Have you ever had fried rat?

I'd eat it if I was hungry. Pigeon pie is a thing and they're just flying rats.

I love the juxtaposition of the sweet piano music against the no kidding preparation and cooking.

Delicious 🤤!!!!!!!!!!

That's why we get diseases.

Do we look like Blanche fucking Hudson?

You're always complaining!

If you've had street food in Vietnam or Thailand, then you've had rat.

I’m anxiously awaiting a recipe from Greg to cement this dish’s place in the pantheon of cuisine

r7, that would be cannibalism.

Me no likey flied lat.

That is so fucking disgusting.

What's for dessert!?

R11 Lice Pudding.

[quote] I’m anxiously awaiting a recipe from Greg to cement this dish’s place in the pantheon of cuisine

You might well mean "anxiously" but I suspect you're not that smart and really meant to say that you are "eagerly" awaiting a recipe from me.

You're very amusing.

You know, when the zombie apocalypse happens and food production ends, everyone will gladly eat rats. The speed with which they reproduce makes them an inevitable food source.

Darfur Orphan has a Youtube channel?

More wit and wisdom from Greg at R13.

One can anxiously await something because the anticipation is that the thing awaited may not arrive. "The prisoner anxiously awaited the hoped-for stay of execution."

One eagerly awaits something when the thing awaited is expected to arrive. "The concert-goers eagerly awaited the on-stage arrival of the Korean boy band."

So unless you have a recipe for fried rat, Greg, R7 is correct.

[quote] One can anxiously await something because the anticipation is that the thing awaited may not arrive. "The prisoner anxiously awaited the hoped-for stay of execution." One eagerly awaits something when the thing awaited is expected to arrive. "The concert-goers eagerly awaited the on-stage arrival of the Korean boy band." So unless you have a recipe for fried rat, Greg, [R7] is correct.

Yes, I understand the proper meaning and use of the word "anxious" R16. But I do not think that R7 is that smart. Did you not read what I posted? R7 was trying to be amusing and say that he is eagerly awaiting my recipe for fried rat. You know that's what he meant. Or maybe you're not that smart?

In any case, here's my go to recipe for fried rat with mango sauce. Enjoy!

I haven't. I could if I were starving or really didn't want to offend someone. I accepted that the field rats are disease-free and after a while it just looked like meat from a small wild animal. The crunchiness was appetizing.

I swear to god, a video popped up on my YouTube home page yesterday showing how to prepare 🤢..."sweet & sour"... 🤢🤢🤢 ... "cow's labia"! 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 I didn't watch the video, but the comments mentioned that it took "several hours of cleaning to get the smell out"! 🤮🤮🤮 Of course the uploader is Vietnamese! Jfc, what is it with the Asians?!

Greg?

You're a cunt.

Preparing ANY KIND of animal for cooking and eating could seem gross and primitive to those who only deal with grocery store foods.

Let’s all cut Greg a bit of slack here, okay? He gets a bit of shit because he so EAGERLY posts his recipes and one could imagine him ANXIOUSLY waiting for the reaction of his fans. So when he just gets a lot of ridicule, it makes him as bitter as scorched prunes.

I’m sure he’s a nice guy and a gracious chef. Just a cunty English teacher. Are you sure you’re not my mother-in-law, Greg?

The comments are really the best part of the video:

"As a New Yorker, this is very useful. Thanks!"

"Can't wait to make this for my mother in law! Thank you!"

"I had all the ingredients right in my own backyard <3 this was so helpful"

"After repeatedly having to deal with a noisy wheel in the middle of the night, I showed this video to my hamster. I now get a solid 8 hours of shut eye. Thank you for sharing this!!!"

I have tried it. It was not the worst thing I have tasted but I did not care for it. It was not gamey at all more like muddy. Not a clean distinctive taste. It did not taste like chicken.

There's not much meat on them...have to eat a few. But, Nooooo! Hell no!

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

I used to want crisp rat but once I found out Jesus was involved I changed my mind.

A nice serving of COVID anyone?

Greg at R17, looks like you were wrong about R7.

I eagerly await your response of neeneer-neener-neener.

R15 I have never had the luxury of a mango sauce, but thank you for thinking of me

R24, where did you try this? I think I'd pass out if someone gave me this to eat.

Unless I was starving, actual starvation, I probably would not even try fried rat. I am generally opposed to eating what turns out to be a seemingly large list of things:

> Any monkey or ape

> Reptiles, including snakes, alligators.

> Pangolins, anteaters, sloths, koala, aardvarks

> dogs, cats, pigeons, rats, horses (of course, it's common to hide horse meat with cow meat, so the source of cow meat is important)

> Most organ meats from any animal, especially brains

> Reproductive organs - testicles, cow vagina

> Squirrel, raccoon, possum, skunk

I think after 3 years of covid, everyone should recognize the ever-growing likelihood of species jumping illnesses and take a much closer look at what people are consuming. While cooking probably kills most viruses, the threat of undercooked food, combined with the need to prepare the meat in the first place, should suggest that exploring non-traditional meats is a bad idea.

When I retired, I had a fried rat stand in University City. Did pretty well!

[quote] Greg at [R17], looks like you were wrong about [R7]. I eagerly await your response of neeneer-neener-neener.

I've read this many times but still don't understand it.

No, but I have eaten some for food vendors.

Greg, “neener, neener, neener” is the chant given your dinner party invitees by those you pass over for your dinner parties.

Karma's a bitch