Ken Starr is DEAD to me!

oh, well.

I did a search, btw, nothing popped up. Probably because not many people are sad about this.

Fantastic! Vile disgusting man.

Was it the monkeypox?

Guess he’s now a shooting Starr.

Hilary will be blamed by conservatives for this one too, I’m sure. In 3...2...1...

Awww. That’s a shame. Say what you will about her, but her song “I Still Believe” was terrific.

What’s everyone fixing for dinner tonight? I’ve got some mushrooms I need to use up.

He didn’t have a hot ass and he couldn’t live forever.

Vile person, trying to cloak his thirst for sexual details in false morality.

He died due to complications from surgery in Texas.

Do not have surgery in TX. That state has the lowest payouts if someone screws up your surgery.

That being said, he made a wise decision to have surgery at Baylor Houston.

He was anti-Trump though.

Well, wise-ish. I mean it might be the best, but he's still dead.

Surgery for what, R11?

Bill Clinton will smoke a cigar in his honor tonight.

Celebration in Chappaqua New York tonight.

It's a start..

God must have needed another smut peddler

Just in case you forgot.

Crickets.

I appreciated this local news station exposing him for the vile fool he was. If his fundamentalist evangelical friends are right about the afterlife, he’s going to need a really good crisis manager to help him where he is now

Best news I've heard all day....

Awwww.

What about the other Ken Starr?

[quote]Do not have surgery in TX. That state has the lowest payouts if someone screws up your surgery.

I thought Houston had the best hospitals in the world.

I had no idea this pos was still kicking.

I hope it was painful and miserable.

What did Bette Davis say about the dead?

I hope he enjoys the journey.

KENGHAZI!!!

Oh OP's pic is VERY flattering. At the news video link you see him straight on....he has a face like a dropped pie, as the Aussies say.

And nothing of value was lost.

He also helped cover up sexual abuse at Baylor U when he was President there

Another evangeical hypocrite. Starr was forced to resign from a prestigious position at Baylor University after covering up rape allegations against some football players.

Blowjobgate was the Republicans’ revenge for Watergate.

It was a suicide pact with the Queen.

Hillary just found out...

I would have thought he was older than that

This guy was "Prurient Interest" personified. He also had Brett Kavanaugh concoct some of the most lurid questioning.

Footage of the event.

I think I’ll have a salad for dinner. What about you guys?

Dead Starr matters.

Rest in Piss.

Upstaged again!

I hope he spent millions of dollars and several years being investi er diagnosed.

Some people are comprehensively awful. He was one of them. And he went far with his awfulness.

The flames of HELL are on TURBO today.

He and Linda Tripp are rotting in hell together 🙂

I can't believe he was only 76.

" Surgery for what, [R11]?"

Soul implantation. It didn't take.

[quote] He died due to complications from surgery in Texas.

Was he operated on by a Dr. Duntsch?

I don't care. Do you?

The doctors all looked at each other and decided not to lift a finger.

Newt Gingrich: you're next!

Dick Cheney LITERALLY does not have a human heart in his body and he is still alive

Newt will live forever

Newt will be dead before you know it.

Bring us the eye of Newt!

Turd Blossom, George W Bush certainly called it.

No, R59, you're thinking of the equally foul Karl Rove.

I have a hard time keeping my sexual deviants in order, R60.

R60, you’re right, but the sentiment still remains.

Ken Starr was fired as President of Baylor University for helping to cover-up sexual assaults/rape by the football team.

He was a right-wing hypocrite.

He can take his protege Kavanaugh with him.

I was doing a jig to Waiting For A Star To Fall when the news flashed across the screen of my television. I can’t help but feel that in some small way I contributed to this.

I *loved* her Wheel of Fortune!

In Houston?

Perhaps Dr. Nowzaradan was removing fat from his brain and the scalpel slipped?

Killary waited all these years to kill him, just so we wouldn't suspect her. I just pray our real and true President, Donald Trump, will lock her up.

Ken Starr is sucking Satan’s cock in hell and telling Linda Tripp all about it.

[Quote]I’ve got some mushrooms I need to use up.

Oh I hear you. If I don't buy the mushrooms specifically, I forget and then I rush to use them. Cooked them up with some spinach that was going to expire the other day and it was a good combo. Enjoy your dinner :)

So the deaths come in 3s? Can we expect 2 more right wing assholes to croak? I nominate Clarence Thomas and Mitch McConnell.

He spent millions upon millions investigating a blowjob and became quite rich himself in the process.

BYEEEEEEEEEEE

he was a total pervert! probably jacked off to the details, the "dirty details" that he relished releasing to the world, every night....

evil man, not sure whose worse him or Karl Rove...

and the topping of the smut cake was him being on trump's legal team....

Hell has a new demon.

R75, where he's condemned to wearing a soiled blue dress.

I couldn't find a clip of it but as soon as I think of Ken Starr I think of when Michael Moore and company dressed as Salem Puritans picketing outside Starr's home. Hilarious!

Buh-bye.

Someone upthread mentioned Gingrich. I have an unpleasant feeling he will live to about 90. The guy just radiates putrid malevolence and evil. I get that seem evil vibe from John Bolton.

If he hadn’t agreed to be the Whitewater Special Counsel, he was on a trajectory to be a Supreme Court justice. If this would’ve happened, Biden would’ve gotten another Supreme Court nomination.

Thank You Jesus

[quote]If he hadn’t agreed to be the Whitewater Special Counsel, he was on a trajectory to be a Supreme Court justice. If this would’ve happened, Biden would’ve gotten another Supreme Court nomination.

He died from complications from surgery. You have no idea what surgery it was or whether it would have been necessary to have said surgery if his life had taken such a radically different turn.

He could just as easily have died of something else while cheeto was in office. Would he have been better than Thomas who was nominated just before his other gig - who knows. Would he have been better than Alito - tough call. Better than Roberts - definitely not.

No way Starr would have been confirmed after the Clinton investigations. I don’t think W would have nominated him. And remember, the Federalist Society wanted young judges who would be on the bench longer.

[quote]Surgery for what, [R11]?

Gender reassignment, of course.

Good riddance to that disgusting bastard. I hope he rots in hell.

^Thomas was already on the Court when he took on his Whitewater duties, so we’re talking about a Bush 43 appointee. I wasn’t raising this prospect as to contrast Starr with anyone else, merely to raise the alternative history prospect that Biden could be looking at another SCOTUS nomination if Starr’s professional life had taken another turn in the ‘90s.

Yay!

The lights of the world shine a little brighter tonight. Now about that fatal car crash containing Ginni and Clarence.

The most disgusting human being ever. His lips were always wet like he'd been licking them. I think he had a lewd salacious bent of mind.

Deeply closeted KS. He really wanted to suckie-suckie Bill Clinton himself.

About 28 years too late! The death! I can only hope it was excruciating and gruesome death.

1.Actively impeach a successful POTUS because he had a consensual relationship with a willing partner.

2.Deliberately coverup rapes on campus.

Its a Republican thing, you wouldn't understand.

The first obvious partisan investigation of a high ranking elected official. Starr was appointed to follow one goose chasing investigation after another trying to find something to pin on Bill Clinton, and at last they got him about lying about a consensual affair. For Republicans that is an impeachable affair. However obstruction of justice, coercing Ukraine president to make lies about a bogus investigation to receive congressionally approved funds, insurrection, overturning an election, stealing top secret government files do not matter.

[quote] Surgery for what

For kicks, Rose.

r95 hypocrisy reaches every party, dear.

[quote]He died due to complications from surgery in Texas.

This is an impressive self-own.

I hope his wife and kids can join him soon.

He was a piece of shit, but so is Clinton. (I didn't feel that way about Clinton at the time of impeachment, it took me two more decades)

Cunt

R87 that’s not how history works. Once you change something in the past, nothing about the future is guaranteed. For example, if Starr had been appointed to the court instead of Roberts he might have lived to be 90 because he might have chosen to have his surgery done at a DC hospital. Or maybe he would have tripped down the SCOTUS stairs or been killed in a car accident on his way to work in DC in 2008 or 2018.

My dad likes to imagine that his football team would have won a game if only an interception hadn’t been thrown in the first half, or if only a field goal kick early in the game hadn’t gone a few feet wide, but that’s just not how it works. Once you change the outcome of one play, everything from that point forward potentially changes. Engaging in “what ifs” about history is fun, and it’s fine to imagine what SCOTUS would have been like if Starr rather than Roberts or Alito had been nominated in a universe in which nobody ever heard of Monica Lewinsky, but you can’t really extend the hypothetical to his death. The timing and manner of his death might have been radically different in that “what if” scenario.

[quote]Thomas was already on the Court when he took on his Whitewater duties, so we’re talking about a Bush 43 appointee.

[quote]Would he have been better than Thomas who was nominated just before his other gig - who knows.

Yes, dear. I know which is why I said he was nominated just BEFORE he started his gig since the implication was that he was on track, so would have been among the names floated, but his taking the special prosecutor role nixed any future possibility of that happening.

[bold]Ken Starr, Who Turned a Blind Eye to Rape and Defended a Sex Trafficker, Dead at 76[/bold]

KENNETH STARR, THE lawyer known for investigating Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, mishandling sexual assault cases as president of Baylor University, and helping Jeffrey Epstein secure a sweetheart deal, died Tuesday, Sept. 13. He was 76.

Starr’s family confirmed his death, saying he died from complications from surgery at St. Luke’s Medical center in Houston, Texas.

Starr was a stalwart conservative foot soldier throughout his career. He started as a lawyer and was nominated by Ronald Reagan to serve on the U.S. Court of Appeals in 1983, a post he maintained for about six years before resigning. George H.W. Bush later appointed him solicitor general, and he was even briefly in the running to fill a Supreme Court vacancy later taken by David Souter.

more at link

[quote]Ken Starr is DEAD to me!

Are we absolutely sure?

Champagne for everyone!

Surely Southpark can do an episode of Ken Starr arriving to meet Satan and Saddam Hussein gets jealous.

[quote] He was a right-wing hypocrite.

I’m sorry, I’m going to have to flag that as redundant.

I read he was in ICU for 17 weeks.

It would be a pity if those bills bankrupted his grieving family.

Geez r110, that actually sounds like Covid.

^Who cares how he died? The IMPORTANT thing is that it took FOREVER, he probably had plenty of time to think things over.

He was defended Epstein and he investigated the Clintons and died suspiciously. QANON should be all over this.

Republican party members don't understand why women willingly have sex with other men when they have had to pay for sex their entire lives.

A woman sucking a man off without cash being exchanged infuriates them.

Trump thinks that constipated expression looks badass. What a small man.

Dump is high.

I hope he gets fucked round the clock by Satan’s spiky penis and that Satan cums hot lava into his beady little eyes every day. I hope this happens for eternity. Fuck this fat shitbag. I’m glad he’s dead.

Because of you we had 8 years of Bush

Your false equivalence is duly noted, r98.

Your only post, r101?

Ken Starr really was a nasty piece of shit.

[quote] Lewinsky would recall with horror being interrogated for hours in 1998 by Starr's prosecutors — but not Starr himself — and threatened with prison if she didn't cooperate with their investigation, a demand she initially refused. Months later, she agreed to testify about the affair, and turned over to prosecutors a dress stained with the president's semen, in return for immunity.

[quote] Lewinsky remembered finally encountering Starr in person, at a Greenwich Village restaurant the previous Christmas Eve. Starr stepped forward with a “warm, incongruous smile,” and introduced himself to Lewinsky, who was dining with her family.

[quote] “Ken Starr asked me several times if I was ‘doing O.K.’ A stranger might have surmised from his tone that he had actually worried about me over the years. His demeanor, almost pastoral, was somewhere between avuncular and creepy. He kept touching my arm and elbow, which made me uncomfortable,” she wrote.

[quote] "I turned and introduced him to my family. Bizarre as it may sound, I felt determined, then and there, to remind him that, 20 years before, he and his team of prosecutors hadn’t hounded and terrorized just me but also my family — threatening to prosecute my mom (if she didn’t disclose the private confidences I had shared with her), hinting that they would investigate my dad’s medical practice, and even deposing my aunt, with whom I was eating dinner that night."

Good ol’ Ken Starr is burning in hell (if there is one—kinda hope there is in this case).

R121 I would have stood up and told him loud and clear to go fuck himself.

76? That’s the spirit!

Monica always plays at taking the high road, but none of that would have happened if only she hadn’t been so keen to take the low one.

A truly horrible man. Grotesque.

I find Monica almost as much to blame as Clinton. She wasn't just a willing participant in the affair, she said to friend before she started her internship at the White House that was was going to Washington with her knee pads on.

She was a groupie looking for a good time.

She was a star stalker. She had already had an affair with one of her older married professors a year before. Not her first time at the rodeo.

He’ll always been known for shielding pedos inlay his university

R129, professors are stars? I mean, professor = Bill Clinton?

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD= hot.

The run in between Lewinsky and Star is astonishing to read about, it disgusts.

He had no reason to approach her let alone put one finger on her.

There's no low to their low.

^ Let’s not forget Paula Jones, who, more than Monica, is the one who set Clinton’s impeachment rolling. Were it not for her civil lawsuit - which a unanimous Supreme Court ruled could proceed during the Clinton presidency - we very likely might not known - through discovery - of Lewinsky’s identity.

Brett Kavanaugh collapsed after emitting a Princess Diana Scream.

[quote] He had no reason to approach her let alone put one finger on her.

He probably masturbated thinking about it later that night.

Under Starr’s direction, Kavanaugh's salacious writing of briefs about the Bill-Monica saga and related sexual content, must have been the beginning of the intense lust Lá Sénatrice had developed for Kavanaugh. and remains to this day.

Kavanaghs installation to court threads the needle for these lowlifes.

Lindsey Graham completely lost his mind over the Kavanaugh hearings. Just over-the-top frothing at the mouth.

He acted as if his life depended on Kavanaugh getting confirmed. In retrospect, you can bet that Trump threatened to reveal whatever dirt he had on Linds if it didn't happen.

Have you seen pics of Lindsey lately? Super puffy and clearly drinking like a fish. I get some measure of satisfaction over the fact that he really has no life. He would say it was all worth it, but he's just a fool that no one will remember after he passes. The only way people like him will get anyone to go to their funeral is if they die in office.

OT, but does Kavanaugh still have boofing parties and weightlifting get togethers with Squi and Tobin?

[quote]He’ll always been known for shielding pedos inlay his university

Are you typing with one hand? As happy as we all are about the news, I didn’t think it was spank material.

But then, what do I know?

No boundaries? whatever would motivate this man to approach Lewinsky and touch her arm/ body while asking "are you ok"?

Hearing of this encounter horrifies me more than tales of POTUS getting sucked off by a young groupie.

These hearings are intended to determine the fitness of a candidate fir a lifetime appointment. Candidates should expect to be asked very difficult questions and be on their best behavior throughout.

Everyone who permitted the hearings to continue after that woman flashed a gang symbol is unfit for higher office. She made the gang sign than once during the confirmation hearings and strangely enough, she is not white enough to identify as Caucasian.

That is a very swarthy looking white woman flashing a white power symbol.

YOU KNOW cavanaugh, starr and graham REGULARLY jacked off to the illicit very details of the sex between clinton and lewinsky...

it was LITERALLY their erotic "fiction" porn to read while they jacked...pervs then, now and forever.....

R140, Because it never gets old.....

SNL still has some moments…

back then I remember hearing assholes boast about reading the Starr report three times.

No, sir. You read the "good parts" more than once, you didn't read the report entirely. Ever. There was no need to read the deceased's report because the media reported the juicy prints in salacious detail.

As thorough Ken Star was to faithfully document President Clinton's liaisons, he refused to follow-up with a student who reported a rape on campus.

Think about it.

Thank you, r147. Americans seem to think it was Bill Clinton who foisted lurid descriptions upon us, when their publication was solely the work of Ken Starr and his little band of Inquisitors.

r119 Do clarify as to how you believe it's a false equivalent.

Vile, hypocritical, extreme partisanship.

Janet Reno, the AG then, was terrible at the job. Clinton just had to pick a woman for the AG. Two other women nominees got withdrawn due to controversies; very mild issues compared to what gets approved today.

Starr died 25 years too late. Disgusting piece of shit.

For anyone who might still think he was a fair dispenser of justice, just doing his job, his defense of Trump should dispense of that. To think that Clinton was deserving of impeachment, but Trump’s offense fell short is quite an indictment of Starr.

He was a typically prurient Puritan.

R153... he was a typical secret dirty pervert into kink "thou doth protest too much" should be his epitaph!....

Ken Starr is the reason we have page after page of lurid sexual descriptions enshrined forever and even PUBLISHED for the pleasure of hypocritical conservative masturbaters.

R155, See r148. 😉

I love how the newspaper headline emphasizes the original Farce of "Whitewater," when everyone knows Starr's claim to fame is the Spin-off Show "Monica."