To warm your icy cunt-hearts.
Cookiesmeller takes nonagenarian grandma to all the National Parks
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 3, 2022 12:25 PM |
granny has cookie face too šš„°
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 30, 2022 11:10 PM |
This story sounds VERY fake.
It's as fake as Granny's dentures.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 31, 2022 12:30 AM |
These stories make me feel like a selfish dickhead.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 31, 2022 12:33 AM |
Sounds nice. Article says the 2 were estranged for 10 years after his parents' divorce. Would I donate to their GoFundMe? No.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 31, 2022 12:35 AM |
So she had to wait 92 years for someone to take her vacation?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 31, 2022 12:36 AM |
This will end in tears when a bison gores them both in Yellowstone.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 31, 2022 12:37 AM |
Cookie smelling is beside the point in this really heartwarming article. I mean, to have such a loving grandson.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 31, 2022 12:44 AM |
Well, no one will ever love me this much.
On the other hand, it sounds like the Bataan Death March, so we good.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 31, 2022 12:55 AM |
[quote] Bataan Death March
The Japanese were evil. They killed without remorse.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 31, 2022 1:00 AM |
No one expects the Bataan Death March.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 31, 2022 1:03 AM |
The grandson is a Jap??
Grandma, you in danger, gurl!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 31, 2022 1:06 AM |
I tried this. Didn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 31, 2022 1:12 AM |
Tough crowd.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 31, 2022 1:16 AM |
He brought her along to lure and procure the young local boys. I've heard this song before.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 31, 2022 1:34 AM |
Kidnaps*
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 31, 2022 1:35 AM |
And weāre luring, and weāre procuringā¦
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 31, 2022 1:37 AM |
[quote]A few years back I learned of a shocking legend: when elders in rural Japan reached age 70 their sons carried them up a sacred mountain and left them on top to die of exposure and starvation. Obasute-yama, or āgranny-dump mountainā is mentioned by a mysterious 11th century writer named Lady Sarashina and the 17th century haiku master Matsuo Basho.
I shudder to think of my fate, dying at 70, so young, had I not left Tokyo a child.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 31, 2022 1:44 AM |
[quote]āgranny-dump mountain"
We have something similar in Boulder.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 31, 2022 2:09 AM |
Who is paying for this? Is he milking granny empty before she dies?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 31, 2022 2:22 AM |
Quite an aspiration really. I'd like to visit them all as well. The National Forests are breathtaking as well. She's very lucky to be so spry at her age, and still capable of enjoying them. A huge Mazel Tov for their reconciliation!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 31, 2022 2:28 AM |
OP, just call him a f-ggot, with the āaā.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 31, 2022 2:35 AM |
[quote]Would I donate to their GoFundMe? No.
They have a GFM? Yuck. I thought this was sweet until I saw this. They are not a fucking charity. Sit home and play scrabble with your fucking nana, asshole. Strangers should not have to pay for your attention-whoring ass. So sick of this cyber-panhandling bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 31, 2022 2:36 AM |
Imagine making a donatia so two strangers can go on vacatia!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 31, 2022 2:44 AM |
R23 Right. I'll continue my support of the SMILE surgeries, as well as for the animal causes I support, and my local food bank. I don't really like this trend either.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 31, 2022 2:48 AM |
R25, I do the same with pediatric cancer and Alzheimer's research. This habit of idiots expecting strangers to pay for things like "destination weddings" is just disgusting. People have no shame anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 31, 2022 2:51 AM |
R27 It's over the top. It's a trend spreading like a virus, and then many of them make money posting the trips on various social media platforms as well. Shameless is precisely what it is!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 31, 2022 2:58 AM |
Itās a sweet article, and heās cute, and now Iām sitting here a little teary-eyed missing my own grandmothers.
But granny had ānever seen a mountainā? How is that even possible? She aināt headless.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 3, 2022 3:28 AM |
R29 - Up close and in person, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 3, 2022 12:25 PM |