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How to tell the BRF from the MCU

SIMILARITIES:

Billions of dollars/pounds/euros involved.

Bizarre fashion sense.

Egos the size of planets.

Mix of hereditary wealth/power and social climbers with an ax to grind.

Sort of hard to tell whether or not they are "in real life" exactly who they appear to be "onscreen".

Story has been going on for fucking ever.

Now that the really famous ones are dead, increasingly hard to give a shit.

DIFFERENCES:

MCU: Provides gainful employment

BRF: Define "employment"

MCU: Highly fuckable

BRF: Not with Bea Arthur's dick

MCU: Surprisingly little sex

BRF: Quite a lot of sex, most of it nasty

MCU: Black Panther

BRF Blackamoor brooch

MCU: takes audiences for exciting ride

BRF: takes British taxpayers for total ride

MCU: "I am Iron Man"

BRF: "I'd love to be your tampon."

MCU: Contingent of genius-level scientists, assassins, government agents, industrialists, philanthropists, androids, wizards, mutants and spies with the odd Norse God, high-school twink and talking raccoon thrown in.

BRF: Contingent of dopey-looking inbreds plus talentless actress/assorted continental scumbags.

MCU: Appear to enjoy each other's company off work hours

BRF: More knives out than a Ginzu commercial circa 1983

MCU: If you walked in on two of them 69ing it has a decent chance of being watchable

BRF: Not so much. On the other hand, no one in the BRF ever had their vagina steamed

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2022 6:11 PM

5.3 Started strong but rattled on too long. Points deduced for making me think even a second what the fuck MCU means.

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2022 5:59 PM

BRF - C-List Actress with resting bitch face hits the jackpot

MCU - Oscar-winning Actress with resting bitch face hits the jackpot.

I still can't believe that Captain Marvel make a Billion dollars. Did people just see random crap pre-covid?

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by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2022 6:10 PM

The most important difference is that the British monarch is the head of state - an incredibly important role in every country.

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2022 6:11 PM
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