Sixty-Nine

Agreed

It’s dumb.

Fun for a minute

Same as a threesome. So hot to watch in porn and theoretically fun, but just over complicated and overly mechanical in practice.

No one 69s after the first date. It's just too much.

OP you sound gay.

If it feels good do it.

It's like a circus act. More fun to imagine than to do.

Sixty-nine is divine!

Nobody every comes this way. You do it for a couple of minutes and move on to the main course.

[quote]Same as a threesome. So hot to watch in porn and theoretically fun, but just over complicated and overly mechanical in practice.

I'm 57 and have never been in a threesome. Had a few opportunities but didn't take them. Just had no real interest I guess.

OP- I think the real problem here is that YOU are 69.

Threesomes are way better than 69

I love to 69 with a guy who is into it. It's like a contest to see who can inflict and endure the most pleasure.

Yeah, I think it’s one of the great ideas and if and only if both guys are deeply in love with the other’s penis, it is THE solution to the meaning of life. Just thinking about what it is—mutual penis worship combined with mutual mind-blowing blow jobs…oops! sorry, did you just cum? See what I mean? If it works, there’s nothing better. And if you both blow at the same moment—holy shit—did you just come again? the possibilities are mind blowing!

I love frottage but not enough guys seem to be into it.

[quote] Somehow, a rimming 69 is easier.

As I always say: if you can get past the smell, you've got it licked!

I hate 69. Just suck me. I'm selfish.

Eh, you’re not missing all that much, R11. Husband and I have had two of them. They were perfectly fine and no weirdness about it, but honestly we’d both rather have hot sex with some fun toys.

I prefer simple NSA BJs

I think I may have an abnormally long torso and short legs, because every time I've tried it, even with guys taller than me, I have to bend WAY over in order to reach and it hurts my back and neck.

It's not natural to suck a dick upside down!

try a combo. i like to eat a boy's ass as he sucks my daddydick

I miss 69. I just turned 70.

When I did 69, I liked it sideways. Hated being the bottom 69-er without much head and neck mobility. I agree that anal/oral 69 is/was hotter.

I sort of agree. 69s aren't going to be good more than they're good, IMO.

Other sex acts that look hot as fuck but are really hard to pull off so that everybody is satisfied -- spit roasting. Sure, a guy getting fucked from behind and also sucking a cock is hot, but I can't imagine that the guy getting the blowjob is ever that satisfied if the bottom is getting it anywhere near good.

All that said, I'd break sex into things that (1) feel great and are physically satisfying, and (2) are thrilling. A 69, or being oral receiver in a spit roast, or being cum on (face, chest, one guy or multiple guys), are often not the best physical sex, but they're can be sexually thrilling and fun.

[quote]69s aren't going to be good more than they're good, IMO.

Um, what?

Yeah that was bungled, R26. I was just trying to say that more often than not, they'll be lacking.

r22, I respectfully disagree. My husband and I are both curved upward when hard, to it's really easy to deep-throat him when we 69, even though he's really hung. I especially like to deep-throat him just as he's about to cum. We've done it enough that we usually cum together.

I love 69ing.