Why are straight "poly" people always so ugly?

Maybe they figure they might finally get laid if they cast a wider net.

Maybe they figure they have no other way to shock people into thinking they are actually having sex.

Maybe they use it as a self-fulfilling prophecy - "I'm single because no one can handle my kinks! It's not because I'm gross and smelly!"

Beggars can't be choosers, OP.

Because, unattractive people, who just wanna get laid regularly and consistently, by an assured group of people whom they can control, aren’t picky, OP.

Cautious? Yes. Picky? No.

It’s the same as monogamy x 1, or multiplied by 5.

Just multiply “it” by whatever, and there’s your same answer, regardless of your “x” factor, which is always the variable to the answer, regarding the most fundamental of questions.

Also, tons of REALLY UGLY MEN with big, larger than average penises, get plenty of play.

Anytime you see an absolutely, gorgeous woman, with a much older man?

It’s 9/10 because of his dick size, rather than his actual assets in his financial portfolio.

The truly desperate ones will always go for the money, however.

Same goes in reverse to men who are gold-digging whores, except physical attributes are in consideration, as women don’t have dicks.

Is anyone actually "poly" anymore? That trend seemed to peak in 2015 and I rarely hear about it anymore, largely because, well—it doesn't usually work.

Like 70% of Americans are overweight. MOST people are fat, there's no evidence that poly people are fatter than anyone else

"Anytime you see an absolutely, gorgeous woman, with a much older man?

It’s 9/10 because of his dick size, rather than his actual assets in his financial portfolio"

ROFLMAO. The number of women who pick guys based on dick size alone is miniscule. Rich guys never have trouble finding women, even if their dicks are tiny

"Anytime you see an absolutely, gorgeous woman, with a much older man?"

Where are all the supermodels dating old, poor men instead of famous guys and billionaires?

Poly straight people are just sex nerds. It’s like dungeons and dragons but for sex. They love complex rules and negotiations. It makes them feel important.