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Let's be "Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?"

I am the Earth Mother and you're all flops!

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by Anonymousreply 11September 4, 2022 6:38 AM

I'm the melting ice cube in Martha's always brimming glass of Scotch.

by Anonymousreply 1September 4, 2022 4:57 AM

I'm the college student that had an essay due on her and thought it would be easier if I just watched the movie.

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by Anonymousreply 2September 4, 2022 5:01 AM

I’m the chicken leg with bite marks.

by Anonymousreply 3September 4, 2022 5:02 AM

I'm the contradiction that is Sandy Dennis - genuinely talented but always playing the same part.

by Anonymousreply 4September 4, 2022 5:03 AM

I'm the party game "Hump the Hostess".

by Anonymousreply 5September 4, 2022 5:12 AM

I'm the "on an assistant professor's salary you can't afford to waste good liquor."

by Anonymousreply 6September 4, 2022 5:17 AM

What are you? Stud or houseboy?

by Anonymousreply 7September 4, 2022 5:37 AM

I'm Bette Davis as Martha but who will I choose to browbeat as my hopeless George.

by Anonymousreply 8September 4, 2022 5:47 AM

I'm the one who has made the hideous, the hurting, the insulting mistake of loving...and must be punished for it.

by Anonymousreply 9September 4, 2022 6:21 AM

"who will I choose to browbeat as my hopeless George."

Why, George Brent, sugar!

by Anonymousreply 10September 4, 2022 6:22 AM

I’m the decor. I’m saying something profound, no doubt, but it’s clear the idiot writing this anemic post knows less than nothing about its significance.

Stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 11September 4, 2022 6:38 AM
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