I'm at brunch and my food has gone MIA

Are you alone at brunch OP or is there a gaggle of Eldergays with you, all waiting to crowdsource DL's response?

Oh, sorry.

I thought you didn’t want it.

Throw a massive fit! 👏 WHERE'S 👏 MY 👏 LACTO-OVO 👏 EGG WHITE 👏 OMELETTE 👏

The time you've just spent going on this thread and writing about it you could have actually asked the staff. It sure looks like you don't actually want your order. Just saying...

OP, you deserve to starve.

YES!! Please ask the confused hung-over server twink in a nice way..." Where's my omelet you fuckin' queer"?

Sit there and say nothing. Sit through dinner until they close if necessary until they remember they forgot about you.

Seriously, you can't ask where your food is but you post here? Team Darfur Orphan.

Absolutely not. You should sit there and passive aggressively post about it on DL.

Did you get the onion fritters??

Ask your server if it's too late to cancel your omelette.

Is it a real French omelette?

If not, why am I talking to you?

I just asked the server very politely about the omelet and he rolled his eyes at me. Then he just gave me hash browns I didn't order.

OP obviously did not present hole when ordering the western omlette.

I got my omelet but it's cold and clearly had been sitting out. So I said I'm sorry I no longer want this. The manager is going to come over. Honestly I just wanted a goddamn omelet and to read the paper.

We all want something we can't have, R15.

OP/r13 do you have difficulty with verbal communication? Did you tell the server you did not order hash browns and ask when your omelette would be out?

And instead of questioning the wait staff, you decide to complain in on DL? Make this make sense, OP.

Yes, and the manager just came over in a huff. I can converse and post.

r17 seems mean

OP, what are you wearing?

I just left with a $25 gift card from the manager and now I'm driving to Flushing for dim sum.

Well that was an emotional roller coaster!

Well, we're all glad your excruciating ordeal is over, OP. You may need therapy in order to deal with your PTSD. Do you have good health insurance?

I'm the firey car crash OP is about to die in because he was datalounging and driving.

Op sounds sad and alone

Look for the nearest unnaturally colored hair on a pudgy androgynous body.

she likely stole it because of you force females into slavery for your patriarchal appetite.

It's okay for her to devour, tho, because their eggs will nourish her eggs and restore the injustice you've caused.

R26, I'm with my longtime husband

R26 What are you up to this afternoon?

Carol Burnett Show did a skit about food going MIA during brunch

The service at Denny's has really declined OP.

Pssst, OP, you went to a buffet. You are supposed to serve yourself.

What did your husband have, OP?

[quote] What did your husband have, OP?

Silent grief. While OP was updating us on his drama on his phone.