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Cookiesmeller takes nonagenarian grandma to all the National Parks

To warm your icy cunt-hearts.

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by Anonymousreply 30September 3, 2022 12:25 PM

granny has cookie face too 😁🄰

by Anonymousreply 1August 30, 2022 11:10 PM

This story sounds VERY fake.

It's as fake as Granny's dentures.

by Anonymousreply 2August 31, 2022 12:30 AM

These stories make me feel like a selfish dickhead.

by Anonymousreply 3August 31, 2022 12:33 AM

Sounds nice. Article says the 2 were estranged for 10 years after his parents' divorce. Would I donate to their GoFundMe? No.

by Anonymousreply 4August 31, 2022 12:35 AM

So she had to wait 92 years for someone to take her vacation?

by Anonymousreply 5August 31, 2022 12:36 AM

This will end in tears when a bison gores them both in Yellowstone.

by Anonymousreply 6August 31, 2022 12:37 AM

Cookie smelling is beside the point in this really heartwarming article. I mean, to have such a loving grandson.

by Anonymousreply 7August 31, 2022 12:44 AM

Well, no one will ever love me this much.

On the other hand, it sounds like the Bataan Death March, so we good.

by Anonymousreply 8August 31, 2022 12:55 AM

[quote] Bataan Death March

The Japanese were evil. They killed without remorse.

by Anonymousreply 9August 31, 2022 1:00 AM

No one expects the Bataan Death March.

by Anonymousreply 10August 31, 2022 1:03 AM

The grandson is a Jap??

Grandma, you in danger, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 11August 31, 2022 1:06 AM

I tried this. Didn't work.

by Anonymousreply 12August 31, 2022 1:12 AM

He's gonna take her to granny dump mountain

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by Anonymousreply 13August 31, 2022 1:13 AM

Tough crowd.

by Anonymousreply 14August 31, 2022 1:16 AM

He brought her along to lure and procure the young local boys. I've heard this song before.

by Anonymousreply 15August 31, 2022 1:34 AM

Kidnaps*

by Anonymousreply 16August 31, 2022 1:35 AM

And we’re luring, and we’re procuring…

by Anonymousreply 17August 31, 2022 1:37 AM

[quote]A few years back I learned of a shocking legend: when elders in rural Japan reached age 70 their sons carried them up a sacred mountain and left them on top to die of exposure and starvation. Obasute-yama, or ā€œgranny-dump mountainā€ is mentioned by a mysterious 11th century writer named Lady Sarashina and the 17th century haiku master Matsuo Basho.

I shudder to think of my fate, dying at 70, so young, had I not left Tokyo a child.

by Anonymousreply 18August 31, 2022 1:44 AM

[quote]ā€œgranny-dump mountain"

We have something similar in Boulder.

by Anonymousreply 19August 31, 2022 2:09 AM

Who is paying for this? Is he milking granny empty before she dies?

by Anonymousreply 20August 31, 2022 2:22 AM

Quite an aspiration really. I'd like to visit them all as well. The National Forests are breathtaking as well. She's very lucky to be so spry at her age, and still capable of enjoying them. A huge Mazel Tov for their reconciliation!

by Anonymousreply 21August 31, 2022 2:28 AM

OP, just call him a f-ggot, with the ā€œaā€.

by Anonymousreply 22August 31, 2022 2:35 AM

[quote]Would I donate to their GoFundMe? No.

They have a GFM? Yuck. I thought this was sweet until I saw this. They are not a fucking charity. Sit home and play scrabble with your fucking nana, asshole. Strangers should not have to pay for your attention-whoring ass. So sick of this cyber-panhandling bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 23August 31, 2022 2:36 AM

Imagine making a donatia so two strangers can go on vacatia!

by Anonymousreply 24August 31, 2022 2:44 AM

R23 Right. I'll continue my support of the SMILE surgeries, as well as for the animal causes I support, and my local food bank. I don't really like this trend either.

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by Anonymousreply 25August 31, 2022 2:48 AM

Spoiler alert.

RIP

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by Anonymousreply 26August 31, 2022 2:50 AM

R25, I do the same with pediatric cancer and Alzheimer's research. This habit of idiots expecting strangers to pay for things like "destination weddings" is just disgusting. People have no shame anymore.

by Anonymousreply 27August 31, 2022 2:51 AM

R27 It's over the top. It's a trend spreading like a virus, and then many of them make money posting the trips on various social media platforms as well. Shameless is precisely what it is!

by Anonymousreply 28August 31, 2022 2:58 AM

It’s a sweet article, and he’s cute, and now I’m sitting here a little teary-eyed missing my own grandmothers.

But granny had ā€˜never seen a mountain’? How is that even possible? She ain’t headless.

by Anonymousreply 29September 3, 2022 3:28 AM

R29 - Up close and in person, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 30September 3, 2022 12:25 PM
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