Lens, is that you?

Maybe she could replace Lea in FG.

Of course she's directing now. Who the fuck wants to look at THAT on a screen?

But we could all see her directing a film about her period

I happened to catch Seth last night.

I have to say (besides the fact she's transitioned into a whale), she's quite charming and a very good talk show guest.

Lens is huge.

I agree though that she is charming.

I saw her a long time ago on Colbert, I think. She was easy going and fun.

She’s getting dangerously big. If she’s comfortable at that weight, fine, do your thing, gurrrrl etc. but something tells me she looks in a mirror every morning and sobs.

🎶 All the leaves are brownnnnn, and the sky is gray 🎶

She was okay on Travel Man but that was way before her health problems.

**Look for my new "All the babies you can eat" clothing line at a Dress Barn near you**

The clothes are fab and so roomy!

Best of all, you can look just like me!

I maintain DL Fave Riz Ahmed is the greatest actor of all time, having to "pretend" with total conviction that he was into her on the last season of GIRLS (2017).

For once, I envy our Boomer elders.

They got Cass Elliot, who gave the world her magic and died young. We get Lena Dunham, who gives the world her whining and won't shut up.

If she thinks she's surprised about it - I've got news for her.

She's found far better than most of you bitches are, or ever will.

Why the bangs? They only make her face look fatter

Riiight, it's the bangs that make her look fatter

You can hide a LOT of pebbles in THOSE creases.

Catch Lens and Beanie as Trixie and Dixie at Tennessee Ernie Ford Memorial Park during I Love Lucy week. Coming in October!

I hope she can see herself losing weight because she looks like Lizzo has whitened her skin! Yes folks Lena looks like a bleached whale........

She's as big as a whale, true. But the dress is really awful, too. She could dress so much nicer.

As has been established multiple times, she doesn't want to dress better.

Hey watch what you say about Lens and Beanie. News Flash: We've all been selected to be spokeswomen for Weight Watchers. Whoever slims down to 110 lbs, gets to start in the next Marvel Movie: The Fats Attack

R21 Or eat better. Or humble herself. All to the detriment of no one but herself.

It's like a chain smoker who blazes away two packs a day, saying "The more you nag me, the more I'm gonna smoke!" I say keep it up. One less nasty bitch in the world.

The transformation is almost complete!

Poor, poor Lens, it must be even harder to walk in high heels now.

I don't care she's fat but she forces us to find her hot and likes to be naked or in skimpy clothes. I think humiliation fetish sounds right? I know a few fat girls who dress like sluts and are addicted to TikToks and pander to chubby chasers and trolls who mock them. They both have OnlyFans too.

Also Lena's self-absorbed rich white straight girl feminism is obnoxious. She also touched her sister in inappropriate ways. She also thinks she's this gay ally for some reason. She's just obnoxious. It's hard to feel bad for her.

Poor thing. She looks hideous.

She’s one Big Mac away from Chrissy Metz territory and a heart attack.

She’s got a lot of health problems. Maybe the medication she’s on is making her fatter? Idk.

She could write direct and star in the lifetime biopic of Bridget Fonda.

I seem to remember she had her own big gal dress line. Or maybe it was a collab. Remember? But the sizes are probably ALL too small because it wasn't for the morbidly obese.

Here, I didn't imagine it. I estimate 100 lbs ago?

I feel bad for her. I rewatched Girls during the pandemic and it’s so much funnier than I remember (especially the later seasons). It’s like she can mock her own ridiculousness but can’t actually change her issues.

I had to make sure that this picture wasn’t photoshopped. She looks awful and unhealthy, and this is not coming from a hateful place.

It’s Violet Beauregarde.

Insufferable, obese, whinging, and pathetic, I still find Lens very likable for reasons I can't explain. She always comes across as fun and genuinely sweet in interviews.

[quote]I maintain DL Fave Riz Ahmed is the greatest actor of all time, having to "pretend" with total conviction that he was into her on the last season of GIRLS (2017).

Ironically, Riz is fat-phobic, all the women he's ever dated were thin, one even looked like an adolescent boy, she was shapeless with stick legs and no curves at all, she was completely flat chested. Riz is also paranoid about getting fat. He's always going to the gym.

This bloviating tub of lard actually thinks people are interested in her absurd personal life, no one is. Only her mentally ill fans care. The crap they post at her IG is pathetic, calling her "Fearless", "Gorgeous", "Brave" etc.

Lens thinks by exposing her obese body it will endear her to the world, it doesn't, many find her repulsive and not even all that talented. Her husband? Guess he married her for her money. Unless he is an actual chubby chaser.

Chrissy Metz might be morbidly obese, but she'd never expose her body like Lens does. Lens is trolling the world.

Who wants to see THIS? And WTF does this have to do with her career?

Or this?

Wearing black sure isn't always slimming!

Omfg

Pleasantly Plump!

Was she asked to be in that new film WHALE?

N0 doubt whatsoever that I'm 100% GAY. For all of you questioning the homo-sex..., you're welcome.

omg lens is HUUUUUGGGGGE

Forget her blubbery body, she's always had the face of middle-age Haus Frau!

Lens is a very homely looking woman.

Riz Ahmed should have won the EMMY for this!

And especially for this.

There are plenty of straight dudes who like a Rubenesque woman (which Lens was during her "Girls" days), but she's really ballooned in the last 5 years or so. She's gone from "a bit overweight" to truly obese. I worry she is going to take the DL crown that Chrissy Metz fought so hard to steal from Gabourey Sidibe.

Those pictures with Riz are funny; while she has gotten larger since her wedding, she looks better in the sense that her eyes are bright & she doesn't have that glazed over, medicated look she did recently. For as much as DL loves to make fun of her (and she provides lots of material), she does have some talent - and she's well connected - so if directing small indie pictures works for her, well good for her.

I still think the hubby is gay or has some other angle. That's not a marriage in the conventional sense.

You call that body Rubenesque? Lens was always more than a bit overweight.

Years ago, Lens lost a lot of weight at one point because she was afraid of losing Jack Antonoff, he eventually left her for a model. I also don't buy the hysterectomy excuse as the reason she blew up. I have female friends who had hysterectomies, none gained that amount of weight.

Even when Lens was thinner, she still had an odd body, she's always been pear shaped with tiny tits. When she was thinner, her calves were thin for an overweight woman.

I've seen heavy women who have normal proportions. Lens body has always been odd.

What’s wrong with the skin under her right arm in r38’s photo?

[quote]Those pictures with Riz are funny; while she has gotten larger since her wedding, she looks better in the sense that her eyes are bright & she doesn't have that glazed over, medicated look she did recently. For as much as DL loves to make fun of her (and she provides lots of material), she does have some talent - and she's well connected - so if directing small indie pictures works for her, well good for her. I still think the hubby is gay or has some other angle. That's not a marriage in the conventional sense.

Why do people assume she's connected? Who started this myth about her 'connections'?

Her parents, Laurie Simmons and Carroll Dunham, were downtown NYC artists, at one point the family shared a loft with other struggling artists, exactly [bold]WHO [/bold] is she connected to? Her parents don't mix in showbiz circles.

Judd Aapatow seems to be the main connection, he gave her a break. Blame him for inflicting Lens the world.

Wonder why she's now living in London, is the husband is British? Lens had a condo/co-op in Brooklyn and house in California. Surely she doesn't earn that kind of money to have three residences and her husband doesn't appear to come from any sort of wealth. Guess Lens sold her two US residences. The Brooklyn apartment was huge.

Her parents sold their Tribeca loft for six million, the same loft where Tiny Furniture was filmed. Her parents then moved tp Brooklyn.

[quote]What’s wrong with the skin under her right arm in [R38]’s photo?

I can't figure it out, it looks like part of the heart tat is missing, could she have had a nearby tat removed? Could have been Jack's name or a likeness of him.

^Maybe lymph node surgery?

Aren't lymph nodes removed during cancer surgery? And usually near the cancerous area.

Her hysterectomy was due to her endometriosis, never heard she had cancer of any kind.

Why would anyone let her near a British period piece? Unless they mean the 70s punk scene.

Why would anyone let her near a British period piece? Unless they mean the 70s punk scene.

r53 the UKs become the place for Americans that have burnt all their industry bridges... the UK film industry is struggling so much, they've even given Lindsay Lohan several projects this year. I think most of them were voice overs but still.

Everyone can tell you what's wrong with their industry, they try several gimmicks but the practices remain the same and thus problems remain unresolved. The three primary conflicts are not enough fresh (untainted) blood nor adequate funding and perhaps the bigger problems with unique sense of scheduling... which ties into the shift to streaming as they're losing more of their actors to international market where they're more apt to work on a series year after year rather than having significant delays between 'seasons'... besides as with everywhere, that whole cvoid biz, shutdown far too many shows.. and newer ones haven't been as well received.

R24 that gets me every fucking time!

Lens must be seething that Jack Antonoff is doing extremely well.

Jack has been working with tons of famous musicians, writes music with and for them and he's won tons of awards.

Why does Lens think it's an important part of her brand to constantly assault our eyes with her repulsive body?

Seriously? Isn't she supposed to be a director and a script writer? Does any other female director expose their body on social media?

If she Lens wants to be taken seriously, she simply needs to do her fucking job, direct films and TV series. Stop pontificating and put some fucking clothes on.

What’s happening with her armpits in the picture in r38?

Are those Lens' arms or is she carrying a couple of ham hocks?

R50 Lens was definitely "Rubenesque" earlier on in her career. She was plump in the early seasons of Girls but not grossly overweight. She packed on the pounds as the series went on and hasn't stopped since.

The Riz Ahmed scenes looked kind of fun because they were smashing shit, spilling drinks, dancing, and swimming in the ocean. It’s not like they were feigning real romance.

I remember when she lost some weight and looked pretty good but later she said she was miserable starving herself. LD just doesn’t do hunger.

[quote]The Riz Ahmed scenes looked kind of fun because they were smashing shit, spilling drinks, dancing, and swimming in the ocean. It’s not like they were feigning real romance.

Did you see that episode? In the scene after they went back to Riz's room at the resort, Riz had to pretend fuck Lens, but from behind. Lens even made sure to talk about that scene on some talk show. Lens said something about her back or legs bothering her afterwards. If she wasn't such an annoying idiot, that scene would have ben unnecessary.

The Hannah character sure thought it was a "real romance", when Riz's character said she could meet his GF, Lens hopes of connecting with his character ended. Hannah assumed there was no GF. Riz' character explained he was free to fuck other women (he also talked about participating in orgies at the resort) when the GF was not in the same state or country he was in. It was obvious he was in an open relationship.

btw, Riz never gets naked for any role. He's done lots of sex scenes in films and TV series but he's never ever naked.

I remember some minor actress' Q&A for some article. When asked who she'd love to work with she said Lena Denham. I have never been able to take her seriously since. Not that she is a good actress but still I didn't laugh at her before.

I first wrote Lens because I never even remember her real name is Lena. DL has programmed me too well,

btw, 'LENS' started here at DL.

I personally know the poster who started it. LD's first name was misspelled on purpose because Lens is so fixated on being photographed. Lens is a troll.