A LARRY KING SPECIAL: THE DEATH OF QUEEN ELIZABETH

She truly was the Queen of Diamonds.

We have Angie Dickinson on the line. Angie, tell us about your dear friend Elizabeth Taylor. We’re you surprised she had such a long and fruitful reign?

She was a daughter, a wife, a mother and long serving Queen. Whether you are a monarchist or not, you should be able to appreciate that she did her job so very well for a very long time. For all of these reasons, her death should be mourned.

If anyone doesn't understand or appreciate the extinct of her personal sacrifice to a responsibility that was forced on her, you must be a real dumbass.

Your Majesty, how did you run the country and make all those movies?

The Queen is dead. I'm shocked. I thought John Travolta would live forever

Queen gave us stadium rock anthems that world over loved. Her death has rocked the entire globe. And in return? We will rock you our beloved monarch.

Caller in Des Moines, you on the air...

Here in the States, we will always remember her for inventing that terrific mint julep masque.

After the break, the next queen, Nathan Lane.

She was the Virgin Queen. Yet she managed to have four children -- Diana, Meghan , Camilla and Harry. Now there's going to be a royal brouhaha over who gets to be the next Queen. My money's on Meghan.

At the top of the hour, Liza joins us to sing Dancing Queen, live on the phone from Rancho Mirage.

Why can't we put that nice Prince Andrew on the thread?

And we're back with Joan Collins talking about the passing of a great, great woman - her Royal Majestically High born Sereneness, the Queen of England. Tell us, Joan. Was it an overdose of GAAARLIQUE?

Larry: "I was proud to call her a close friend and met her many times. She was one heckuva powerful lady commander when she launched her ships against the Spanish Amrmadillos. An inspiration I can tell ya."

^ 😂

So now a serious question of RuPaul,

why didn't the Queen ever win on Drag Race?

Issh jussht not true, honey!

I had tea with her recently and can tell you she was great fun. She enjoyed dunking her biscuits too.

We have royal expert Lady C on the line. Lady C, what do you think would be a respectful period before Prince Philip can consider remarriage?

Have we received any word yet whether the Queen opted for a private funeral or not? Do we know if she will be cremated?

Larry: Your Magesty, is it true you once went on spring break with Nancy Reagan?

We've got... we've got Tina Fernadez, dealer at The Flamingo in Laaaaaas Vegas, Nevada. Tina, what does this loss mean for poker?

*Majesty

I can get the Queen a great deal on a burial plot at Bedminster, next to Ivana. Call me Charles!

Has John "she ain't no human bein" Lydon commented, yet?

Dionne Warwick's here to help us reach the Reverand Billy Graham. Reverand, a lot God save the Queen over the years but here we are. Who's dead here - God or the Queen?

"She ruled with grace and dignity and turned in one heckuva showbiz razzle-dazzle performance as Mama Morton in 'Chicago.'"

"We have Elizabeth Montgomery on the line. Elizabeth, how do you feel about this momentous occasion? I mean after all the Queen was named after you. Elizabeth? Hello? Mrs. Montgomery?"

Was it unusual for the Queen to crown Liz Truss as her successor before she died? Was that a sign the Queen knew what was coming?

Next up, his Princess Meghan Markle, of Montecito and her husband, Prince Henry the 9th. So tell us, Meghan, how are you going to find time to rule the United Kingdom and do your Netflix reality show, "Housewives of Buckingham Palace?"

IOWA CITY HELLO

Next up is Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman aka Diana Prince, who will tell us about her sadness over her former mother in law's death. Is it true she died when her invisible plane crashed?

Shirley Jones is on the line. Miss Jones, will the Partridge Family be reuniting to sing a ballad at Queen Elizabeth's funeral?

Louisville on the line. Any relation to the King of France?

r2 and r18 seem to be as lost as Larry is.

so happy she's dead

To take us out we have Toni basil singing musky love the song she sang to queen Liz Taylor at the White House when she visited with the captain kangaroo.

R33. That’s sort of the idea of the thread.

r36 Uh, no.

She deserved that Oscar!

This Larry King shit is so tired.

Larry King: as the world mourns the passing of former brief Bond girl, Queen Elizabeth ll who also played Helen Mirren in a film version of her life… we return after the break with one of Henry VIll’s ex wives, the actress Jane Seymour is with us.

She had a hot ass, but she couldn’t live forever.

Sir Elton John on the phone:

Sir Elton, if Princess Diana was England's Rose, what will Queen Elizabeth be in your reworked version of "Goodbye, Norma Jean"?

Foxglove? Cranesbill?

"Goodbye, England's Foxglove?" Can you make that work?

We have an expert on queens on the line.....Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina

Larry King: Did you know her well Queen Latifah?

Sir Elton, some people have suggested you might do a medley at Liz's funeral.

Maybe start with a little Peggy Lee "Is That All There Is",

then move into Terry Jacks' "Seasons In the Sun",

you know, "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, but the wine and the song like the seasons are all gone."

And then maybe finish up strong with "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

You should know R39 you’ve been eating it out my diapers for years!

Would it be considered poor taste to do a little "Ebony and Ivory" in honor of the Queen's bi-racial daughter-in-law and grandchildren, Sir Elton?

R34 = Meghan

Now to Joey Heatherton, who was considered a Queen of Las Vegas in her day,

Joey, is there any truth to the rumor that Sarah Ferguson was alone with the Queen when she died?

Is it just a coincidence that Sarah's daughters have been photographed wearing The Diamond Diadem and The Girls of Great Britain and Ireland tiara and some of the Queen's other favorite pieces of jewelry since her death?

Now to Don Rickles - Don, is it true that the Liz's funeral will have to be postponed until Queen Consort Camilla's favorite mare is done foaling?

Yeah, I saw her a few times...she was old but quite big tits on her.

Larry King: as a close friend of the Queen’s, Paul Burrell, can you confirm that Prince Carl Philip was the love of her life?

Now FBI profiler John Douglas:

John, first Betty White died mysteriously,

then Anne Heche and Olivia Newton-John...

Now Queen Elizabeth - John do we have a serial killer on our hands?

When I heard an old English queen had died, I felt so sad for his young children, and for David Furnish now having to bring them up alone.

Welcome Martina Navratilova -

Martina, as we all know Liz drove and repaired ambulances during WWII - did you get a dykey vibe from her?

Lets talk a minute about the new king, Charles III. Most are asking, why III already? I even haven't seen I and II. But I have seen Jaws I to III. On the phone is famous British Monarchy biographer Pussy Kelley to help with that question.

Another question for John Douglas - first Prince now the Queen...isn't this the sort of pattern we see with serial killers?

Harry Styles congratulations on your new movie!

What kind of party drugs did the Queen enjoy?

Liza, your mother died in England,

and now the Queen.

Is this an indictment of the UK's National Health Services?

Thank you for joining us on our continuing coverage of the death of Queen Elizabeth...

Excuse me, I'm getting an update from my producer now...

So there has NOT been a statement from Susan Dey?

Tonight on CNN, we have the fabulous Liza Minelli, filling in for me, Larry King, as I mourn wife number 22, Elizabeth Montgomery of "I Dream of Jeanie"

Bearking News:

An unnamed source from the Queen's inner circle says the Queen was very displeased this week about her meeting with new Prime Minister Liz Truss, and said, "I'd rather die than have to work with this warmed-over Margaret Thatcher cunt."

So Dr. Oz, are you telling us that the Queen was reaching for her reading glasses and inadvertently put her hand up Major Johnny Thompson kilt and grabbed his big cock...

and that caused a myocardial infarction?

And you could've saved her with an injection of your patented hydroxychloroquine?

And now welcome please Broadway sensation Beanie Feldstein.

Beanie, you say you had a call from the Queen this morning saying you were her favorite singer,

and that it was her dying wish to have you return to the starring role of "Funny Girl"

"Just in, Princess Charlene of Lichtenstein, daughter of former Hollywood movie queen, Grace Kelly, to star in a remake of " The Merry Wives of Windsor." She is taking over the role due to the untimely death of Elisabeth Shue"

Now folks please welcome legendary singer Gladys Knight:

I'm going to ask what everyone is wondering, "Gladys, will you now become the new Queen of Soul?"

Debbie Reynolds will offer memories of her dear and close personal friend, Lizzie.

Next we will be hearing from Queen Latifah herself. Queen, how are you speaking to us from the other side and do you see your Uncle Phillip over there or is he still in Bel Air?

A woman who needs no introduction, celebrity legal commentator and journalist Nancy Grace:

LARRY, I AM TELLING YOU THIS WHITE WOMAN WAS MURDERED!

AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I BRING HER KILLER TO JUSTICE!

You know, I am a passionate advocate for missing and murderer white women, because I myself have been personally affected by the murder of a loved one.

Will Larry reveal which son wasn't fathered by Phillip?

LARRY,

I AM TELLIN YOU - THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE THE MURDERS OF LACY PETERSON AND NATALEE HOLLOWAY!

After the break, we'll have new footage of the helicopter jump at the Olympics which killed Queen Elizabeth II.

Thank you for rejoining us after that commercial break

while Nancy Grace was tased, tranquillized, and removed from our set...

Now my producers are telling me we are still waiting on a statement from Miss Susan Dey.

And we'll be right back with Susan Anton, JJ Jimmie Walker, Mark Spitz, Barbie Benton and Toni Tennille.

Now actress Jada Pinkett Smith:

Jada, you are saying that Queen Elizabeth was scheduled to be a guest on your Red Table Talk show, is that correct?

Now on the phone, Queen Elizabeth's long-time caregiver

So you say that in her final years, the Queen enjoyed watching reruns of old TV shows from the 1970s and 80s while she read/posted anonymously on a site called "DataLounge" on her iPad?

Now Liza Minnelli will share her memories of spending time with Queen Elizabeth in the VIP room of Studio 54:

Sshtudio fity four?

Wash that de club?

Mama ish that you?

I needed the laughs! I wish I was as clever!

We are now on the phone with Susan Dey.

Miss Dey do you have anything to say?

Miss Dey....

Well, it seems the line is dead.

Thank you for those memories of your meeting the Queen, Audrey Meadows.

Now tell us about your upcoming appearances on "The Love Boat".

Caller from Area 52: Larry did Queen Elizardbeth revert to her reptilian form when she died? Larry: Wrong show you want Art Bell not me.

Now folks, a real treat - after this break, we'll have Princess Eugenie will be sharing memories of her Gam-Gam while wearing the priceless Grand Duchess Vladimir Tiara, along with the Queen's the Cullinan III and IV brooches.

R23 He's too busy watching his own demented Nazi-adjacent hag whose kid was beyond fucked up because of her die a slow death to notice.

Nothing makes me laugh harder than a DL Larry King thread.

Bless you, OP and all who have contributed to it.

Next! Suzanne Somers and her husband Alan Hamel will discuss the Queen's legacy on a Zoom call from their hot tub in Palm Springs, California. But first: a word about reverse mortgages.

Ok, we’re back with Diana Ross to talk about her relationship Queen’s Freddie Mercury. Hi Diana, this must hard for you, being that you dated Freddie in the 70s and this is so close to Mary Wells’ passing. Tell us, how’s your mom Diana? And how is Michael Jackson handling the news of Princess Grace’s passing?

Fergie, Duchess of York. Will you be doing a special version of God Save the Queen at the funeral. Are the other royals still mad you went solo. Does Gwen Stefani have your career.

I can definitely see Larry interviewing Sarah Ferguson and Suzanne Somers, talking about the Queen.

I'm hearing from my producer that we may be able to get an exclusive with her last husband ... yes, yes--it's true! We have Larry Fortensky on the line!

Hi, this is.....uh, John Barron calling in. I just wanted to let you know how much the Queen adored Donald Trump. She couldn't get enough of him. Many people are saying that she considered him the sexiest man in the world. A lot of people tell me that.

This thread is cracking my shit up. RIP Larr, your old suspendered ass will always make me laugh.

We have the full hour with our guest Queen Bey Knowles!!! No topic off limits, no question unanswered!

Queen Bey, what made you want to transition into a dead 96 year old British monarch with fat ankles and a pedophile son?

Do you look at Catilyn Jenner and think, he did it so much better?

Do Black Life’s Matter to you now even though your anus has been bleached white and you have been a moved inside the house from the lower 40?

Am I the only one who smells toast and has shit in their diaper?

Coming up next...Mickey Rooney!

And we're back.

We're still trying to get Princess Diana on the line to comment. For some reason she's not answering. But in the meantime, we've got Princess Margaret here to tell us about the Queen's favorite breakfast foods.

What's this? Sorry, audience. I'm hearing we're having difficulty connecting with Princess Margaret too.

We'll go to commercial and be back with someone who I know will have a lot to say on this matter, Susan Dey.

I'm back .Pabst Blue Ribbon is really the king of beers. I wonder. If the Queen of England enjoyed the King of Beers, Assweiser? On the phone I have the Scream Queen, Jamie Lou Retton. Oh I'm sorry Curtis. I know the Queen was close to you. She loved your acting in Psycho, being terrorized by Norman Lear.. Just off the presses, Elizabeth barely escaped beheading from Henry Higgins. Next on the line, we have the Queens oldest friend, Jay North, calling from.the South Bronx.

Larry king: Coming up in the next hour, we bring you Tyler Henry. He will be communicating with Diana and asking her how she feels about the imminent arrival of her former mother in law. Don’t go away!

And now we have Lourdes Leon, here to promote her new single, "I'm a Ho Sitting on a Car". She's the daughter of Chaka Khan, and the godmother of Princess Diana. Mrs. Leon, how do you feel about the passing of Queen Elizabeth so soon after her mother, Queen Victoria?

Coming up next, we'll ask Freddie Prinz about his time in the band Queen. Stay tuned.

Stay tuned out there. We'll be back in 90 seconds to hear the one and only Yoko Ono pay tribute to the late Sovereign with her own, individual rendition of God Save the Queen. Oh, Christ....

And now on the phone I have two tremendous queens, Ian McKellen and Bryan Singer. Ladies, did you belong to the exclusive Queens Club with Queen Lilibet?. Do you have a queen of the month club? Has Lulu Bell's death affected memberships? Maybe that Wolf Ballerina from the Eggs Men can join.