Leonardo DiCaprio has a new beard: Gigi Hadid

Oh, please. She's way too old for him. This won't last.

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Instant family!

There’s photos of them together so it’s real

Maybe it's a discounted rate because she's over 21.

He such a lolita kind of guy.

I think the reaction his team wants from the puiblic is "Hey, maybe he's not gay."

R6 That’s because he used to be one.

Gigi and Leo? We know about him. This is a fag and his hag scenario yet again. Everyone here knows He's The Queen Of The World!

Nah, she's too old and raddled looking with a loose pussy from having ugly Zayn Malik's baby. Plus she has a disgusting belly button that looks worse since the kid and is covered with moles. And her face is fat. Bella Hadid surely would be more his bag. Younger and dark haired without the moles or post pregnancy body.

Bella Hadid is ugly and before this last one he went for blondes. I think this is another contract. She wants publicity, he wants a cover. I think he’s trying to change his MO since he was called out. Gen Z is hard for him because they all post everything on social media. What’s the point of being with him if you can’t do the one thing that drums up the most publicity? Gigi’s famous already. If he is gay I think he’d earn more respect coming out of the closet at this point.

Think of how fat their baby's head will be? My god.

R11, he's not interested in "respect". He wants to continue to be a movie star.

Moron @ R20 knows nothing about women's bodies.

R11 Gigi is old enough to remember 9/11. So he’s back to millennials.

Leo is not gay and is not signing 'contracts'. Sick of these fetid fraus on all the threads squawking about beards. Gigi doesn't have that lush, tanned look Leo likes. She's a mother and is pale as a ghost with moles that look like plague bubons. Plus she is Zayn's cast off.

R16 = terrible PR

R16, ok, maybe he’s not gay. Let’s say he’s exploring sexually, sounds better?

But his “real action ships” are definitely PR stunts.

Relationships*

He's non sexual and other people are just fleshlights to him. He'd rather jerk off.

I see you, Bella (r10).