Where was Maureen McCormick last night?

In search of an 8-ball.

At Queen Lizzy's funeral.

I'd rather have seen her than the homophobic deplorable who plated Cindy

Busy brushing her hair. 100 times.

Someone told her to wait outside for Florence to show up.

She was terrified of being around Eve.

Serious replies only!

God, Lenin left his tomb.

She's tagging along on Davy Jones' Fall Tour.

Did Eve give her the wrong directions?

Christopher Knight is still a sexy man. He just needs to shave that awful soul patch.

Something suddenly came up!

She's still waiting for her date, Davy Jones, to show up.

She's looking for Doug, the Big Man on Campus!

She got her nose broken from a errant football.

The day before she got hit hard in the face with a football.

She was making out Desi Arnaz in the back seat of his Camaro.

A football knocked her up.

She got busy scissoring with Alice on top of the orange countertop and lost track of time.

Greg and Peter were horsing around and Peter threw a football and hit her in the nose.

The five who were at the Emmys participated in a RuPaul's Drag Show episode, Dragging the Classics: The Brady Bunch.

In the episode, drag contestants dressed as Brady Bunch characters.

Maureen did not participate in the drag episode, so no reason for her to show up at the Emmys.

Sleepover at Noreen's house (The lezbo from the movie that had a crush on Marcia).

That Brady Bunch special should've disqualified RuPaul from any and all future trophies.

It's always about Marcia. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!

She was last in the bathroom and couldn’t get ready in time.

Her date, George Glass, never showed for some reason.

[Quote] Sleepover at Noreen's house (The lezbo from the movie that had a crush on Marcia).

That means Maureen has likely seen Sydney Sweeney's tits in person.

Peter certainly porker-out

Jan gave her Tiki idol as a souvenir from their Hawaiian vacation.

Was does Eve always dress like a frump.

She got knocked up by her hot boyfriend Doug Simpson.

Mike and Carol sent her to live with Aunt Jenny until the baby is born.

She's holding up a 7-11 for money for leave-in conditioner and drugs.

Actually since Greg got his own private bedroom in the attic,

they aren't really sure who the father of Marcia's baby is...

Maureen stopped by to pick up Susan's trailer park to pick her up for the ceremony, and she got caught in the crossfire of a drug-related shooting.

But Susan made it to the ceremony. She just chalked it up to the game.

I would be happy to take her place

Maureen pulled a Dana Plato and held up a dry cleaners.

I’ve heard that Maureen is in much better financial shape than any of the other kids. There was probably some crappy little fee they received for showing up at the awards and doing the RuPaul show. Maureen doesn’t need a $25,000 check.

Given her history, she was probably on a bender.

She should be glad she wasn't there. That opening number made Florence and Robert turn in their graves.

She was turning tricks under the "Ted Lasso" table.

The truth is there was a death (or severe illness) in her family. I believe she mentioned on social media that she would have to miss the Emmy Reunion

Yeah, Alice seems to be serving Peter quite a lot of pork chops and applesauce.

Maybe its time for Alice's cousin, Emma, to come visit and put the family in calisthenics boot camp.

Was Olsen shitfaced?

I'm surprised Susan Olsen didn't wear her MAGA hat. And who dressed Eve?

They all dressed themselves

[Quote] And who dressed Eve?

Not Travilla.

Apparantly, Maureen sent her regrets with an addendum which read, '...and if I see that WHORE (emphasis Maureen's) Leah Ayres within 200 miles of the Microsoft Theater, so help me, I'll shit in alll your wigs, Barry!

Ok, we've had enough. This show and the actors have been recycled for 40 years! It's time to move on.

Agreed. Let's talk about The Brady Brides.

Look at it this way; in a hundred years, who's gonna care?

Christopher Knight got very hot for a few years - around the time he dated and married the winner from America's Next Top Model - Adrianne Curry.

Her nose!

He never had a neck, huh.

Susan Dey has no comment.

[quote]Was does Eve always dress like a frump.

And why does Susan always dress like a MAGA meth granny — oh, yeah ...

Do you suppose the rest of them resent having to hang around with Susan "I Love Trump and Hate Fags!" Olsen everytime there's a reunion? She's hideous.

They should do a Brady Bunch sequel where they all live together in a nursing home.

R57 no. They’re from a different time. Even if you don’t agree with her views you put that aside.

She was getting busy with three boys of her own.

Barry’s outfit is the worst of the group. He looks terrible.

I hate myself for saying this, but Bobby looks kinda hawt in that photo.

[quote]Where was Maureen McCormick last night?

King Charles III fired her, along with all of his longtime staff, just before the show.

She couldn't be there because she was appearing in a production of "Romeo and Juliet."

Poor Maureen shared a "2 for the price of 1" coupon for CoolSculpting with Linda Evangelista just before the show....

Where are Carol, Mike, Alice and Sam?

Eve looks pretty good in my that photo. Poor Mike, he was an average looking kid and it has been all down hill from there.

Maureen McCormick is older than Kim Cattrall.

Eve Plumb looks the best of the bunch.

Glancing at the pic, I thought Susan Olsen was Goldie Hawn!

I wouldn't mind seeing an ensemble dramedy whose format was to rotate focus of each episode on one kid's life, their children, and grandchildren which actually examines the difference between their idyllic memories of childhood and the comedic and simple problems they faced in the 70s and the complexities of modern life.

Of course, the cast would have to be rounded out with much better actors playing their kids and grandkids.

Marcia was living her dream:

Getting fingered by Desi Arnaz Jr. while kissing Davy Jones

Something suddenly came up.

Mike Lookinland looks like a shorter, heftier Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Chris Knight is looking a little puffy.

I'm pretty sure my Nonna had a dress and shoes like Eve's.

Barry's rejection of the kid he had with his live-in girlfriend of years whom he referred to as a "play thing" and not a real relationship turned me off to him. Also, his face is unattractive.

Who let deplorable Susan and her dentures out of the trailer park?

Sadly, I think Barry is deplorable as well. Around the 2020 election, he liked a bunch of pro-Trump/Big Lie tweets.

And we know Susan is a Big Trumper too

According to Entertainment Lawyer (I know, I know) Maureen insists on getting paid triple everyone else to do reunion events and most of them, particularly Eve, don't get along with her. All of these blinds are about her:

March 2015:

[quote] Considering how long this show has been off the air it’s remarkable how much money this very large cast makes. They do well. Not spectacular, but considering almost all of them have done nothing since the show ended decades ago, that is pretty good. As time goes by, and opportunities start to slip, the cast likes to jump on all money making opportunities. That is fine if it is a solo thing, but more often than not, the person offering a job wants more than one of the cast. One of those is generally the star of this blind. She arguably had the most popular character on the show, but is in the top three as far as status since the show. That character though is what organizers want, so they give her a call. She loves the call and her only condition ever is that she be the only member of the cast to be there or they won’t get her. Recently she could have given a cast member a chance at a $250K payday. She told the producers that was a no go. She wanted to be the focus and they agreed. As recent as that was, there was something that happened in the past week where she managed to screw over the entire cast in one day. A big payday was in the offing. All the cast had to sign a contract and money would be flowing into their pockets. Our star though decided she wanted a better deal and is holding up the process until she gets triple what any other cast member receives. If she does not get her triple pay, then she won’t sign and no one will get paid. She loves doing that to her co-stars. She loves when they beg with her and plead with her and kiss her butt and buy her presents just to make sure she always signs. This time though, the remaining members of the cast are fighting back. It is a potentially big payday. Enough money to see them through several years and there will be a war if our star does not sign. They will throw every bit of dirt at her they can. The star doesn’t seem worried. As of a day or two ago, she was still holding out for triple. Always screwing them. One day at a time.

September 2016:

[quote] Showing how much her former co-stars dislike her still after all these years, this once in a lifetime actress invited all of them to a recent event and only one bothered to show up. (Only Florence Henderson showed up when she was on DWTS.)

November 2016:

[quote] Even in death there is feuding. This former B+ list mostly television actress who has made a living from the same role for over four decades is refusing to grant any interviews to networks or other media outlets that speak to any of her former cast members. Since everyone wants her interview they do it and freeze everyone else out.

July 2019:

[quote] This alliterate former teen actress who is still famous for an iconic role decades after the role ended, is getting paid nearly triple every other cast member for their current reunion efforts.

March 2020:

[quote] This back in the day alliterate teen actress from an iconic television show who has never been able to be thought of as anyone else, says the recent reunion has not changed anything with her long time co-star/nemesis. They still hate each other which is why they rarely shoot any scene together.

[quote] This alliterate former teen actress who is still famous for an iconic role decades

Oh, dear

So shortsighted on Maureen’s part. They could surely all make a lot more if she would just play nice. Then again, I’m sure she has had years of agents and managers telling her she is the most popular and that she deserves more, so she’s bought into it.

She was watching the show on tv with Susan Dey.

Did they actually get paid for the Emmys appearance? Because I gather all Maureen cares about is the money. Plus, I'm sure she knows that by not going all the talk after would be about her and her absence.

[quote]Where are Carol, Mike, Alice and Sam?

They're with Tiger and Fluffy.

[Quote] Always screwing them. One day at a time.

Surely that's Val Bertinelli?

Brady Bunch cast members, it doesn't matter how I got there. The point is: I've arrived.

[quote] Surely that's Val Bertinelli?

Yeah, idk why he used the phrase "One Day at a Time." He actually revealed the answer to this one eventually and confirmed it was about Maureen.

[quote]She was watching the show on tv with Susan Dey.

Miss Dey has no comment on her purported relationship with this loser.

They have to rely on doing public appearances, reunions and reboots for income because none of them get royalties from The Brady Bunch being syndicated. They were exploited like many child stars of that time. Maureen was pretty, so she had some nice roles later on. Chris Knight was very goodlooking but he didn't really want to act, had stage parents who pushed him. Barry still thinks he's a good musician. Eve seems bitter but she needs to accept she wasn't ever going to be a star and Jan is a far more likable character than smug Marcia. Susan is a MAGAt cunt. Mike seems nice.

R87 nails it. They're broke, but they're happy. Fools.

Maureen's parents invested her earnings in real estate, and her book sold well, so she's doing okay. Her husband is also a successful salesman of office tech. Good for her!

Didn't Eve sell her beach house for a few million several years ago? Her parents had her buy it with some of her Brady Bunch earnings.

For r89 — bought for $11,000, sold for almost $4 mil.

Maureen McCormick was delightful in a couple of roles on Bewitched: as one of Sam and Darren’s imaginary offspring he pictures flying on brooms around his head at the office, and as Endora masquerading as a young trick-or-treater dressed as a genie. She could actually act.

Maureen was a good actress. She nailed those emotional scenes. Eve and Chris were good too. Eve portrayed Jan as more complex than she had to be. Chris had good comedic timing and was funny when he played a doppleganger.

She was a gypsy, not a genie, R91. I saw her!