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Tubby homosexuals get married at Minnesota State Fair

And the crowd loved it! Congrats, boys!

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by Anonymousreply 35September 3, 2022 12:27 AM

It’s so wonderful when heifers find each other. 💖

by Anonymousreply 1September 1, 2022 10:59 PM

I don't judge them for being fat, I judge them for being trashy.

[Quote]"The Minnesota State Fair will forever be our special place," Ward wrote in an account of the big day he shared during their flight back to Arizona. "The melting pot of people, the foods you can only get once a year, the overall happiness that fills the grounds — it's truly magical, and we look forward to it every year."

by Anonymousreply 2September 1, 2022 11:01 PM

I’ve been to the Minnesota State Fair!

by Anonymousreply 3September 1, 2022 11:01 PM

Is Minnesota the state with the university that has the famous dairy and ice cream shoppe attached?

by Anonymousreply 4September 1, 2022 11:05 PM

No, it’s Penn State Creamery.

- R4

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by Anonymousreply 5September 1, 2022 11:07 PM

Did you find love, r3?

by Anonymousreply 6September 1, 2022 11:07 PM

Also UW-Madison. Great, now I want some ice cream.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 1, 2022 11:11 PM

I think that’s the one I was thinking of , r7.

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2022 11:14 PM

Interesting..

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by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2022 11:15 PM

Instead of cak- elephant ears.

by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2022 11:18 PM

Get ‘em girls! Get those fucking fatties!!

by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2022 11:21 PM

Enjoy making fun of gay marriage while it lasts, because when it goes back to the states next year, mocking gay marriage won’t be as fun.

by Anonymousreply 12September 1, 2022 11:35 PM

[quote] Enjoy making fun of gay marriage

Men aren't meant for marriage.

Their hormones insist they must inseminate strangers up until the age seventy.

by Anonymousreply 13September 1, 2022 11:43 PM

Who cares. It’s over real soon. ^. With the exception of states that voted in favor of gay marriage, like Massachusetts and Illinois. Curious if Datalounge will still mock gay marriage in those states? Gays worked to get it passed, will their marriage still be deemed a joke?

by Anonymousreply 14September 1, 2022 11:45 PM

Do you think that they sampled every food booth on their way to the "ceremony"?

by Anonymousreply 15September 2, 2022 12:39 AM

Fat people do make me laugh!

by Anonymousreply 16September 2, 2022 12:43 AM

R15 'sampled'

Yeh right

by Anonymousreply 17September 2, 2022 12:43 AM

[quote] Fat people do make me laugh!

They are risible!

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by Anonymousreply 18September 2, 2022 1:09 AM

Wasn't the Minnesota State Fair where that guy was arrested for filming men at the urinal? We had a thread about it recently.

by Anonymousreply 19September 2, 2022 1:52 AM

Good news DL queens: there might be someone for you!

by Anonymousreply 20September 2, 2022 2:30 AM

[quote]Wasn't the Minnesota State Fair where that guy was arrested for filming men at the urinal? We had a thread about it recently.

A shame they arrested him. He could've been the videographer for this wedding.

by Anonymousreply 21September 2, 2022 2:39 AM

That would be a great gay wedding video - random guys pissing mixed in with the various scenes.

by Anonymousreply 22September 2, 2022 2:40 AM

Did they honeymoon at the Mall of America?

by Anonymousreply 23September 2, 2022 2:41 AM

I can’t hate on Minnesotans they seem like the most liberal and nicest middle America people.

by Anonymousreply 24September 2, 2022 2:48 AM

Was deep fried butter one of the hors d'oeuvres at the reception?

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by Anonymousreply 25September 2, 2022 2:53 AM

Agreed, R24. I've never been, but I love MN. A pocket of sanity in a sea of intolerance.

by Anonymousreply 26September 2, 2022 2:55 AM

Is everyone in MN (outside of Minneapolis) grotesquely obese or what?

by Anonymousreply 27September 2, 2022 2:59 AM

I hope they had time to take in the Butter Queen pageant.

by Anonymousreply 28September 2, 2022 5:53 PM

Which one held the bouquet of deep-fried Twinkies?

by Anonymousreply 29September 2, 2022 6:08 PM

I can’t see the love fatties

by Anonymousreply 30September 2, 2022 6:11 PM

Minnesota is getting redder and redder in the rural areas.

by Anonymousreply 31September 2, 2022 6:14 PM

Did the fatties make a beeline for the fried dough stand after saying I do?

by Anonymousreply 32September 2, 2022 7:04 PM

Did the guests throw 🥜 peanuts instead of 🍚 rice?

by Anonymousreply 33September 2, 2022 7:06 PM

When Worlds Collide.

by Anonymousreply 34September 2, 2022 7:11 PM

Was Jame Gumb their best man?

by Anonymousreply 35September 3, 2022 12:27 AM
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