Who do you shamefully lust after because they look like a dirtyfuck, and

Used to be Johnny Knoxville before he went gray

Canuck aging gay porn actor Jessy Karson, who doesn't just look like a dirtyfuck but is one.

Matt Bomer would definitely put a towel done, but he'd also throw a mean fuck.

^down

r2 I was on the Karson train even before I saw his exquisite scat work. He just does it for me, facially. His body doesn't look that great these days, however.

Yeah Karson is a saggy old scat pig now. We'll always have our memories.

Scat?

Add I've said before, i used to lust after Pauly Shore. (Hangs head)

Andy Cohen. I can't help it!

Ezra Miller

Patrick Dewaere, a French actor, before he offed himself.

Bryce Hall is the perfect dirty, dirty once and done load him up fuck.

I assume you've watched Les Valseuses, r11?

I want to plow Ross Mathews till i hear him squeal into the pillow.

Kerr Smith, Bo Hopkins, Slim Pickens.

Crazy-eyed Riz Ahmed, I no longer lust after him. I can't stand him, but I do know he's a filthy sex pig.

He's bi and has cheated on all his ex-GFs, he's always had side women and side men all over the world. He's a sex addict. He's currently cheating on his religious author wife.

What makes you think Riz is gay?

[quote] Who do you shamefully lust after because they look like a dirtyfuck.

I would be more ashamed that I include that last word in my vocabulary.

R5 I can honestly say that 'exquisite scat work' is a phrase I never thought I would see in print.

R19 That’s what Linda Lavin said!

I've heard Lavin has a basement full of former p.a.'s corpses who used to read her reviews to her.

Nobody told them they had to somehow work the phrase "exquisite scat work" into the review.

It's not like the Danny Thomas coffee table thing, but it's kind of in the same arena.

You know, the Shit Arena.

Which could be turned into a drag name.

David Spade

[quote]What makes you think Riz is gay?

Think? I know someone who knows him, he'd fuck anyone, man or woman, anyone he thinks would help his career or gift him ton of expensive freebies. His entire image is fake.

Ever wonder why a man who is not exactly A-List was always getting inviting to important showbiz and fashion events. He was a favorite of some very important male British fashion insiders.

R17 The poster's psychosis.

There is something about Riz Ahmed that’s not exactly sexy, but intense. I think it’s his eyes. And I can believe that’s a different side to him. When he was on Girls, there was a scene where he was rapping with an open shirt. You could clearly see there’s a tattoo on his waist. Nowhere else. Interesting place for a straight guy to get a tattoo. It’s intimate, you’d have to be in a state of partial undress to see it.

Anyway, Riz isn’t my pick. My pick is porn star Brian Bonds.

Footballer Declan Rice.

He’s a silly-looking and sounding man, for the most part. Boyish, plain, giggly. But I reckon if he really wanted to crack on, he’d be quite surprisingly smooth and filthy. Silver tongue, innit.

And he’s sweet. Sweet people try hard.

Harry Winks...make me cum in me trackies, mate!

R27 eh? Winksy’s really pretty and nice-looking, though. OP said people who aren’t.

OT but I’m still heartbroken that Spurs shipped him off to Italy. He was their talisman! Their hometown golden baby boy!

OP and r9 are beyond disgusting. They don’t love themselves.

R23 "very important male British fashion insiders" have access to much better looking fuck boys.

Kind of a nerd, strange-looking and pretty young (only 21), but--tv actor Gianni DeCenzo.

He has BDE for no obvious reason. Like why is he that confident for a weird-looking dorky kid. He even sits like a guy who can fuck. Got to be something we don't know about.

Nomnonom

Aaron is cute so its not just the dirty fuck potential.

Nomnomon pt2

Hunter Biden

Since I read about him on another

I'm now thinking about dirty fucking Paul W. Downs from "Hacks"

Riz Ahmed is a good choice.

Rami Malek (I do like crazy eyes, and crazy Sanpaku eyes even better)

Aaron Rodgers (a sumbag, but one who would want to be dared/"forced" to do the filthiest of things.)

Young Liam Gallagher.

Either of the Cuomos look as if they'd be an amazingly energetic lay.

Barack Obama. I’m only sort of attracted to him, but I would let him do anything he wants to me.

Tommy Lee.

And after reading this thread, Riz Ahmed.

Lord Grantham

Sean Penn (yes, I do hate myself)

Jon Bernanthal (sp)