Let’s be Fraus

I’m the Live Laugh Live decals on the wall.

Love!

It’s Wine o’clock somewhere!

I'm the Hallmark Channel! I wouldn't exist without them.

My six paragraph post has lots and lots of Capital ketters, Periods. Between. Words. huggy bears, bolds. italics and exclaimy points!!!! Yay!!!

I’m sobbing for the Queen.

I'm Braeden and Jaxleigh.

I’m emotions! Let’s drown in them until everything means nothing!

PUMPKIN SPICE - YUM!

R2 Buck would have never mistyped.

I’m gossip, the precursor to a female mental orgasm. Creating dramatic situations out of the mundane is our foreplay, verbally beating them into the ground is our intercourse.

I'm the toxic wasteland that no one visits but they insist is the garden of Eden.

Let's be embittered gay men posting generalized BS about women, when we're not posting racist BS about "coloureds," then in the next breath complain about homophobia without *any* sense of awareness...

I'm the weaponized accusation of misogyny directed at gay men for saying something that isn't misogynistic but that I don't like. I care about misogyny at no other time.

Omg time for fall, y’all. I need to get out my sweaters, pumpkin spice everything, watching my fave Halloween movie Hocus Pocus and jumping into leave piles with the kiddos. Hopefully the hubs doesn’t get mad when we do that. I love, love, love fall.

🍁🎃🧙‍♀️☕️🍂

I'm This Is Us.

I’m the Xanax that I just took while wearing my duster, because I got overexcited from watching that Lifetime: Woman in Peril movie.

Oh, and I actually get wet thinking about pumpkin spice.

I'm the passive aggressive behavior directed at the hot guy in the office she once crushed on but now knows is gay.

I'm the fall uniform.

I’m the Frau in R18 ‘s post. I’m rallying the other girls in the office, we’re going to get the gay fired, I love gays but no homo is going to tell me what to do! #girlpower

Teehee, Mr. Johnson, the old codger on the executive team, just pinched my ass. He’s so cute, he reminds me of my grandpa.

I’m R13 who directs all her hatred and “misogyny” claims towards gay men, because I would never call out a straight man to his face.

I'm the Frau who doesn't know the difference between feelings and facts. If it "feels" true then it must be true, facts be damned

r11, you do realize which site you're on, yes? If engaging in or being entertained by gossip is what fraus do, then 90% of the men on here have a phantom vagina.

r12, needs to be FF'd, blocked, and viciously (and repeatedly) slapped for that post! Take that shit back to 4chan.

^ I'm this Frau.

I'm only going to post one comment cuz I hate the bashing of women on here. This threads start out funny but then turn sort of toxic and mean spirited. Maybe they should never be created to begin with.

Run on over to TJs! They’ve stocked the Pumpkin Spice seasonals. I had pumpkin spice waffles for brecky and I’m going to have a different ps product with every meal. Can’t wait to try pumpkin spice potato chips! How awesome is that?

W&W, OP.

W&W, r5

I’m the mouthing off.

I’m the inability to take a joke or even the slightest bit of criticism.

I’m the kids, all under 10. One of me is autistic, two of me are trans and one of me draws violent pictures portraying school shootings.

I'm the term "pottymouth". I sound far more disgusting than any word I am being used to describe.

I'm Jaydin, being dragged along to get an ADHD diagnosis so the frau in question can get her hands on some Adderall.

I'm the complete lack of self awareness and entitlement that assumes I will be welcome everywhere, without demonstrating any cultural appreciation and observation, whether it's a gay message board or a foreign country.

I’m the terrible, unfunny attempts at humor that instantly clock the frau.

Sad!

I’m the camel toe.

R31 don't you think that's a bit disrespectful. You are making mockery and implying a sort of normalcy no longer exists among mothers having children. Are you not a gay man or woman? Do you need not see the irony?

Me and my friends always have a great time when we go to LIPS 👄 and let loose.

R33 you are very idiotic. Are you suggesting the frau is a junkie because she could get an Adderall prescription herself. Adult adhd exists. So she needs more? You seem like a cunt.

Is r37 a parody post?

^^

I’m the one at Michael’s craft store holding up the checkout line, arguing with the awkward teenage cashier over Michael’s deceptive coupon practices. What do you mean I can’t apply my 40% off to an Everyday Deal item? This is unacceptable. SECURITY!

I’m the regret that she’ll never really understand the source of, “I’ve got it all, the job, the kids, the husband, the friends, the car, the house, but I’m still not happy.” Women are creatures that cannot be satisfied.

I’m the entitlement that makes them think that everyone should endure their brat screaming and be grateful for the experience.

I'm the self awareness that all Fraus on this thread obviously lack.

I’m the cries of “misogyny”, “pedo”, and “incel” whenever a fag disagrees with me. They don’t want my stinky pussy, so I have to control them somehow.

Reddit is unusable for the essay length posts by its users, its a male incel space.

I’m the one wearing leggings that make me look like a turkey leg.

I'm the faggot version. I wince around the office, in every straight man's face who are polite in today's PC world, but secretly annoyed. I'm a gossip queen, and my niceness is fake. I also annoy other traditional masculine gay men, especially the glass closeted types. I am the life of the party however until I get drunk and try to blow the Director.

I am Tipper Gore, perhaps the first thoroughly modern frau.

R49 well good for him, sounds like what women have been doing in the workplace forever. #equalrights #bossbottom

R24 no one on here wants to see a vagina pic, tranny

I'm the contempt my husband has for me in every day life but especially when I use the phrase "happy wife, happy life" in front of company.

I'm pumpkin spice, a mere whiff induces a dick-free orgasm.

I’m bitching that I have no power, but I control EVERY fucking thing and one around me like a Dictator.

I’m growing in number on Datalounge.

^ I'm the sad face ☹️ because I know that's true

Fraulounge

I demand to see the manager!

I’m the IV attached to box wine.

I’m the cold shoulder top.

I’m the long sweater thing with 2 trailing points on the front .

I’m their students whom they molest. Women predators never get reported for sex crimes.

I'm the long, boring post about "my children" blah blah blah words words words that nobody on DL gives two fucks about. Take your stupid kid talk to some Christian family forum

I'm the facial contortion experienced everytime some DL gay calls me a cunt. Can the police be called? Doesn't using cunt break some law?

I'm her husband's balls that she keeps in her purse.

I’m confused when I see a post screaming my name:

MARY!

I’m her husband balls deep in some Latino twink, who has a purse.

I'm the microaggressions against any and all men, couched in the claim that 'it's a joke!'.

I'm Frau Farbissina!

R69 I’m those jokes, comments and insults to men about their looks, receding hairlines, moobs, gaining weight, aging… “it’s just a joke, don’t be so sensitive!” or “don’t be a girl!”

But don’t dare fucking say a word about her appearance… don’t you fucking dare! If you do, she’ll go fucking nuclear.

I'm posting about my kids and their school and their extracurriculars and blah blah blah on DL as if anyone gives a shit.

Love you ladies, but read the room!

I'm the chalkboard sign announcing Kayden's "First Day of Third Grade". I was used for Kindergarten last year too but in a different color of chalk.

R71, years ago, on a 20/20 show, a majority of single women were interviewed. They insisted on marrying a tall man. He must be taller than she. Shorter men were overlooked, in spite of their impeccable credentials. These men were very handsome, were educated and had prosperous careers. They wanted a wife and children. They were nice guys.

The women, however, consistently rejected these men. Tall men, commanded respect from them.

A majority of women refuse to acknowledge their reverse-sexism, much less apologize for it.

R74 I think that tall obsession is becoming a thing of the past. I see so how many hot short guys with equally hot female ls their heught or taller.

I like short guys though, well usually guys with the build I like tend to be shorter or average height.

I'm nuance. I am unknown to the Frau.

R74 I remember that show and I recall they gave negative attributes to the tall men, such as one was a felon etc, but they still rejected the short men in favor of the tall, unemployed felon.

I'm the minivan with all of the stickers on the rear of Daddy, Mommy, the four kids, and the dog. I ride in the left lane going 10 MPH under the speed limit, ignoring the line of 20 cars behind me and refusing to get over. That is, until it's time for my exit--then I floor it and swerve across 3 lanes of traffic to exit. Get outta my way, I'm on the way to little Jaylen's soccer practice!

^^ Likewise I can't maintain consistent speed (those cell phone convos don't happen on their own!) but rest assured it will be many miles below the speed limit

I’m that look on the face of the husband the met through her mega church , like he’s smelling cookies. Oddly enough he never touches any actual cookies she bakes.

I’m the tacky sunglasses.

Why the hell do you want to be me, fag?

I’m the rage and judgment directed at anyone who is childfree and happy about it. I weigh in on any discussion about not having kids and talk about my experience as a parent.

I'm the one still missing "Oprah" on my television every afternoon at 4 pm. It's been 11 years.

I'm ready. The car is started. The lights are on. I'm pulling out of the parking space but ... nope, I'm gonna fuck around on my phone for 20 minutes first.

I'm the starter pack

R83, to continue:

At the office, however, I can leave early, if my children need me. It's my right as a mom. My childless co-workers can handle my work. They have much more time than I do.

I'm the heterosexual privilege. I'm a married white woman with kids. It doesn't occur to me that my lesbian and gay co-workers might have spouses and kids. It doesn't matter 'cause I'm a God fearing Christian woman. My marriage is sacred under Jesus Christ. Those dykes and fags should NOT be around children exposing their evil lifestyle to them. They and their so called marriages are an abomination! Praise be to Donald Trump....and Christ Jesus! Amen!

I'm having a good old chinwag with my fellow fraus on the phone in the midst of shopping, driving, walking ...

Every Saturday I eat lunch at the Chick-fi-a. It's so tasty. After polishing off 2 chicken sandwiches, large waffle fries, and a milkshake, I go next store to the Hobby Lobby for craft supplies.

I’m the relentless attempts to make the horrors at the office some kind of ersatz family, instead of a gaol in which one is imprisoned to earn money.

I'm the earnest responses in the "Progressive TV Shows That Weren't Progressive After All" thread.

I don't think that is a frau thing, but I see why you would r92.

I’m the rabid enthusiasm about my gay work hubby Robert!!! Robert is so funny!! Just like one of the girls! I tell him everything! He’s such a great listener and he just gets it - you know?? I’ve never spent time with Robert outside of work but he’s really one of my dearest friends.

I tell the my frau friends about Robert at brunch! They all tell me about their gays!!! Gay men are sooo funny!! They know all about fashion and they tell it like it is!! What would we do without them??? I LOVE gay men!!!

(Just don’t think about what they do in bed. It’s pretty weird… I know… two grown men…. touching each other’s penises? Eeeeek. And anal sex? Eww. Just don’t think about it. I think Robert and his husband just cuddle. Robert isn’t into any of that dangerous stuff that some of them do. He’s not like that. A lot of them became really careful after AIDS and all that. It’s not like before. They know running around like animals isn’t safe. Robert doesn’t do any of that. Robert is basically just like me… but he’s a guy! LOL! It’s crazy right? LOVE the gays!!!!).

I’m R94 ‘s equally enthusiastic coworker. I love gays too! But… I’m pretty sure that they all have AIDS and eat poop. That’s what I heard. I’m obsessed with talking about anal sex and expressing my disgust for it. No one knows that the basis of my curiosity is that my husband makes me do it all the time, doggy style, he never says my name and sometimes says really dirty things, it’s like he’s somewhere else. Whenever he comes back from his weeklong fishing trips with his very handsome friend he’s not horny for quite awhile.

I’m the homophobic micro-aggressions, just in case you homos forget your place.

I'm the Frau who likes to talk about her trans son and his partner.

[quote]’m those jokes, comments and insults to men about their looks, receding hairlines, moobs, gaining weight, aging… “it’s just a joke, don’t be so sensitive!” or “don’t be a girl!”

I'm the bitter realisation under all that that this teasing is all I have, because husbands at 50, even with a receding hairline and a bit of weight on, are still attractive to certain girls in their 20s and if I don't destroy his self-esteem, he may slip it up one of them sometime.

I also don't realise that I'm creating a self-fulfilling prophecy as my husband actually does love me, but my tearing him down is making him feel like shit and he would be attracted towards anyone that made him feel good about himself again.

^ Wow, you're awful 😳

I'm the delusional frau fan who thinks my favorite (semi-closeted) gay celeb couples are secretly married, living in eternal bliss, giving up their unnecessary careers to plan for children and puppies...

[quote]This threads start out funny but then turn sort of toxic and mean spirited.

So true, R25. But which thread on DL doesn't?

[quote]Let's be embittered gay men posting generalized BS about women, when we're not posting racist BS about "coloureds"

I have never noticed the "coloureds" being bashed as fraus, bottoms, fats, fems etc. are on this site. On the contrary, I believe that people are afraid to say they don't think Michelle was the most beautiful first frau ever in US, out of fear to be called out on racism.

Fraus aren't so unlikable. Y'all just jealous.

I'm a new mom. I returned to the office after paternity leave. I talk about my baby son in the morning, at lunch, and during work. I show his pictures, on my phone, everyday. I talk about his formula, when he eats, and when he cries. I talk about his soiled diapers.

I found talent agents, online, who's looking for cute babies for TV commercials. I emailed them and attached my baby's pics. I can't wait to tell the girls in the office tomorrow.

^ This your kid?

I’m the male/male fan fiction written by frauleins for frauleins. I am extremely romantic and incredibly explicit. Accuracy is not my strong suit.

I am boring and stupid.

Everyone knows it, except myself.

R49- Are you him?

The vitriol and undercurrent of hate is really spewing here. Good lord yall's mom did a number on you. The ironic thing is she probably was a frau.

GURL

^ oops sorry wrong thread

R98 just read the Fraus to filth

R109 …. umm ok

@r109, Frauline Head Trip is trying to do a guilt number on Gay men... Honey, you have a lot to learn about Gay men

LOL ^

I'm the term, "MOMMA BEAR".

Don't you dare cross me or my kids!

Yes, it's a very bitchy and scathing thread. I'm sure quite a few fraus said vicious and scathing words about us.

The title of the thread is "Let's be Fraus" not "Let's be Women". There's clearly a difference.

I’m the hourly post about how horrible Meghan Markle is…in a thread that has nothing to do with Meghan Markle. Isn’t it funny how much time and energy I spend talking about someone I profess to hate?

I’m the blind adoration of this dream boat below. Schitt’s Creek is the best show ever. Dan Levy is a genius and he’s so handsome. How is he single??? Is it weird I find him sexy? He’s so funny and such a good person - you can tell from his social media. Anyone who doesn’t like Schitt’s Creek is dead inside. I can’t wait until they make the movie. They have to do a movie right???

My girlfriends and I will be there opening day!!!

I’m the clothes bought for the idiot husband. The frau gloats about me to anyone who’ll listen.

I am ugly, dated, middle-class try hard, and just plain tacky.

The correct term is Frauen.

^ Who died and left you Miss Frau Know-it-all?

When my girlfriends and I have a night out, we walk 3 and 4 across, just like the Sex and the City gals. Everyone else needs to move outta our way!!!

^ Yes, we've seen you... 🙄

I’m the middle-aged grocery shopper who consistently double parks the cart in the aisle, or else leaves it exactly in the middle, then obliviously stares at the food while people stack up behind me. If anyone dares try to get me to move, my glares will hopefully ruin their day.

R126 And then when I waddle to my minivan, I walk down the center of the aisle, forcing all cars to follow behind me at 1 mph like I'm leading a parade.

I'm the box of wine hidden in the back of the bedroom closet.

I’m the sun damage on the décolletage.

I’m the French tips on the fingers AND toes.

We just need our girl time!

I’m the rose gold jewelry.

I’m the David Yurman.

I’m the Pandora jewelry.

I am the dump cake.

R74 The fraus I know who consider themselves to be a cut above frau brag about snagging a 6/6/6. That said, they're flexible on the 6' height if the six figure income and >=6' dick are in place.

I'm "sexy time." For when I'm feeling a bit naughty and seek a lil' "brown-chicken-brown-cow" with the hubby.

I'm the "jeweled" iPhone case.

I’m the post-Roe generation and I’m so happy abortion is finally getting outlawed and the babies are being saved. Those poor innocent babies!!! It’s murder!!

I'm the 'EXCUSE MY FRENCH!' tank top!

I’m the fibromyalgia pain journal.

I'm the disgusting , fragile and racist white gays who will die alone.

I’m R142 ‘s yeast-infected dark purple pussy

I’m r142.

Retarded bitch at R142 accuses others of racism and then bashes people for their skin color. What a brainless piece of shit.

I'm their homophobic slurs

I’m their husband only happy when his cock is buried in a twink’s tight hole.

Seems like r142 struck a nerve. Chuckle. Play nice marys.

FF R142

I’m the Carrie Underwood CD stuck in the player of a 2009 Chevy Equinox.

R148 struck a nerve? So a guy who would go on for eg. to call people N word on LSA would struck a nerve there? Are you only stupid or are you an evil bitch that nobody wants to fuck too?

Is R151 ESL?

R151 Struck a nerve bitch. Calm yo dusty ass down. You are not getting laid that's why your so fkin angry.

I'm the California community property rules the LA wife knows better than any divorce lawyer.

After reading some of these posts, I’m literally shaking as I type. Shaking, I say!

R153 You stupid bitch, you know nothing else but to repete my words. I told that you were unfuckable ugly bitch. And the language you use is moronic.

Calm down, LarQueesha!

Love this thread, FF r142 and all her other posts. What a frustrated old bitty she is

R127 You funny lady!

[quote] nothing else but to repete my words.

Do what to them now?

[quote]And the language you use is moronic.

Irony.

A bunch of bitter elder Mary's who like to bash our closest ally. I'm done with this thread.

LMAO at R161

Go rip ALL white men to shreds and YASSSS all fat blk women. That’s what you do, because you have no mind of your own.

@r161... Don't let the screen door hit you, "ally" 😂

I'm the collection of caftans that I simply still love and can't update my wardrobe yet. I'm Helen Lawson and I don't give a fuck what you think about that.

I’m the funky autumn hat, y’all!

I’m the ratty bathrobe.

I’m the messy bun.

I can’t disguise the grown-out roots.

I'm the misattributed Marilyn quote that every frau has memorised as a justification for their toxic behaviour. I am found on fridge doors, office desks, mugs, instragam profiles.....

(all together now....)

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!

I'm the misattributed Marilyn quote that every frau has memorised as a justification for their toxic behaviour. I am found on fridge doors, office desks, mugs, instragam profiles.....

(all together now....)

If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!

I’m the single “crazee!” accent fingernail in 4th of July drag.

The crystals are the stars, get it??!

Casual misogyny will not going to make your dick bigger.

Once more and in English please R171

I’m the Flag Cake.

" If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best! "

Um, I play for the other team, can I just take a pass on all of it?

I’m the fictional food allergies.

I’M THE CHILDREN’S FICTIONAL FOOD ALLERGIES OMG A PEANUT SKULL FUCKED MY ENTIRE FAMILY, A SHRIMP SHOT THEM TWICE IN THE HEAD, AND BIG DAIRY LOOTED THEIR BODIES!!!!!!

I’m the words

Like

Totally

Super

Ridiculously

Awesome

Yas

Tea

Stupid (as in “stupid easy!”)

Doggo

Kiddo

The hubs

Cool beans

I'm the office frau who doesn't need to work. My husband has a prestigious career with a big salary. Since the kids grew up and left home, I have nothing to do. Our maid and cook handles everything.

I drive into the parking lot with my brand new convertible BMW.

Then, I enter the lobby, clad in a mink coat, a Chanel suit, and a Louis Vuitton pocketbook. Naturally, I'm wearing my Cartier ladies tank watch and Hermes shoes, with my jewelry from Bulgari.

Glamorously, I walk through the hall, hoping someone will see me. Then, I make a grand entrance into the office. The girls said I resemble Nancy Reagan! That's wonderful compliment. My husband and I are staunch Republicans. I even have a red Chanel suit, just like Nancy Reagan's.

Then, I talk about my new car, and my glorious trip to Europe. I love Paris, calling it my true hometown. (I grew up in Yazoo City, Mississippi.) All the girls are thrilled for me and I brighten up their dreary lives. They live in crummy trailers, seedy apartments and ugly houses. They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I did! Look how successful I am! I did this all by myself.

R177 lives in Albania.

^ You actually read all of that? 🙄

A woman like r177 described would never work in a place that employed trailer park residents.

I’m currently carpet-bombing every royal thread on DL with anti-Meghan fantasia that I’ve spent hours cackling over.

R180, there are thousands upon thousands of office workers who live in trailers.

r182 I was saying a woman like r177 described wouldn't be working in a place with lower class employees. She'd be helping out in a friend's boutique or a fashionable non profit or something like that.

I’m the Iced Gingerbread, Peach Bellini and Winter Candy Apple scented candles.

R180, you missed the point. The frau in R180 is a snob and a show off.

Lighten up, Lucille, it's just an over the top joke.

Let’s not underline the point; let’s just make it!

I’m the interior barn doors.

I’m the debate over whether one should have an epidural or give birth naturally. Apparently this is a whole THING amongst the child-bearing frauen and tensions run very high.

I’m the perineal tearing.

R46 I don't think gay incels are a thing.

I’m the Yangtze delta essence of yet-to-be-laundered thongs in the hamper.

I’m the Greater Miami Baby Sleep Center.

I’m the obsession with symmetry, muted monochromatic design, and geometrical shapes. We’re basically communist in our decorating style, singular… not plural, there is only one acceptable style and that’s the Instagram aesthetic. If there is any deviation there will be problems. Now put the succulent into the white fringe plant hanger and no one will get hurt!

R193 is accurate.

We've traveled down the frau road so many times, but some of the posts still make me laugh.

"Let's be embittered gay men posting generalized BS about women, when we're not posting racist BS about "coloureds," then in the next breath complain about homophobia without *any* sense of awareness... "

I think that's a different topic. Start a thread.

I’m the winter scarf worn indoors.

I’m the infantile dissociative confidence she gets when her hair and makeup are done, she has 3 Venti Starbucks, and puts on her sunglasses with huge designer logos. She’ll bite your head off!

I'm the controlling and motherly attempts at dressing my husband telling him what is right and wrong about what he's wearing for the occasion and holding shirts up to him and having him try on clothes and turn around for me at Kohl's. While my husband indeed is not a fashionista, my sense of style isn't any better, but I've convinced myself otherwise because I'm a woman and we know about these things.

@r193, "I’m the obsession with symmetry, muted monochromatic design, and geometrical shapes."

In other words if everything isn't matchy-matchy I'll have an epileptic fit

R199 or drive the kids to the lake

I think Wayfair is the classiest website ever.

Some of you sound down right jealous of women. It's sick and pathetic.

^ Is it, Frau Hilda? We don't think so... Be gone, your pussy has no power here

R203 😂😂😂

I'm always being COLD. Brrrrr!

Jaxson, can I borrow your hoodie? I'm FREEZING!

Or being too hot all the time. You can tell who the dominant Frau is based on who wins the office thermostat war.

I'm D-E-F-A-C-T-O. I hate what I am. The ultimate F-R-A-U.

I'm the frau, incessantly bitching about my husband.

He said he needs sex, but I'm repulsed. I said no, dozens of times, so he stopped asking. I was so relieved until I found porn on the computer.

I'm so mad. He watches that smut, and doesn't even touch me!

R208 that’s the mental abuse

R203 I'm a man. I don't hate women.

[R46] I don't think gay incels are a thing.

Please. Unlike their straight counterparts they don't seem to double down on it and want to make it part of their identity, but they definitely exist, if at a lower percentage than the straight variant.

@r210, "[R203] I'm a man. I don't hate women. "

And I'm a Haus Frau who hangs out on a Gay Forum and admonishes Gay guys because no one else will pay attention to me 🙄

- r203

I'm that "Mrs." title she yearned for so badly, and can't bear to give up even after the divorce.

I’m the GIGANTIC SUV the hubs is financing.

I'm the THOUSANDS of threads we've created about Effeminate Older Gay Men on our Mommy boards.

Let's be Eldergays at Brunch!

Let's be things found in an Eldergays house!

Let's be Eldergays at work!

Let's be Eldergays shopping for beachwear!

Let's be Eldergays on vacation!!

I’m the easy life with stability and security they gave up generations ago to be #bossbabes, because they bought the radfem agenda that told them they were deprived because they couldn’t be corporate slaves, being a mommy was not enough, and that every man beat & raped his wife 24/7.

R215 who wants gay men to not comment on women because it’s none of their fucking business and they need to keep to themselves. She posts this opinion on a message board for gay men.

I can't shut up no matter where I am, I'm constantly on the speaker phone at the market, the gym, on the street and everywhere, chatting up nonsense with other frauen because silence and quiet drive me insane.

Drives you insane?

Oh, honey, you’re close enough to walk.

I’m the oddly textured, vaguely lumpy forehead as a result of many, many Botox injections.

I’m a horror.

R184, I'm ANGELA!

^ Exactly how I picture every Frau who comes to DL

I'm the queen at R216 who looks down his nose at stay at home moms and working moms in equal measure. Truthfully, I'm only happy if women are childless and unloved like me.

OH MY GOD LOOK EVERYONE A FRAU AT R223 TRIED TO MAKE A FRAU JOKE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUNNY HOLY SHIT, BREHS A FUCKING GASH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Unhinged and unmedicated R224. Poor thing.

I’m checking with the school bus driver to make sure Braden, Jayden, and Cayden (I know, right! Hubs and I were very adept at choosing names) had a good day at school and that the driver isn’t eating peanuts on the bus. Braden and Cayden have a peanut allergy. Oddly enough, Jayden doesn’t.

Yes. I see the traffic backing up because the bus has its red lights on, but this is much more important. Peanut allergies can be deadly.

I’m the hundreds of Rubbermaid plastic storage tubs.

Are you okay, R224 ?

I’m the flinty voice.

I'm the defensive exasperation. You can't have expectations of me or judge me because I'm exasperated.

I’m the pot filler.

LOOK!!

I’m the “shoes off” rule.

I'm the true crime addiction.

I’m the thrill in the air at the Yankee Candle Company outlet.

I'm the gigantic SUV the frau has no idea how to operate in the supermarket parking lot.

I’m the boring, limp middle part hairstyle.

I’m the overdone and tacky stationery.

But I’m from Crane how can you say that?!!!

I’m the outrage!

After new year, I'm the only office frau who lost weight, by dieting and exercise.

The other fraus won't talk me, unless necessary. I'm shunned, especially at lunch time. I eat alone, in silence. They spread a false rumor that I'm a snobbish, untrustworthy egomaniac.

They're especially catty if I'm discussing a work project with a male co-worker. They said we're having a torrid love affair. The fact that he's gay is irrelevant.

I'm the office frau who actually stuck to her diet and exercise regimen.

R239 here. Ignore the last sentence. I wish we could edit the posts before sending them.

R239 I liked the last sentence. It was like she was stating her title to remind us fat whores once again of her identity.

I'm the Christian homeschooling millennial mom who already been BLESSED with 6 boys only to be knocked up for the SEVENTH time because why not.

Most husbands can't stand their wives no matter how much you wanna attack gays for noticing.

R243 It's not that so much as they're forced into a lifetime of deception pretending otherwise. Until the divorce, when anyone within earshot will suddenly discover what a bitch she was.

Marriage is a woman's ultimate goal, men have never looked at it the same way. Most men go along with it as in hat's what people do kinda way. Most men don't set out to get married ASAP.

Never seen a magazine or store devoted to weddings from the male side.

I'm the Marilyn Monroe quote shared on Facebook.

I'm the triggered fraus who got OP grayed out.

I'm the comic wine glass with frosted swooshy writing on it. I say something like 'Mommy juice' or 'It's five o'clock somewhere'.

I'm the manager leaving to go on holiday during an extremely busy time at work because my husband wanted to go on holiday and I simply HAVE to go with him. Gotta look after my man! Teeheehee!

It's ok, the junior staff can take care of everything. They're gay and/or single anyway, it's not like they have real home responsibilities like me!

I’m the obsessive competitive aspect of something utterly inconsequential, like Christmas wreaths, 1 year old birthday parties, ironing church linens, or making cupcakes.

I’m chai season ladies!!! It’s fall!!!

R251 has obviously never been invited to a Palm Springs pool party or met Greg

Not making any broad generalizations that ALL men really don't like marriage, just noting that the ones I know that really seem to enjoy it came to it "organically" - not due to "it's time" or knocking a woman up. Usually later in life than most first marriages, but not always. I also know a lot of people who are a lot happier in second marriages - though that's not unusual.

Are gays REALLY overall happier in their committed relationships (marriage or otherwise) in general? I mean, we all know tens or hundreds of gay relationship horror stories. Or, is there just a different set of expectations (again generally, not universally) in our relationships such that how they develop and end doesn't lead to as much unhappiness?

I know who committed every unsolved murder in the United States in the last 30 years.

I'm the mug with the recipe for mug microwave chocolate cake on it.

I find this thread very upsetting... I would like to speak to the DL manager, NOW 😠

Just so you know I'm recording this

And we're recording your entitled, homophobic, and probably racist tirade.

^ You forgot misogynist... Never forget misogynist 😠

R242: WOOF!!

I’m the Broadway show “Take me Out.” I bring the fraus and gays together for the beautiful purpose of seeing Jesse Williams’ enormous dong.

I’m the knees in every kind of condition that no one wants to see, especially at the office.

LOOK AT ME!!!!!

LOOK!!!!

I’m the thought that every gay man watches Drag Race religiously and wants to discuss it daily.

Those people in R242 are disgusting and it's people like them who are destroying the planet.

I've got my stretchy pants on, a bag of Milanos, and a Bones marathon on tv. And Quinn, Grady, and Braedon are spending the night at Grandma's house. Life is good!

I’m the boxes of unsold MLM products.

I'm so glad my bestie is a cool sophisticated gay. And my little brother who is very queeny has more testosterone than you weirdos. I hate fags.

^ The feeling is mutual Frauline Von Bitchalot

[quote]This threads start out funny but then turn sort of toxic and mean spirited.

So...they get funnier?

"Of course I work in Human Relations."

I need to speak to the manager.

I’m the wrapping paper catalog brought to the office in service of one of her mudlarks’ many school year grifts.

Your name and a hefty order better be indicated on me, or the frau will aggressively work-to-rule whenever you need so much as a ream of paper.

I'm the frau who, for 7 years , bitched about my selfish, drunken boyfriend.

When told to leave him, I ignore that and continue to bitch about him. I'm so unhappy.

(True story.)

I’m the themed Christmas tree. I have a lot of large pieces of essentially garbage from the manufactory floor glued on long sticks and stuffed into me.

I’m the enormous tote of the cubefrau. I am flung everywhere and am annoying as shit.

You are secretly grateful for me once a year when I belch forth a desperately needed wet wipe, Excedrin , klonopin, pen, stamp, tourniquet, waffle iron, or comfortable High Plains homestead for 4.

Suffer my scuffed bottom, lessers!

It’s pretty amusing how R267 has 3 W&Ws (so far) after dropping the f-bomb.

R276 = frau

@r277, Sounds like a dumb Frau who thinks we don't know how things work around here. Chicks can be so stupid 🙄

Dyatlov, right?

You fools should realize that our dyke sisters post here too. Not kewl.

R280 those pussy munchers can learn to take a joke along with the tit feeding, kid shitters, just like us fairies did from them in high school. No one and I mean no one is as homophobic as a closeted dyke!

^^^^^^ FUUUUUUUUUCKING KEEEEEEEEEEK

U R A BUTTHOLE

- Actual frau text

Keek? 🤔

I’m the unadventurous palate.

I'm a DL Frau and right after I get through giving you a piece of my mind I'm going to March right upstairs and speak to Muriel... She's a woman, she'll understand 🙄

I’m the fucked up eyebrows.

I’m the bunions proudly displayed in strappy sandals.

I’m the throw pillows inexplicably placed in Cubefrau’s interior office.

I make all men, gay or straight, uneasy and filled with dread.

R242 -- I'm Uncle Bottom moving in next door in 10 years, lured by the smell of frathouse testosterone, and inquiring if there are any strapping young men who could help with pool and yard work.

R289 I’m the words and phrases on said pillows

I’m r94 - back again and talking to my coworker Jennifer in the ladies room.

Did you hear about the monkeypox?? I saw it on the nightly news last night with David Muir… god is he handsome - who is his wife?? Anyway sorry - so did you hear about this pox? It’s absolutely terrible and the gays are all getting it. Yes originally from monkeys - I guess one of them was over in Africa and did something filthy with a monkey and then brought it back over here and now they are all coming down with it! Yes it’s real. David Muir reported on it and it was in on CNN! My husband said all the gays are getting it now from that perverted sex stuff they do. He told me to watch it with Robert because apparently you can get it from just brushing up against someone. Yes!!! I know!!! Terrible right??? I told him there is no way Robert would have any monkeypox because he’s married - he doesn’t do that stuff that some of them do. Exactly - the meetings they have with anal sex in groups and in the parks at night - yes - that behavior. Robert isn’t involved in that. But then about 15 minutes ago I overheard Robert talking to Samuel from accounting and they mentioned signing up for a vaccine for the monkeypox. Now I can understand why Samuel would need it - yes - he is extremely promiscuous and very rude - one of those types - but Robert?? Why would Robert need a vaccine if he’s married? So now I’m concerned. And then I noticed he has something on his arm that looks like a mosquito bite but now that I’m thinking about it - maybe it’s monkeypox? I don’t know Jennifer - I just think we need to be careful. Yes very careful. Maybe tell some of the other women in our department to just watch themselves. Can you imagine if he gave us monkeypox and then we somehow gave them to our children???? I swear to god I would never forgive him. Right. Best to keep our distance until this thing is under control. Christina is pregnant!! We better warn her. Okay yes - text her now and tell her to come to the ladies room.

^ Have you thought about cutting back on coffee?

Serious question:

If you asked the average middle aged, middle class, Middle American woman to tell you some things about older gay men, she'd be hard pressed to come up with anything beyond a few old tropes about liking fashion, being hairdressers and (maybe) watching RuPaul's Drag Race

And yet you all are easily able to fill up close to 300 posts with your thoughts and takes on them.

Why the disparity?

Does it seem odd to you that you all spend so much time thinking about them and they barely think about you?

R292 I want to hear how this sage ends. I think Robert blows her husband and gives him Monkeypox… go from there

R294 we find it funny. We laugh at them, we really laugh at you. You’re one of those weird psychos who acts like we should have a higher purpose here and uses your holier-than-thou bullshit to shut down conversation you don’t concur with, look around at where you are… it’s a gossip website. If you’re so much better, run down to the Homeless Soup Kitchen, Dear, I’m sure they could use the help.

Go through R294 ‘s comments. Humorless. Like watching a stale Saltine cracker type on here. Boring.

I'm the fumbling around in the purse looking for my credit card. I could've had it out and ready to go while waiting in line but then I'd miss out on giving disapproving looks to the one cashier. I then fumble around in the purse putting back said credit card, making everyone in line behind me wait even longer.

The world revolves around me.

I’m the ectoplasmic “toxins.”

@r294, I can tell your comment had zero thought behind it,

"If you asked the average middle aged, middle class, Middle American woman to tell you some things about older gay men, she'd be hard pressed to come up with anything "

That's because few of these women ever interact with Gay men, however ALL gay men through mothers, sisters, aunts and grandmothers interact with these women

Now do you get it?

I'm RC Willey's, catnip for frau home furnishings! Just look at that oversized sunburst wall clock!

I'm a middle aged empty nester and I have a podcast telling other middle aged empty nesters how to cope with the emptiness in their lives now that the kids are gone and the husband is out cheating with his 25 year old mistress.

So let's cradle our mugs , wrap ourselves in a blanket of self-love and chat.

DL USED to be a cool and fun and SUPPORTIVE and POSITIVE place I could get tips on fashion and movies from my gays! I LOVE the cooking threads and you guys have the absolute BEST gossip on the internet lol !!! 🥳

But then, like, idk… some of the threads started in with the hostility, and then some became like, mega racist and just straight up MEAN. And that gives me the sads, because I’m you know like trying to amplify positivity in the world, right??? I mean, shouldn’t that be all of our’s ultimate goal??

And then today as I was reading this thread with my morning smoothie and chuckling along, idk who started posting later in the thread but like a joke BIT my NIPPLE!

So I asked the hubsters to deal w it because I. JUST. DID. NOT. HAVE. THE. BANDWITH.

So like Brandon told me he took the joke to a pasture upstate and released it, but …. the utility sink smells funny?

ANYWAYZE!!!! Just my opinion, obv, but let’s keep this space HEALTHY and SUPPORTIVE , you guys! I’d hate to have to leave, because y’all are SO CRAZY AND HILARIOUS!!

Brevity, people. Learn it.

^ Is that some kind of levity?

It’s pretty amusing how [R267] has 3 W&Ws (so far) after dropping the f-bomb.

It's even more amusing that you missed the satire of that post, R276.

Duh

R267 was Matt Damon PRETENDING to be a frau

How could you not get that?????

[quote] we find it funny. We laugh at them, we really laugh at you. You’re one of those weird psychos who acts like we should have a higher purpose here and uses your holier-than-thou bullshit to shut down conversation you don’t concur with, look around at where you are… it’s a gossip website. If you’re so much better, run down to the Homeless Soup Kitchen, Dear, I’m sure they could use the help.

R296 THIS. You'd think people would know where they are at - a GAY GOSSIP message board, notorious for its bitchery.

And isn't it a little suspect that that bitch's post as like 10 ww upvotes?

[quote]I'm the fumbling around in the purse looking for my credit card. I could've had it out and ready to go while waiting in line but then I'd miss out on giving disapproving looks to the one cashier. I then fumble around in the purse putting back said credit card, making everyone in line behind me wait even longer.

What IS it with them doing this? And getting on public transport too. You've been waiting at the stop for 5 minutes but you wait until you're onboard to start frantically rooting through your handbag to find your ticket or purse? Because no one else needs to get anywhere anytime.

And always, ALWAYS the giggling afterwards, like you're just so adorable.

R310 You young'uns don't have any idea what it was like in write-a-check days.

R310 I think it's about getting attention and demanding everyone bow to the will of the frau.

I'm the low sex drive.

i’m the endless unsuccessful (yet endlessly discussed) fad diets, the bossy hovering during food preparation, the clam digger length slacks, the beginning of sentences with ‘as a MOM,’ and that “tsk” sound made with the tongue to indicate disapproval.

I'm the ass that's four axe handles wide!

I'm the clean, normal pussy that isn't rotted out with monkey pox, or AIDS.

Oh, I'm sorry? Aren't we listing the traits of Fraus on this thread?

I'm the frau who just got my real estate license this summer, to keep me busy now that all three of my girls are away at college. I'm going door to door to talk to other fraus who are empty nesters and convince them their 4 bed / 3 bath house is too big for them now, and they should list them with me, even though we're staying in our 4 bed/ 3 bath house.

I'm not a frau and am heavily chafing at your misogny

I'm the Lume stinky hole deodorant! Specifically tailored for the frau with a stinky front and back hole!

I’m putting my car in park right at a Stop sign or red traffic light to check for driving directions on my phone, even though there are 6 cars idling behind me and, well—so what, right?!

I’m the lifelong and fraught relationship with the concept of “comfort.”

- Why shouldn’t I wear these to work?? I HAVE TO BE COMFORTABLE!!!!

- Yeah, all of this is just making me really uncomfortable, guys. Not ok…

- Thermostat antics

R43, "I've got it all ....the friends, the car, the house....I'm.... happy."

FIFY.

This board needs some Anne Taintor.

I'm OP's autism

I fall in love with every man who enters me! Because biology!

For those upset at the tone of some of these posts, I'd only suggest they confess, truthfully, what women say about men when they kaffeeklatsch.

Funny you should ask, r326.

Old Fraud here. I've never been in a "kaffeeklatsch," though I am aware of them. The times my friends and I might have discussed guys instead of shoes, current events, colleagues, school (depending on our age), I recall mostly good things, like cuteness or.....no, that was it. Attractiveness.

After marriage, I abided by the concept that one should not disparage one's spouse in public, for that simply makes one's self look petty as well as an idiot for choosing unwisely. (Then again, except for not sharing my taste in music, my husband of 40+ years was pretty flawless!)

I never think bout sex

"FRAU"! I even corrected the stupid "auto-correct"! I know; jokes write themselves.

I'm the frau-style cupcake-only bakery, built for frauen of all ages.

I'm the "scrapbooking" hobby.

I’m the BS degree in Early Childhood Education.

I’m the support of gay rights on the public front, but the encouraged homophobia when I’m alone with straight men. Homophobia is necessary, because our pussy is only currency and if men suck each other’s cocks for free we’re out of business.

R333 or the homophobia when fraus are posting anonymously on a gay Internet forum.

It’s very telling that even though these posts about fraus are 90% silly and quite vanilla (mocking driving habits, clothing, behavior at work, etc), the responses of women who feel insulted immediately jump to AIDS and monkeypox and calling gay men diseased whores who are going to die alone.

And before you ladies start - there are countless “let’s be…” gay themed threads where we mock ourselves and those are hilarious too.

R334 women can’t handle criticism or humor about themselves. Every thread about women that’s not 100% praise gets screamed down by psychotic female posters and their homo drones.

I'm the fag hag who was your best friend but discarded you after my wedding.

I will find you again after my divorce.

I’m the copious candles.

They’re everywhere!

I'm the words "my husband". I prefix every statement of substance she makes.

^ This ^. Ladies, don't tell us what your husband thinks/does/says, tell us what YOU think

I'm the back window of the Subaru Forester, covered in stickers such as "Proud Parent of a Community College Student", "I Brake for Squirrels", assorted parking stickers and local sports emblems. It's a wonder I can see out of my back window.

I read this thread to my husband and he thinks you’re all terrible! He even joined up to read more. Jayden and Brayden can’t get him out of his office.

@r340, "I'm the back window of the Subaru Forester"...

I’ve got my “It’s fall, y’all!” sweatshirt on for my third trip to Hobby Lobby this week. I hope the Chinese slaves making these clapboard pumpkin signs know how blessed they are.

I'm the six-bottle wine carrier Frau schleps to the store. On my side, something extremely clever is printed: "It's Wine O'Clock Somewhere!" or "Wine is Just Fruit Salad."

Omg

R334, I feel that point is always missed - as a general rule gay guys, at least myself and those I know, first and foremost mock [italic]ourselves[/italic]. If these women understood that better, I don't think they'd be so upset.

One of the things I've always liked about 'gay culture' if that's how you can call it, is the irreverence and, I guess you'd say, an almost iconoclastic view. Younger guys growing up in a more equal world might not be quite like this now, but even at my age, which isn't that old, I was someone brought up at a time when the world really didn't like us - so, we weren't required to bow to every PC idea by the overall straight society. If you get me?

R336 - god ain't that the truth! Like a fool, I've had that happen to me regularly. Still, as you say, once divorce happens, or simply the kids grow up, then they come running back.

I'm the book club subscription, and all the shiny glittery cutesy paraphernalia that comes with the books when they arrive (which is what my Frau really covets).

I'm the phrases:

- "I've always wanted a gay best friend!"

- "You HAVE to come shopping with me!"

-"Do you know Ben? He's gay too! I think you two would be perfect together!"

-"Ugh men are always like this! Oh, haha, but not you. I mean, you don't count!"

True:

I'm the Frau who, when just a Madchen, would sit for hours with friends in The Mall observing people. Whenever we decided a really cute guy was probably gay, we'd look at each other and say, "What a waste!"

Oddly enough, we had no idea that the one boy in our larger group, with whom we were all so infatuated, was gay!

Here's a Frau thing I find blah: Wearing a "mock turtleneck" shirt under a sweatshirt. With a man-like short haircut.

Then there's actually believing their man when he insists he prefers your no-makeup Plain Jane "natural look" to a face with cosmetics. Bwahahaha! Sure, Jan.

R349 my best friend in highschool, a butchy Type A veterinarian who still hasn't realised she's gay (engaged to a wet-wipe nerdy beta doctor, don't ask), was infatuated with one of the only gay boys in our graduating class. And this kid was soooo nelly, even though he dated girls. Everyone else back then knew or at least acknowledged he was closeted, except him (presumably for reasons of embarrassment and fear, poor guy), and her. I spent years afterward roasting her about it. Suffice to say, we're not friends anymore. Maybe when she wakes the fuck up and smells the coffee, we can be mates again and I'll take her to a lesbian club.

I'm the Evangelical Christian good girl 'wifey', married in perpetual bliss to my (deeply closeted bisexual) Godly man-of-faith 'hubby', who allows me to live the upper middle class life in a town like Nashville or Atlanta...wearing a wardrobe straight out of lululemon and Tory Burch, complete with tight, high-rise jeans, cardigans, boots with the fur, and wide brimmed brown hats... constantly posting gratuitous shots of my "hot hubby", my perfect snot-nosed little brats, and faux farmhouse track home, complete with all white-and-bright Instagram influencer aesthetic...because while the hubby actually makes all the money, pays all the bills, and provides for my upper middle class lifestyle, I'm pulling my weight too by being what every good stay-at-home wife does these days - be an Instagram "influencer"/ Lifestyle "expert" / "Beauty Blogger" that whores out my family and kids to sell cheap shit products, over-priced toxic makeup, and Goop-style organic bullshit to all my followers who constantly tell me my marriage is "goals", "what a perfect couple we are", "kids are a blessing" and so much more. Oh, and I don't talk politics, because, you know, I just 'love' everyone (all the while I follow bitches like Candace Cameron Bure and Fox News).

Live. Love. Laugh.

I love essential oils. Especially lavender. God the smell of lavender. I’m literally obsessed.

Have you tried rosehip oil? It’s incredible. Just use some with your gua sha tool on your face for 20 minutes every morning. It’s necessary - yes. Make it a part of your morning routine. Oh you can get a gua sha thing on Amazon. Yep. For like $4.99. Unbelievable. Really lifts your face because you need to stimulate your facial muscles. Yeah the Asian culture has been doing it for years - they know. It’s like a natural facelift. 100%.

Oh god - don’t even bother telling Robert about it. He’s been miffed ever since I asked him about monkeypox. Has been giving me the evil eye. I just wanted to make sure he didn’t have it and he got all offended like some 13 year old girl. You know how gay men are. They will turn on you in a second. Hahahaa right??

I'm Kirstjen the hoarder of 'Vera Bradley Bags' piling up in all six of the hall closets. It started in 2007 with a simple handbag in a pretty pattern of turquoise and chocolate, and then it was the matching wallets, wristlets, laptop bags, duffle bags, travel bags, lunch bags, more handbags, iPhone cases, etc. Now I have every pattern they come out with. They even came out with facemasks in 2020, and I bought one in every pattern. I run out and added more to the collections every time I received an email telling me they were retiring a pattern at the end of the month.

I even got my sister Meghan hooked on Vera Bradley, and we get so many compliments on our bags and accessories when we meet at Chic-Fil-A for lunch, and then head over to Hobby Lobby for a day of shopping. Kacie, the new manager at Hobby Lobby always comes running over to see our new bags every few weeks. Lately, I get more attention from Kacie than I do my own corporate executive husband Todd, who spends so much time at the gym these days with our sexy young neighbor Liam who just graduated from college.

The posts about cheating husbands would be more believable if they were fucking women on the side

More men are going gay on the DL, who wants a fake metoo rape accusation and an un-abortable pregnancy

Has two opinions on everything. One is their opinion and the other is their husbands.

R357 I've gotten into sports now...watching them! ;D I love NFL football....I LOVE NFL football! Jerry Rice, of the 49ers--he is SO great! He is so great. And Barry Sanders? I love him! God, he's great...I love watching football...

I’m the vanishing act that happens once I meet a new boyfriend on hinge. I’ll reappear in about 12-18 months and be around for around 6 weeks until I meet my next boyfriend on hinge. And then I’ll vanish again.

Occasionally I wonder why I have no friends 🤔 Oh well - I have the most amazing boyfriend and that’s all that matters. We’re just crazy about each other!

R354, Vera Bradley? Not even! It's Anuschka, baby!

I saw this today in a junk/antiques place and I immediately thought of this thread.

I'm Sara, and I just bought three tickets for me and my twin 20 year-old daughters Ava and Ally to see Lea Michele in "Funny Girl" at the Sunday matinee over Columbus Day Weekend. I've got every detail of the day planned out, from catching the 7:05 am train into Grand Central to lunch at that new Korean noodle place I Googled, to our pumpkin lattes at Starbucks after the show followed by the 7:40 train home. They are going to be so surprised when I tell them. My husband Cole is going to be even more surprised when he sees the American Express bill - but hey, it's Lea Michele and she's worth it !

R334

Come off it. DL is relentless when it comes to attacking women. Your comment was just another way of telling women not to have feelings about these attacks. "Oh it's just about candles and vanilla." No, it's not. It's about hatred of femininity, the female gift for nurturing, the female desire for monogamy etc. etc. etc.

I take comfort in the fact that when gay men attack women, it's because they loathe the feminine inside themselves. You know you'll never be as macho as a straight man.

R363 it's more that they know feminine women can attract masculine men but they themselves cannot.

[quote] More men are going gay on the DL, who wants a fake metoo rape accusation and an un-abortable pregnancy

r356 WTF?

If R363 and R364 can't tell the difference between a "Let's be Fraus" thread and a "Let's be Women" thread, well that's really on them.

Facile, but hold on there a minute, r366. I would bet there wouldn't be a dime's worth of difference between those two threads. And here's why:

As with a "Trans-Man," who here could conjure a non-parodic female thought and/or attitude?

My favorite show EVER is Will And Grace. Will was is SO handsome. What a waste why does he have to be gay?

Since 1998 I've had a fantasy of moving to New York city and being his best friend. He'd take me dancing and we'd sit in the park and check out the cute boys. He's invite me over to dinner for gourmet meals.

Oh well. A frau- I mean a girl can dream.

R368 he’d be the perfect accessory! Then you could dump him after your wedding and pick him back up 25 years later after you’ve become an alcoholic and get divorced, if hadn’t died from The AIDS yet 🤪

I'm the frau comment above "you know you'll never be as macho as a straight man."

I'm usually said to other fraus in the privacy of their own get togethers, but when women are insulted and RELENTLESSLY ATTACKED on this godforsaken website (Mary!!!!!), this statement will be said directly to gay men.

Don't forget your place gays. A bunch of girly men in dresses. You don't get to TELL US how to feel!!!!

(I guess the AIDS diseased whore response was played out - so this was the next best thing in frau speak).

Good luck with your career, cunt. Unfortunately you’ll never be a real woman. Not a successful mother.

R334 Because many of these comments are down right hurtful and mean. I'm not a frau btw. Outside of the misogyny, which I will not lie can be funny--I know this DL, not for the faint of heart but these threads end up lame to me because it always reeks of bitter resentment. Some of yall need to realize you will never be women. No matter how many "straight" men fuck you or let you blow them. First of all they aren't really straight and and they are lying pieces of shit. I've hooked up with guys attached to women myself so I'm not really judging, but I do not hate women and I don't understand why so many female bashing threads are generated on this otherwise fun site.

R372 … Frau Undercover

R372 because gays spend years building women up and the favor has never been returned

R374, That hasn't been my experience with women at all.

R375 good for you

I’m the belief that gay men want to be women

Like most of my frau beliefs, I am a homophobic delusion.

I'm the pearl clutching and the "You're a terrible person! 😠" accusations.

You fags are so jealous of our bleeding, yeasty cunts!

I’m the cake pops from Starbucks.

R376 in my lesbian life, more gay men than not have been cunty toward me for no reason, but I don't assume that all or even most gay men are cunts. I've just been unlucky with bad apples or bad timing. Or being in lesbophobic environments. Just got to keep an open mind and move on up.

[quote]Omg

Dyatlov, right?

I’m her.

Reply 383 -

Imagine if this entitled cow really had a tragedy in her life ? How in the world will she handle it ? She will have to go to her safe space and cry.

I don't know who I feel worse for - her mother for having to spend the whole day shopping with her, or Jen the manager who had to deal with her in the store.

The thing that really makes me roll my eyes at Angela is that sarcastic tone she adopts when talking "to" the girls in the shop, like she's in a position of power or something. Many Fraus do this.

She must have little control over her life if she gets satisfaction over 'calling out' workers at a Bath and Body Shop - I bet her mother is domineering and is to blame.

After all these years, watching Angela’s OG rant still delights and amuses me no ehd. She gets a pass just for that.

She’s also got a sense of humour abd perspective about that content, making fun of herself and referring back the meme video in a self-effacing way, but at the same time not changing her interests to seem different or cooler (she’s still an unabashed candle fan). A self-awareness trait that Frauen rarely develop.

Plus it’s been ten years and she’s lost weight as well as discovered a cute makeup look, so good for her! Maybe we should stop roasting her 2022.

I’m the new non-binary identity.

My husband cheated on me and we divorced. I found out by "accidentally" looking at his laptop. My whole life fell apart. I cried in the shower and needed my friends to do my shopping until I could function. I made sure our children saw me crying in a fetal position on the floor.

Then I wrote a blog about it on Medium, Linkedin and any other social media outlet I could find. I didn't use his name, but I used my real name. TeeHee . Now, anyone can find out who the cheating louse was and also all his porn habits just by googling my name because I'm still using his last name.

[quote]The thing that really makes me roll my eyes at Angela is that sarcastic tone she adopts when talking "to" the girls in the shop, like she's in a position of power or something. Many Fraus do this.

It's reinforced by management, who expect employees to lick customers' asses for those almighty dollars, so frau behavior is usually reinforced in the very stores they terrorize.

I'm Lady Lindsay Graham. Every Saturday I have lunch wilt my best friend Mitch "Martha" McConnell. You may have heard of us ?

R383 for me it's the way that apparently Wisconsin becomes almost completely deserted every time the Green Bay Packers happen to be playing a game. How do they keep an economy going?

I actually found that Wisconsin frau through this video on Twitter.

I laughed so hard at a comment under the Angela video where someone pointed out they worked at that store and one year for Halloween, the workers came dressed up, with one coming as "Jen" and others coming dressed up as peach bellini candles, haha!

I really like the reenactment too, these actresses are so fun to watch!

Oh my god that reenactment with the brunette manager Jen 😂

I still don’t understand why she didn’t take the 4 ouncers of the 2 scents she was so desperate to buy. Isn’t 4 ounce winter gingerbread snap and candy apple or whatever disgusting flavors she wanted better than nothing?

YMMV but I consider Angela's BBW saga to be Literature. Everyone knows the story, it has all the hallmarks of a great story, and it has passed into lore.

Also something about her gum chewing really adds to the delivery. I can’t put my finger on it but watching her - I wanted a piece of gum.

[quote] Oh my god that reenactment with the brunette manager Jen 😂

That reenactment is incredible. Love it too that the Jen actress they cast was also really sexy and pretty, just to endear her further to the audience.

R397 the same effect happens with me when I watch Parker Posey chew gum while she talks. It's hypnotising, like enticing ASMR to me. I find it gross when other people do it, but when she does it I just crave to hear that sound, and also to pop gum myself.

The actress playing "Jen" is just playing the woman like she couldn't give a fuck and it is hilarious, especially with the blonde girl behind her staring daggers and Angela the whole time.

My heart goes out to Angela's little pet dogs. Living in that house, with all those constant noxious candle fumes, must be like suffocating 24/7.

Yes r399 exactly. I actually got some gum after watching the woman reenacting Angela from TikTok but it didn’t provide the satisfaction I thought it would 😂

Angela just replied to me on Youtube lmao!

The comment I left was on a video a few months old, where she was reviewing some Yankee Candle. I just said that I wasn't sure if she was shilling or not, and didn't care either way, but that viewers should take care with that type of content. She snipped back within the hour to let me know in a pass-agg fake-nice way that she would NOT EVER do promotional content, and re. her video (which felt shilly) "it is what it is, I was just having fun at a store, whatever, have a nice day". Howling.

Lol it’s fitting that this thread has evolved into discourse about the ultimate frau - ANGLEA.

How come ANGELA gets to talk to the BOYS all day, and WE have to play VOLLEYball?

I am two hands cradling a hot mug as if I depend on its warmth for survival.

[quote] I still don’t understand why she didn’t take the 4 ouncers of the 2 scents she was so desperate to buy. Isn’t 4 ounce winter gingerbread snap and candy apple or whatever disgusting flavors she wanted better than nothing?

Idk, but best guess is that Angela wanted her channel to blow up and stir some controversy. She was kind of ahead of the YT curve in that respect.

Though Angela would probably try to argue that wanted to exchange two big jar THREE-WICK PEACH BELLINIS for the festive candles, and she felt she wouldn't be getting her money's worth if after handing her big jars back she only took two smaller candles in exchange. But then she could have just asked to exchange for an extra BBW product or for store credit as well as the four-ounce candles, to make up the price--given she's a loyal regular shopper (or was at the time), I'm sure there was running tab or a loyalty card or something in her name. So as you say, doing any kind of refund arithmetic on this situation still doesn't make it make more sense or justify her reaction.

Three wick Peach Bellinis 😂

Can you imagine how sickening those must smell???

I'm Isabelle, but my frau friends call me 'Izzy' for short. I made pumpkin-spice jams and jellies to sell at the Church fair this weekend for Oktoberfest. I don't mind sitting out here at the table in the parking lot with my friends Kellyanne and Becca, because I have my burgundy Patagonia vest on to keep me warm. Kellyanne has a pretty purple pull-over sweater on from LL Bean, and Becca is bundled up in her honey colored cardigan from Talbots. Becca is selling home-made pumpkin spice soap cakes which she makes every year, and Kellyanne is selling her fall stick wreaths she made over the summer with real twigs. We all agree I'll make the most money with my jams and jellies.

Every year since our children started school, the three of us have worked this table for the Church's festival. The three of us commiserate over the fact that each of our kids went off to start their senior year in college last month. My daughter Allie will go to law school after she graduates next year, Becca's daughter Taylor is going to be a pharmacist when she graduates, and Kellyanne's son Brady is moving to New York City hoping to become a ballet dancer now that he will be graduating from college with his Dance major. Kellyanne won't admit he's gay, or admit that he's half Latino from the affair she had with her gardener in 2001. After about twenty minutes the wind picks up and the rain comes down in big, heavy drops. We decide to move everything into the church hall, where our Oktoberfest festivities continue.

Hey Izzy - any chance you have a photo of Brady. Asking for a friend…. who uhhh really loves…. ballet.