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The debacle of "Shanghai Surprise" (1987)

Nearly destroyed everyone involved: 'Madonna has no sense of humor'.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 11, 2022 4:42 PM

I still can’t make it through this movie. And I’ve been a Madonna for decades and she has her large share of film turkeys that I’ve sat through.

by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2022 10:09 PM

The title is so lame. As lame as—

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by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2022 10:11 PM

"And I've been a Madonna for decades"

Is this you, #1?

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by Anonymousreply 3September 12, 2022 10:38 PM

I preferred the sequel, "Shanghai Surprise Anal."

by Anonymousreply 4September 12, 2022 10:43 PM

Shanghai is the best city in the world for money-laundering and wife-murdering.

by Anonymousreply 5September 12, 2022 10:53 PM

R1, it's worth sitting through at least once because of her looks in it.

I have always thought she was at the absolute peak of her physical beauty in this movie...who agrees?

by Anonymousreply 6October 8, 2022 11:30 PM

Op is stupid it came out in 1986. It also sucked.

by Anonymousreply 7October 8, 2022 11:33 PM

Another Madonna thread. How nice for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 8October 8, 2022 11:36 PM

What was a movie: Desperately Seeking Susan or Shanghai Surprise?

by Anonymousreply 9October 9, 2022 12:14 AM

***** What was a better movie: Desperately Seeking Susan or Shanghai Surprise? *****

by Anonymousreply 10October 9, 2022 12:17 AM

'Madonna has no sense of humor'.

THIS.

by Anonymousreply 11October 9, 2022 12:59 AM

R10 that’s like choosing between a turd and diarrhea

by Anonymousreply 12October 9, 2022 1:02 AM

Let’s not forget Swept Away…… my bf and I were the only paying customers in the theater and we walked out half way.

by Anonymousreply 13October 9, 2022 1:05 AM

Yup it was like a piece of corn in someone’s shit

by Anonymousreply 14October 9, 2022 1:07 AM

Madonna misunderstood the meaning of 'missionary'. She kept taking her clothes off.

by Anonymousreply 15October 9, 2022 2:51 AM

I wish she would have shown off her body more in this movie because I think this is the best she ever looked.

by Anonymousreply 16October 9, 2022 5:12 PM

It didn't come anywhere close to destroying Madonna who still had a lot of peak career thereafter - even decent acting roles - A League of Their Own; Dick Tracey.

by Anonymousreply 17October 9, 2022 5:30 PM

Tracy

by Anonymousreply 18October 9, 2022 5:32 PM

I wish her great look during this time would have been captured in a better movie.

by Anonymousreply 19October 11, 2022 4:25 PM

Shanghai Surprise came out in 1986.

Sheesh!

by Anonymousreply 20October 11, 2022 4:42 PM
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