You can only pick ONE Male Celebrity

Who would top, OP?

That would be between you and whomever you pick, r1.

Walter Brennan

My choice is Heath Ledger. I would fuck that beady eyed little wombat every day.

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.

Clint Walker

Mad King Ludvig

OP, get in line.

Paul Neuman

And I want Clint Walker too!!

Mike Henry

Rock Hudson circa 1960

Clint Eastwood in his 20s and 30s.

My choice is highly contingent on whether they'd adhere to modern personal hygiene standards or whether they're "as is" in the era from which they are selected.

Wild-eyed, intense Bruce Dern in the early '70s.

Ryan Phillipe for me.

And not even necessary to know how to spell his last name, R15.

Stephen Boyd.

Lock the door, throw away the key. We are BUSY.

Jeremy Irons circa 1981

He was the "nicest man in Hollywood", and a Democrat. So I'll pick James Garner, circa the 1950s.

OP- Ca. 1948 I would lick his balls and suck him off to completion.

Julian Morris

John Gavin

Fuck me

Admiral William McRaven

Jake G.!

Errol Flynn, c. 1938

Errol Flynn, c. 1938

Omar Sharif as Yuri Zhivago in Dr. Zhivago

Tyrone Power circa 1947 in Nightmare Alley

Graham Chapman, and the people that mentioned Jeremy Irons, Omar Sharif and Errol Flynn don’t need glasses that’s for sure

Fred Williamson

alternate: Fred Ward

second alternate: Fred Dryer

Ben Browder, circa mid- to late-90s.

Paul Mercurio circa Exit To Eden

I think his ass made me gay

Roddy McDowall for so many reasons.

Lloyd. He was beautiful.

Rod Taylor

Always my fave.

Fred Ward - any time, any age

That’s a tough one: tie between Michael Fassbender, Gregory Harrison and Ed Harris.

I second James Garner.

Sean Connery circa 1964.

I third James Garner

Jesus of Nazareth

Andrew Garfield

Enrique Iglesias

Another vote for Ed Harris. Yum.

Since Clint Walker is already overbooked, I'll go a different direction and choose Cary Elwes.

I second Ben Browder and Paul Mercurio at r31 and r32. There used to be threads about both here but both, especially Browder, are now largely forgotten.both had great asses.

Rudolf Valentino

John Amos around 1980.

Mr. Larry Pennell

So many men, so little time!

Ricky Martin

1990s Evan Dando…as well as today’s Evan Dando.

Gerald Ford circa 1934. Oh my fucking god he was insanely hot.

Peter Lupus during his Mission Impossible days.

R53, are you drunk?

Armie Hammer.

Jamie Dornan

You guys picking dead dudes are grossing me out! Especially the long dead. They would just be a skeleton by now! I could maybe understand a Heath Ledger in the first couple hours after he died, but then he'd get cold. And stiff.

And I bet some of them were cremated so good luck with that.

(Bunch of pervs willing to stick your dick in an urn...)

[quote] And stiff.

That would have been ideal.

Grant Goodeve, 40+ years ago. (David Bradford in Eight is Enough)

Dan Abrams is the sexiest guy to me.

Montgomery Clift, circa 1951.

I concur with R46.

[quote] I second Ben Browder and Paul Mercurio at R31 and R32.

Dominic West, circa 2000s-2010s. I would ride that dick all day, everyday. He unfortunately is not aging well (his skin is especially awful) and he often looks disheveled these days. Still a very sexy man.

MARY!!!!!!, R41

Robert Redford at the end of The Way Were outside the Plaza in NYC, so then we can check in, get a room and blow each other silly.

Tom Welling. I would love to have some of that superhero over and over again.

Alexander Skarsgard, hands down.

Time machine set for 1993.

The Academy Awards.

Me, looking as good as I ever will, age 23, in black tie.

Along comes Al Pacino, in a lion's mane, floating gorgeously along on the fumes of his own ego.

According to the OP, how I manage the following is unimportant.

Suffice it to say that I take that egotistical little fuck back to the Beverly Hills Hotel and fuck his hot little furry ass until he cums five times.

Then I jump back into the time machine, set for 1993.

the Academy Awards.

Me, looking as good as I ever will, age 23, in black tie.

Along comes Robert Downey Jr., in a suit too floppy for him, floating gorgeously along on the fumes of his own charisma.

According to the OP, how I manage the following is unimportant.

I tell him I'm sorry he lost, I loved him in Chaplin (true), that Pacino in Scent of a Woman sucked (true) and say "I've got some weed."

We go back to the Chateau Marmont.

We talk about Chaplin and movies and RDJ's career. We smoke some weed and have a couple of drinks.

At some point, discussing his dad, he starts crying.

I say "things will be better one day.'.

Then I hug him until he falls asleep.

John Garfield, 1947

Barry Williams during the Hawaii episodes of The Brady Bunch

I’ve always been curious about Jake G. Cut/uncut, choade, low hangers, what kind of guys he likes to fuck, mostly top or pillow Princess. Dirty talk, stink, moaner? Give me a couple hours with him and I’ll get back to you all.

Ted McGinley during Love Boat

Tom Holland. Easily.

Young, pre-fame, clean shaven Tom Selleck.

The young (teen through 1963) John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

John Jr.

Burt Reynolds, specifically in this scene. I am eternally jealous of all the men who got to feel up his wet, soapy chest on camera.

[quote] The young (teen through 1963) John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

As opposed to the old JFK?

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Paul Newman.

Jon-Erik Hexum.

R32 it made me gay, too. Cinemax after dark.

OP, we get to make out and cuddle any time I want too, right?

I’m gonna pick Odell Beckham Junior. Or maybe Christopher Williams EXACTLY as he was in New Jack City. Or maybe John Amos (circa ROOTS)

Rocco Steele

Guy Madison.

Marlon Brando during the year of the filming of A Streetcar Named Desire.

“ Young, pre-fame, clean shaven Tom Selleck.”

Shut up De-Fucktard.

Jon Bernthal

or

Terry Crews

James Dean. I love 'lost dogs and dead daisies'.

George O'Brien

I'm with R74. Tom Holland's hole would never get any rest if he was my man.

I think Clint Eastwood looked very sexy when he was in his younger days.

This disgusts everyone I’ve ever told.

Tommy Lee Jones, late '70s-early '80s, especially in Coal Miner's Daughter.

Jimmy Smits lol. This needs to be narrowed down.

[quote] Jimmy Smits lol

LoL! :)

Christopher Atkins 1982-1985

Joe Dallesandro mid 60s to about 1975. Anytime in there when he was in his prime.

My first crush... 😍

And my second crush...

"You can only pick ONE"

So sue me 🙄

A young Alec Baldwin.

Nathan Lane

A young Alain Delon. He was a gorgeous french actor.

Amir Khan, the boxer. Damn.

I much prefer sex with the living.

But you do you, OP.

Anyone who fucks OP, is fucking a dead turd. LOL.

Chrs Atkins in Blue Lagoon. An ass to die for.

I was going to say John Gavin, but since he’s already been mentioned, I’ll say lesser-known Lee Doud. I stare at his pics & I get that giddy, dizzy, heady feeling. Plus, he’s gay!

Matt Lattanzi, 1980.

Same as r80, Paul Newman circa Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

Tie: Once and Again-era Billy Campbell or Christopher Meloni, mid-SUV.

Him.

Christopher Meloni would be fine anywhere in my SUV, front, back or mid

I was going to say Paul Rudd, but then R31 posted Ben Browder, and all these memories started flowing about my teen crush on him. He was a beauty and totally my type. He had his moment on DL, too. We were all talking about his good looks and hot ass.

Yeah, sorry Paul, but Big Ben cock blocked your path. Though having both would be nice.

Thanks for that jolt to my memories, Matt.

1935 Cary Grant.

Throw in his “friend” Randolph Scott for fun.

Dammit.

Clint Eastwood, “Play Misty for Me” era.

Anthony Perkins from 25 to 45.

Abe Vigoda

another vote for a young Alain Delon, who's sexy whether he's dressed in a bathing suit:

Or fully clothed:

Casper Van Dien, circa "Starship troppers"

r118 Yes, Tony Perkins. That psycho was cute as f***. I'm new here, can we say f***?

Jean Claud Van Dam circa "Time Cops":

Antonio Banderas, late '80s-early '90s

Bubba from Mama's Family.

^ You can't just throw out a "Bubba" reference without including a picture of this fine young man with his painted on 501s

[quote]Bubba from Mama's Family.

r126 Fetishist! Lol.

Timothee Chalamet

Desi Arnaz during the 1940s

Not many black celebs on this list. I wonder why.

the actor Gary Cooper from the 1940s

He was the strong, silent type. He was a legend in Hollywood long before he passed away.

Aaron Tveit. As well as being gorgeous, he looks as if he'd give you the fucking of your lifetime.

R127, Bubba is a DL icon. Everyone knows what he looks like.

Matt Lattanzi 1980-1994

r131 Dwayne on "What's Happening".

Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington on "Welcome Back Carter".

Yeah, most gay white guys are racist and worship the blond icon.

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Don't, my anaconda don't

Don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Oh my gosh, look at her butt

Oh my gosh, look at her butt

(Look at her butt)

Look at, look at, look at

Look, at her butt

r136 My anaconda only looks at his butt.

@r133, Then don't look at his picture

Warren Beatty

Michael B. Jordan, now

The diversity officer has taken action.

James McAvoy

Paul Walker!!!!

Rob Lowe

I'd make a sandwich for Charles Laughton

I prefer blond guys, but definitely have the hots for Nate Burelson and Bakari Sellers.

No Tab Hunter?

Grant Goodeve, the oldest of the "Eight is Enough" kids.

Brad Pitt during his Thelma and Louise days.

Skeet Ulrich

Jeffrey Dahmer

[quote]Not many black celebs on this list. I wonder why.

Because the OP said only one person.

If he said a threesome, one of the other two would have been John Legend.

Jim Acosta of CNN.

Johnny Mathis in the '50s and '60s.

r9 has reading comprehension issues.

Flipping a coin between Harry Hamlin in his "Making Love" era. and "Three's Company" furry chested John Ritter.

@r155, Oh, no, r9 must be eliminated from the competition. That means YOU, Miss Runner-up, will serve the remainder of his reign

Happy now? 🙄

Jake Gyllenhaal cira "Jarhead" (god he was sexy in that haircut and with those muscles). Pure sexy toy.

Funny- I find Redford to be one the handsomest unsexy men I know of. He looks like he should be hot, but he’s not.

If Hugh O' Brian in his prime had been gay and a slut, I would have been of untiring service.

Christopher Atkins fresh from his Playgirl layout in 1982.

Rock Hudson

Only way I'd ever give up my goldstar is if Jordan Henderson divorced his wife and decided to WAG me up instead. Otherwise I'm febfem to the bitter end.

And even on that mythical day, R145 I still won't be making him a butty, he can do for himself. A woman musn't be a doormat.

Pa Ingalls shirtless in our little house on Plum Creek in fabulous Walnut Grove, Minnesota. Hope I don’t go blind or get anthrax!

Young Sidney Poitier in 'To Sir with Love'

William Holden... up to and around the time he shot the movie Sunset Boulevard. Oh, swoon.

Grant Goodeve in his Eight is Enough days.

Jakob Dylan, preferably from the late 90s/early 2000s era, but I'd still do him now.

Enver Gjokaj

Hunter Biden

JFK Jr.

Marky Mark cira his Calvin Klein days

Nick Jonas circa "Scream Queens" because holy fuck he was hot

Viggo!

Brett Kavanaugh

Newly minted celebrity Major Johnny.

If he's too busy hunting down acceptable pens for King Charles then I'll take the guy from Poldark whose name I can't remember right now.

Lee Pace, right now, freak wardrobe and all.

Topher Grace

Marjorie Taylor Greene

R179. With my fist, repeatedly.

R180 No lube, no glove, double fist with a hangnail

I’d like to help Tim TeVVO screen for Jesus. And probably mercy but he isn’t gonna get any of that.

-Gronk

Sterling Hayden

Justin Hartley

R176

Aidan Turner?

6' 6" 230 pound "Storm Chasers" Joel Taylor is my dream top Daddy. He stayed in the closet but liked to show his stuff on Scruff.

Jacob Elordi

Buster Crabbe circa 1940s

Zac Efron circa Charlie St. Cloud or maybe Neighbors.

Tramell Tillman from SEVERANCE and his fantastic ass. What a beautiful man, and I think he is gay!

Young Johnny Depp...before he turned into a drunken slob.

Josh Hartnett

Michael K. Williams Omar coming

Idris fucking Elba.

Chris Pine...I want those eyes drilling mine while he's drilling my hole.

Basketball Diary Leo

Tony Curtis

He is not really a celebrity. But I would pick actor Diug Savant. He is my first TV crush. Sexy dilf.

Randolph Scott!!!

Doug Savant was hot af in Masquerade with Rob Lowe.

Richard Simmons-!!!

James Dean

R198, How is he not a real celebrity?

Guy Madison.

You want some black celebs? No problem-

Michael Strahan

TJ Holmes

Mahershala Ali

Taye Diggs

Dyllón Burnside

Jay Ellis

Idris Elba

Jeremy Pope

Barack Obama

Blair Underwood

Trevante Rhodes

John Boyega

[quote] Chris Pine...I want those eyes drilling mine while he's drilling my hole.

Are you sure Chris is a top?

If you can only pick one celebrity does that mean you can only post one time in the thread?

@r207, "Are you sure Chris is a top? "

This whole thread is fantasy, let the little bottom fellow have his

R195 Something's going on with Chris Pine. He used to be stunningly handsome. Now he's looking bloated, puffy, and really, really rough. Could it be plastic surgery?

He must be British the way he hit that wall

R210 Can't tell which one is supposed to be before and which one is supposed to be after.

R212 The one on the right is the "after." He looks puffier in that one.

Yeah, Aidan Turner on his pre-jacked cuddle monkey Desperate Romantics/Being Human phase.

Why only male celebrity?

John Hodiak

R216 I also think John Hodiak was very attractive. Funny, I once asked my mom (who's from that era) if she tought he was attractive and she said not at all.

r295 Barack Obama was President, not a celebrity. Show respect.

Robert Conrad in his Wild, Wild, West days, but he'd probably insist on keeping his socks on.

R218 Yeah, show respect, he only killed half a million people, not a whole million.

^ Yet, he left you to live... Not very bright, President Obama

Josh Duhamel, soap twink or hot daddy version.

R221 Should I report you for posting I should be dead? Let me know.

"Him?"

If I had to work with Harry Styles, I'd probably be as burnt out as Chris Pine too.

Harrison Ford circa 1980-1984, even with some bloat on him as seen in "Return of the Jedi".

Chris Pine is still yummy even if a little worn down. I'm going to think he just needs a little rest. And I'm available to cuddle and spoon him back to health.

Pablo Shreiber

Andrew Rannells

Jerry Mitchell

Charlie Williams

R210 At the Venice Film Festival a couple of weeks ago, Chris Pine looked like he could be Siegfried & Roy's love child.

I have been watching many Broadway Backwards videos and I am smitten with pocket gay Andrew Keenan-Bolger. I could fuck his talented ass till the cows come home. Pity. Married.

Phil in Merrill Lynch/Bank of America commercials

Christopher Reeve circa Superman 1 and 2 (1978 to 1981)

James Spader, circa 1984, because, in addition to the Spader of that time being the male equivalent of peaches melba, I have a hunch the RDJ of that era would be included for free.

Chuck in Lee Pace when he was shagging that dude who played the dwarf and I'd have no reason to ever leave the bed.

After seeing the dick pics, I'm changing my mind. Ryan Phillipe for the win. Any age from 18 until present.

R231-That's never stopped Andrew before. Just walk up to him and ask "wanna fuck", and you win!

R231, AKB got plowed by Murray Bartlett on an episode of the HBO series "Looking".

Past: Burt Lancaster in the 1950s. That was one hunk of a man.

Current: John Cena. I need muscle EVERYwhere on/in me.

OK, I'll say it (not having noticed anyone else upthread mention him):

Steve Kornacki

Kurt Russell - young, old, or in-between. Beautiful.

R237, S1E2. It appears he really enjoyed the view.

[quote]r117 Clint Eastwood, “Play Misty for Me” era.

Back of MY MAN, you indigent whore!

Back OFF - not “of”

Now I’m [quote]really[/italic] mad.

(Sobbing with rage, and at formatting)

Henry Cavill, from when he was in "Man of Steel" shape.

Lots of Clint Eastwood mentions in this thread, but his son is WAY hotter.

Give me Scott Eastwood any day:

River Phoenix

In my younger years, it would have been Bruce Willis. These days, Timothy Olyphant circa Justified. Scott Speedman gets an honorary mention for the intervening years.

[quote]Yeah, show respect, he [Obama] only killed half a million people, not a whole million.

r220 Oh, I am very aware of Obama's complicity in the Neo-Con wars which brought death and destruction to Iraq and Afghanistan. I give him no pass. Still, he is a powerful man with blood on his hands, not a "celebrity". The poster made him sound like one of the Kardashians.

I've always had a crush on Griffin Dunne. He'd hate me but pretend he didn't. That's part of the fantasy.

"You can only pick ONE Male Celebrity But you can fuck them whenever you want

Living or Dead."

Are they in a cage?

Do they get the cattle prod if they don't want to perform or don't perform well?

If you pick a dead celebrity how would you fuck them if they've been dead for a long time? Stick a femur bone up your ass?

Is that a thing?

This is what I think goes through your mind when you start threads like these, OP.

It's not so much about you as it is about the people who talk like you in real life.

Meanwhile, for better of worse, the internet is real life.

Jared Leto from back in his "My So Called Life" days. What a perfect twink.

Ben McKenzie from "The OC":

Jason Priestly from 90210:

Paul walker

Caligula - because fucking the dead and the non-existent is so Datalounger realism.

Oded Fehr, and I want him to look exactly like he did in " The Mummy". He was gorgeous.💖

^ also; Brad Pitt as the character, Mickey One Punch, from the movie 'Snatch'. Also Johnny Depp, as Don Juan DeMarco. Also, young Bruce Boxlietner. Sorry, OP, it was hard to just pick one, but I guess, ultimately, I'd have to stick with, Oded Ferhr.^

R203 nobody would recognize him when he only appears at supporting role in two TV series.

Tony Danza in the late 1970s.

Scott Bakula circa Quantum Leap (which may mean I really want Sam Beckett, but I'll take the one who's real). Handsome at many ages, but the QL version is the one who had an impact on little gay me.

And that rear view...

Zach Galligan from the movie "All Tied Up"...

Your literalism in this thread reveals how stupid you really are, R251.

Dan Abrams

Robbie Amell, from when he was in that dumb movie, "The Duff"

Size 15 feet

I don't understand the crushing on Dan Abrams. He's skinny like a praying mantis and has a huge adam's apple.

Robert Fuller, circa [italic]Laramie-Wagon Train-Emergency![/italic]

Fucking sex on a stick.

R268 he’s very intelligent and has gorgeous blue eyes. Plus he’s slightly cocky which drives me wild.

R270 OK, I get it. Thanks for clearing that up.

R271 he’s my type 💯

Brenton Thwaites as he was on Titans season one. He's never looked better than there.

Matt Bomer and his wonderful ass.

Jordan Knight from when he was in New Kids On The Block.

Lance Kerwin, from when he was in "James at 16" (relax, he was 18 at the time, and totally legal). Or maybe the next year when he was in that TV movie where he had sex for the first time, and was just so damn gorgeous (with Scott Baio of all people?)

Clint Eastwood was never hot. Plus, he's a moronic Refuglican who talks to empty chairs on TV. Not sexy at all. I don't understand why he's been mentioned even once.

R361

There are many more drugs than the four you mentioned. Everyone's brain chemistry is different so "good" doctors often have to try a number of medications to find one to which the patient responds. Some cause weight gain.

Rock Hudson

Leonardo DiCaprio at any age shadow or form.

Idris Elba

Tony Danza, from his "Taxi" days.

Jon Erik-Hexum of course. I mean, got-damm.

In his prime. Sadly I botched it.

DL fave Chris Meloni. Circa 2000

Keanu. Beautiful now or then.

[quote]Oded Fehr, and I want him to look exactly like he did in " The Mummy". He was gorgeous.💖

Fuck yeah!

Mark Frankel. British actor from the 1990s.

Definitely Channing Tatum... probably from his Magic Mike or G.I.. Joe years.

I give you back Meloni. I’ll take Brenton Thwaites instead.

Teddy Sears

Francis X

Clint Eastwood had no lips and funky little teeth. Never sexy.

I suspect Clint is hung.

I would have hit it 60 years ago, and I’m sure at least one guy did.

This one is easy. Living or Dead? Errol Flynn.

Hart Bochner circa Apartment Zero

A toss-up between Frank Langella circa Dracula and Alan Rickman in the 80s when he wore a beard.

Enormous hands...large frames...those voices...

Although I also wouldn't say to no to being the filling in an Andrew McCarthy/Robert Downey Jr. sandwich on the set of Less Than Zero.

I’d like to feel a certain male celebs foot inside my ass

Gary Cooper had a huge penis. Legendary.

Wally Cox

R299 Tell something new.

"Your literalism in this thread reveals how stupid you really are, [R251]."

Apparently it also reveals what a petty cunt you are.

Two! Two! for the price of one!

Isn't literalism great?

R296 Speaking of Hart Bochner, he's 66 and has never been married.

Is he a gay?

R303, Maybe he hasn't found the right girl yet.

Hart is indeed one of us.

R251 must be fun on a date.

R305 Do you have any stories?

I have a story about a party on location during Breaking Away. It involved a tube of KY and a cucumber.

Definitely Charlie Hunnam, from when he was in "Pacific Rim" (I'd rim the shit out of him)

I really couldn't take eyes of the blond husband who died in a car accident in Downton Abbey. Not sure if he's a celebrity as I can't even remember the guys name. He's probably gone to seed by now as he was English.

r310, Dan Stevens still looks pretty good (though he had longish hair and a moustache for part of this year, presumably for a role, which was less than flattering).

The hair and moustache

I went to college with Hart and I can promise you, he isn't gay.

But back in Philadelphia, when we'd go to (straight -- I was closeted) bars, it would be crazy; we'd walk in and it would be like the whole bar would tip over as it seemed like every woman there wanted him. Actually, they probably did. It was weird. He really was that good looking.

Billy Zane circa Dead Calm, Jeff Bridges circa Against All Odds.

Ezra Miller

Aaron Tyler Johnson ... preferably from Godzilla, but I'll take the version from Kick-ass 2 as long as I can shave his head.

^ it's the donkey dick isn't it??

Well, he's CUTE on top of the huge uncut schlong. I want to make him my plaything. My bitch.

Matt Lanter ... particularly around 10-15 or so years ago, when he was in his prime.

I’ll happily settle for Robert Fuller or Teddy Sears, the very thought of either of whom gives me an instant erection. Poor dead Hexum of course was almost florid perfection in every aspect—but I’m afraid that really would be too intimidating as a regular thing. (Once, though, oh yes.)

Prince Harry for me. I'm crazy about uncut gingers.

^^Me too. But Harry's a douchebag.

Frank Sinatra and his big 'ol pene and luscious prepuzio.

Is OP necrophiliac? Why would you want to have sex with a dead celebrity?

Ryan McPartlin, who played "Captain Awesome" on the series "Chuck". He was so hot.

Billy Zane’s face was very similar to porn star Jeff Stryker’s.

Brian Kerwin during his Torch Song days.

To R327....I am What I am, and I Love Brian Kerwin that movie.

I found Dan Stevens completely unappealing in the Downton Abbey episodes I saw, but he really bloomed after leaving.

R329, Not as John Dean in that Martha Mitchell series.

I'm going to to for James Roday, as he was during season one of "Psych".

I had such a crush on him back then.