Chris Evans’ new hair

I've never quite gotten the fuss over this dude.

I realize I'm in the minority, though.

He has huge tits.

What’s not to get?

Worst toupees since Travolta.

Worst eye work since Kenny Rogers.

Who is advising this man?

Hair doesn't look much different. But he isn't nearly as hot when he's not in super-hero shape - his face gets fat.

Me too, r1. He's very AWG to me.

#cocaineskull ? R4

Is he with equally average Emily Blunt?

If only there was a Twitter account named for Chris’ nipples where you could share this, eh Le Hideux Seacow? Bygones, but good times.

No. Gurrl no.

He and Blunt are filming a movie called Pain Hustlers and has to do with a pharma company in a strip mall, so I'm guessing he's supposed to look sleazy. It's working.

It's supposedly loosely based on this story about an opiod kickback scheme:

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I never realized what a weak chin he has. And from the latest picture I'm trying to decide which chin is the weakest.

Emily Blunt is gorgeous, and I say that as a gay man.

Evans isn't my favourite Chris. Have Hemsworth wrapped and sent to my room, pronto.

R13 But isn't he now Donkey Kong because of roids?

With an arse like this, I'm not gonna quibble.

R15 I hafte say in this case I prefer Evans because he is hairy (=manly). C. Hemsworth is a naked Eel basically. That's not for me but some like the hairless Barbie body...

Quote from link: "Chris Helmsworth seems to have a much better balanced personality . I personally do not like entertainers who think they have any political pull and once they start running their mouth and forcing their opinions on others it a HUGE notch to the bottom and a HUGE turn off for me and I will not personally pay a penny to support clowns that think their political option matters, there is nothing cute or intelligent about it. The personality comes before the looks and Chris Evans is pretty ugly in that aspect,"

Do you agree with her?

That outfit looks more tragic than his hair. Does he have flat feet?

I have a feeling that the quote at R17 meant to say she does not like when celebrities say political things she does not agree with it, she does not like. She is probably fine with Kevin Sorbo.

R19 she prbly likes his humor too..

All the filler in his face is making him look puffy and waxy

Reminds me of David Tennant, former and future Doctor Who.

[quote] Start a thread series on Jack alahee please. He is in lass loset and is a part of How to Get Away with Murder. I was shocked to see no thread on him while umpteen are olto ayes. Yikes.

He uses a hair piece.

Is it really that different than it used to be?

Love the shirt. Don't have DL issues with the man.

He looks so good at times, then from another angle less than spectacular. His pecs are spectacular though.