Rob Schneider - I'm Willing To Lose My Career For My Political Beliefs

Earth to Rob, you lost it years ago....

I for one will never forgive Rob for depriving the world of Norm of the North II.

Seriously? What career?

Isn't he estranged from his successful daughter?

He’s Dark MAGA?I could look it up, but I really don’t care.

He was recently in “Fly on the Wall” podcast sounding ruuuuuuhl cray.

Ooo! Wat did he say??!!

Is he auditioning for a comedy?

He was never funny or good looking and never deserved any type of acting career.

What career? Riding Adam Sandler’s coattails?

There'll always be some trashy, no budget project with Gina Carano and Kevin Sorbo that he could be a part of.

We're with you Rob!

We don't care about your career, either!

It's too bad this minimally talented guy got so many opportunities after SNL when other more talented cast members didn't.

R13 I agree he’s minimally talented (and apparently a big magat asshole too) but who from SNL should have had more opps? I feel like they all (from the late 80s on) did quite well and many better than they deserved.

Darling you need a career to lose before exclaiming you’re willing to lose it for MAGA. Dumb and Dumber.

What career

Rob’s still funny in his belief he has a career. He’s 5’3” -pocket Magat.

These Dark MAGAt meme propagators think they're tough shit, but if they ever actually try anything, they'll be slapped down so hard they'll be wailing and screaming like Kurt Russell at the end of 'Death Proof' (2007).

(go forward to 2:11)

R7, it wasn’t so much the content (though there was a lot about a very unhappy childhood.) He was just so manic and his speech was very pressured.

Rapid, pressured speech is a symptom of Bipolar Disorder. Wouldn't surprise me.

He also said this in the same interview...

[quote]Rob Schneider: Kate McKinnon Singing ‘Hallelujah’ as Hillary Clinton Killed ‘SNL’ and ‘It’s Not Going to Come Back’

Love him for Hot Chick (having Matthew Lawrence and Eric Christian Olsen, at their hottest, shirtless in a locker room scene), Men Behaving Badly, and the so-called vanity project The Chosen One.

Too bad he's gone to the dark MAGA side.

Soon he'll be living in a van...down by the river.

Stunning and brave. Who is he?

Was Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo up for a sequel?

Roger Ebert was right about this fuckwit.

Pink did something similar

Oh, and I thought this thread was about a celebrity... Silly me.

Who the fuck is/was Rob Schneider?

[quote]Was Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo up for a sequel?

Deuce did Europe.

He was funny on Seinfeld as the guy wearing the hearing aid pretending he couldn't hear Elaine talking dirty to him.

He was always a very weak comedian.

And now, as Dennis Miller and Victoria Jackson learned (and as he already suspects), he's about to learn how no one really likes a rabidly right-wing comedian.

R33 Dennis Miller however was actually funny and sharp once upon a time so it’s a true loss. Rob I don’t exactly gaf.

He's been known to be right-leaning for years. He has no career because no one really gave a shit about him even when he was "big." He never had staying power. He was never very funny and he's downright ugly. BTW, Adam Sandler and David Spade are also clearly right-leaning. No one really gives a shit if you're a Republican. People give a shit when you pretend being a Trump supporter doesn't make you look like a bigoted, anti-democratic, racist, fucking asshole. I'm fucking sick of people trying to act like we're dealing with normal people. No, you're not normal being a deplorable. You're letting everyone know you're hateful. There was no other reason to have supported that stupid man in the first place except for his scapegoating and fear-mongering of groups of people.

So I take it he's not the guy from "Jaws"?

^^No, Rose. He's the superintendent from "One Day at a Time."

[quote] There was no other reason to have supported that stupid man in the first place except for his scapegoating and fear-mongering of groups of people.

Who, R35? Which groups?

R38, so were you asleep when he went after Mexicans and Muslims? I'm sure you're OK with that, because it's OK to dehumanize millions of people. Meanwhile, his fucking family have been committing crimes since his immigrant mother was here illegally and his shit Nazi family got here from Germany. And he's married to an illegal, Slovenian whore.

Were you asleep when he attacked Obama with the birther crap? Were you asleep when he just assumes that people from Norway are perfect and if you're from Africa, you're from a shithole and therefore you wouldn't be a good American?

He's a racist, a bigot, a rapist, a criminal. And it's laughable when you see felons and DUI white trash in Congress push White Nationalism when they themselves are the reason for the demise of the nations. Countless idiots who showed up at the Capitol who went to "Make America Great Again" were unemployed or had criminal records.

nation*

BTW, he's not too fond of the stupid hick southerners who worship him either. Just ask Jeff Sessions

You sound like a Woke R39. We like all those things now.

No, we don't.

You have to suspicious about Dataloungers who spend so much time and energy thing about failed movie stars they don't like.

What career?

We hate this person.

R36, I'm embarrassed to admit I made the same mistake.

Roy Scheider, I love.

Rob Schneider - yeah, not so much.

Dennis Miller was never, ever, ever, ever, ever funny. He was mildly proficient at being a smart ass, which was useful on Weekend Report, but otherwise he was a fifth rate Jerry Seinfeld, who left Miller in the dust of his fart clouds when his trajectory soared.

Miller was a dime a dozen in Pittsburgh, a place where blue collar snobs complain about anything that happened after 1955, and his worth was even less elsewhere.

Spade is NOT right leaning, despite being an Arizona desert rat.

Miller, maybe, but he was truly funny at one time.

R49,

[quote]Spade is NOT right leaning

Honey, sweetie, darling, his own assistant tried to kill him.

He might not say so in your company but he is DEFINITELY a 2nd Amendment booster.

You can’t fuck that many hoors and be right leaning.

Not my David!

So is Schneider just another rightwing, has-been comic who’s whoring himself out as a “victim” of Kancel Kulture because his career was in the shitter? It’s become such a grift for these unfunny hacks. It looks like he’s jumped on the bandwagon along with Jim Breuer, Steven Crowder, Adam Corolla, et al.

Slightly OT:

I sensed definite tension between Spade and John Mulaney when Mulaney was on the “Fly on the Wall” podcast.

Whats that about?

I know nothing about John Mulaney. I know a few things about his beloved.

John, you in danger gurl.

Nobody gives a fuck about Rob Schneider. We're also willing for him to lose the "career" he no longer has and it doesn't really matter why.

Stay close to fellow Dump-sucker Adam Sandler who still has a career but nobody's sure why. (exception: I liked Spanglish) It's a mystery although he's probably got enough money to be comfortable as long as he's not supporting assholes like Rob Schneider the rest of his life.

R52 doesn’t explain Adam Sandler though, who (inexplicably) lucked into an A list career.

Some people just are what they are.

[quote] Nobody gives a fuck about Rob Schneider.

We have posted about him 55 times.

I'm sure Zionist Adam Sandler has dropped Rob by now for being a Trumper, who believes in anti-Jew conspiracy theories. I believe Rob burned that bridge. Although I can't remember when was the last time Adam used Rob for one of his projects. Maybe Adam dumped Rob a long time ago?

I didn’t see or hear that particular podcast episode, R53, but have heard other “Fly on the Wall” episodes and enjoyed the comedic chemistry that Spade and Carvey bring to the podcast in general.

It would be interesting if there was some kind of low key feud going on between John Mulaney and David Spade....

Can you give some examples of the tension you felt you heard between them on Mulaney’s episode of “Fly on the Wall”?

Maybe Spade also “dated” Olivia Munn at some point?

[quote] Honey, sweetie, darling, his own assistant tried to kill him

Say what?

I used to want to fuck him when he was younger. Not good looking but the kind of trashy guy who never says no.

^Pauly Shore looked like a dirty fuck too.

Well, I think his high point was Jaws. I don't recall what he did after that.

I think he's probably somewhat homophobic as well. Years ago when he was being interviewed on the Jiminy Glick show Glick made a comment toward Schneider that insinuated he had a boyfriend, and you can see from Schneider's face he was definitely not happy about it.

But interestingly enough, that video seems to have been scrubbed from YouTube and the rest of the internet.

What a fucking moron.

Glenn Beck is fat as a hog.

It took me half the thread to realise we weren’t talking about Roy Schneider. Never heard of Rob.

The last movie he was in was in 2020. It was an Adam Sandler movie

R66 That's one and half fours!

Can you tell us when are the highlights?

He used to be semi cute, but damn, these days he looks rode hard and put up wet. But that's the fate of most Jewish men, even the extra handsome guys. They hit a wall usually somewhere in the mid to late 30s and it's all downhill from there. First the hair goes, then the face. It's like a curse.

Pauly Shore looks like shit these days too.

The only thing he’s right about is that cringe Hallelujah Hillary Clinton opening on SNL.

[quote]Spade is NOT right leaning

He’s a well-known Republican. Where the hell have you been?

He's right what he said in R21. It was gringe worthy.

R70 Paul Rudd would like to have a word with you there.

Is Paul Rudd Jewish?

He’s got a face like the map of Ireland!

[quote] otherwise he was a fifth rate Jerry Seinfeld, who left Miller in the dust of his fart clouds when his trajectory soared.

Well there's an image I could have done without.

He used to be semi cute, but damn, these days he looks rode hard and put up wet.

He’s part Filipino and had cute, unusual looks when he was young, but unfortunately he went bald and started wearing a newsboy cap — an irreversible step into eternal creepdom.

^^ Sorry - I forgot the quote tags. The first sentence is a quote from R70.

I can't stand Schneider, but I'm glad he gave a smackdown on the overrated hack Kate McKinnon. I have the feeling McKinnon's career post SNL will flop.

Elle King's mom was 17 when he knocked her up

The sheer bravery of being willing to sacrifice something you haven't had for a very long time.

I had to Google him. That’s how forgettable to man is.

R76, Paul Rudd's paternal family's original surname, Rudnitsky, was changed by his grandfather to Rudd, and his maternal family's surname was originally Goldstein; his parents were second cousins. Both his parents are Jewish.

[Quote]What career? Riding Adam Sandler’s coattails?

It wasn't Adam’s coattails Rob was riding. 😉

Hey, we've now devoted 85 posts to someone we absolutely loathe.

Not true, R86. Not my post.

Very good, R84. Your post was informative and in good faith.

It wasn't another of the simple-minded hate-posts which seem to be abound on DL.

Let me guess. After Schneider said he was willing to risk his career, he said something racist, sexist, or/and homophobic.

[quote]he went bald and started wearing a newsboy cap — an irreversible step into eternal creepdom.

🤣

I am willing to lose all the snowballs in this 90 degree heat for my political beliefs!

Oh, the sacrifice.... the martyrdom... the pain I am willing to endure!

Don't you all think I'm wunnerful?

I'm going to miss all those amazing movie projects he has in the works like ...

and ...

I mean ...

And then there's ...

Good. I don't care about either of those things.