Arby’s

I think you mean "beef".

The stuff is so full of additives it almost qualifies as vegetarian!

Beef curtains!

Last time I had it was in the early 2000s. It had a putrid smell and limp French fries. Poor quality, and I’m pretty sure it is no different today.

You know what this fat whore misses from the early 2000s? T.J. Cinnamons. Fancy people Cinnabon — best cinnamon rolls I ever ate, and I was just a child!

There is a Cinnabon at the mall near my home. When I get the craving I walk over there and eat one

Arby's gets shit on, but I like it. And you can't get out of there for under 15 bucks minimum.

I read on Brandeating in the comments that their gyro is pretty good, considering.

But their beef looks like abortion!

That one red sauce they have is vile. Smells like a melted Yankee Holiday Candle.

Horsey sauce?

Go get an abortion, r7!

I don’t know what it’s called . It’s red and tastes like cinnamon wax.

Beef curtains? With or without au jus?

I love a giant Arby's roast beef sandwich with lots of horsey sauce and Arby's sauce. But, boy, I have a bad trip to the restroom the next morning, never fails!

(Undercover in art class)

Miss Duncan?

Yes, Donna.

May I manipulate Kris’ pussy lips to make them less loose and stretched out looking?

Kris’ pussy lips look just fine to me, Donna.

Miss Duncan, they’re making me uncomfortable.

Ok, Donna go ahead.

Ouch!!! Stop it you fuckin’ bitch!

Sorry, they are just so fleshy and loose! Looks like a fucking Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

R14 = Now, Voyager Fake Dialogue Troll

Somebody forked my curtains.

Arby’s gyro is good if you’ve never had one before.

Donna, you shouldn’t have pinched her roast beef!

I couldn’t help myself! Her lab curtains were so succulent!

They also have a decent Reuben, for a fast food joint.

R19 do you close your eyes while you eat it so it doesn’t make u puke thinking it looks like loose labia??

No, because it looks like a Reuben.

R21 I want you to forget you saw Donna fist Kris’ pussy. Ok?

Sour ass

I’ll never eat there again due to my association with their roast beef sandwiches and loose, floppy labia.

I remember loving it in the 70s.

They had a really good turkey sandwich as one of their "Market Fresh" options...so of course, they discontinued it.