David Foster and his gold-digging whore wife are going on tour!

I'll be much too busy tending to my lemons, and my Lyme.

The age difference is creepy. Even this bird agrees.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHJAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHJAHHJAHAHAHAHHAHH

WHAT?

These capitalists are triflin!!

Couldn't I just jam some chopsticks into my ears?!!

I just surprised his wife is female.

Her makeup is slathered on a bit thickly, isn't it?

And so is Kat's.

Are they personally catering the tour?

A grandpa and his hooker granddaughter.

Maybe they can join forces with Ben Platt since Benji doesn't seem to be selling out those big stages.

They can take the Trump-loving carnie act anywhere, but I have no interest in seeing it.

I'd rather watch Yolanda turning tricks on Hollywood Blvd.

It's in Canada!! hahahahaha

Canada is hosting?

Why am I not surprised…

R6, I like a full face of slap.

I wouldn’t pay a dime to see either of these old broads

They're both deplorable Trump supporters

No matter how hard she tries, she will never be a sought after "talent"

And, friends of the Harkles R15.

Pure trash.

He looks like an old queen and she looks like marionette.

He’s GAY, and she’s a C List beard, yes?

Wonder who she’s getting down with?

Cuz you know she’s ain’t fucking Mr. I Write The Songs That Make the Whole World Sing Right Here From My Extra Large Closet in Malibu.

It’s so fucking tragic people STILL have to do this!!!! 🤮

I most certainly will not be going, and I dated Elvis!

The closet antics don’t actually offend me so much, as I understand the multiple eras from where this still stems, so OK… do whatcha gotta do. Everyone in town gets it.

But he’s such a creep. Such a snob. The way he talked down to, and treated his still then, wife, was absolutely disgusting. And he did it on camera, too!

Have some class. Don’t be a bitchy queen to your loyal beard, who stood by you and eventually wanted something that was just a tad more, than picking lemons and slicing them, and making lemonade all afternoon.

Even in Malibu, atop a hill facing the Pacific Ocean, that could be a bit boring.

Yolanda is completely banal and just as harmless. The women has never meant ill will, even though yes, a times, she was a bit misguided.

She still has more class in her pinky nail than any of those women in all of the Housewives franchises.

David Foster is mobbed up with Putin. He should be arrested and imprisoned.

Please spill just a tad more, R22.

TIA!

I find her to be a boring singer. She sounds like a lot of other showgirls.

She should murder an up and coming skiing sensatia!

R2 she is a fucking adult in her thirties so it isn't creepy. It is not like he married a twenty something year like most of those older men tend to be seen with. To a certain generation she will considered semi old. She is old enough to be a mom to a gen z.

[quote]Please spill just a tad more, [R22].

Google the Agalarov family, Putin and Trump. The PBS pledge drive front is a wild diversion from the real family business.

R24, I’m surprised she couldn’t get an authentic marriage, even with a woman, if that’s what she’s into.

And yep. She’s boring AF, which is why he picked her.

Still VERY surprised she went for it. He hasn’t done anything to elevate her career, so far. Which makes me wonder if she’s nuts, BTS, because surely there were plenty of up and coming musicians who were age appropriate, that she could have paired up with.

Which leads me to believe she’s probably REALLY lazy, even with every single resource available to her.

Why not pick an age appropriate partner, and truly build an awesome brand and team?

Because she probably didn’t want to do all the hard work that actually requires.

Say all the shitty things you wanna say about her friend Meghan… at least Meghan is a genuine hard worker. She would have always worked hard for anything, whether non famous and in a shitty job, or married to a Royal.

Poor minority girls grow up not having too many choices. They’ve gotta work hard and hustle hard no matter what, or they become homeless. #facts.

Yeah, she’s a former actor, but she would have still hustled hard had she worked at Burger King (LOL).

This white singer chick?

She’s married to one of the MOST successful song writers/music composers in modern times… where’s her career?

It's in retirement, like his career ^^

What’s he doing married to that old lady

LMAO, R30!

Ain’t lookin’ alive after twenty-five!

[quote] Yolanda is completely banal and just as harmless. The women has never meant ill will, even though yes, a times, she was a bit misguided.

Yolanda is a grifter. She was bitching at some workers to speak English (they were speaking Spanish quietly amongst themselves, not trying to speak with her). She also bitched at her daughter to open her eyes wider while modeling: "You're not Chinese."

She played up her Lyme disease, I think, to invalidate her prenuptial agreement with Foster. She said that she had Lyme disease when she got married, was not of sound mind, etc. Allegedly.

R32, all of what you wrote may be true, but he still had the option to be the bigger man in that situation, and present himself as a class act.

Look. I get it. Real life is MESSY AF, but if you’re an old school pro, act like one. Take your wife aside and state your case.

A good woman is gonna listen. She’s going to take notes and be thoughtful in her consideration of things.

I just get the vibe that he was too high and mighty to even attempt this.

With age comes wisdom. He treated her poorly in a public facing platform, and most probably, behind the scenes.

Things get ugly when either two or one person in a relationship cannot set aside their ego for the overall good of myriad facets to relationships.

People need to step back and look at things with pragmatism and empathy.

Things fall apart QUICKLY, when this golden rule is forsaken.

And btw, this applies to ALL relationships, and ALL types of business relationships, rich or poor ones.

I know he's been married a jillion times, but Foster pings to me. He has zero chemistry with any of his wives.

Why are these people famous? No clue who they are.

Shitty music, r35.

Is this a coffee shop tour? Are they doing it for free? Who would pay for this?

R27, Muchas graćias, mi amigo!

So... he's still "big" in Canada? That's surprising but, whatever. At least he married a beard who can sing this time. She's not a great singer but good enough for tv and Canadian tours.

I don't blame the gold digging whore wife, she's facing forty and she needs an income.

Will Lisa LaFlamme work their red carpet with one of her Flava Flave watches?

R26, you need to get back down to earth and plug into reality.

Look at their photo posted at OP’s link.

THAT is a GRANDFATHER & HIS GRANDAUGHTER, ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING QUESTION.

Y’all need to stop acting like people cannot see what the fuck is going on, and how fucking ridiculous and/or DISGUSTING it all TRULY is, because you need to believe me 100% when I say that 99.8 of people in modern, developed countries, find this shit to be absolutely shameful and DISGUSTING.

Stay in denial all you want to. It does NOT affect the REAL public opinion of what regular, non Hollywood people think, when they see shit like this.

It’s a joke. And if people cannot conceive why, they’re not on on the joke, even if they’re in on the money that perpetuates the joke.

You can choose LESS money on an authentic relationship, over the joke, sure. But has it ever occurred to people that they can STILL make plenty of money without the joke? That maybe it doesn’t involve the classic norms and expectations of fame?

Sure it has.

It just takes actual authenticity and REALLY hard work.

Most people who are entertainers are actually pretty lazy, which is why we see ridiculous shit like this going on.

Don’t come for me cints. I’ve lived in entertainment crntral on BOTH coasts my entire life, & you can best believe I know of what I write, as do all of you, when reading it.

This is all manufactured bullshit. Sure, OK.

I’m just waiting for the day when the manufactured bullshit no longer needs to exist.

You know I love all of you Bitches, so please be kind, because I am with all of you, for the most part. 😘

He's actually written and produced some good songs. I don't know her.

He has, R42. So why did he marry a kid, compared to his age group and experience/gravitas?

Because he is an insecure, little man who cannot see that others see him for who he really is.

Damn.

I wish people in Hollywood entertainment, understood how fucking SMART the little people actually are.

She came in second on American Idol quite a few years ago. I think she also was in Waitress on Broadway, R42.

Unless that was a Mariah "I dont know her" in which case, bravo.

R41 is having a Grand Maul Seizure.

R44, a Mariah.

R45, my typos are NOT GMS, and even an idiot knows this.

My points stand.

I’m not an idiot.

I’m not stupid.

I can be naive at times and I will absolutely admit that, but this admission, in no way means, I’m stupid, or that I’m experiencing GMS.

You’re just scared, and trained to cape for bullshit, because you’ve been fortunate enough to not have to deal with the little people at this point in your life

I have zero hate for you because of this, because I understand what you are attempting to protect, but you’ve gotta sit down with yourself one day,and get REALLY honest.

Do you think you REALLY come off to others as how you believe you do?

Hint…

Even your enablers, see through your bullshit.

I say this with nothing but absolute LOVE.

I genuinely hope you get “it”, because whether you believe it or not, almost everyone else has gotten “it”. You just don’t know, perhaps, because enablers LIE.

And this is not just something that applies to you.

It applies to ALL of us, myself included.

[quote] Poor minority girls grow up not having too many choices. They’ve gotta work hard and hustle hard no matter what.

Poor people in general.

Well, at first I was skeptical, but now I’m convinced!

R43 she is not a kid Moron. How do you call a woman who is almost forty a kid. R41 say no to drugs because you must be high while typing that dribble.

R41, you'd best believe I don't believe a word you type. You're just weird and that affected manner of writing isn't helping you, dear.

R48, absolutely!

True dat!

My apologies for not including that FACT in my scribe.

I genuinely wish people understood the HARDCORE SHIT BLACK MEN IN THE UNITED STATES ALSO HO THROUGH, TO SUCCEED.

Fuck. Most of you here have no freakin’ clue.

And, YEAH, once you get out of the USA, it’s all about OTHER people of color and cultures who go through a hell not even our own minorities in the United States understand, in order to even get to a point where they experience the privilege of getting discriminated against, as we do, here in the US, or even the UK

And the UK is WAAAYYY worse, FYI. But at least they WILL allow you to get the BEST education anywhere in the world as a refugee from Zimbabwee, and allow you to successfully relocate to Canada, or any other UK colony, once your studies are completed.

They tried badly to make Mcphee happen but she never caught on. People don't like her and she's not a good enough singer to make up for it.

R52, I'm pretty pasty but I'm not as white as you. You'd best believe that this put on "identity" is not working for you. Cancel it and try another one, dear. I'm sure you have more.

So all that’s left for a woman in her early 40s, is to marry an abusive, shitty asshole in his 70s, who has been deeply closeted all of his life, just because: if you have any hope of having a future in entertainment in America, or want to marry well, this is all of what’s left for you?

Do you guys understand how fucking screwed up that sounds?

Why can’t gay men see how fucking SHITTY this actually sounds and probably really is?

Had it been an ideal set up, why has this man been married and divorced, three times, and on his fourth, current marriage?

Also, why do you guys attempt to run this crap on me?

You all know me.

You all know I support you 100%, yet you guys still come for me, because I’m not one of your clients, and because I’m a straight Frau.

Shame on you!

Come on.

I’m more valuable than some asshole who pays you, because I love you fuckers, and genuinely care about you, and you all understand this 100%.

SMDH, still.

I can't even remember which wife was being interviewed and it was something about him playing piano for her for hours each night and it made my toes curl in the very worst way.

R55 what the fuck are you talking about frau. You make no sense whatsoever.

R56, what I dislike is how women are still being blamed, for agreeing to beard for creatives, AND are also, being treated like absolute shit, just because they did what they were told to do, by Hollywood big wigs.

And BTW, most women under 30 to 35 , have ZERO clue WTF is going on when they get into these relationships.

Many , MANY times, they actually believe they’re in some sort of “love” match.

Not saying that’s what this was specifically, but c’mon. As stated, she was well past the age of cluelessness.

I’m still gonna give her a break, however, because for genuine good girls?

It takes a minute more for them to catch on.

And yes, I acknowledge that manipulative women may be able to successfully pull this off as well.

Also, want to clarify that “good girls” means any girl, who was abused, or wasn’t abused, yet still manages to treat others well, GENUINELY, because they have GOOD and AUTHENTIC hearts, that always shine through, regardless.

And this doesn’t mean that those not recognized in this category aren’t worthy. It just means that they never got near any sort of fame, successful career, etc., and sadly, fell by the wayside, as most good girls who have been fucked over, oftentimes, do.

100%, same goes for boys and men.

‘Night! I have a sore throat, and feel like shit, so Imma rest & I’m out!

Happy Labor Day Weekend, Bitches, & enjoy your white linens. 🇺🇸

Okay, well take a few days off and maybe you'll be in your right fucking mind come Tuesday.

I don't know who you are and I don't really care. Katherine McPhee had middle class parents and a middle class American up bringing. She could have gone to college, educated herself in some useful and interesting profession and had a completely different (and great) life. She did not have to do ANY of this shit.

Spare us "Women under 35 know nothing about the men they're pretending to have sexual relationships with and really have no idea what they are doing" at the same time you bitch about women not being treated as equals and having opportunities and choices. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Seriously.

I know he has worked a lot with Boz Scaggs, Boz's wife is in her 50's which is younger than him but I have to wonder what they think of this young wife. I wouldn't want to socialize with her, I guess leave them to Harry and Meghan.

I think she thought that David would turn her into a superstar like Josh Groban or Michael Buble, and she didn't even make Peter Cincotti level. She's pretty basic.

BTW, she's been fucking him for years- while they were both married to others.

Whore!!!

California Catholic schools are essentially Trophy-wife finishing schools for middle-upper middle class new money ethnic/adjacent girls, eg McPhee and Markle. This what they were trained to do, because clearly their "arts" and "education" education weren't as successful as their wedding game.

They need to get him back into the freezer before he thaws.

Ashamed that I know this, but the granddaughter has launched a jewelry line. She also bitched about how she can’t wear her “good” jewelry out in LA because she’s afraid she’ll be robbed.

David Foster is a garbage human being.

He set up Harry and Meghan in a Russian mobster’s mansion when they went to Canada.

[quote]He set up Harry and Meghan in a Russian mobster’s mansion when they went to Canada.

And, R66?

David Foster is disgusting. He is talented but a disgusting human being. I think their marriage is gross. He isn't gay. Stop trying to claim him. I don't know if it is money that his wife is after or a damn career. Because it's been lackluster and she is very talented. But always came off to me like hard to work with.

He is who, now?

I saw this show.

He wrote and produced a lot of pop music standards.

But he also takes credit he doesn’t deserve. He went on about his hit with Whitney “I Will Always Love You”, and never once mentioned someone else wrote it (just a little unknown named Dolly Parton)

He’s a fraud.

[quote] she is very talented.

LMAO! The lies.

They're going on tour? You mean they are going to be tour guides somewhere?

R67, he’s mixed up with Russians and called in a favor for a member of the British royal family. Did you miss all the links with Putin and Trump?

I’m sure you’re a lovely person, otherwise.

I see the Hadids found this thread.

The Hadids, the Jenners, McPhee ... he's like the Canadian nexus of the C-list. He has an amazing network of ex-wives and step kids throughout Hollywood, not a single one who is an actual bonafide star.

It's almost aggressively mediocre.

I don't get why she married him. Wasn't she from a wealthy family?

He has 2 adult daughters. I saw an interview where they were talking about how when they were in high school their schoolmates assumed that they enjoyed the grand house and pool that David owned at the time. But the daughters said that after David divorced their mother he never had them stay overnight at his house ever again.

His sister had a baby for Clay Aiken.

Why doesn't she sing? Why doesn't perform? These are the prime years of her career, but she never works. She has a good voice, but she has intentionally sabotaged her career.

He's like a father to Harry.

She calls herself 'Kat?'

Bizarre.

And he calls himself 'Dave.'

Weirdo. Do they think 'Kat & Dave' are cute?

Kitty and the D.

R79, seems like she has resigned herself to being a Hollywood wife and mom. Maybe it was a smart move. She reached the peak of her career.

She doesn't sing, perform or act because she sucks. She was the worst thing about Smash.

Who would pick McPhee over the lovely Megan Hilty?

She’s a Republican who contributed to the party.

Fuck that cunt

R21 What? No she doesn't. Yolanda is a cunt and a psycho.

[Quote] Why doesn't she sing? Why doesn't perform? These are the prime years of her career, but she never works. She has a good voice, but she has intentionally sabotaged her career.

Good voice but constantly sings off tune

He's in the closet but has 6 kids? His first one when he was 20? Wow.

She was in that TV show Scorpion and dated the hot star Elyes Gabel. I guess she realized Elyes' bank account wasn't going to be as lucrative as Dave's. I'm sure Gabel's cock was more satisfying.

I thought she had a beautiful voice on AI. She seemed sweet but I guess being chubby helped. She was bulimic back then too.

She was bitching on IG a few weeks ago about not being able to wear her Rolex in Beverly Hills anymore. She’s a grade A cunt. She cheated on her first husband in public with her Scorpion costar. She’ll cheat on this one too.

old grandpa sperm can result in higher risk of autism in offspring. Didn’t they have a kid together?

[quote]he’s mixed up with Russians and called in a favor for a member of the British royal family. Did you miss all the links with Putin and Trump?

And, R73?

Who’s fucking him?