Wind

Nope.

Unless the food you ate in order to cause the wind, was totally worth it.

Great Mexican food is worth the gas.

Anything else?

Nah.

I had Sniffle Soup for dinner. It's made with Lentils.

Just a wild guess but you’re single aren’t you, OP?

Are you a fattie, too, OP?

Fat, fugly, unwashed and most definitely single. There, you got the attention you wanted..

Are you the OP also posting about the Hershey squirts?

Scat queen.

Everyone I am single but I'm not considered unattractive and I'm not into RAUNCH.

What gives the most GAS is the Vegan Bologna I ate for lunch every Thursday.

I EAT for lunch not ate.