Paul Smith Underwear Have No Dick Slits

I haven't used the fly of my underwear since I was 8 years old.

R1 when you have a huge cock it is pure torture trying to maneuver that huge cock through that tiny slit, we just pull the underwear down.

Some men sit down to pee.

I've always wondered why they put dick slits in at all...I don't know anyone who can, or does, use them.

I'm pretty sure very few men use the slit, Mary. Sort of why he designed them that way.

[quote]You have to pull the front aside and pull your dick out to piss. Assholes.

If you're pissing through your asshole, you're doing it wrong.

I was going to say they're for trans men too. But Elliot beat me to it.

What the fuck are you guys talking about? Why take the time to pull your pants down to piss, when it's a time saver to pull your dick through the slit and piss

OP, a "piss slit" is a part of the anatomy. It's where urine and semen leave the head of the penis.

The word you want is "fly." The opening on a pair of pants, shorts or underwear for letting the penis out to urinate is "the fly." Not a "piss slit."

Make a note of this so you don't sound like such an uneducated idiot in the future.

[quote] Why take the time to pull your pants down to piss,

Dafuq said anything about pulling your pants down?

Surely people of normal cock size can't get it through that little fly opening? It's such a weird design feature.

They’ve had skimpy underwear without a fly for decades (called slips in Europe). This isn’t an earth shattering innovation.

You bought PANTIES, OP!

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My dick will not fit through a mere slit

OP, in addition to a small dick you must have petite hands. I always assumed underwear with a fly only appealed to guys who are trying to add a little heft to their package. Otherwise it's just a nuisance.

I'm surprised men (especially the lazy, straight slobs) haven't demanded a shit hole for the back so they wouldn't have to bother ever pulling anything down. It's not like they wipe.

OP, since you signed your post "Calvin Klein" I thought I would point out that the CK briefs I'm wearing at the moment have no "penis slit" either.

I'm not fond of the slit.

I'm an over-the-bridge kinda guy.

Peeing shouldn't involve an obstacle course like experience, as if it were some kind of Olympic event.

Calvin Klein got rid of that slit decades ago.

No one uses it

I bought Armani underwear and it's the same, no fly. I have actually nipped the skin and bruised my penis trying to pull it out over an elastic waistband and then through my trouser zip.

Obviously, going against the grain here, but I prefer an opening.

I'm wondering if you lot are wearing track pants instead of trousers, then I wouldn't care if I had a fly because I'd pull both waistbands down at once.

R21, first, get bigger underwear if your elastic is that tight. Second, is there a reason you can't unbutton your pants like everyone else? You literally shove your dick through a zipper-edged hole instead? Maybe you're just stupid.

R22 Your knickers seem a bit twisted.

My elastic isn't too tight. A belt, three buttons and a zip before I get to my underpants seems a bit much for a quick piss.

Call me, Roscoe!

That’s the last place I want on my wardrobe with interlocking, clenching metal teeth.

Sure, nobody uses the dick slit. But as a matter of design men's undies just have them or they look like women's panties. I would never buy a pair of undershorts without a dick slit - as a matter of principle.

I never had a problem with my underwear, fly or no fly.

Gentlemen, some of us don’t wear underwear.

Then again, looking around, I don’t think y’all care.

[quote] I'm surprised men (especially the lazy, straight slobs) haven't demanded a shit hole for the back so they wouldn't have to bother ever pulling anything down. It's not like they wipe.

Oh [bold]butt[/bold] they do. R17

Try Rosie O’Donnell brand underwear. They have a dick hole in them.

[quote]I never had a problem with my underwear, fly or no fly.

I too have never had flies in my underwear.

I don't use piss slits, so it doesn't matter - I guess maybe a small bit of ventilation would be a benefit, but it's not that serious.

No one uses those. It doesn’t really fit through really.

I haven’t worn underwear in decades unless it’s boxers as shorts to get the mail and hang around the house

I suppose you can't see the skid marks in your jeans.

[R29] Ewww.

R36, I don't think those assless underpants are for shitting.